In case you needed further proof that Paris Hilton is still a loser (and who needs more evidence of that?) sources say she’s absolutely desperate to get pregnant with Benji Madden’s baby. There have been rumors floating around for the past few weeks that she was either pregnant or trying because she’d stopped drinking at parties. And you know Paris doesn’t just put away the booze unless there’s something in it for her. Now Page Six has it on good authority (and by that, I mean an anonymous, possibly shady “source”) that Paris is absolutely set on getting herself knocked up.
Paris Hilton has never been one to take it slow, so it comes as no surprise that the celebutard is desperately trying for a baby with her boyfriend, Benji Madden. “She’s jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she’s fallen off in the tabs lately,” said one friend. “A baby would put her back in the news.” Hilton, who’s only dated Madden for six months, is already doing what she’s never done before – swearing off drugs and booze in an attempt to try and spawn.
[From Page Six]
Do you think that wonky eye is genetic? What are the odds she’ll pass it on? I’ve got to admit, I found the idea of Britney Spears and Nicole Richie having kids pretty scary. But neither of them compare to the terror I feel in my heart when I imagine Paris Hilton being allowed to give life to another human being. And then being in charge of the safety of that life.
Paris has long been reported to impulse by pets and then discards them when she loses interest. I am absolutely certain that there is no way in hell she isn’t stupid enough to think she can do the same thing with a kid. If there were anyone in Hollywood I would will a childless existence onto, it’d be Paris. Let’s pray to God that Benji Madden has enough sense to keep a condom strapped on, 24/7. And just to be safe, I’d wrap at least three packages of saran wrap around my entire body if I were him. Can’t hurt.
Here’s Paris and Benji arriving at La Taverna di Tony restaurant in Malibu for an early dinner on Sunday. Images thanks to WENN.
If there is a God, Paris is barren.
Syko can you imagine what that child’s life would be like? What that child would be like???? ~shudder~
dude, lets be real. if she is barren – she has enough money to buy – i mean – adopt on. this bothers me, little brit is getting help and working it out, nicole seems to be good – but this “girl” ???? it is really just too sad to think about.
Something tells me she hasn’t asked for Benji’s opinion about that. I predict he’ll break up with her soon enough if she keeps this going. A girlfriend of only 6 months desperately wanting to get pregnant is enough for any man to run for the hills, but if that gf is Paris Hilton, well… I think that he might be scared to death of spawning a child with her. This won’t last. And let’s hope it doesn’t *before* she finds a way to trick him into a pregnancy. Can you imagine the life-long shame for the poor guy?
“She’s jealous of all the attention [best friend] Nicole Richie has been getting and knows she’s fallen off in the tabs lately,” said one friend. “A baby would put her back in the news.”
… WOW, if there was EVER a reason to become a mother, solely responsible for the safety and moral upbringing of a child – THIS IS IT!!!
🙄
She has GOT to be in the top 5 of the National Registry of Disgusting, Stupid, People Who Should Never Reproduce list.
Unfortunately, I don’t see Madden breaking up with her… anyone stupid enough to date her in the first place can’t be trusted.
So we can only pray that, through her lifestyle, she’s completely ruined her reproductive system.
“…I found the idea of Britney Spears and Nicole Richie having kids pretty scary. But neither of them compare to the terror I feel in my heart when I imagine Paris Hilton being allowed to give life to another human being. And then being in charge of the safety of that life.”
AWESOME STATEMENT. Hahah 😆
@drm – no, can’t even imagine. A lifetime lived with nannies and servants and Mom someone who shows up for photo ops.
She is like a teenager who thinks of parenthood as cute sweet smelling babies and adorable family photos and has no clue of the amount of work it takes to keep those babies sweet smelling. Not that she’d ever have to do it. This is a whim, an impulse achievement. Just like all the puppies and other assorted animals were. And a way to catch up with Nicole. She’s truly pitiful.
I believe her wonky eye came after plastic surgery to her eyes where the surgeon accidentally cut a nerve. So I doubt that’s hereditary.
I find it disturbing that these two, with all the blessings bestowed upon them, act so carelessly. Where’s setting an example? Paris’s parents seem like good people.
Sad reason for having a baby, if it’s true. I already find it SO weird they’re dating twins.
Nicole must be horrified.
And omg I have to add lol is Benji a big dope?! can’t he see what’s happening?! LOL
I think many celebrities want to get pregnant for the WRONG reason: attention, publicity, media hype and lots of extra pictures of them for “bump watch”.
Then of course, I’m sure if Paris does have a baby she’ll think of some really creative “celebrity” name for her baby, that will get her even more press.
These celebrities all do the same schtick and it gets so freaking old.
anyone up for sponsoring a mandatory sterilization bill….?? 😆
Benji and Joel seem a little co-dependent, so I’m not surprised that Benji can justify his dating Paris as being something to keep him attached at the umbilical cord to his twin.
I grudgingly give Paris credit for being committed to this relationship, but her desire to get pregnant can’t NOT come across as unoriginal in the wake of Nicole’s having already had a baby. While one can hope her intentions are pure, it is highly doubtful. Can you imagine how much money she’s probably already hoping to get for the first pics?
@Jack
No, she’s always had it. I’ve seen younger pics. I think she’s had corrective surgery on it, but it eventually droops again. There’s no permanent cure, apparently… except to comb your bangs over the eye, as she often does. 😀
Good Charlotte did a “private” concert here in Seattle for the radio station and the morning DJs did alot of talking to them. Benji sounds honestly and genuinely REALLY happy about his relationship with Paris, thanked Joel and Nicole for their part in it, and is HUGELY in love with his baby niece! Babysits and sings to her all the time. So, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if he wanted one of his own with Paris.
Luckly, her venereal disease ridden womb will not allow life to attach to it’s walls, so her horrible DNA will die with her.
True, and not even one bit sad. In an odd twist of fate, the only ‘semi’ normal member of the Hilton clan Nicky, will die heirless due to rampant anorexia that everyone is in denial over.
Barron of course is a homersexual and babies don’t come from poop holes. Nice that you keep trying there Barron – the Hampton’s isn’t the same this year with out your drunken sex shows.
My brother had a lazy eye when he was a kid. They fixed it with a couple of years of really thick glasses. I don’t really know what was special about them, but it went away.
Paris Hilton is a very sad person. I hope she does not ever get preggers.
I don’t like the girl (yes, girl; nothing about her actions screams ‘mature woman’), but I hope this news is just junk. I really do. The reasons given by the ‘source’ are some of the worst I’ve heard for having a child.
No human being deserves that.
I wouldn’t wish her as a mother to anyone.
Thank you Diva!!
As much as it doesn’t suit our assumptions about Paris, Benji loves her
all this crap about her moving in on Nicoles’ life is just that – crap
http://www.mrpaparazzi.com/post/3291/UhOh-Paris-Hilton-Is-NOT-Happy.aspx
Ten Monopoly dollars says she names her first child Shalom Summer Katie Madden.
Uh-oh. It may be just the camera angle, but her cheeks look fuller. One of the early signs….we just need a butt shot to confirm it – the walk changes kinda early too.
I’ll tell you what I’M over, those granny dresses have got to go. All the celebs are wearing them but I’ve only seen Jenny MCcarthy carry it off as sexy and not septuagenarian. Women of Hollywood, you look like water buffalos in these dresses and that is doubly so for the pregnant ones.
And Paris, she’ll always be an infant herself, so needy for attention. She still gets in fights in clubs for God sakes.
Well, Scorn, I happen to have been acually liking the dresses this Hilton’s been wearing the last few weeks, granny or not. She’s been looking quite pretty and feminine without the slut-factor as of late, and she’s been picking out very nice looking frocks. They look kind of Pucci, like that 70’s to mid-eighties designer, nice – and she wears the things well.
I’ve decided to start sticking up for annoying, world-reviled Bigfoot Hilton, now. For some reason, I suddenly got all soft-hearted about her, feeling sad for her, sensing her vulnerability or something. I’m a sucker for the underbitch sometimes. The main thing I always despised about her was her apparant complete lack or ability for friendship loyalty, and that’s something I personally take very seriously.
Gah! Whatever. O.K. fine, FINE! I admit it. I’m not gonna hate on this bitch anymore, there’s far too many other people around now much better suited for the job. 😛 I got too soft!! That’s fine, that’s just more nice celeb disgust to heap upon the likes of Aniston, Courtney Love and JLo. Useless hags! boring cunts the lot of ’em…
u guys can insult her. but dont curse her like that. hoping she’s barren? now that’s jst crossing the line
I still don’t believe these two are just a couple. They just agreed to run around together cause they were jealous of their friend/brother. Even with all the media whoring I’ve never seen a pic of the two of them being affectionate (and we all know she doesn’t mind being “affectionate” on camera). The whole thing is skeezy to the nth degree.
Wow! I couldn’t fathom wearing contact lenses every damned day. That is what Paris does. She covers her brown eyes with Bill Blasco fake hand painted contact lenses every day. You all know she fakes that eye color, no?
Adding a little hope to our worries about Paris Hilton being a mother: A psychologist once told me that the one advance people who come from dysfunctional rich families have compared to spawns of dysfuctional not-rich families is the love they might get from employees such as nannies, chauffeurs, gardeners etc. Especially nannies, naturally. That sometimes makes the difference between completely messed up and just messed up. So let’s just hope the kid(s) happen(s) to have a loving, caring nanny.
“Paris has long been reported to impulse by pets and then discards them when she loses interest. I am absolutely certain that there is no way in hell she isn’t stupid enough to think she can do the same thing with a kid.”
She can. She has enough money she can send the kid to boarding school as soon as it’s old enough, and she can hire a nanny to take care of it 24-7 if she gets bored with it before then.
that woman shouldn’t reproduce! She’s too selfish. 😆
She’s a rich and famous woman but I still wouldn’t want a Mom like that. Poor kid if she does have one. I can already see the beaking news…don’t want it don’t need it!!
lol..lol..lol..go ahead Paris and have a baby….it will hopefully keep you out of the bars..drunk and driving….go ahead and ruin an innocent baby..who had no choice who their mother would be…your so selfish you would name it France if it were a girl…run Benji run….and fast
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