– Jake Gyllenhaal has moved in with Reese Witherspoon’s $5 million L.A. home claims Star Magazine and with the relocation comes a few rules Reese has laid down for Jake. First, the basics: no shoes in the house, empty the trash when three-quarters full, no feet on the coffee table. Ouch [The Blemish]
– Uma Thurman sure is looking damn pregnant [Dlisted]
– Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson spent the weekend vacationing in Banff – very low key, super undercover [Lainey Gossip]
– Eva Longoria Chops Her Hair Off [Fafarazzi]
– Mary J Blige graces the cover of Vegas magazine [Bossip]
– Pajiba’s Hangover Theater: So I Married an Axe Murderer [Pajiba]
– ‘Spider-Man: The Musical’ Open Call Seeks Vocally Gifted Peter Parker Types [Defamer]
– Alecia Moore aka Pink was photographed enjoying an afternoon of shopping in Soho yesterday wearing all black. It is no secret that Pink is NOT a fan of the paparazzi, but she took it all in stride [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Kate Moss covered up that bikini body in a few designer dresses, looking more like a businesswoman and less like a wild child on the August cover of Vogue [PopSugar]
– Vanessa Minnillo leaving Ralphs supermarket in Studio City [Celebslam]
– Vince Vaughn keeps looking worse and worse [Websters is my Bitch]
– American Idol’s Diana DeGarmo at the “Fuse” Grand Opening [The Bastardly]
– Keisha Castle-Hughes Takes daughter Felicity-Amore To The Zoo [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Denise Richards Chases the Paparazzi When Topless (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Ashley Tisdale ditched her usual shopping partner to hit up some LA boutiques with Miley Cyrus [Evil Beet]
– Celebrity Trout Pouts Off the Hook [CityRag]
– Vivica Fox defends Jessica Simpson [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Dolly Parton isn’t 95. But it’s kind of hard to tell [Hollywood Rag]
– Suzanne Somers ups her own skirt [Seriously? OMG! wtf?]
– Megan Fox: Mistress of Self-Promotion [Agent Bedhead]
– Random Celeb Photos [Crazy Days and Nights]
– One day after Sienna Miller was seen in Italy prancing around naked on the Almalfi Coast, Kate Moss did the same thing in Sardinia [WWTDD]
– Katherine Heigl was spotted out for a jog in Los Feliz yesterday [The Skinny]
– Victoria Silvstedt has a tough life [Derek Hail]
– How Many Crazy Poses Can Jack Black Make [Best Week Ever]
– Gisele Bundchen let it all hang out for the latest issue of V Magazine and then actually formed some coherent sentences during an interview. Small victories. [Mollygood]
– Bathing Beauty Can’t Believe Matt Dillon Prefers Screenplay Over String Bikini [Jezebel]
– Illeana Douglas – working at Ikea? [Popbytes]
– William Petersen Says B-Y-E to ‘CSI’ [ShowHype]