Chelsea Handler decided to speak out again against Angelina Jolie last night on her show. Over the weekend, Chelsea was doing stand-up in New Jersey, and had done the same dumb bit that she had done many times before – calling Angelina Jolie a home wrecker and a C-U-Next-Tuesday, etc. By the way – that HuffPo story covering the incident has gotten over 3000 comments. Insane how so many people still have opinions about this sh-t, right? Anyway, Chelsea talked about it last night and she basically said that she’s “always” made fun of Angelina: “I’ve been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made out with her brother! If it’s learned anything from this, it’s to write some new jokes.” Us Weekly tried to spin this as a “denial” by Chelsea that she goes off on tirades against Jolie because of her friendship with Jennifer Aniston, but Chelsea doesn’t mention Aniston at all… which means, in my mind, Aniston and her team (that she shares with Chelsea, because they have the same representation) have either given Chelsea the explicit go ahead, or that their silence is golden.
Yeah, I’ll ask it again – why is this funny? Or relevant? It’s like making a joke about Bjork’s swan dress or saying “Where’s the beef?” It’s just sad and dated and pathetic. Just my opinion. Also my opinion: I can’t wait for Chelsea to go one coked-out escapade too far, and have all of her nastiness ricochet back into her face. I see her blitzed out of her mind on the road, getting stopped by the cops and pulling some kind of Mel Gibson-like racist rant.
Ahahahaha thumbnail picture!
Haven’t even read yet.
Girlfriend is NOT aging well. And yes, the whole Aniston/Jolie/Pitt meme is ovah, old, overdone, obsolete, obnoxious. Oh, that’s enough.:-)
Wish the media, et al, would get that message.
Vodka in her feed bag was doing all the talking
She’s just gross. And honestly-kind of a pathetic reflection on Aniston if she was just bitching about this when they were in Cabo for Thanksgiving.
As I stated yesterday, Handler has always used Jolie as material. Long before she showed up in Cabo with Jennifer!
Jennifer has ALWAYS taken the high road when it comes to her marriage to Pitt. After seeing the pics of Pitt last night, I am sure she is thanking her lucky stars that she is NO longer married to him. Pffttt!
Yes, now the two of them (Handler and Aniston) have something in common……
Yesterday, I posted about Kathy Griffin but then I got some message saying I was posting too fast and to slow down so I don’t think my post about Kathy Griffin made it to the boards. Oh well. What I wrote though is that I always thought Kathy seemed like a pretty annoying person but then I watched one of her specials and she is really funny. She knows how to make stories about celebrities humerous and relevant because she tells them based on her own experiences with the celebrities. She doesn’t rehash garbage that is written in every tabloid. I think this is where Chelsea really fails as a comic. Her jokes about celebrities are, as you have mentioned, are based soley on boring stereotypes (that are not funny). Joan Rivers, who is as old as Methusala, is also very good at making fun of celebrities because her oneliners are sharp and really original observations. Chelsea needs to go back to school.
is she in the closet and in love with jennifer anniston?
Anyway i think she is nuts and never liked her, she seems like she has a mean drunk’ vibe. Even if she doesn’t like AJ, um, to make such a public weird rant about her is nasty. She has kids and they can HEAR THAT on the net! Ugh. Anyway she is no match for PAX– he is plotting her career demise, muahahah
I agree with Kaiser 100%. This woman is one short step away from being Mad Max Mel and it appears Jennifer’s silence is indeed approval, which IMHO makes Jennifer look rather pathetic holding on to what is very very old news. It’s time to move on Jen.
I don’t like putting down someone’s looks, but OMgosh, Chelsea does look rough. Maybe time for a stay at Betty Ford.
wow. yuck.
She really looks like she has reached old age…meaning 60 or 65 years of age.
Also i didn’t know that it was quite hillarious to launch racist attacks on 9 years old or to speculate about the sexuality of a 4 year old you already labelled as a lesbian.
Now that makes her a peadophile in a my book. A peadophile and a racist prick who better exploite her own sex vid and talk about how she slept with her married boss just to get her show where she will trash Jolie and kids.
Instead she is using and abusing her verbal diarreha that ultimately oozes foul stench around her and her bff Aniston.
Wonder if that vacation was really a vacation to mexico or a business trip to talk about details of their new strategy in their high school type of vendetta.
Old jealous immature bitter hags gone mad to a point that it’s flirting with demaguogy and hysteria with no respect whatsoever about what is sacred in any so called developped society : children.
Losers through and through, the both of them !
Handler has been making Angelina jokes for a long time and the one about Maddox being upset he travels to other 3rd world countries instead of living in Malibu is ancient. Its a really old joke. Now calling Angie all these names with such venom is quite new to me. It was always kinda breezy lame jokes everyone makes and then in that video Chelesea was laying into Angie like Angie was dating HER ex.
I think Handler had to say she was making these jokes for years (which is only half true, as far as I know the C word was never used in her act) is because people dragged Aniston’s name into this, which is soo funny. They just kinda recently became friends so it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see where the venom is coming from. I am sure Aniston doesn’t want her name in this. That was really unexpected for their PR machine that Aniston would get her name dragged into this debacle. For some reason it makes Aniston look bad to have this woman talking about her ex husband’s girlfriend and the mother of his children.
I didn’t expect that to happen but I am glad it did. I was thinking it would be the opposite but I am glad people are just as sick of this and tired of the triangle as I am. People on Twitter pretty much has the same thinking as me. So win win for my team.
all i have to say is this is one ugly ass bitch and they both need to get over it and get a life…….this ugly ass bitch needs to get some new lines this is soooooooooooo play out already they are both losers if you ask me
“where’s the beef?”
Kaiser, you made my day with that one!
Totally agree Kaiser, this chick is one step away from a drunken encounter with the police.
The ugly bitch is apologizing because there were more negative comments on the blogs than she anticipated and she realizes how stupid she looks. Yeah, she needs new material, pronto!! She also needs to not bring children into her diatribes.
I feel sorry that people are half blaming Jennifer Aniston for this. I would like to think Jen has gotten over all this triangle sh!t and has moved on but crazy rants from her buddies make her look like she approves. Really sad for her. She needs to weed out some of her friends apparently. Maybe Jen should not invite this fool on the next vacay in Cabo.
The only conclusion I can come to listening to Handler spewing this rant after all these years is that Aniston is indeed not over it, she is using Handler as her mouthpiece to do her dirty work, and lacks sufficient intelligence to understand how tacky and pathetic Handler is making her look. This is the second time Handler has gone off like this on Aniston’s behalf. If Aniston were really over it, she would have told Handler to keep her damn mouth shut.
Jen is way too classy and sweet to be friends wth someone like handler, oh wait.. Also I thought Jen is usual wth the Pitt family for thanksngiving, what her invitation got lost in the mail or something
Chelsea Handler is an ugly, pathetic, unfunny, over-rated hack.
If Chelsea wasn’t banging the CEO of Comcast, she’d still be doing mediocre stand-up in dive clubs. She’s no less of a whore than Angelina or anyone else in Hollywood.
She’s not funny. She’s never been funny.
@Riley you are so right about Kathy Griffin AND I would add just because she socializes with a celebrity it doesn’t make them off limits see her bits on Cher and her funny as hell bit on Sharon Stone.
Chelsea is right on one thing she needs to right new jokes. Funny that none of the media picked up on the fact that they have the same agent, or her little affair with an E exec she bragged about.
just wanted to add both Jolie and Handler are the same age. Handler has lived a rough rough life.
I must admit I laughed with the “where’s the beef?” statement. That really amused me.
I usually say the opposite of this but, Handler needs to use a touch more eye makeup. Her eyes disappear in her face. And she looks much older than her age. She’s younger than me!
Anyway, I’ve followed Handler for a long time, I used to be a big fan. I’m not anymore, but not specifically because of this. I strongly suspect she’s becoming or has become an alcoholic and is barely holding it together these days. I’ve noticed her act is stale and she loses track of what she’s saying, she’s using old material and a lot of it doesn’t even make sense anymore. Her books were fairly successful and it’s my guess that she’s been riding the wave of success with a lot more vodka than usual.
Girlfriend needs to slow down, take a break. She’s getting out of hand.
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Not to sound too harsh or nasty but sleeping her way to the top to have the perfect job is nothing more than prostitution and prostitutes tend to get old very quick.
She is not funny. Hope you are right about getting stopped by the cops, Kaiser…now that would be funny.
not the jen, brad and angie triangle again? No, dear lord no……
The fact that this old joke has come out and now JA & CH share rep’s is really dubious to me. The sad thing about this is, it just re-inforces the old adage that JA hasn’t moved on, but that she’s getting increasingly bitter.
If JA doesn’t distance herself from this her whole life will end up being defined by her breakup with her long ago ex husband, loads of shitty Movies and lot’s of bikini shots.
edit. And if CH is so outraged about AJ being a homewrecker, what do you call a woman who calls a Mother a C*nt and makes fun of her children?
This woman is just a nasty piece of work. And for Jennifer Aniston to associate herself with her is dumb dumb dumb. You might even say ‘the *r* word’.
Other comedians make fun of Angie and other celebrities too, but they do it in a way that is tongue in cheek and not venomous.
it would have been fine if it wasnt so clear the woman had a vendetta against her. There was no humour in Handlers “joke” just spite and bitterness
She’s always trying to slip in insults at random and inappropriate times. eg eva mendes interview. That is just quite sad really.
Shes done this joke plenty of times before, iv seen clips of old shows. She used to do the same to Jen and she used to say angelina was beautiful
Chelsea Handler is unfunny. Along with Sarah Silverman: girls talking nonsense with lots of “bad words” or making racist jokes isn’t funny.
Also, such a hypocrite, she had Kate Bosworth (wannabe homewrecker) on her show and she treated her like a princess.
Meh.
She is really mean sometimes. But it’s time to grow-up. Not really expecting her to do that… but it’s been years.
this woman claims to be 35?
@cod how?
#32 Of course it’s biased … it’s one (or several) people’s OPINION. This isn’t CNN. Kaiser is saying what she thinks and all of our opinions are inherently biased.
That being said I totally agree with you Kaiser on most of it but I honestly don’t think Aniston is giving the green light on this thing. I think Chelsea is doing it to get in good with Jen but I can’t see how this isn’t mortifying to Aniston when Angelina and Brad are doing so well professionally and romantically and Aniston is floundering on both ends of the spectrum.
Katie – I saw the show with Bosworth and I have to admit I didn’t hate her … I know, I feel ashamed but she came off likable next to Chelsea.
@32
maybe its because her comments were not even funny but more as someone else said, spiteful venom.
Other people take the piss out of the Jolie but at least its funny, a joke. rather than just calling her a cunt because she has an agenda.
shes 35! hahahaa no way, rode hard and put away wet, shes got skin like an elbow.
gloaming: If JA doesn’t distance herself from this her whole life will end up being defined by her breakup with her long ago ex husband, loads of shitty Movies and lot’s of bikini shots.
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It already has.
She is one rough looking 35! She needs to STFU and Jen is stupid for not telling her to stop. She’s making her friend look pathetic and that is not good. Either Jen doesn’t see it or doesn’t care.
Kathy Griffin is too funny. I saw her standup on comedy central. I like her show cause she messe s with people that aren’t celebs. I loved her Cher story. Her celeb stories are kind of self deprecating too. Her stories are just cute teasing.
I’m sure jen sits back and thinks it’s cute how her freind does this. Now with all the backlash I’m sure her tune is changing. As in Jens pr coming out full force saying Jen doesn’t have anything to do with CH rant. BS
No way in HELL is she 35!
such a sad pathetic woman.
I agree with those of you saying theres a difference between comedy and just plain mean. Kathy Griffin is much better than Chelsea in that way!Shes the one who should have a tv show not Chelsea. Ugh
I’m sorry but one thing about Aniston is she has an amazing rep in Huvane and the fact that Handler is small potatoes as a client means that yes Aniston has the power to shut Handler up. She probably was aware of her disses on AJ and kids well before she appeared on her show. But to claim she wasn’t aware of the monologue on the show she actually appeared on is just willful stupidity . The thing that really pisses me off is that none of her kid bashing makes it to the mainstream press. Because there is not any defense for making racial slurs against a 9 year old or homophobic comments about a toddler.
Watch the entire youtube video not just the part about Angie. Then justify her vile comments about Brad and Angie’s kids.
So not funny. And so not 35.
Not sure why Jen’s silence is relevant. What exactly do people want or expect her to say. I can’t think of one thing that she could say that wouldn’t implicate her in some way.
I love coming to this blog every day but there is one fly in the ointment. The Jolie love and Aniston hate…is crazy, especially considering the facts. Admittedly its difficult to see through the BS and spin 5 years on but hopefully the truth will set the triangle free one day:)
This is ridiculous. I don’t care if you find either Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin funny, or neither of them funny, but I think it’s hilarious that so many justify what Griffin does as “light teasing” whilst Handler must have some sort of “vendetta.”
Aside, I saw Handler live in 2005 or 2006 and she called Angelina Jolie the C word, among other things, as a part of her jokes. She’s right that she needs to come up with new ones, but give me a break, people. Sorry she attacked your beloved, but that’s essentially all her comedy is built on (like Griffin’s): mean-spirited jokes at some celebrity’s expense. It’s kind of stupid that we justify Griffin’s while bashing Handler for the exact same thing.
#32 is right. I get that some people just don’t like CH, which is obviously fine – she’s a hard persona to like, but let’s call a spade a spade and leave it alone already. It’s really starting to seem like Handler isn’t the only one with a “vendetta.”
I’ll say it again: it is not Jennifer Aniston’s responsibility to shut this woman up and I just do not understand how people are connecting the two.
They are two separate people who happen to share a manager. The only people bringing Aniston’s name into this are the Brangeloons trying to drag her name through the mud.
They are friends. Chelsea stopped making jokes about her friend and continues to make jokes about the woman who is not her friend. It makes sense. It isn’t some conspiracy or hidden agenda.
Jennifer Aniston likely doesn’t care for Angelina so why the heck does she have some kind of responsibility to shut Chelsea Handler up?
Thank you, Hamm. Perfect synopsis.
#1 Zelda: LOL!! I was thinking the same; she looks like a cariacature of a lesbian PE teacher!!!
To even suggest JA has anything to do with this woman’s behaviour is just so desperate to find something to hate. Some of you are so over the top it’s ridiculous!!! Get a grip.
I’m an ardent fan of Angie and I agree this has nothing to do with Jennifer.I simply object to CH discussing the kids. Comics have told jokes about Angie, Oprah, Tom and every other A list celeb for years. At least those jokes were funny. Chelsea jokes were dated and not funny IMO. Regarding female comics I think Kathy is funnier than Chelsea but Chelsea is funnier than Sarah.
I love CH
Jen keeps company with a woman who openly trashes her ex’s girlfriend in the WORST way, calling her a FUCKING WHORE, a FUCKING CUNT, a BITCH, calling her kids lesbo, and making racist comments about them, AND somehow Jen is ABOVE it all? Give me a break. Her fans are ridiculous. If this was Angie’s friend, I would have the exact same reaction. GROSS. And I think it’s openly misogynistic, too. They are trashing Angie, but not Brad. Calling a woman a cunt is just nasty and awful. I don’t know how anyone can hang around someone like that?
If Jen was so sweet and all goodness, she wouldn’t personally invite Chelsea to her Cabo vacation. She only said that she doesn’t want to be associated with the triangle, and the tabloids have ruined her life. But she hangs out with a person who FUELS the drama? What a joke. It’s obvious Jen is fine with this. It speaks volumes about Jen’s real character, rather than the made-up PR fairy tale that her fans buy into. She’s also friends with Joe Francis, too. Really GROSS. She must not have any morals to speak of to be friends with these people.
I love gossip. I really really do. I have a definite opinion re this and it has nothing to do with being a lover/hater of anyone. The timing of her rant was very poor with all the media coverage of her Tgiving vacation with JA. Combine that with JA’s history of hosting her own pity party and the vile things CH said about two children who have nothing to do with any of this, and I think it was an appalling thing to do.
Any association with crass makes you crass by association, hence the term ‘persona non gratta’ in certain circles.
Sandra Bullock had to dissociate herself asap from her husband right after the hitler gesture.
You are always, partly reffered and perceived through your milieu, your entourage. That’s how it works and how it has always worked and there won’t be any exception for Jennifer.
You go out twice with a douche with controversial thoughts and urine problems management during love making : crass.
You spend your Hollydays multiple times at Joe Francis’s compound : immoral and crass
You have no dignity inviting the one who used to call you a bitter loser, a vulgar prostitute who trashes children like it’s nobody business : crass through and through
You at 40+ years old, professional with 20 years of experience and master of image PR deliberatly surround yourself with crass, then you are crass too as long as you don’t distance yourself from the trash, as long as your low IQ or massive ego or silent support makes you beleive that inviting crass in your entourage will not taint your fake virginity like it would to anyone else in the same position…
If Jennifer were my best friend I still wouldn’t feel the need to make old tasteless jokes. You can express a lot by your expression along with “no comment.”
And I am not a Angie fan.
ya know, it’s certainly possible that Aniston HAS asked CH to tone it down, and Handler told her that she won’t because it’s part of her act. (at which point, if I were Aniston, I’d start to distance myself from her. Not speak out against what CH said, but just not hang out with her.)
as someone pointed out, Handler used to make fun of Aniston, too, until they became friendly. the problem comes in BECAUSE they are now friendly. because of her friendship with Aniston, and her obvious dislike for Jolie, it APPEARS that Handler’s “doing it for her friend” and not just as part of her act.
frankly, I think (as SO many on here like to say about others) that Aniston would be damned if she did and is obviously damned that she doesn’t.
if Handler suddenly stopped her “hate on Jolie” act, EVERYONE would go “Oh, poor Jennifer Aniston had to ask her friend to stop so people won’t think she’s still mooning over Brad”. and since she hasn’t, it automatically becomes “she hasn’t asked Handler to stop the Jolie bashing because she’s still mooning over Brad.”
Handler can bash Aniston, Jolie, Pitt, or other celebs as much as she wants. I don’t find her particularly funny, so (SHOCKER!), I don’t watch her show. it’s that easy people, if you don’t like her show or her act, DON’T WATCH IT. But it’s not your place, or Aniston’s for that matter, to police what she DOES say when performing.
and FYI, from what I know about comedians, if you tell them that something in their act is offensive, they’ll make sure they use that bit again. if you tell them to take something out that their audience laughs at – that is, something that WORKS in comedy – they’ll tell you to get bent. which is why I suspect that it’s possible that Aniston HAS asked Handler to stop and Handler said “uh…why the F would I take something out of my act if it makes people laugh?” seriously, that’s the bottom line for someone who makes their living in comedy…not how a very small part of their act makes one of their friends feel.
EDIT: Crikey, I apologize for the novel I just wrote.
35? bish pleeeeeease! she was supposedly 34 when her show came out in 2006.
also, her makeup artist clearly hates her.
Women don’t have to worry about men calling us out of our names and openly disrespect us, we’re already doing it to each other. And then we have others who defend these women who use these derogatory names because they don’t like the same woman/women.
Why would Aniston want to be associated with someone so nasty and spiteful? She’s only said that she’s sick of the triangle, but she’s best buds with someone who says this nasty shit? No DICE. Aniston is guilty by association. If my buddy was trashing my ex and I wasn’t ok with tht–she would get the shaft–pronto. I would never associate with someone so nasty, and most normal people wouldn’t either.
Aniston must like this stuff. It keeps her in the presses, and she seems willing to do anything to stay in the presses. Just this year, she went to Cabo and brought People magazine to take pictures, and then the cover read, “Jen 5 years after Brad.” If she didn’t like the association, she would haven’t done the People deal. She knows what keeps her in the presses. It’s the association with her ex. She’s knee deep in this BS.
I’m not just saying this but seriously, there is NO way she is 35! She has to be 10 years older than that!
Handler is a classless, crude nobody.
She wishes she had an ounce of Angelina’s happiness in life. Jealousy makes her look like bleached blond, washed up hags. Oh wait, that’s just her.
JA is not guilty by association. This is about CH and $$$$$. Friendship means nothing when money comes into play. That’s reality and Hollywood. CH is doing this because AJ is the big name in Hollywood these days. Not because JA is her friend.
she has the same horrendous nude colour “bustier” as JA!
truthSF:”Women don’t have to worry about men calling us out of our names and openly disrespect us, we’re already doing it to each other” yep 🙁
Eww…skinny…ugly….looks like a stick insect with protruding clavicles.
I agree she doesn’t look 35 (most alcoholics/drug addicts look older than their age i.e. Lindsey Lohan), but this says she graduated from highschool in 1993.
Livingston High School (Livingston, New Jersey)
Notable alumni
• Erin Abrahamson (Class of 2002), Miss New Jersey Teen USA 2001; Miss New Jersey USA 2007.[12]
• Jason Alexander (Class of 1977; né Jay Scott Greenspan), actor (Seinfeld).[13]
• Harlan Coben (Class of 1980), The New York Times best-selling author of Promise Me, Tell No One and No Second Chance,[15]
• Christopher James Christie (born September 6, 1962) is the 55th (current) New Jersey Governor.
• Chelsea Handler (Class of 1993), American stand-up comedian and television personality (The Chelsea Handler Show, Chelsea Lately).
I’d say that I’m surprised Chsea Handler got her head out of Aniston’s ass long enough to reply but I have this sneaky feeling that she and Jennifer Aniston aren’t as close as Chelsea thinks they are (or would like us to think they are)which makes this all the more pathetic.
Jolie fans are hypocrites since they have been saying worst things about Jennifer for years.
@gloaming — Too late — Jen’s whole life will IS ALREADY defined by her breakup with her long ago ex husband, loads of shitty Movies and lot’s of bikini shots. Oh, and good hair, you forgot good hair. Seriously, is there anything ELSE about Jen Aniston that has kept her in the public eye?
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Really ?
Didn’t know Jolie fans were on a TV show with millions of viewers making money on a job consisting in trashing, using racial connotation and sexualizing specific little kids to appease and please a fringe of Aniston fans and immoral adults who find it hillarious and totally in par with a comedian code of conduct…
That’s not comedy, that’s anger and rage, there is a difference, and yes, she is getting ripped on the Huffington Post as well. Hope she is over there reading about what people think of her verse Jolie
Jolie fans are hypocrites since they have been saying worst things about Jennifer for years
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Name one instance where someone was on a TV show, or doing a live show to an audiance, whereas they called JA thoes disgusting names, or bought her (well lets say family) into it seeing that she does not want children. CH is disgusting in more ways than one,, but hey,, that’s the Good Girl next doors friend..
#Hamm: You are absolutely correct that Aniston is not responsible for shutting this woman up. However, as your momma probably taught you when you were five and a half, people tend to judge you by the company you keep, and if Aniston doesn’t want to be associated with this despicable harpy, she will drop her like a hot potato immediately. But I’m betting she won’t.
I remember when Elisabetta Canalis retweeted the Iggy Pop “joke” about Aniston and people nearly lost their shit, saying George Clooney should have dumped her or at least controlled her better because he is friends with Brad who was married to Jen. So why is it suddenly so bad that people are making connections between Chelsea’s currently flourishing personal and indirect business relationship with Jen and her increasingly hate filled “jokes” about Angie? Though its perfectly possible Jen had nothing to do with it I just think there are two pieces of evidence that Jen hates Angie. The interviews where she thought it was funny that a cartoonist depicted her (JA) wanting to blast AJ with a handgun for suggesting they meet and “talk” (which I admit was really dumb of Angie to say) and in the vogue interview with van der meter she actually asked him to turn off the tape recorder when asked about angie and then took another two weeks to come up with the line, “as far as she’s concerned nothing surprises me”, or something similar.
My point is, angie gets under jen’s skin, clearly, and she can’t stand her, which is fair enough given that even I (as an observer) get annoyed with some things Angie has said after the demise of Jen and Brads marriage but I think Jen is definately passive aggressive in her angie disses and somehow, in jens mind and in the mind of some women on “team jen” no diss, not even Chelseas rant, has made up for Brad and Jen divorcing possibly because of an emotional or sexual affair.
I remember when Elisabetta Canalis retweeted the Iggy Pop “joke” about Aniston and people nearly lost their shit . . .
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Yeah, I remember people trashing Canalis endlessly, even though she didn’t come up with the joke. People were saying she must have agreed with it, etc. And here we have a very similar situation . . . but of course, Jen is always sweet and innocent. I think her fans live in fairy-tale land and they will argue against anything that makes poor, sweet, innocent Jen look bad. Jen is associating with trash–which makes her trashy, too. If she wasn’t ok with Chelsea’s brand of humor, she obviously wouldn’t be friends with her. Birds of a feather . . . it makes you think they spent Thanksgiving talking smack on Brad and Angelina. Good times.
Aniston is not responsible for this.
If I were her I would be annoyed at my “friend” for making such low comments in what is obviously a controversial area.
As for those defending Chelsea, there is most definitely a difference between comedy and being downright vile.
The woman most definitely has some sort of issue with Angelina, she is always making jabs out of the blue during interviews and even when she herself is being interviewed.
I doubt Angelina even knew who she was before all of this. it’s all publicity for Chelsea, she probably loves it.
Rex:
I love CH
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Im sure you do Jen, And Brad in inlove with Angelina Jolie
After talking to a few of my friends who have been to see her-they say she’s wasted in her shows. So I can see a racist rant coming any day now!
why do the homewrecker rant at all???
Jen said in her vogue interview
On if she ever speaks to Brad:
“[We’ve exchanged] a few very kind hellos … and congratulations on your babies… [We] had an amicable split … The marriage didn’t work out.”
“I mean, in the end, we really had an amicable split. It wasn’t mean and hateful and all of this stuff that they tried to create about Brad can’t talk to Jen and Jen can’t talk to Brad because this person won’t allow it. It just didn’t happen. The marriage didn’t work out. And pretty soon after we separated, we got on the phone and we had a long, long conversation with each other ”
(Vogue 2008)
although she did say Jolie saying she enjoyed going to work was uncool. I actually dont see anything wrong with Angelina saying that. It was a little bitter. Why blame angelina and not brad, its hypocritical.
Anyway, this homewrecker thing has been done to death, its been perpetuated by the media and the fans that hate Angelina.
Why not just accept what both Jen and Brad have said, and even courtney cox have said there was no cheating.
Better to leave a relationship than stay and cheat anyway.
Jen should just come out and tell the truth and be done with it, especially if shes mates with CH.
this site is ok, but from other sites this whole blame the other woman hypocrisy is ridiculous. Women often make the most misogynistic comments!
I detest this woman and find it sad that she still talks about Jolie however in relation to your comment “which means, in my mind, Aniston and her team (that she shares with Chelsea, because they have the same representation) have either given Chelsea the explicit go ahead, or that their silence is golden”, I’d say that’s a bit reaching.
Stand up comedians (of which she is one) are not told what to say by their rep and I highly doubt Aniston helps her write material. Handler just seems mental and probably keeps saying it for the publicity she gets. Let’s face it, this about all that’s keeping her in the media.
Two things- One, it was really obnoxious how she was patting herself on the back with Tom Arnold about “how she really tells it like it is” and “If she doesn’t like you, you better watch out”. WHAT a bitch. And two, on a show close to Thanksgiving she said she was thankful for her boobs, and I have to enlighten you Chelsea- they aint that great. In fact, they’re kind of sloppy looking. Bitch.
As for dropping the “C” word on a complete stranger…I have no problems with the word itself. But most of the time it’s used to describe a person you know well and hate because they did something horrible. I can’t really imagine myself calling a woman I’ve never even met this word. It’s reserved for those certain circumstances when you are having a smackdown with someone, you know? But I’m sure it was said to shock, to get attention.
Mission accomplished.
Her face looks like one chemical peel too many. If her and AJ did scrap Jolie would kick her ass and still manage to to hold Sahara in one arm. Laura Croft meets Girls Behaving Badly. I know who my money is on. Chelsea picks an easy target because AJ is too classy to comment.
I’m going to assume that the people saying “they’re just jokes” haven’t watched Chelsea when her show first came on. Her jokes were like anybody else, making fun of a celebrity. She also made fun of Jennifer Anniston just as much if not more so than Angelina. Then Chelsea became friends with Jennifer a couple of years ago. Her whole tone changed. Funny jokes became hateful and racist. The occasional Angelina joke happened every show and were long rants. That’s why people believe that Jennifer wants and enjoys these jokes. It’s weird that all of the sudden Chelsea is taking somebody so personally. Especially considering she didn’t even know Jennifer when she was married to Brad.
The Maddox joke never made sense to me. He’s been to more countries and 5 star hotels than most adults could imagine.
The same people who think there is nothing wrong with her C word jokes are the same who got all riled up and felt their idole was insulted to no ends when she was labelled as being ‘cute’ and not gorgeous.
Chelsea’s vulgarity towards Angelina makes her look ugly on the inside and out. I hope Jennifer Anniston finds a better friend. I don’t think this is good for Jennifer’s image being friends with her.
@shubba: ” Why not just accept what both Jen and Brad have said, and even courtney cox have said there was no cheating”
That is just not happening at this point; no one is interested in the truth anyway and talking about Angie works as shown by all the attention CH is getting and continues to get. BTW I don’t know if anyone cheated, just that I believed Jen when she said there was no cheating and when she said on Oprah how she thought so much of Brad and how well he was doing in life 🙂
Jen should just come out and tell the truth and be done with it, especially if shes mates with CH.
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by that I meant the relationship, not CH. I don’t think she has anything to do but what Handler says, but if she came out and point blank says then all this triangle bullshit would end.
But then thats bad for PR
Some of jennifer Aniston fans who weren’t even there when she was in bed with her then husband are still implying that Jen is a liar when she and all the other involved parties said : there were no cheating involved and no bad guys.
That they both divorced on an amicable split, hence no wrong doing ever used as evidence from one or the other party in the Court to settle the divorce which went smoothly and peacefully.
And both moved on to another partner, JA even at some point talking about engagment to Vince.
So the problem is between jennifer and her own skeptical fans. One of them is blatantly lying (and has been surfing upon this lies for 6 years) and the one party contradicting Aniston herself was apparently there during the cheating act….I mean the way they talk about it like it’s a proven fact, they must have been flies on the wall.
I am personally still waiting about them to give the place, date, hour,ect..any credible information about when it happened the first time….i mean with such a certainty, they sure HAD to be present in the room, in the bed and between the sheets Brad and Angie shared, because if anyone can get evidence from anyone from Tiger to anyone else (sms, room services, written notes….), sure they should get one shred o evdience from Brad pre public announcement of a legal separation, an evidence that will definitely put the LIARS stamps on all of them, Jennifer included for putting an end to their favourite couple through which they lived a fantasy.
I don’t personally think Jen is really in on this… but I DO agree that she’s not doing herself any favors staying quiet. She needs to seriously separate herself from this woman.
35?! Are you fucking serious?! Someone’s been on a bender since she turned 14….
exactly hakura and Shubba
This is Chelseas mouth not Jens, but she ought to stamp out this crap once and for all. Perpetuating this thing isnt doing her any favours anymore, it used to but not now. People are tired of the poor jen thing.
What i dont understand is why dont people listen to her interviews and to what she said on Oprah. She said she was fond of him, that it was amicable. So why does Angelina get painted in a bad light?
“So not funny. And so not 35.”
That is all.
I will defend Chelsea Handler’s “comedy” just as I will defend Kathy Griffin and Joan Rivers.
The other two are funny, where Chelsea isn’t, but they are comedians and they say things like this all the time so it shouldn’t be a big deal. I wonder if all the fuss is because of the typical double standard where women are supposed to be “nice” to each other and men can say what ever they want about each other and nobody shouts “cat fight!”
This never should have been a news item. Is it news if Dane Cook (also not funny) says something nasty about Jeremy Piven? (I chose Piven because he seems like dick)
cod #32 and #44: it will not let anyone stick up for chelsea
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Hold up… you’re saying “this website is totally biased” because “it will not let anyone stick up for chelsea”?
You can stick up for Chelsea all you want; nobody is stopping you. Just don’t expect a chorus of approval. Most people posting on here are able to recognize Handler for what she is: a despicable, foul-mouthed, low-class, ignorant, racist piece of trash. If this is the kind of person you want to stick up for, be our guest.
She’s 35? My god, has she been baking herself in vodka whenever the sun shines? That is truly terrible skin. She makes Jen’s skin seem less leathery, though, maybe that’s the reason behind the relationship.
It was not funny. It was vile. I like Chelsea, but what is funny about bashing someone as a homewrecker six years later and six kids later and ignoring Brad. Homewrecker was more timely about six years ago. And then calling her a f’kin c’t and f’kin b’tch. Bizarre and ugliness. I am someone who loves celebs being made fun of ala Kathy Griffin’s standup, but this was pure ugliness, not punchlines, and not even current. And I hate children being used as jokes. Angie saved children from a sad life or maybe death and those three shouldn’t be the punchline for a joke. Fail.
To #76 … My point wasn’t to condone what was said by CH. It was wrong, stupid and not funny. However, I maintain that Jolie fans are hypocrites because for years they have said and continue to say much worst about Jennifer. Millions read daily on the enternet foul words and death wishes for this talented nice woman and actress whose biggest mistake was to marry a man who betrayed her.
@103
thats unfair to generalize.
I am an angelina fan, but I dont hate jennifer aniston.
I hate the, as haters call them “loons” as much as the next person.
People who dislike jolie are incredibly rude about it too, just calling her a whore and much worse things. Just look at the chelsea handler post on perez.
some Aniston fans are also batshit crazy, saying things like Jolie faked her pregnancies and claiming jolie uses pressure points to control her children citing any photo where she holds their hands as evidence.
it works both ways.
@Alice (#98)- Unfortunately our society *does* have a double standard, as mentioned by gee_gee (#100). Everyone makes every break-up situation into some big controversy.
Men don’t have to deal with all the super competitive BS the media tries to stir up between women. I don’t understand why men are so rarely put against eachother in the meda.
Hopefully Jen won’t be seen with Chelsea after this. She’s reaping the backlash of her comments pretty hard. >.< She’s probably just trying to wait for this to dissipate on it’s own, as opposed to being ‘defensive’ about it.
AJ (and Brad)is currently trying to promote her dull looking movie with J Depp… coincidence?? Please. She luvs to stir up the brangeloonies. PR is her LIFE.
#103
Are you for real ? The internet database has been the haven for hardcore Aniston fans to launch daily death wishes left and right, even launching contest to select the one who will carry the deadly attack towards Jolie, her unborn children and children.
BUT this is not a contest in ugliness and whose fan base is uglier. This is a post about a 35 year old woman who uses and abuses specific children (not all of them) as fair games jokes material in the most despicable way (sexual and racial connotations) because of their relation to their mother, hiding herself behind the pretense of COMEDY as to somewhat legitimate her nasty over the top immorality when she attack innocent kids to please a certain category of adults who take their sadistic pleasure in hearing children tore up by another adult or just think it’s not so serious which is the same.
It’s pure verbal diarrhea and way over the simple bad taste. Some people are fired for less than that.
Everything is not joke material and something are sacred, death and children being some of them.
@sam: I have never once read anywhere on the internet any comment wishing Aniston dead. However, I have read dozens of comments wishing not only Jolie dead, but her children as well. The worst Aniston has come in for is scorn and ridicule. But what kind of ghoul would post a comment hoping an innocent little girl gets AIDS?
do what most people do when they dislike something do not watch do not go to see her , she just hateful to everyone . the c word is just wrong all the time . i like all 3 of the movies they make so yes ja bp aj so i think chelsea just not funny
Again, HOW exactly did he betray Aniston? Aniston, Brad, Courtney and Angelina have all said the same thing— no cheating–repeatedly. Brad left Aniston, period. She started dating Vince Vaughn BEFORE she was officially divorced. Brad chased Angelina and started a family.
Aniston is JEALOUS of Angelina’s popularity as Brad’s love and partner, and especially her career. If this were not true, then Chelsea Handler’s comments would not have any bite to it.
Aniston’s “friendship” with Chelsea provides the sting and venom to what she says, and how she says her comments about Jolie.
Chelsea just did not think she would get such a backlash on the internet. This is NOT the first time Aniston influenced her “friends” to weigh in on Brad and Angelina. Indeed, the list is getting long:
Courtney Cox
David Arquette
Sheryl Crow
Laura Dern
John Mayer
Vince Vaughn
Chelsea Handler
Notice how Aniston’s real family seems to stay out of it. Smart.
Continuing to gripe about your ex-husband’s wife and/or family, is a no-no, especially after six years. It was Jen’s idea to pay for Chelsea to spend Thanksgiving with her in Mexico. I bet they stayed up all night getting drunk, laughing while bashing Angelina into the ground.
Brad nor Angie, in fact, most A-Listers, would never befriend someone who is capable of making such a trifling fool of themselves in public. And if they did find out about such a mistake, they would firmly address it.
Something about JA has never rubbed me the right way and this dating back to when she was on Friends. The media held her up as if she WAS Rachel Green, you know but in Hollywood it’s never like that for real. I raised an eyebrow when Brad Pitt claimed he was in therapy of all places shortly after getting married. It seems that “karma” (if there is a such thing in Hollywood) is going against sweet Jen. Wonder why is that? Maybe just maybe people don’t know what they think they know about her and maybe she was the cause of her own marriage coming undone. This rant by some nobody won’t rewrite history.
The same people who think there is nothing wrong with her C word jokes are the same who got all riled up and felt their idol was insulted when she was labelled as being ‘cute’ and not gorgeous.
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I know. One poster went after me for saying Aniston wasn’t that great of an actress. I got labeled a women hater. But these same posters think it’s A-ok for sweet Jen to hang out with someone who bashes women using the c-word, etc? Talk about hypocritical. If Jen was so sweet, she wouldn’t be buddies with a hate-filled troll. Chelsea comments are foul, ugly and classless. I remember Chelsea called Angelina “EVIL,” and then introduced Jen as a guest. If that was me, I would have said something right there–C’mon, Hitler is evil, I hardly think it applies to some Hollywood actress, or whatever. But Jen said abolutely nothing. Speaks volumes about her. Who wants to be around someone so nasty, unless you are that nasty yourself?
Talk about crying over split milk, Brad must be shaking his head in disgust. He is happy, moved on since six years ago and have a beautiful new family with a beautiful woman. Jen and her grown friends should get over their high school mean girls jealous gossipy tirades. This Jolie blame crusade is now tiresomely pathetic.People divorce all the time,even sadly couples with children. what makes her’s unique.
@heathen — Courtney Cox.
@anon & shubba — thank you for reminding the world of that fact.
@alice — It’s all about the money, baby. Brand-gelina SELLS! If the media didn’t keep stoking this fire, people might stop caring and actually be allowed time to forget.
Jolie is so famous she now has a temple named after her. She farts and lots of people make lots of $$.
I wouldn’t expect the nonsense to end anytime soon.
***Sorry for the multi-post!
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Hag-jelina is not aging well either, I find it hard to believe her or Chelsea are 35 or even 40. Skankalina stole Billy Bob from lovely Laura Dern (probably did her a favor though)and married him when they were engaged. She hates women. Karma will get her, already she looks ragged. Pitts will probably leave her for a younger woman soon that’s why he hasn’t married her.
the lovely laura dern that “homewrecked” Ben Harper?
people fall out of love. face it.
#latam
You mean the lovely Laura Dern who homewrecked both BBT’s marriage to his fourth wife and then the one of Ben Harper’s with his first wife getting herself pregnant has he was expecting his own child from his wife.
Yes this Laura Dern, the serial homewrecker by excellence that some Aniston fans always boost about and bring up as the model of virtue for wronged women…How laughable and ironic.
sometimes chelsea is funny. this is getting her lots of attention; i’m sure she realized it would. big deal. seems like everybody’s gotta have a beef to get some media these days.
How can she make fun of a child like that?
To Jen’s publicist: Get Jen away from that horrible monster calling herself a comic.
UGLY INSIDE & OUT. Change you number, Jen. You are not looking good via your association with this evil-ish person.
JA didn’t make the comments (I doubt they’re that close and it does her no favours) yet she’s somehow responsible (because they went to Cabo) and should apologlise on Chelsea’s behalf? Half the comments are ragging on JA for doing nothing, or for not defending the woman her husband left her for, but why the hell would she?
I doubt she hates AJ or BP, but she doesn’t have to protect her ex-husband and his girlfriend from some vodka-soaked comedian who’s been saying the same shit for year.
The point about Canalis would work is she was pally with AJ, but she’s not, and nobody was suggesting AJ appologise for her retweeting a stupid joke.
Let the triangle die people!
To #109: Wishing bad things on anyone is wrong … but two, three, four wrongs don’t make a right. I actually tried to cut and paste some of the idiotic cruel things and death wishes said on some sites about Jennifer, usually in defense of Jolie. There must be a filter because it didn’t go through. Anyway, how it works is this: someone goes onto a Jolie fan site and says something like Brad wears a wig. They said this because this is what they genuinely think. Suddenly Jennifer’s name is trotted out. It is HER fault that Jolie/Brad are less than idolized. The knives come out and the bullying begins. Jennifer is verbally abused beyond believe. Woe is the person who sees this and is compelled to come to her defense because they are treated to the same vitriol. On and on it goes. It should all stop.
I can’t believe it… making racially motivated jokes about children is now acceptable? Insults are actually funny jokes? THIS should be the story!
Maybe Ms Chandler should try to travel back in time some 40-50 yrs. Yuck.
The knives come out and the bullying begins. Jennifer is verbally abused beyond believe. Woe is the person who sees this and is compelled to come to her defense because they are treated to the same vitriol. On and on it goes. It should all stop.
@ Sam:
I hope you’re considering the lunatics who bully Jolie and her kids (and even those who like her) as part of the problem as well. Because what seems to be the case is that Aniston fans get all worked up when people criticize her (even if it’s fair criticism, when it’s just about her acting), however, trashing Angelina Jolie (calling her a c*nt) and her kids (like saying one is going to be a dyke, the other is a bitch*, the youngest have “development issues”) is fair game. Right?
*The bitch comment was about Zahara — and it wasn’t a “bitchface” kind of thing, someone literally called her a bitch on Popsugar (and added that she was “the only one that didn’t fit in”). Popsugar, not a Jolie fan site — I reported it, not sure if they removed (months ago).
#sam
Oh please you can try any distraction as to belittle or legitimate the gravity of this but it still won’t erase the fact that this post is about a 35 year old woman who has deliberatly put three specific kids in an arena for a public lapidation using comedy as a pretense.
She has been calling one a lezbo, the other an ezkimo and making dubious references of the third one being an african adopted monkey (yeah she want THAT far) all this using the label COMEDY to hide behind so that her fellow adults will have a good laugh on the back of a public humiliation and stoning of folks not even 10 years of age.
Why condomning peadophiles when other adults know exaclty how to abuse children without touching them as they fellow adults think it’s ok ?
But i guess, hey, it’s comedy material and fair game since a 42 year old is also targetted, right ?
Refusing to adress and recognize that indeed THIS has to be the vilest and most immoral thing a so called comedian has done EVER is very telling.
And any decent adult who think she is the kind of company that one should be proud to say : here is my friend, aka the lady who go after little children is immoral too and i have not a shred of respect for THAT kind of so calles human beings who should not have children since they don’t even know that there is no excuse whatsoever for any adult to abuse a child, comedy or not..
Holy cow
126 comments.
No wonder this stuff never fails to sell!
Wish she’d sew her nostrils shut.
Oh come on. Chelsea is HYSTERICAL!
She says all the things we just know one shouldn’t say…YES she very un PC, YES she makes me cringe sometimes, YES some of her jokes are old….BUT….If we have to live in a world full of smiley faces, fairy dust and sunshine….how bloody boring would that be!
Team Chelsea here! Oh and BTW….Angelina Jolie IS a home wrecking alien!
i wonder what brad pitt says to angelina jolie about miss aniston, i bet nothing, since he has a life