Here is In Touch Weekly’s hilarious cover this week – Jessica Simpson is being “betrayed”! By whom? Eric Johnson, of course. According to In Touch, Jessica is “blinded by love” to the point where she reportedly isn’t asking for a prenup – although Us Weekly is shooting that down now. A “source” close to Jessica and Eric tells Us Weekly that Eric “is not a gold digger” and that “there will definitely be a prenup… Jessica has said she wants one. Jessica and Eric have talked about it. [Eric] understands that there needs to be a prenup. He’s supportive of it. He really loves her. He’s a low key guy. He’s not into the glitz and materialism of Hollywood at all.”
So he’s not into glitz and glamour? Then what does he DO all day? Well, even though ITW was wrong about the prenup (God willing), I will buy this: Jessica has put Eric on her payroll. He’s even got a title! There’s no mention of what the title is, though, so I think we should have fun with that. Eric Johnson: Dong On Demand. Eric Johnson: Professional Gold-digger. Eric Johnson: The White K-Fed. Eric Johnson: Jessica Simpson’s Purse-Holder. Oh, and ITW also says that Jessica gave him a “corporate credit card” so he could buy her dinner. Because Jessica’s man issues go hand-in-hand with her food issues. As for ITW’s claims, Gossip Cop refutes some of them here – apparently, Eric isn’t a COMPLETE Gold-digger.
poor Jess. I really want her to be happy. Have a few kids, fade away. She’s harmless but annoying. Like Glee (as much as I love it)
She is such a beautiful girl but she seems to be letting herself go. It’s a good thing that she wants a prenup.
She’s hopeless when it comes to men. I’m sure he figured that out right away.
lol jacket in 1st pick …granny jacket
Whether she really wised up would depend on where she gets hitched. A smart multimillionaire would get married in Texas. Let’s see if she’s indeed smart…
Seriously, so stupid when it comes to men. Nick Lachey was probably the best of the bunch.
Funny story: when she married Nick Lachey, he asked her to sign a prenup (this was back when he was the big money earner and she was the third-rate Britney/Xtina). Papa Simpson pitched a fit and refused to let her sign it.
Of course, when they divorced she had all the money and Nick had nothing- and she had to give him half, because her father had insisted on no prenup.
Have to think that Papa Joe has learned his lesson…
Dammmn, I love that pink coat, she looks fantasic in it!
Jess really needs to be left alone. She won’t marry in Texas.. She been there & done that. So far Eric has turned out to be a great guy for Jess. She can’t have someone competitive with her.. Its doesn’t work.. The man have too big egos.. Can’t handle Jess being the breadwinner & want there own limelight. There are many celeb couples where the man is in the background.. The same should be for Jess.
After reading yesterday how many billions her fashion empire is worth, I am so glad that she’s getting a prenup! Those pictures are either really unflattering or the girl is just digging her fried food a LOT.
That jacket in the first pic makes her look positively middle aged.. for some reason, the first thought that came into my head was “Golden Girls”
That muted pink color looks good on her.
i lov her
I’ll be damned! Someone woke the hell up and took a big whiff of coffee.
Proud of you Jessica….
still thinks she pregnant…
About fucking time.
She’s so pretty and they seem happy. He has a hairy chest which turns me on.
“Eric Johnson- The White K-Fed”
That’s the winner right there. Let him be so crowned.
How is he the White K-Fed? K-Fed IS white.
Jess needs to make 2011 all about her, taking better care of herself and cutting that loser “fiancé” loose. If she bought her own ring, it makes me sad for her. She could have anyone she wants. She’s selling herself short. Better to be alone than with someone who says he loves you but is sucking you dry, financially and otherwise.
PS – that pic of her in the grey cape/jacket is awful! Does she look happy to you? No way.
So she’s a chunky monkey. More power to her. She is rich and happy.
I like this girl. Think she’s pretty much dumb as a stump when it comes to common sense, but she’s really harmless and quite sweet.
And now that he has her over a barrel, watch him refuse.
@ Heather – Fed-X is what is referred to as a “whigga” (ABSOLUTELY NO OFFENCE INTENDED TO ANYONE; PLEASE DON’T ATTACK ME); Jess’ dude is painfully “white” (STILL NOI; STILL NO ATTACKING, PLEASE).
Phew. Glad she’s getting a pre-nup. Not ‘cuz I know anything bad about Eric, but I think everyone should have one… especially if he/she has serious coin.
It’s hard for super-successful women to find happiness in love. Look at Madonna, Martha Stewart, Oprah, etc. Not that Jessica is of their caliber, but I’d guess that the more financially successful the woman, the harder it is for her to enjoy a good romantic relationship. And I’m not blaming these successful women; I think it’s men who don’t know how to deal with a woman with lots of money and power than they do.
I don’t understand why there’s such a double standard. If Eric were a woman, this relationship would be totally ok. There are so many non-famous women who date celebritie and it’s acceptable. For instance, do we really think Kelsy Grammer’s new fiance is in love with him because he’s a great man? But she didn’t get called names because it’s ok for the woman to be with someone famous who has money but not vice versa?
The prenup will make this marriage last. He will never leave her because he LOVES her money, and she will never leave him b/c she is desperate and doesn’t like being single–esp if Nick is happily married!
Goiter.
@Heather, I was confused by that too. But K-Fed seems to think he’s black, so maybe it’s regarding that?
The guy is a Yalie. What do you talk about to a girl who doesn’t know if tuna is chicken? Oh well, wish them luck.
But after that first kid, it’s gonna be plastic surgeons – open the door now. She’s so short & young to be that THICK.
Kevin Federline’s game is REAL!
hmmm i thought k-fed was a white dude
I can’t stop thinking her engagement ring was paid with Jessica’s money.
That guy will work harder for those perks and that money than any other human being on earth would want to work, except for maybe Nick Cannon.
Eric Johnson: Whipping Boy, Gopher, Ego Booster, Emotional Crutch, Ball-less wonderand all around dogsbody.
I dont understand by some women way of thinking..being blinded, too needy & wanting soo bad marrying man in such hurry without taking her time to think wisely..
Coz not all men are honest, responsible, loyal, faithful,..but being married seems everything in their lives..why dont women give more respect to themselves? not that they later regret they got married coz he’s not the one u think he is in such short time..dating is always nice but reality is different..
@Stronzilla: LOL!
Nick Cannon should teach gold-digging classes.
She looks happy, he looks happy.
Exactly Stronzilla! I hope Eric demands to be paid upfront for his services. If he waits until the divorce, sleazy Joe will try to cheat him out of whatever a prenup says.
Everytime Jessica forces him to watch her dvd of “Major Movie Star”, he should be paid at least a million.
Prenup—priceless
Huh? “Eric Johnson: The White K-Fed”
K-Fed is white, I don’t get that title
it should read, Eric Johnson: Fluffer
Yay for Jess…now if we can just find someone as desperate for money/fame and is young/attractive enough for Jen Aniston to appear “happy” and have a chance–without any help from Chelsea Handler, thanks. Tabloids would have an even bigger hayday and women all over America can finally get that happy ending for Hollywood’s other girl next door. One down, one to go.
I agree with #13 daisydoodle… not chunky, not eating fried fooods, not letting herself go… but pregnant.
Look at her boobs! …totally preggo boobs.
I’m with you, Brenda! It seems like whenever the woman has more money/fame, the guy is suddenly “less than.” I think it goes against what people expect, so the only way to reconcile that with their own bias, is to make him the “woman” in the relationship, i.e. “Purse-holder,” etc.
SO WHAT NICK GOT SOME OF JESSICA’S MONEY. THEY WERE MARRIED. PEOPLE SPLIT PROPERTY UP ALL THE TIME WHEN THEY DIVORCE. NICK DESERVED EVERYTHING THAT HE RECEIVED. AND HE SHOULD’VE RECEIVED MORE FOR HAVING TO PUT UP WITH JOE SIMPSON.
No way would pap Joe allow her to marry without a prenup and this is the 1 time i will say he is 100% right. She is marrying a dead beat who dropped out of school to live in her fame.
chickieboo, twiddle the volume on your hearing aid.