Us Weekly’s print edition has another minor story on Jaylor/Gaylord Jwifty – the Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift romance. Last week, Us Weekly had the super-posed photos of Swifty and Jake wandering around arm-in-arm around New York, along with an absolutely hysterical article chock-full of quotes from Camp Swifty about Jake being the coffee-swirling love of her life. There was also a minor story about Jake and Swifty’s visit to the Gaylord hotel in Nashville, thus summarizing, however inappropriately and immaturely, my take on their relationship. Anyway, this week’s Us Weekly story is, as I said, minor, but that’s only because Gwyneth Paltrow is such a minor demon these days. According to their sources, Goopy played a part in getting Gaylord Jwifty together:
To welcome Jake Gyllenhaal and gal pal Taylor Swift to London during their secretive pre-Thanksgiving trip, Gwyneth Paltrow hosted a private party for the pair on November 13, an insider tells Hot Stuff.
“Jake and Taylor were driven from the Dorchester to Gwyneth’s and Chris Martin’s house in Primrose Hill for dinner,” says the insider. “They stayed there for a few hours.”
Paltrow and Jake starred together in Proof and she also shared a dressing room with Swift at the CMAs.
“Gwyneth seems to have played a role in their relationship,” adds the source.
[From Us Weekly, print edition]
Gwyneth is at the bottom of it! It’s all part of her dastardly plan. Global domination, one beard at a time. But of course Gwyneth is friends with both Jake and Taylor. OF COURSE. She’s friends with everybody. Everybody WORTH being friends with. And of course she threw them a little “party” too. I bet she even cooked! And decorated! And then washed the dishes with her perfect vagina.
By the way, Goopy’s new Goop newsletter is all about how she’s “freezing her ass off” – and she recommends some cold-weather items for us. $1000 for Burberry boots? Of course! Oh, and Goopy has items in dollars and British pounds, of course. I’m surprised she didn’t throw a few items in dinar-only, just to be smug.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
whoa that a scary picture of GOOP…this business arrangement is so screpyyyyy
OT: kaiser doll can we get a thread of chealse handler glamour magazine interview, pretty please 😀
my 7 yo is sharpening her shank for all you taylor haterz out there ;P
I think “Gaylord Swillenhaal” has a better ring to it, Kaiser. Just rolls off the tongue a little easier. 😉
Hope you’re feeling better!
I wonder if the Goopster knows how unflattering these pictures are. The hair, the make-up, the outfit; it’s a perfect storm of yuck!
Bet Lady Goop is going to take credit for Wills & Kate’s hook-up, too.
Megan, I have a young one at home too and when someone says something about Taylor Swift the look on her face is priceless. Its not quick shank, but close enough.
Wow….she’s really looking like a stepford-wife, isn’t she? *shiver*
These photos are from earlier this year! Goopy’s sad Bump-It attempt.
Not a good picture. Of course. At least she has friends right? 😉
Well, if she did I wouldn’t be bragging about it.
I’m sure she thinks we are all
“just jealous”
Blech… someone really needs to slap her mother.
What? Goopy “shared a dressing room with Swift at the CMAs.”
How “prolateriate” of Miss Goopy. Didn’t Goopy rent a $50k per month apartment and completely remodeled it while shooting Country Strong? Now, at the CMAs she’s sharing a bathroom!! Those country folk just don’t know how to treat American Royalty.
Knock, knock “I need to get in there”.
I was actually thinking the photo is a Madam Tussaud’s wax figure…no?
does she f*ck him for her too? *snark* gwynnie…such a condescending know-it-all. *eye.roll.*
she likes coffee too?
Man, my vagina doesn’t even vacuum much less wash the dishes … what a lazy bitch …
Their PR teams are still shilling this Brooklyn walkathon by leaking more photos and now a video of it. Give it up already! Between Jake’s awkwardness, Maggie’s fake laughter and Taylor pretty much overacting in each shot, it couldn’t be more staged if they tried. It’s turning into a hilarious mess with so much second hand embarrassment. I can’t wait for the carefully planned ‘split’ which will no doubt happen over coffee.
i don’t know how goop finds the time to fix up her friends! i thought she was too busy weaving baby blankets out of dewdrops, capturing rainbows in jars and setting the unicorns free. oh and pumping out GOOP, the lifetyle manual that teaches ignorant savages how to live a more noble life while swaddled in burberry.
Some of those boots were much more reasonable than 1000 bucks. And really other, less expensive lines will make copies that the rest of us can afford. I love the Stella McCartney thigh-boots!!!
And then washed the dishes with her perfect vagina.
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You owe me another keyboard.
I read Goop’s newsletter and thought it was so rediculous – her Christmas gift ideas were things like a $200 pillow with an initial on it or $500 pictures of your kids handprints. Seriously? Is this newsletter only for the elite? If she’s trying to reach the ‘average person’ she’s certainly not doing it.
of all of the things i cant stand about GP, the goop newsletter seems least offensive. why would she blog about 30 dollar shoes or reasonable gifts? she has access to the best and that is what she should write about.at least it is authentic.
what is insufferable is the former macrobiotic purist wheatgrass guzzler who now is a “primarily self taught” gourmet chef. (and who then blogs about spending 3 days in one of the kitchens of the best restaurants in the UK.
I prefer Swiffenhaal. Then I can pretend that they are cleaning my hardwood.
Another reason to hate Goop
$1000.00 boots? She’s going to lose her peasant following if she keeps this up.
I am always a big fan of Gwyneth Paltrow. Nice picture, but I don’t think this article does her justice. Neither does Hollywood, for that matter. She’s great.
Fire that stylist, Gwynnie. Yeah, I get the fake eyelashes/ helmet hair 60s reference, but it doesn’t look good. At all.
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