Khloe Kardashian’s jail stint sure changed her. Dramatically. She sounds like a much better, more self-aware, considerate, deeper person for the 173 minutes she spent behind bars. Turns out the reason Khloe got out so quickly was because she was deemed a threat to the other prisoners. No, not because of her face, though I can see where you’d get that.

As soon as she arrived, bomb threats were called into Lynwood Correctional Facility, and the warden deemed it was because of Khloe. And Khloe, being the deep, introspective person that she is, views it as a blessing.

… As for the punishment, Kardashian said she was originally expected to be taken to the downtown Twin Towers correction facility, “one of the dirtiest, toughest jails in L.A.,” but said that come Friday morning, “there were some complications, and I actually could not go down there. It’s a blessing in disguise. That’s my dad being one of my angels.”

The socialite also confirmed that she was instead transferred to Lynwood come her morning surrender and immediately placed in solitary confinement for safety reasons.

“As soon as I got to Lynwood, there were three bomb threats…The warden came down to talk to me, and he was saying, ‘You’re the one causing all the problems here.’ And I’m like, ‘Ugh, I don’t need any more problems.’ And he’s like, ‘There’s all these bomb threats, and we’re thinking it’s for you.’

“But because of all these things, it’s a blessing, and I was actually released early because I was a threat to the prison.”

[From E! News]

I can just see Kim and Kourtney on their cell phones at the coffee shop across the street from the jail, calling in threats and waiting with the car motor running. I love how Khloe plays off bomb threats like it’s just this absolute and total coincidence. The moment she steps into jail, a bunch of people threaten to blow the place up.

Poor Khloe, she’s right, she doesn’t need any more problems. What with all the terrible things that have happened to her, like drinking, driving, getting caught for it, and refusing to do community service which resulted in her getting thrown into jail. Why do bad things always happen to such good people?

Only someone as stupid and self-centered as Khloe Kardashian could call a bomb threat a blessing. Because it got her out of jail early.

Here’s Khloe with her family at the “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” season two launch at Les Deux in Hollywood on March 19th. Images thanks to PR Photos.