– Sarah Jessica Parker’s reality show has landed over on Bravo! “American Artist” will be about aspiring artists who compete to produce various types of art [Websters is my Bitch]
– In Diddy’s latest YouTube video, he gets all spiritual about running [Dlisted]
– Hayden Christensen was in LA this weekend with girlfriend Rachel Bilson [Lainey Gossip]
– CBS Denies Britney Spears Saved ‘How I Met Your Mother’ [Fafarazzi]
– Poor old Scott Storch remains in the broke house [Bossip]
– Mamma Mia!’s main indulgence, in fact, isn’t the ABBA tribute or the uninspired love/family story, but the relationship between the three older women [Pajiba]
– We now have a better idea of how long Jimmy Fallon will be made to spin in an NBC.com hamster wheel before his big network debut: The Leno/O’Brien passing of the not-entirely-thought-out-torch will occur at the end of May 2009 [Defamer]
– Maggie Gyllenhaal, Peter Sarsgaard, & Aaron Eckhart Outside Dorchester Hotel [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Audrina Patridge Is Making the Most of Bikini Season. Because that’s pretty much all she’s good for [PopSugar]
– Steve Guttenberg has nailed 600 chicks over the years. What a gross, unfair, disgusting thought [Celebslam]
– Sophie Monk Walks, Talks On Phone, Carries Coffee All At Once [The Bastardly]
– Former Eliot Spitzer hooker, Ashley Dupre, on the Jersey shore beach clinging to her 15 minutes of fame with the tenacity of a hungry badger [The Blemish]
– Alison Sweeney Is Having A Girl [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Fergie’s ass in some incredibly ugly shorts (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Rosario Dawson Gets Hosed Down [Yeeeah!]
– Are Things Getting Worse for Drew Barrymore? [Evil Beet]
– Carrot Top’s Face is a Freak Show [CityRag]
– Jerry O’Connell & Rebecca Romijn think it’s smart to announce that they’re ‘Trying to Get Pregnant’ [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Can Nick Keep Mariah Carey in Check? [Hollywood Rag]
– Ebert and Roeper leave At The Movies [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Assorted Wisdom From The Spice Girls [Agent Bedhead]
– Joss Stone Settles For Nelly [Crazy Days and Nights]
– The Daily Star says today that a sex tape starring Madonna and New York Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez is now being shopped around, with a 2 million dollar asking price [WWTDD]
– Here’s the lovely and talented Ashanti was spotted at the Sephora party earlier this week, wearing a multi-colored dress [The Skinny]
– Reality star bimbo Lauren Conrad was spotted Sunday inside LAX catching a flight to NYC, apparently in the middle of a heated text conversation. The 22-year-old was at first texting with a smile, quickly transformed into cringe face while looking noticeably disgusted as the security queue moved along [Derek Hail]
– Why Stop At 90210? Some other great shows they ought to bring back [Best Week Ever]
– Britney’s Album: Not That Scandalous [Mollygood]
– Pam Anderson’s Bitty Boots & Big Birkin [Jezebel]
– Katie Holmes is a tired badass [Popbytes]
– Frances Bean Cobain is an intern with attitude [ShowHype]
SJP’s head does remind me of modern art, come to think of it.
I like SJP’s dress!
Hope there aren’t narrow time limits on some of these competitions though. Seems like a bad way to create art.
I find it funny that with all of the ass kissing and modeling contract with Garnier that SJP did not really understand how unattractive she really is. I bet she still doesn’t get it.