I would have much preferred another appearance of red lips and teased hair, honestly. I HATE what Angelina Jolie is wearing for The Tourist’s Madrid photo call. Perhaps Jolie is only sexing it up for the premieres, though, and she’s trying to look “average” and “not sexy” for the photo calls with Johnny Depp. Once again, they’re standing next to each other, but in these photos, they both look over it completely. It’s not even like “oh, they’re trying to not look interested in each other, because of The Gossip.” This is like “if I have to look at your stupid dong sheath hankie one more time, I’m going to shoot you in the face.”
But anyway, let’s get to the fashion – Jolie is wearing black (sailor?!?) pants, a simple black top, and this absolutely HIDEOUS fuzzy elbow-length sweater, in a ghastly shade of buttery blah. Dear Angelina: WEAR A MOTHERTRUCKING JEWEL TONE. Oh, and the bangs trauma? Eh. It’s not as bad as it’s been before, but it’s still not good. This blah, greasy hair might be the worst of the European tour.
You know what’s super-disappointing? Angelina usually wins when she’s doing business-casual gear. That’s her strength, not evening or cocktail. This outfit just sucks.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Poor Johnny he is the most awkward dude ever. I love him.
I thought she was growing out the bangs, they arent particularly sexy.
Although I like this look and I love her eye makeup, so much better than the velvet revival she’s been trying to make work.
The black dress with black blazer at the berlin photocall is still the best look by far though.
the handkerchief is back!
Unfortunately, JD is better dressed than AJ. JD has his cool thing going on and I kind of like it but I can’t figure out what it is. It’s definitely his persona coming through. Neither seems to really give a sh!t about promoting this film.
She has been wearing a lot of the Angora fleece lately. At least I think it’s Angora.
Wasn’t it in fashion during the 80s?
Anyway, at least she looks nice and like she bathed.
Unlike Depp, who looks like he is in dire need of a shower and delousing!
5th picture: what a face!
And ROTFL! at “ghastly shade of buttery blah”.
btw although the look isnt bad, she could look a lot better. She’s an amazingly beautiful woman but it’s like she doesnt know what to do with it.
LA premiere of oceans 13 anyone? its all about the tan and the hair
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/421431/brad-angelina-oceans-13-premiere-84/
I’m outta the “jellis 8hrt” corner (just as well, it was getting kinda crowded in there).
I think she looks her best when she’s not constantly glam-ed up (she one of the few left out there that can wear minimal makeup and still look good/dramatic), so I like the look. Classic for a PHOTO CALL (black velvet and fire-engine red glam at a PREMIERE, I gots no beef with).
I’ll even go for the fuzzy-bolero-type-thingie on her for THIS occasion (warning – that look is NOT for everyone).
So I guess I’ll mosey on over to the “boring granny’s corner” and sip on some hot totties and play bridge with the ladies.
She looks 74 miles tall in those pants, as well as 74 years old. Impressive.
She always has great eye makeup. And…that’s about it here.
I know Johnny often looks a bit oddball, but it’s his style, he’s claimed it, and it just is. I can’t help but like that about him.
Poor girl looks EXHAUSTED!
Cute! Here she almost looks like the AJ I used to like years ago.
And Johnny is just so, LOL, tragically comic I can’t help but love him.
She has to stop letting Maddox choose her clothes and Zahara do her hair.
She really needs to eat, she looks sick.
I think she looks fine in that outfit. There is a “thank goodness this is the last leg of the promotional tour” vibe going on. It is also a brunette Barbie Doll kind of look that says lets play dressup. The angora softens her up nicely. Nice to see both her and Depp together minus Pitt since they are the stars of the movie. Personally I prefer this lovely man in a suit rather than the funky layered look. Anyway, it’s almost over.
not a good look. but she looks TIRED, and it’s not surprising. maybe she just got tired of putting in too much effort at this point.
Depp looks like he’s more comfortable in what he’s wearing here, for sure.
but they both look like they’re over it.
I am not sure WHAT you are supposed to wear when you are going to stand next to Johnny Depp dressed as the hobo-Raider-of-the-lost-ark.
I don’t mind his wacky style, but it has to be a bit of a stumper for anyone who knows they will be photographed with him!
I like the look. She looks cute. Johnny looks like a hobo. lol.
Photo calls are more casual. They aren’t a super dressy affair. I guess you just prefer Angie’s premiere outfits. I like the premiere better as well. I love formal clothing because I never get to wear it. I do causal all day. Anyway I love the look. I can’t imagine whats the big deal with the fuzzy cardigan and a simple black pant and simple black top. I can’t. The hair is lovely. Soft and elegant shows off her gorgeous face.
Even though realistically Johnny Depp looks not as aesthetically pleasing as Angelina, no where near, although I find him attractive, lets just ignore all the things wrong with his look and harp on something that is seriously not fashion offending to anybody. 😛
Eh, she doesn’t look bad. Just maybe forgettable. Honestly, you should really be talking about what Johnny Depp is wearing. Do dudes always get a free pass or what?? He looks like he just rode in on a horse after a long week of herding cattle. I like him, but come on, man.
Ugh. Outfit fail. She looks like she hasn’t slept in days or eaten in months. Take a nap and eat a damn burger, AJ.
I actually love the outfit! I think she looks stunning and the cardigan softens her bony shoulders.
I *heart* Angelina all the time…but seriously, who the F*CK is doing her hair? Is she doing it herself? Because while I get that sometimes, a girl just wants a ponytail, and when your hair is halfway down your back, you hate it sometimes, but seriously? Stop DONATING YOUR D*MN INCOME TO CHARITY IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD A STYLIST.
It makes me angry that the most beautiful woman in the world looks like bloody freaking hell all the time.
Good Lord, she honestly looks like a scarecrow here!
She does look too skinny. She would do better if she covered up those veiny arms. And her hands look huge in that one pic. She would look way better if she put on a little weight IMO. Still love her tho 🙂
I love that Johnny is wearing the same exact outfit that he wore in every other photo call and a few interviews and no one is noticing but AJ is getting ripped apart (I admit it’s not the best outfit). I love how so many people hate her are sick of her but can’t wait to comment on her newest post.
i think she is gorgeous! she can pull anything off.. johnny depp is awkward but super sexy 😉
whatever, just waiting for HGF!!! Please put Travis Fimmel on it. pretty please with a cherry on top!
“if I have to look at your stupid dong sheath hankie one more time, I’m going to shoot you in the face.”
hahahahahaha!
i dont prefer premiere outfits i dont mind casual either , i was talking about her face. I think she could style her hair and dress younger. Whats wrong with jeans once in a while?
Wait a minute…. Love Angelina actually likes what AJ is wearing & thinks her hair looks lovely? Colour me surprised.
I agree with crash & lindylou, her arms/hands in that third picture will haunt my dreams. But the face is flawless.
I think her face looks better here than at the premiere – like she took a nap or something. She looks younger.
she looks emaciated.
Johnny Depp’s scarves looks like something removed from a 1000 year old mummy.
He looks like a Keith Richards 2.0, those two are like BFFs.
Admit it, Kaiser. You just don’t like bangs. She looks great, as do most of the women whose bangs you critique. Please retire “bangs trauma,” or at least put your overused catch phrases in rotation.
she needs more food, a better stylist, and someone who knows how to do makeup. She is a beautiful woman, so she always looks great, but with a little help she could look way better.
Look at Gwynth Paltrow-she keeps the makeup subtle, clothes simple, hair easy, and she always looks polished. Jolie always looks put together wrong.
Johnny I love you…but step away from the self tanner, your face is twelve shades darker than your hands…ugh!
Mr Depp is an interesting shade of orange here. The photos of them together scream *awkward*!
It’s not that she doesn’t know what to do with it it’s she doesn’t care. She looks stunning no matter what. After 3 of those things I’d be over it too and never been to one. They looke bored. When will they be done promoting?
I don’t think so. She looks lovely. I love the fuzzy cardigan.
Anyway there’s no chemistry at all between those two, what the hell.
@ Tammy:
He’s just finished shooting Pirates of the Caribbean 4 — I think that’s real tan.
Why do her pants fall over her shoes? Is that fashionable? I used to do that about 15 years ago, but I’ll write my error off to youth, drugs, & raver gear.
tragic…
I agree with the others who are more concerned with JD’s outfit than AJ’s. They look like they’ve never seen detergent.
People are always trying to say she’s had her nose done, look at that 5th pic. Her nose looks kind of fat there.
Maybe she had a nose implant??? Lol! Face it, she was born looking like this, sometimes it happens.
Johnny’s look is so contrived, I mean, imagine tying all those scraps of material around your neck and carefully tucking in the hanky thing. Really? He’s great, but honestly if almost anyone else tried this they’d be skewered for it.
Johnny looks like a prospector the only thing missing is the burro…it’s probably tied up out back lol.
oh that oceans 13 photo…that was before all the kids…you can be hot and young with one kid you know(:
6, not so much.
lol, i kid i kid.
anyway, thank god brad stopped doing that tongue hanging out of his mouth thing like he did at that ocean 13 premier.uugh.
anyway, AJ looks perfect for madrid. she channels the inner essence of these cities, i tell ya! actually, it does seem like she tries to express in her fashion, her own experience of these cities. and this outfit is understated, a bit old school, and shows AJ’s classic beauty (ie, it’s not about her outfit, and she doesnt have much makeup on)=that’s what i think of Madrid, too.
Just my vibe on it-
and, i was starting to hate AJ and am so over both of them, but now, i’m starting to groove on her lack of fashion…it’s kind of awesome when you think about it. she’s pulling a johnny depp-doing her own thing. esp. for a female star of her caliber-she’s pulling it off. cuz it really isn’t about the clothes or the acting with her. LOL
Still, if nicole kidman would give her a call with some pointers….sigh.
Not everyone who has bangs is having “bangs trauma.” I think her bangs look fine–casual and nice. The outfit isn’t tragic, but it would look much better if that sweater were, say, purple or royal blue.
They look like a “People of Walmart” photo.
I think the angora is to try and “soften” her look, but when her poor arms are hanging out the 3/4 sleeves, it’s not a good look.
Hasn’t she said she’s “retiring” for a few years a couple of times now? I think she needs to not work and rest for a while.
ok.
i’ll be the b*tch and say it.
i never thought i’d EVER see the word ‘fuzzy’ used to describe ANYTHING about angelina jolie.
boom.
*don’t do voodoo on me ‘LOVE ANGELINA’* 🙂
Runs with scissors. I don’t think shes had a nose job either, the structure of it looks the same to me but theres jsut less fat on it. When she’s pregnant it gets bigger.
WHY is Johnny Depp looking consistantly Oompa Loompa orange these days?!
Angelina looks stunning, but JD looks very dirty, like he was in a rodeo and took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up getting their photo taken with a celeb. His outfit is an insult to the movie, and to his co-star.
And does he have liver disease? He looks very yellow/orange, like there is jaundice or cirrhosis.
@Isabel: LMAO!!
@ewe I love Johnny, but there is no way that is a REAL tan, too orange.
Poor Angelina looks so overtired…still looks beautiful, but anorexic. I don’t know how she can function when she is so frail. I love her though, she is a fantastic actress.
I like the hair, but the sweater looks like someone needs to follow her around with a lint roller.
To find out if somebody had a nose job, you should consider the profile pictures, not the front pictures. On the front a nose can look larger because of swelling, while the profile can’t lie. And she had her nose done.
So johnny Depp can have his own style but Angelina has to follow you’re fashion advice? I think she should go back to wearing Jeans and a t shirt to premieres like she did back in the day.
What the eff is that thing she is standing next to?
I like bangs on some people and although in one of the pictures her bangs look nice, in the rest they are all over the place and do not look good. I agree with Kaiser when she says that a lot of people have bang trauma. i have bangs and they are hard to keep looking good and polished.
but i really like her outfit and i think she looks great. she has a gorgeous face.
Lol@this whole post Kaiser! Haha, “dong sheath” is amazing!
As for their outfits, meh. Angie looks really tired. Too many velvet dong tugs the other night with Brad? You know, really, pretty much any sentence with the word “dong” in it is funny. Kudos to Kaiser for promoting that word in my vocabulary!
I dunno, I like what she’s wearing, but JD looks like a hobo! Dude, look, we get it you are rebelling against being hottest man in the world, but really, this is just too much affectation. Get over yourself.
depp needs to de-orange himself, stat. not a real tan unless he wears gloves 24/7.
i love her pants but dislike her. if i could have her gorgeous long legs but had to have her crypt keeper arms i would pass. yikes.
She looks good in fuzzy things like Angora…they fill her out and make her look not so skinny.
Johnny isn’t looking his best here…and those neck scarves or whatever they are look like they could use a washing.
“You know, really, pretty much any sentence with the word “dong” in it is funny. Kudos to Kaiser for promoting that word in my vocabulary!”
funny, I’ve said the same thing. it’s such a great word, ain’t it?!
Gad! what did Jolie do to her face? she looks nothing like Lara Croft days
@ Ricci:
and thats a bad thing?
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.gothamist.com/images/2003_7_tombraid.jpg&imgrefurl=http://gothamist.com/2003/07/31/to_nipple_or_not_to_nipple.php&usg=__tPogeArXCzIlsrAS2ePSkLQux5Q=&h=308&w=410&sz=18&hl=en&start=0&sig2=iDzPI2hFPWG3mdvT45ZFOA&zoom=1&tbnid=FM1BC5Np-E0_4M:&tbnh=130&tbnw=169&ei=YFYKTdGLH8Odnwe4-8SEDw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dangelina%2Bjolie%2Blara%2Bcroft%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D584%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=330&oei=YFYKTdGLH8Odnwe4-8SEDw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:0&tx=162&ty=62
I think she looks more plastic-y here than currently
I think her comb got lost in some luggage on the plane and she really needs to stop letting Suri choose her ensembles.
When you look like her, why would you deliberately walk out in public looking like that? She’s got everything it takes, its a shame she doesn’t know how to work it.
LMAO. What in the hell is Johnny wearing? He looks like a prospector, like he is getting ready to go pan for gold. Angie looks um okay. It doesn’t appear as if she put a whole lot of effort into it though.
I swear it looks like Angie have weave tracks in her hair (thumbnail 5. That’s probably why it looks so matted because weave tangles easily. I know because I love to use weave to switch up my hsirstyles.
hmmm. i’m not sure what to think of angelina here. she is far too skinny – her arms look like pipe cleaners. the soccer mom hair os not cute. i think the cardigan would have been fine in a different color, like a deep blue or green, and i would have preferred it over a 50s style dress.
So funny how Johnny does the ‘fig leaf’ pose every time he is pictured with Jolie.
“Fig-leaf hands. When you stand with one hand on top of the other, covering the groin region, you look smaller. Your body is saying, “I’m harmless,” “I’m shy” or “I’m afraid.” No matter how confident you feel or how much you know, the fig-leaf pose says, “I’m trying to be small.”
PS They may be the best of friends and fancy each other, but just for the book, this is how I would pose with someone I HATED but had to work with.
I think her bangs would look alright if she took a flat iron to it and brought it into the 21st century. Right now they are almost curled under and poofy. Curled, poofy bangs are so early 90s. Actually, her entire wardrobe is so early 90s. The fuzzy cropped sweaters, the silky everything, the ghetto/goth evening dress complete with gloves (gloves?!). I don’t get the impression that she doesn’t give a f*ck, I get the impression that this is her dressing herself up. Like a child who got into her mothers closet and just started throwing shit together.
The fuzzy sweater looks like it should be paired with a poodle skirt and bobby socks.
Did anyone else notice that the hat Depp has been wearing looks a lot like the one that Jeff Bridges wears in True Grit? Bullet hole in the same place and everything.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/12/01/movies/01grit/01grit-blog480.jpg
She looks like she probably feels at this event, as if she doesn’t care.
Her stylist for this tour needs to be fired. She has dressed terribly promoting this film and her hair looks terrible. But her makeup looks good.
This is officially the “All Angelina, all the time” celebrity website.
🙂
Kiska – We just use new photos of her whenever we get them!
Kaiser, I joke with ya! I know it raises the readership when you post AJ and BP pics. No hating here just some gentle teasing! You know I love ya guys.
@Solvig, sorry, but profiles do in fact change with age. I used to get a line across my nose in the summer, stopped happening early 20s because the tip of my nose dropped slightly as I got older.
Or are you saying her nose has gone up more? That’s different. But I haven’t seen an un-photoshopped pic of her with her nose more upturned. Looks straight to me here.
Guess my point is, I personally don’t think she’s had anything done and find it weird how people are so unwilling to accept that she was born this way. She has the EXACT same nose as her brother. It’s rare, but it happens.
She’s looking old and worn.
her profile is the same. unless you want to judge it one 1 or 2 bad photos. that is all.
her arms look disgustingly thin…go eat some xmas cookies
They seriously look like the hate eachother guts. So uncomfortable looking ….
I actually really like the sweater. In fact, I like the whole outfit — but not for a this event. She looks like she is going to a lunch meeting and she should have either gone for a “chicer” look or a super casual look (like jeans).
Oh, and I saw The Tourist last night — I LOVED it. I think the critics are so full of sh!t that I can only imagine that they were paid to tank the movie. Seriously — no way does it deserve the reviews it’s been getting. It is a fun romantic thriller in the mode of Charade. And the “lack of chemistry” in the movie between Angie and Johnny is what the sript called for –she was “in love” with someone else & he “was” someone else. Maybe the critics expected a full-on thriller with a lot of gratuitious sex scenes but they should review the movie for what it is, not for what they wanted. And for what it is, it is very good.
Yeah her hair isn’t the best here, but I have no real problem with her outfit, I think her cardi is cute. *shrug*
Her face is beyond gorgeous though, just stunning.
When I think of ‘a natural beauty’ I think of women who look just as gorgeous with little or no makeup, and that applies to AJ, she can wear a lot or none at all and she still looks stunning, she doesn’t need a lot of help to make that face beautiful.
I don’t have much to say about Johnny Depp these days. The last time I thought he looked hot was in that (awful) Public Enemies movie.
Angelina has officially lost that special appeal that she once had. I think people are viewing her as just an old, tired Mom now. She would fare much better with her public image if she kept her personal life private.
Hair pulled back in a ponytail, with or without bangs, hair up, hair tossed, moussed or not–none of her hair styles take away from her illumnating eyes, high cheekbones and flawless porcelain skin.
She is goregous…ALL THE TIME? People are saying over and over that these pictures do not do justice as to how beautiful SHE REALLY IS in person.
Once she looks directly into your eyes–well, it’s all over with! Her big, green eyes and smile light up the room. Her beauty is almost overpowering, except of course, next to Brad. He is the only one that compliments her regal beauty.
Her exquisite beauty is just beyond anything I have ever seen.
She is a MESS.
Is it a law that you have to have pics of this woman everyday?
As someone who personally has both *tiny* arms and long fingers… I can feel her pain here. But I’m even pale in skin color, and would look better in this than she does. (And I’d look awful. xD)
I don’t know, her arms aren’t looking attractive lately. I’d not say it’s because of an eating disorder. But she’s really looking very thin all over, the last few appearences. Maybe because she’s not had a second to herself, lately?
Okay, she looks very 1990s, but I would worry more about the fact that Depp looks 1890s.
Did he just roll onto the red carpet from a movie set? A shootout at the OK Corrall? Riding the rails with some Depression-era hobos?
i think she looks okay. Decent. she’s never been a fashionista. like someone said up top: she used to wear T-shirts and jeans to premieres!
Well he looks messy to me, and she looks a lot better then most of us do. Those promotion tours must be hard on them, but the studio heads require them to do it.
Cute!
I think she looks absolutely wonderful but she could stand to eat something. Other than that flawless!!
I think her outfit is actually really cute, but two things are detracting:
1. She is a little underweight. Which is fine, seems to be how she is all the time, but the long pants and hands in pockets accentuate
2. She seriously has horrible hair right now. That same outfit, slicked back bangs, super sleek high pony. gorgeous. But the weird Ariel/Dynasty bangs ruin it for me.
OMG she looks great in new RC pics with beaded dress. Def my fav of RC dresses
@Runs with scissors, nose and ears change with age, yes, but in her case what has happend? She’s suffering from some sort of Benjamin Button’s reversed growth?
I’m not criticizing her – I for one would fix my nose (but I’m afraid) and I’m far from being a HW star of course – but she had some work done. The best plastic surgery is the subtle one, and she has had some.
I like the outfit! I want a fuzzy sweater like that. Now, what’s up with Depp? When did he turn orange? He looks absolutely awful. Lookswise, he has totally jumped the shark.
She is stunningly beautiful and my forever slightly dangerous wicked girl crush…but she just needs to put on about 5lb’s or so, pls Angie….pls
Leave the woman alone. She must be bored crapless by now.
Instead of ripping on Angelina you should rip on Johnny Depp for this horrid piece of crap outfit. He looks like Keith Richards and Steven Tyler’s love child. It is terrible and the too tight jeans reveal absolutely no bulge which indicates that Johnny is probably lacking in some areas (he does look like he would be rather wee).
I don’t really like the outfit, but she doesn’t look bad. I think her face and hair look really, really lovely for some reason. I’m usually hard on Angelina’s fashion sense these days, but I’m really feeling these pictures, very soft, pretty and young except for the old lady blouse.
You know, I have NEVER been a fan of Angelina Jolie (as a HUGE Tomb Raider fan as a teen, I was pissed when she got the role of Lara Croft), but she at least used to come off as fun and interesting. She used to do spontaneous stuff and dress in really neat ways. She’s so completely boring now and her fashion sense is terrible. Ugh.
You got all the rabid fans of hers hating on Jennifer Aniston and saying she only plays the same role over and over again (which for the most part is true, I’m not here to get up JA’s ass) when that’s pretty much all AJ does anymore. I’m getting really sick of her.
Someone get that woman something exciting to wear and a part in a movie where she ISN’T the bombshell spy chick. Other than The Changeling, when is the last time she did something different that stands out in memory? Voice over work? Let the woman do something that isn’t depressing or full of explosions for once.
A Mighty Heart.As for her fashion she has stared she has no interest in fashion. 90% of her clothes are black.
Forgot all about that movie. She doesn’t have to be wearing the hottest new fads, but doesn’t she have a stylist? She used to wear neat things 10 years ago.
I’ll say it again.. she needs to hire somebody with some actual fashion taste. I appreciate that she’s trying so hard though.
@Heather: Also “The Good Shepard”. I never understood the “plays the same part” attacks. Even when she plays a spy/assassin, whatever they aren’t the same. Roles in Mr. and Mrs., Wanted, Salt are completely different characters. They can’t be just reinserted into different movies.
I know the hate is 1000 times worse because it’s Angelina but it’s laughable that people are bashing the outfit so badly. Tragic, horrible, ect over black pants, tank-top, and ponytail? She looks average not bad. Although I hate the sweater, specifically the material. What’s even more baffling is that people don’t care about what Johnny is wearing or worse, think he looks great. How does that make sense?
Oh God, The Good Shepherd. I went and saw that one too. That was a terrible movie. I want to see her in something good that doesnt’ have explosions or her being a secret agent. It seems the only time she takes parts that aren’t like that is if it’s a drama that may or may not be an Oscar favorite.
Has Johnny Depp ever really dressed nice? I think we’re all just too used to him looking like a hobo, whereas AJ used to have her own unique edge to her clothes.
Strangely enough, I think her face looks really pretty here. I think it’s because she doesn’t look like she’s trying too hard.
But look at that top photo without her head and you’d assume that person was at least 60 years old.The whole outfit is outdated. And those arms! She has the time and money to go to a trainer to get her body looking less icky-thin than it does now. She has no excuses for being too thin. She’s got plenty of help with her brood and she doesn’t have to work.
Louise: They might be different characters but the genre is the same and the general feel of her films is the same. The only time she strays away from “sultry/sexy/vixen/spy/assassin” is when she’s doing a turbo drama hoping to eek out an Oscar nom. She’s never done a straight comedy. Never played someone “normal”. That I can think of anyway. I only know of her films from previews.
I think people comment on the person they are most interested in seeing. At least I do, I’m more interested in seeing Angelina than Johnny or Brad. As women, which I think most of us are, we are more interested in seeing what other women are wearing, and whether we’d like it for ourselves, than what a man is wearing.
I think her looking so skinny recently is exhaustion, from all the traveling and appearances for promotion. Everyone knows actors work harder doing promotion than any other aspect of their careers.
And she and Brad still try to be with their children in between these events, which puts even more pressure on them. She has to be absolutely *exhausted*. She needs a break, and hopefully time to put on a little ‘normal’ weight. I think 5lbs would be healthy.
Their ‘chemistry’ is really comical. No wonder that ‘Tourist’ flop is nominated in Comedy section.
She looks lovely but you can see how tired she is. She looks like she needs 17 hours sleep straight.
He looks like he got dressed in a homeless shelter.
angie looks good. johnny, not so much.
@German — no. The Tourist IS a romantic comedy, that is why it is nominated in the comedy category at the Golden Globes.
I think everything she does and wears is tragic!
Johnny Depp cracks me up. It’s obvious he knows he can look like a hobo and women will still swoon over him. I think it’s an experiment for him at this point–how far can he push it and still be considered hot?
I can deal with AJ’s sailor pants and even the fuzzy sweater, but she needs to lose that cheap looking blouse, gain about 20 pounds, and fire her stylist (if she even has one, which I doubt).
The bangs are especially hilarious. I had mine like that…way back in my 1982 yearbook photo when I was 12.
Angelina looks unremarkable and really boring; and that fuzzy sweaterlet sucks – big time – but these pics really make me curious about how Johnny Depp smells.
@someone: Snark, snark, snark. Spewing all that bile on every AJ thread isn’t doing a thing but making you old and bitter before your time.
@Hamm: Define “normal”.
Pitt, Jolie and Depp at the Madrid premiere of Tourist. Love the swarovski top.
http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/634856/t/NEW-Brad-Angelina-MegaPost-Part-4A.html?page=1175
Tourist is still holding #2 spot at the box office. Guess a GG nomination is good for something. 🙂
I think she looks fine, shes put togethor nothing wrong with her outfit. Maybe a little underdressed for a photo call but other then that her oufit looks good. Compared to Johnny I think shes even overdressed!
Johnny and Angelina should go in together on a new stylist. What a waste of good looks… although Angelina needs food first and foremost– she looks dangerously thin. Wonder what keeps her so skeletal?
And is she sporting a wig?
I miss goth Ange…
Her hands in her pockets are comical. Don’t see Brad around, maybe some trust issues? We all know once a cheater, always a cheater. Usually if marriage happens,it doesn’t last. Tom Hanks being the exception,so far.
LOL@JenJen. Brad was around, also at the premiere in Madrid this evening. You’ve been hoping so hard for this couple to break up, haven’t you? I guess misery needs all the company it can get.
BTW, ever hear of Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward? He dumped his first wife for her and he and Woodward were happily married for 50 years.
I love the outfit!! The half sweater is too cute and the bangs make angie look so adorable!! I swear she can wear n e thing and look beautiful and she looks comfy!….as for johnny he is still shexxy and i luv his unique style! I bet their both tired and wanna nap but i have enjoyed seeing them on full promo mode!! TeamAngie & TeamJDepp xoxo
Depp looks like he’s gearing up to rob a stagecoach.
That’s precisely why I put it in quotes. “Normal” meaning, let’s say, a character who doesn’t come in contact with a gun/sword/whatever, a psychiatric ward or a science fiction creature in the course of the film.
A character who lives in a small town, for instance. A soccer mom. A character who has a boring job. An accountant. A file clerk. Someone who lives in a house that doesn’t have secret compartments for weapons.
That kind of thing.
By the way, being snarky in an environment such as this can be quite cathartic. No one gets hurt and you can let all your rage out so that you are a more productive member of actual face to face society.
About JD, @albeli-ITA, @bagladey- LMOL!
@Kaiser! You set me up so good for the laughs and I do SO appreciate it! I thought you were going to also critique JD’s fashion after the pic of AJ. Instead, I unexpectedly viewed a big close-up of him.
My thoughts went a little something like this,” holes??” Then I saw it was a hat with holes…..on JD’s head (LOL)! Then the stringy hair and orange face. At this point, the LMOL ensues after seeing the multiple rags around his neck over the horizontal stripes, under the jean jacket, under the pinstriped vest! And then I scrolled down…….and NOTHING. The end. Like “no comment”! LMOL!
JD has earned his claim to uniqueness (and it’d be SO funny if at this point he’s always pushing the envelope to see what he can get away with). However, his outfit reminds me of when my friends’ really young kids or my kindergarteners get to pick out their own outfits, throw a little bit of any and everything on, and their parents allow them to get away with it! LMOL! I just have one question, “do y’all think he actually PUT those holes in that hat?”
He’s wearing more makeup than she is.
Their body language doesn’t look like they got along as much as Johnny Depp said they did. She’s too skinny and he’s too scruffy.
everything about this outfit is purposefully there to add some weight to her physique…. especially the fuzzy sweater. i’m a professional stylist and everyone knows that if you want to look thin or you need a woman to look more slender…NEVER EVER EVER wear a fuzzy type sweater or anything remotely like that!!!! it literally adds pounds instantly. and same for the cut pants she’s wearing and the tank that is slightly untucked. although she is incredibly beautiful, she is INCREDIBLY thin…sometimes waaaaaay too much so, to the point where it looks unhealthy. and i’m sure that with all the touring and travelling and press that they’re doing for the movie, she’s probably losing weight-she’s one of those people who seems to LOSE weight when stressed or busy, as opposed to people like me who GAIN weight. so yeah, i think this is her/their attempt to fatten her up some to make her look a little less thin/frail