Shanna Moakler and Kim Kardashian are involved in a high school level feud over whether Kim had an affair with Travis Barker, Shanna’s on-off-on-probably-off ex-husband. It gives me a headache just to read the drivel they’re hurling back and forth, but Kardashian’s response seems to make the most sense and sum up the issue best: Moakler accused Kardashian of having an affair with Barker, which would mean she cheated on her boyfriend, Reggie Bush. Kardashian was a model for Barker’s clothing line and says their relationship was purely professional. Plus, she says Travis isn’t her type anyway. Here’s Kardashian’s response to Moakler:
“I was a model for Famous Stars and Straps clothing line owned by Travis Barker. I ONLY had a professional relationship with Travis, in which he hired me to represent his brand for one season, which was a year and a half ago.”
[From The Dirty via TMZ]
While Kardashian’s response may be more measured and easier to follow, we shouldn’t pass up Moakler’s priceless interviews and MySpace entries, which make her sound clearly in the wrong, antagonistic and self-obsessed to boot. This isn’t the first rant against a perceived wrong Moakler has posted. She’s written nasty things about Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton in the past and even put up their contact information in a bid to get back at Lohan for claiming that Moakler hacked her myspace.
Apparently Kardashian and Moakler got into a fight at a barbeque in which Moakler accused Kardashian of sleeping with Barker and then proceeded to try and throw a drink at her – which landed on Kardashian’s foot instead. Moakler described the incident in an interview with TheDirty.com, and proceeded to call Kardashian fat:
Yea, we heard you had a little altercation with someone at Carmen Electra’s bbq. Is that true?
Shanna: Yea! I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass!
[From The Dirty.com]
The way Moakler describes it, she then talked to Reggie Jackson, Kardashian’s boyfriend, and warned him that she had cheated on him. Moakler claims to have e-mails stolen from Kardashian’s sidekick that the were sent to Travis Barker trying to get him to hook up with her. She doesn’t describe the fight in that interview.
Moakler wrote an entry on her myspace acknowledging the fight on July 24, but on July 21 she complained that Kardashian distracted some paparazzi she called and said Kardashian “could never get Travis drunk enough” to sleep with her. Then a few days later she admitted she had “a [sic] incident” with her at a party:
I absolutely had a incident at a recent BBQ, it was long over due and I don’t regret it, I had reasons and they were my own, and some of them very painful. I had a feeling the other party would run off to Perez and they did amongst some other things and so I had to go to bat, don’t be pissed cause I speak my mind and I don’t need a PR firm to blow smoke up all your asses…even thou I know you like it…I personally don’t care. I live for me and my family.
[From Shanna Moakler’s myspace]
TMZ reports that Kardashian’s response to Moakler was that Barker wasn’t her type at all. Moakler then responded by saying that Kardashian has dated plenty of white guys. Maybe she doesn’t like skinny white guys who look like rats and that’s what she meant:
Come on Kim, Let the truth be told! You have dated numerous white guys. Your quote saying that you are not into white guys is a sham – not a SHIM like you! How about you just be honest Kim and say, “Shanna, I’m sorry for f’n with your man!” It’s that simple… then you can deal with the aftermath from Reggie, you know- your man that you cheated on!”
[From The Dirty]
I feel like I’ve regressed just trying to follow that argument. Shanna Moakler could make anyone look like the more responsible party, and in this case Kardashian seems positively noble in comparison. If Moakler’s just trying to get press she picked a good time since it’s the middle of the summer and most celebrities are vacationing or promoting films, not picking fights online.
Kim Kardashian is shown on 7/22/08, Credit: WENN. Shanna Moakler is shown on 5/21/08 and with Travis Barker on 6/7/08. Credit: WENN and Splash
shanna is so dumb – and “her man” isn’t hers, and he is NOT cute. she needs to get over herself and her ex.
Whatever. Nobody wants her shaggy little mutt. And anyway, she needs to deal with her “husband” and stop attacking other women and giving stupid interviews.
Now, skanks, no need to fight. You’re both equally irrelevant.
What’s a SHIM? I also think Shanna is right! Immature, and publicity crazed but, right. But please don’t let that stop anyone from telling me what a SHIM is.
I hate women who hold the “other woman” completely responsible when their man cheats – as if the guy is so stupid and easily led astray that he just accidentally fell over and stuck his dick in the evil, manipulative woman against his will. I wish Shanna Moakler would STFU forever. But I do think Kim Kardashian is a completely useless piece of crap.
MSat, ditto. I too hate when women get like this.
@ Alexis – I think a SHIM is a She-Him, meaning she’s like a transvestite or something.
I believe Kim simply because I can see Barker is not her type. His waist is the size of one of her thighs. Plus she likes the rapper/athlete type, not the punker/skater type.
Also, why does Shanna care? I thought her and Barker were done for good last time. Although those pics were just taken last month so I guess not?
Thanks Abby, that’s what I suspected. I’ll start using that term straight away, I love it. ri23, that made me laugh!
Oh my gosh, Shanna is a straight up a wierdo. She is constantly doing this to any woman who gets close to that thing that is supposed to be a man. How embarrasing. Is she nuts? Does she think that keeps things close between her and Travis? I bet he is like good riddance you ugly stank ho.. she is so lame.. Reggie is ugly too, and so ghetto but I doubt she wanted Travis
Give them 2×4’s with rusty nails in them next time.
Whores.
No talent media-suckers.
CB – You’re around my age aren’t you? I always write ‘Reggie Jackson’ when I’m thinking about Reggie Bush too. Must be one of those generational things. 🙂
I think Kim is a rude and sad celebwhore I live in New Orleans and she expected everthing to be handed to her because she was dating Reggie. The news here wanted to do an interview with her and she said she didnt have anytime but later I saw pictures of her getting drunk on bourbon street. Shes a famewhore who likes sloppy seconds from her friends. ANd Her ASS is freaking HUGE!!!!!
Flisted *sorry not trying to drive traffic anywhere* has a photo of the classy Shanna screwing Travis on the floor of a club, ON THE FLOOR, lucite stripper heels up and panties off – So she is the LAST person who should call any one a whore, since you know the golden ticket she had with DeLaHoya was at home waiting for mommy to drunkenly tuck her in.
And while kim is a pig – Shanna, whose sole source of income is derived from her uterus, should pray Travis doesn’t run out of money or she’ll be working at her local Red Lobster.
Hey! I didn’t know that the new 90210 was already out! So who’s gonna win? Kelly or Brenda? I TOTALLY love Dylan’s tattoos…and mohawk… 🙄
hahahahah @ Scott F — just noticed the “Reggie Jackson” part … hahhah!!
Nouvel, What is ghetto about Reggie Bush. Actually, he is one of the least ghetto stars in the NFL. He is actually one of the most humble, well mannered, and well spoken stars in the NFL. Please tell me what is ghetto about him. I have a hunch that you are only saying he’s ghetto because he is black.
Gah. I certainly have a type . . . Say what you will, but lanky boys with lots of tattoos and a “fuck-off” attitude really make me look twice. However, I have a feeling that for Shanna, the attraction is only wallet deep. (Or deep wallets – ya like what I did there?)
Don’t get me wrong – I appreciate that everyone has their own vices, and I can remember not too long ago when my brains were batshit over a bad boy. But I wasn’t proud of the person I was, and it took a lot of self-control and self-realization (after hitting a breaking point) to stop the compulsion. Granted, there weren’t urchins (or a cash cow) involved, but that ought to be more of an incentive to reign in the crazy/jealousy, for the sake of the children!!
It is beneath me to comment. *vomits into sick bag*
Meh.
You know, you really have to wonder how much they’re ommitting out of stories.
This isn’t the first time Kim Kardashian has been in a public bitch fight with someone, and really, I’m starting to wonder if she’s really the poor innocent little victim everyone makes her out to be.
Mind you Paris Hilton’s a cunt, and Shanna Moakler’s a vacant media whore, but I’m really beginning to doubt that everyone is after her because of the size of her ass (cause they’re jealous!!!1!!) and not just because she’s a manipulative and spoiled bitch who deserves it.
Let’s face it, she IS Paris Hilton. She IS Shanna Moakler, as far as I’m concerned. She’s paid to sit on her lazy ass while people who’ve busted theirs for YEARS make 1/1000000th of what she’s made, and run her mouth about just about everyone.
Just because she’s better looking and has curves doesn’t make her some sort of heroine that everyone constantly makes her out to be.