These photos are from LeAnn Rimes’ Twitter stream, of course. The bitch isn’t breathing if she isn’t Twittering her every queef. Speaking of, LeAnn’s latest tweets are all about the holidays, of course, and how she’s such a giving person, and how she’s down with the gays, and how she’s the sexiest Mrs. Claus ever. Wait, did I say “Mrs. Claus”? I meant “Mrs. Clause” – which is still on LeAnn’s original tweet. She must be thinking of all of the clauses in her prenup, I guess, because she and Eddie are probably going to announce their engagement any day now. I’m thinking December 26th, there will be a “SURPRIZE! We’re getting hitched, y’all!” tweet. But first, Christmas, and LeAnn being the center of everything:
LeAnn Rimes is getting into the holiday spirit – and she isn’t afraid to share it with her fans.
On Sunday morning, the singer arose to spread cheer, Tweeting: “Happy Sunday! Only 6 days til Christmas! Which means, only 9 days til sun and beach!!! Too much fun overload!!”
Later in the day she posted her first photo of the day, titled “Mrs. Clause at your service … LOL.” In it, she’s baring some cleavage, wearing red lipstick and striking a sultry pose.
Next up, the singer posted a sexy photo of herself surrounded by a gaggle of grinning elves. Wearing a skimpy red velvet outfit and showing some leg, Rimes titled the image “Santa’s Elves and Me!”
Rimes, 28, who lives with her boyfriend Eddie Cibrian, 37, continued to Tweet about her excitement about the holiday season.
“Thank you all for your sweet and hysterical comments! I love my friends, my TweLe’s!!!! 5 days now til Christmas!!!!!” She wrote later on Sunday. The next morning, she was up and posting again: “Happy Monday! Not just any Monday though, Christmas week Monday!!!”
She shouldn’t be surprised if she ends up on Santa’s naughty list this Christmas. Dressed in a cleavage-baring Santa suit, the 28-year-old singer had tongues wagging when she performed with the Gay Men’s Chorus of L.A. Sunday. “Mrs. Clause [sic] at your service!” she tweeted.
“I just got pinned by the Gay Men’s Chorus Of L.A.!” Rimes added. “I’m an honorary member now…head Queen!”
But the night wasn’t just about showing off her curves in a festive costume: the “Swingin'” singer was also there to support the LGBT community.
“Wow, a beautiful night! My heart broke and I almost couldn’t sing as I spoke about the young gay men and women who have taken their lives this year,” she tweeted after the show. “It gets better!”
[From Us Weekly and People Magazine]
Some days I wish I had LeAnn’s energy level. She manages to maintain a relationship with a dude who has a significant wandering eye, while simultaneously acting as Mother Superior to Eddie and Brandi’s sons, AND she tweets constantly, all day and night. Oh, and she has a career. She’s exhausting.
Oh, and LeAnn posing in a red velvet bustier with her legs spread is completely disgusting. Why would you put this on Twitter? Children are watching!
Photos courtesy of LeAnn’s Twitter.
my eyes, my eyes!
God, those poor poor kids….
With her face, I think she fits right in with that pack of elves. In fact, how do we know this isn’t just a family reunion shot?
Kaiser…not only is this on twitter but on every celeb site and the back lash is as negative as ever. And regarding the energy level…she needs to be on meds or something because she is always up early or wakes up in the middle of the night (she probably tweets in her sleep).
I saw this photo on DListed yesterday. I had to look at if for a few minutes to ‘get’ what, exactly, I was supposed to be looking at/for. It was like “Where’s Waldo.” Actually, would’ve been a better if it was Waldo. At least he has eyes…
the day she gets engaged will be the day twitter goes down.
This isn’t so trashy in iteself- its the fact that she shares thigns that should not be shared that makes them so bad. Ok, you push the limits when you share this with friends and people you know- but EVERYONE? Is that necessary?
What is it about her that makes her look so manly?! She has this creepy, very mask-like quality to her face, and I don’t feel as if her smile is ever genuine- just creepy.
I don’t see a picture of her legs “spread” I see a picture of her standing with one leg bent up against the other..
but maybe that picture is not posted. I don’t particular care about her or Eddy. To each his own. Maybe she is just super happy and can’t contain herself. I get sick of all the Celebs tweeting all the time.
But maybe she should keep some things private.
so sessy! eddie must make her feel like his own personal porn star & she likes it. she really do. 🙂 & the best part of it all is that she obviously thinks we care! ha.
drag queen named RAVEN looks better
sorry HEE! HAH! face, but you do NOT bring the sexay.
Look kids it’s Skanka Claus.
Gross.
She doesn’t know when to stop and actually she creates her own negative press with things like this. That pic of her & Eddie was at Eddie’s kid’s school, where she took it upon herself to sing and read to the boy’s class. So Brandi yet again misses out on an event at school because the mistress turned girlfriend thinks it’s her place to overstep her bounds. Funny when Eddie and Brandi were married, he was barely around, now he wants to be father of the year and go to all these functions with the boys. Real stand up guy and his girlfriend is so classy (sarcasm here).
Just when you think she couldn’t possibly love herself any more……..
It’s so gross. She had no media attention until the affair and she’s clearly been overcome with a need to stay in the “spotlight”.
Do you want to be a mom to his boys, or do you want to look like a stripper who is all hyped up on adderall?
And yes, I think she has a massive adderall problem.
@Roma….why choose, she can do it all.
Yes, definitely adderall problem.
I feel a nightmare coming on worse than the one of Raccoon McPantsless and her 22 inch meat thermometer. Before I face the night to come I must purge last week’s Celebitchy Carousel of Dreams from my subconscious.
In my snow-globe dream, a beautiful blonde stands atop a pink army tank firing giant paintballs at a brightly lit carousel. She’s stunning beautiful (early 20’s, you’re welcome) dressed in the most exquisite fashion and footwear but her Picklehaube hides her identity (Pointy hat worn by Prussian Czar Wilhelm II circa 1880, first name escapes me). Outside this Lilliputian world, Heidi and Spence pound on the glass screaming “Let us in!”, while on the merry-go-round celebrities ride strange ornaments instead of regal wooden horses galloping in that elliptical motion.
Tiger Woods in his bounding chariot, drawn by 14 potbelly pigs, escapes the volley of paintballs but Mel, holding tight to his cross and yelling “God bless Picklehaubes”, takes one right in the kisser. Then Eddie appears riding an uncircumcised giant plastic peen with a Golden Fleece over its foreskin (likes to keep it warm). In front of Eddie’s porpoising proboscis stands LeAnn, neck deep in a pile of marshmallow cream (I think its marshmallow cream). With her left arm buried to the shoulder in Eddie’s frolicking phallic she attempts to retrieve her iphone (don’t know how it got in there) with its muffled ringtone of How Do I Live Without You. Each time the majestic stead raises LeAnn from her pile of sweetness she makes a grab for a brass ring perched atop a miniature wedding chapel held by Whoopi Goldberg (Whoopi Goldberg?). The disappointment on her face is priceless as she misses the ring and goes down for another dunking. When Charlie Sheen came past, I woke up.
Thanks for the Freudian couch Kaiser.
Her hair and makeup look like she went to Glamour Shots at the local mall.
That’s one FUGLY santa
If you just look at her face in the top picture, she looks like the Grinch. If you look at the picture as a whole she looks like a homely, desperate, famewhore who has so little self-awareness that she thinks she looks sexy when in reality she looks cheap and desperate. Someone needs to pull her aside and explain to her that the harder you try to look like something the less likely it is that you will hit the mark. It’s like those 35-year-olds who are desperately trying to look 20 – they always seem to think they’ve succeeded in looking young and really all they’ve done is make themselves look ridiculous.
She certainly thinks she’s this shit doesn’t she?
she does it to herself, smdh..
Eddie wanted it and he got it! smdh, I bet you, she is sooo nasty in the bedroom.
frenzied freak, wow
I got nothing..I mean I do, but I have already used my nastiness for the day on the Lohan story.
About 67 tweets within one hour this morning. Think she has a bigger problem than Adderall?? Brandi, if you read this, wishing you peace this holiday and all the best in the new year 🙂
lol, looks like she even has added a “bumpit” to her hair regimen.
desperate times calls for desperate measures.
I LOVE these threads, they tickle me soooo!!
Is she five years old? Only kids, as far as I’m aware, find it necessary to count down every single day till Xmas.
She must be massively insecure in that relationship – trying so desperately hard to look sexy.
that is exactly what I thought when I looked at the pics (post by anoneemouse)…she sure is full of herself. Surely, she must be mentally sick. I can understand her privately sending these pics (where she is obviously TRYING to be sexy) to her boyfriend but to post on twitter??!! Something is obviously very wrong with her. Her desperation shines through with her constant twittering, paping herself out, and plastic surgery. Sorry Leann, your actions show what kind of person you are inside. By all accounts, Leann is ugly inside and outside.
Bit sad, she’s obviously not gettting enough attention in her relationship.
Something about her face doesn’t seem right. Maybe if she dressed as Mr. Claus? Eddie should be the one wearing that sexy number LOL
No matter how she hard tries, she still can’t hid the fact that her face is pretty ugly. Her body may be rocking but her face is insanely fugly.
She’s emaciated as shit and clearly in love with herself. She’s starting to look like a porn vid covergirl.
Which, of course, is what every mother wants in a stepmother for her children. Maybe she’ll even hump the Christmas tree on Saturday! Joy to the world!
GAG.
Eddie was in the audience for that show where Leann pranced around like a reindeer or Ms claus in heat just hope the kids were not there to watch that sick demonstration of how mentally ill this {woman}is Eddie Cibrian you should be ashamed of yourself for encouraging her in this kind of behavior when you have kids around. SHE IS NOT SEXY AND WHEN SHE ATTEMPTS TO POST PICS OF HERSELF TRYING TO BE, SHE COMES ACROSS A SICK DELUSIONAL PORN QUEEN
I remember the first time I heard of her. I was a kid and she was on tv as this talented 13 year old rising star. I hadn’t heard of her since those days, until this affair sh*t started coming out. Its gross that she turned into such a whore/famewhore
Close-ups are not your friend LeeAnn!
She has way to much free time on her hands!
Is that cleavage I see? Girlfriend must have gotten some implants. She’s incredibly flat-chested, au naturel
@maggiegrace either that or a good push up bra. However, I can see her going the implant route since Eddie likes them chesty.
GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS.
Truly hot and sexy people do not need to relentlessly shove their semi-naked bodies in our faces. Or pose like a slutty Mrs. Clause. Or assault our eyes with their pathetic attempts to be “hot”.
Just so tacky and gross.
She’s shameless…always promoting herself. Bet that “gift” they had installed at Eddie’s parent’s house was a stripper pole so she can perform for the whole family.
‘Oh, and LeAnn posing in a red velvet bustier with her legs spread is completely disgusting. Why would you put this on Twitter?’
Where is that picture? I didn’t see any pics that I would shield my kids eyes from.
‘So Brandi yet again misses out on an event at school ‘
I’m curious about this, is there a restraining order or something that states BG can’t go to events? My ex had an affair and his gf didn’t stop me from doing anything with MY child. I never, ever would’ve given her that kind of power over my life. And she wanted it. I found a letter she wrote all about how she couldn’t wait to be a family with my DH and child and her kids. I just continued on like she didn’t exist.
I dont think any of those are flattering pics, she’s really looking old these days. Not sure if she went the PS route or what but its not working for her.
Aside form being unattractive, they reek of desperation.
Butter Face!
@icantbelievethis no there is no restraining order but everyone is different. You chose to go, more power to you. However, I don’t think Brandi wants to sit there while her ex’s girlfriend is singing and reading to the kids. It’s uncomfortable for her. I’m sure you didn’t have the parents of these kids getting starstruck and drooling over your ex’s gf. They fawn over Leann as if she’s something special. They’ve all now taken to twitter to tweet Leann. I guess morality doesn’t run high in those schools. And your ex’s gf sounds like a bitch. Sorry you had to deal with that.
@41 Oh Reeeaallly I wonder how well you would be able to ignore if it was publicly
shoved in your face every single day.
Rita-that was hilarious
This b###h is hid-eous
Butterface.
Oh the irony – she’s way too thin, WTH is up with that – because BG too is horribly thin and has basball-type implants. I’m sorry y’all but if she wants to go to EC’s sons’ school I think that’s good; I know some of you ascribe deep dark motives to it But maybe she really likes the kids. And whoever said that all the other parents fawn over her – please, really, do most people know who she is and/or care even if they do?
LR truly needs to gain back 10-15 lbs and not wear vivid makeup like in these photos. I think she’s quite pretty when a healthy weight and wearing very little makeup – strong features are good but when
the person is gaunt like this and then overdoes the makeup, it gets scary.
At your “SERVICE”…the “HEAD QUEEN”!? LOL!! Oh I’m sure you are…skank!
I think she has an evil look in that picture and she thinks that that is sexy Who would post such a ugly pic of themselves on their twitter page looks like the picture was made in the janitors basement guess thats where shes playing her gigs now so sad and pathetic EC should be realy ashamed to encourage her in this trashy behavior after all he is the sperm donor of 2 beautiful little boys He was married to a woman and now he is living with an immature childish ugly wannbe who is trying so hard to look better than the ex FAILURE
Not hot.
@Shelley I think Leann tries to mimic Brandi, hence her getting thin. I was the one who mentioned her going to the boys’ school. In Leann’s overinflated ego world, her going to the school was not to be nice, it was to push Brandi out of the way and once again place the spotlight on her and how wonderful of a “stepmom” she can be. She never does things to be genuine, there are always ulterior motives.
@jezi yes, she was a bitch. I’ll never forget seeing her letter that said ‘I can’t wait until you leave your wife and we can be together. I can’t wait to be a mom to your son.’ She made it very clear that it was her intention for me to be completely removed from my then 4 month old son’s life. And it wasn’t public on a national level, but we lived in a small town and everyone knew before I did.
The best revenge is often just putting on a happy face. Nothing drives an ex more crazy than simply acting like their leaving doesn’t affect you at all. I knew people were talking and knew this woman was trying to act like she was so much better than me, but no one ever knew that it bothered me. To the outside world I was unaffected and just went about raising my son and living my life.
Now my ex struggles to keep a job and doesn’t even bother to call our son. He’s a very unhappy person and drinks alot. I have a career I love, 4 great kids and a great DH.
If I were BG I would act like LR doesn’t even exist or isn’t worth my time. If she’s brought up just brush off the subject like it is no big deal. LR is obviously an attention seeker ( good or bad) and the best way to get to someone like that is to pretend they aren’t a factor in your life. I wouldn’t even take LR’s bait. I’d just put forth the image of being happy, fulfilled and let LR bury herself.
Ewwww!She is Nasty!!! She is so desperate for attention its actually sad.
@icantbelievethis wow, that is horrible. And your son was only 4 months. Women like that are disgusting. It just goes to show you how insecure she was, if you are a confident woman you won’t feel the need to go after a married or taken man. You would be able to find an unattached one on your own. Good for you. I think BG is doing what you did. I think what hurts her the most is losing out on special moments with her kids. In a way, she may have been better off if EC didn’t have any interest in the boys but now he does only to hurt BG and use the boys to create this happy family and great father image. Maybe sometime soon BG can go to these events. I think she needs some time.
@icantbelievethis…you sound like you are a strong woman and a great role model for your son. I think Jezi is right that BG is trying to do the same for her sons, it’s just hard when leann & eddie are so public about their relationship.
Maybe BG should simply go to whatever school or sports events she wants to. If EC and LR are there then so what? I doubt there would be gunfire or any problems at all.
You know, LR and EC may be jerks in many regards, but I still think they may love and enjoy time with EC’s sons. There’s no reason to think otherwise.
When is her porn tape due out?
FAIL.
I’m puzzled why Brandi does not attend her sons functions at the school.Why should she care if they are there everyone knows Brandi is the mother and that Leann is just a girlfriend. If I were Brandi I would show up,at every function and make my presence as the kids mother known and be there for my children.That happy family Eddie tries to portray is just a farce if he had been a good father he would have been home with his kids instead of out bed hopping.
She wouldn’t be able to even sell a porn tape she is just plain ugly and a stick body porn stars are at least endowed with the right equipment think that Eddie is the one who has issues maybe he couldn’t even make a porn tape could check with his other mistress he had while brandi was gregnant
Does she think that big bumpit on the back of her head will detract from the squinty eyes?
EEEW.
@jezi the first year or so of losing that special time is hard, but I bet BG will go thru what I did. Ex was all about hurting me by demanding our son on Christmas at first and then he lost interest. He did it as a way to try to further control and hurt me. As soon as he stopped getting a reaction out of me then he stopped doing it. He hasn’t even seen our son in years now:(
Hopefully BG can keep her head and up and just remember that those special moments can be done anytime. Christmas is a feeling, not an exact date. My son and I had our special time when we were together and I didn’t focus on whether it was the 25th or not. The less of a reaction she gives them the less ways they can try to hurt her.
Why hasn’t anyone mentioned her new boobs? She used to be flat chested
This is what Christmas nightmares are made of.
Enough tweeting bitch.
@jj
If I’m not mistaken those aren’t new boobs. She’s doing pushups ala Paris Hilton, but I wish they were new boobs. That would be funny for those people saying she’s such a natural gurl.
If any of you tweetie birds are still around, tweet LeAnn about her fake boobs and let us know what she says.
If any of you tweetie birds are still around, tweet LeAnn about her fake boobs and let us know what she says.
Anyone else notice how uncannily she resembles the Grinch?
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID16050/images/Grinch.jpg
Why has no one mentioned her new boobs?
Yech! (I attached these photos as a link to my comment on the last LR post regarding how much she spent on the boys Xmas gifts 🙂 )
She really does look awful…blech
@Wana: Because most of us are too distracted by her frightening Grinch-like face to have even noticed the rest of her.
4Real beat me to it.
Hope she has her epi pen with her, since she obviously got stung in the eyes by a bee.
it is so absolutely sad and ridiculous that this “woman” has gone from being famous for having a great voice to being famous for pursuing and eventually breaking up the marriage of a married father and for her ridiculous antics on twitter!!! Geeze can’t get much more PATHETIC thsn that!!!RIP leann rimes singing career…hope you enjoyed your shelf life!
Why does she have to torture people this way?
It could be because I’m tired, but does her necklace really say “L&E”?
If it does, am I the only one who thinks that’s a little desperate and pathetic?
Leann has to sell that Crazy Women single, so it’s only natural that she would make herself the center of all things. The title should be “Leann Rimes dresses up in a trashy red bustier get people to buy her single which was sceduled to come out Dec 21.”
She is counting down the days to Christmas because she is taunting BG. In other words LR is saying to BG that it’s just 9 more days that she won’t be spending with her own kids.
Her necklace says LovE to match her tattoo. She has made over a thousands tweets about how EC “loves” her so much that he has jewelry made to match her LovE tattoo. Now how can this man pay for jewelry to be made when he can’t even afford to pay his own child support and alimony?
Of course Leann is shooting for an engagement date that is close to the one that EC shared with BG, she wants everything that BG has.
Yes, how in the world can Leann possibly be playing the happy homemaker or even doing all the things she claims that she is doing when she is tweeting ALL DAY LONG?
If she really doesn’t care what people think, why then does she make over 50 posts about how she doesn’t care what people think?
If she didn’t care what people think, she wouldn’t be making tweets 24/7 to covince everyone that her life with EC and his “lil ones” is rainbows and sunshine.
No wonder she has to resort to posing like this and then tweeting about those kids like they are some type of toy or something just to sell that single, she spends way too much time on twitter and doesn’t have the time to actually invest time in promoting her career the way that other celebs do.
LR acts like tweeting is something that she HAS to do because that is the way it is in the industry, but if you look at those celebs who have 10x more followers than LR, you will see that they do not tweet as much as Leann, do not overshare like LR, and yet they manage to have greater feedback with the public.
Shelley,
The only thing EC and LR love about those kids is the fact that they can use those kids to keep their names and faces in the media and tabs.
If she enjoyed spending time with those kids, she wouldn’t interrupt that time with them by stopping to tweet about it.
EC just loves the fact that he gets gifts everytime he allows LR to use those kids.
Leann had no business at that kid’s school, especially since everyone knows that it’s just yet another attempt to promote her single.
The tweets don’t lie. Have you seen the conversation between LR and her “new closest friends”? LR fanbase is so low that she has to patrol for fans at the kid’s school. All she had to do was read a book at the kid’s school and sing to give the impression that she is “truly a devoted stepmother who has been misrepresented by the media and EC ex”. Oh and buying ice cream for the entire soccer team also helps to get those parents to support her!!!!!!
So fugly. Maybe Mr. CLAUSE will bring her a new face.
ShowBiz Today & Tanika Ray really gave Leann’s snow globe world a big shake cause Leann is really tweeting away about how mean they were to her.
@icantbelievethis that’s how I feel it will go down to, I just don’t think Leann will allow Eddie to lose interest because she really wants to be involved. One day she will have her own children and understand how it feels. Until then BG has to deal with the insanity that is LR & EC. And BG has tried, they went to mediation and nothing has changed. So she will just have to continue trying to live her life and jump in when necessary. I’m so glad though that things wound up better for you. Your story is very similar to Brandi’s.
She looks aight… she’s in decent shape, whatever… where did she get the boobs?
I can totally see a Christmas day engagement just to spoil Christmas for everyone.
@LT LOL LOL won’t spoil my Christmas. What it will be is predictable
Wonder if it’s finally sinking into eddie’s head(s) that he is stuck with this delusional, twit-addicted nutball.
Eddie, aka MR. Rimes, has really aged since moving in with the SnowGlobe queen. Agree, that’s what living with the Twit-Addicted Twat will do to a guy. To all her TweLe’s…. Blessings (LOL)