Well, it didn’t take long for yet another layer to be added to the Lindsay Lohan debacle. First, there were stories about how she had a “stalker” and that’s why she had to be moved out of the Sober House. Then, yesterday, TMZ reported that Lohan’s roommates were busted drinking, and somehow Lindsay got caught up in it and that was the real reason she was moved to another facility. Now, this morning, Radar reported that Lindsay was accused of drinking again, then she was tested, and when the tests came back clean (really?), she got abusive with one of her Betty Ford minders. Here’s more from Radar’s version:

Lindsay Lohan has been moved to a new location after a clash with a Betty Ford Center staffer who tried to reprimand the Mean Girls stars after she returned late to the sober house one night, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.bbWhile some reports had suggested Lohan was moved back to the center’s main treatment facility amid fears for her safety, the real reason behind the sudden transition was a major blow-up with a staff member, believed to be a resident technician.

“Lindsay was moved to another property owned by the Betty Ford Center in order to preserve her safety, yes, but also to deal with any differences she might have had with anyone in that house,” said a source, familiar with the 24-year-old’s treatment.

The clash occurred in the wake of a booze fueled party which was supposedly hosted by Lohan’s roommates over a week ago. As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the actress’ father Michael said Lindsay was getting her hair done “while the other two girls went their own way”.

When the actress returned to the house just 10 minutes after her curfew, the technician ordered her to undergo a drug and alcohol test, which she passed. However, Lohan was so angered with her treatment she confronted the staffer.

“Because of the way last Saturday night’s incident was treated, Lindsay had an obvious clash of personalities with one of the staff at the house,” said the insider. “Between the incident with the apparent stalker and this difference of opinion, Lindsay was moved to another location to remove her from a potentially hostile environment that had the potential to undo all the good work that she has achieved in her recovery.”

While Lohan’s once estranged father Michael refused to comment when confronted with the reason behind the house-swap, he insisted to RadarOnline.com that his daughter’s recovery had not been compromised. He also rejected reports she was now undergoing intensive therapy and supervision.

“It’s important to note that Lindsay’s sobriety has not been affected in any way and her resolve to beat her addictions is stronger than ever,” Michael told RadarOnline.com. “If she had violated any rule, in any way, she wouldn’t be getting out on January 3 nor would she have a spotless record at the Betty Ford Center.”

The reformed wild child was said to have left the facility following reports she has been receiving strange phone calls, with Britney Spears’ former manager/companion Sam Lutfi alleged to have been in contact with her.

While Lufiti has been in contact with the actress, the Lohan patriach said he was not the stalker.

[From Radar]

Yeah, the unnamed source who spoke to Radar smelled like tequila and menthol cigarettes, so we can be sure what version of events is being pushed, and Mother Crackhead would like us all to know that we are ALL FIRED, BASICALLY. Anyway, TMZ also has a report about this alleged incident, and it appeals the whole thing is much worse than Radar’s “sources” claim:

Lindsay Lohan is a suspect in a criminal battery investigation and the alleged victim — a staff member at Betty Ford — wants Lindsay prosecuted … this according to law enforcement sources.

The Palm Desert Police Department is now investigating an altercation that occurred after Lindsay and her roommates reportedly went to a bar and came back home. Upon arriving at the house, the incident with a female staffer from Betty Ford allegedly went down.

The police received a call at 1:03 AM on December 12 for “hand-to-hand battery.”

Cops came to Betty Ford after receiving the call and interviewed both the staffer and Lindsay. We’re told the staffer “desired prosecution.”

We’re told when the police finish the investigation, the case will be forwarded to prosecutors for review.

[From TMZ]

So Lindsay, in some kind of crack sober rage, smacked the f-ck out of a Betty Ford staffer. Shocking! BUT SHE’S JUST A CHILD. No, who wants to place a bet that while Lindsay was smacking the staffer, she was screaming “Don’t you know WHO I AM?”

UPDATE: More wrinkles. If Lindsay is charged with battery, she could do jail time. Maybe even six months. What will it take for this crackheaded bitch to get three strikes? I have no idea. Anyway, TMZ also has a more Lohan-friendly story about what happened in her crackhead mind. According to “friends” – Lindsay did not strike first, but she did “push back”. The staffer was treating Blohan “unfairly” after Blohan arrived “12 minutes late” for curfew. When the staffer told Lohan to take a drug and alcohol test, their exchange became “heated” and the staffer “put her hands on Lindsay.” Probably to get Blohan to settle down, considering she was probably high as kite. Lindsay claims she told the woman, “Take your hands off of me” and then “pushed back.” So… did Lohan ever have that drug or alcohol test, or did she just come up with a quick crack hustle to avoid the test by becoming physically abusive towards a staff member?

UPDATE #2: Oh, and TMZ is now reporting that Lindsay “will” file a formal complaint against the woman who abused her so badly, and that Lindsay is asking the Clinic to fire the staffer. You know this stuff happened almost two weeks ago, right? If Lindsay was so upset with the way she had been treated, wouldn’t she have already filed a complaint?

Photos of Lindsay Lohan in Paris last year.