– Miley Cyrus says she doesn’t want to kiss Katy Perry. Oh, and Katy Perry is trying to get back at her for not being as awesome as she is. Ahh, passive-aggressive teenage girls. Don’t you miss that age? [Lainey Gossip]
– Gary Dourdan from CSI is not looking so good [Dlisted]
– Shia LaBeouf urged to put breathalyzer in his vehicles [Fafarazzi]
– Omarosa continues to roast Wendy Williams [Bossip]
– My Sister, My Love review [Pajiba]
– Burned by Winehouse, ‘007’ Producers Settle for Head-Scratching Jack White / Alicia Keys Duet [Defamer]
– Whoopi Goldberg Has Had 50 Lovers. Sometimes this world just doesn’t make sense [I’m Not Obsessed]
– J Lo Getting Back in Triathlete Movie Star Shape [PopSugar]
– Paris and Britney have officially entered the political discourse. As insults. [Celebslam]
– Corey Feldman recently opened up about liposuction he had done after seeing himself in a photoshoot he and his wife did for PETA. Overshare. [Websters is my Bitch]
– Blake Lively Shows Off Her Legs on Gossip Girls Set [The Bastardly]
– Khloe Kardashian is a good sister. Because ratting out your other sibs is classy [The Blemish]
– Jennie Garth and her 11-year-old daughter Luca Bella were seen leaving a laundromat in LA earlier today. Now I don’t feel so badly about not having a washer/dryer in my tiny NYC apartment, if even Jennie Garth can’t afford one [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Britney Spears rides horses on the beach (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Jennifer Lopez isn’t content to be known as “just another actress” — Jenny from the Block wants to score a little Academy gold, and it looks like she’s finally found the perfect vehicle to achieve her dreams. No, not Maid in Manhattan 2 [Yeeeah!]
– Meet Chris Federline. Yeah, there’s more than one of them [Evil Beet]
– Miley Cyrus is so crazy popular, Hannah Montana is holding her back at this point. It’s starting to look like she’s tarnishing her own image with Disney to get out of her contract [CityRag]
– Jaime Pressly Arrives at STK restaurant with her fiancée to celebrate her birthday [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Tommy Lee Still Having Orgies With Groupies [Hollywood Rag]
– The earthquake shook up Jimmy Kimmel Live [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Russell Brand Gets Cockblocked by Scientology [Agent Bedhead]
– Bill Clinton Has A Sure Thing In Gillian Anderson [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Bruce Willis was nice enough to dump a bottle of water on some paparazzi as they followed him around yesterday [WWTDD]
– Angie Harmon Is Very Skinny [The Skinny]
– Salma Hayek’s breasts have gotten crazy big [Derek Hail]
– The Interactive Ben Kingsley Accent Map [Best Week Ever]
– Former ‘Bachelor’ Couple Fights To Stay Semi-Relevant [Mollygood]
– Naomi Watts’ Baby Is So Vain He Probably Thinks This Post Is About Him [Jezebel]
– Celebrity summer weight winners and losers [Popbytes]
– Kevin Federline on Life: ‘I Can’t Complain’ [ShowHype]