Janice Dickinson must be the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. How this creature used to be a supermodel is absolutely beyond me. Even without the trout pout, I can’t imagine her ever looking like anything less than a puddle of mud. I think it’s her terrible personality that makes her so unattractive. If she weren’t such a raving bitch I wouldn’t be okay with calling her ugly. But as it stands, I think it’s just that her soul is so vile it’s actually oozing out her pores.
Here’s a little J-Dick story to give the kiddies nightmares before bed:
JANICE Dickinson sure knows how to distract a pilot. The so-called original supermodel was on a recent private NetJets flight from LA to NY when she strolled into the cockpit and flashed the pilot, said a source. “She just went in and did a little shimmy and walked out,” said the source. Dickinson tells us through her rep that she’d “admit it if I did it,” but claims she didn’t. A NetJets rep declined to comment.
[From the New York Post]
I have no idea how private planes work, but I’d guess that some sort of FAA violation. Which might mean it’s hogwash, I don’t know. But Janice is vile enough to try to crash a plane mid-air. Which is the only thing she could possibly be trying to do. There’s no way she could think a man would WANT to see her tater tots.
Here’s Janice leaving Bristol Farms after doing some shopping in Los Angeles yesterday. I always do that with my carrots too. Images thanks to WENN.
Hey Syko, I hope I’m not offending you, but you were around then — was Janice the Original Supermodel? I always thought it was Twiggy… or that American girl in the early sixties, the redhead.
(And in your answer, could you make a reference to Nixon? 🙂 )
i like her. sue me.
No offense, Kaiser.
Actually I never heard of Janice Dickinson until she was a guest snarker a few years back on Snarkywood, a wonderful now-defunct site. I recall her saying on there that she slept with Sly Stallone (not her words exactly) and that she pooped in Omarosa’s shoe. Probably Twiggy is the first one I remember. I also recall Lauren Hutton and Christy Brinkley. I think being the world’s first supermodel is mostly in Janice’s mind.
Richard Nixon was also known for his fashion sense.
Cheryl Tiegs is another one
Ugly bitch
LOL Syko! I also would have accepted “Janice is mainly famous for screwing her way thru the 1970s, so she could have conceivably banged Nixon at a San Diego pool party circa 1978.”
Wait… You’re saying you don’t like Janice Dickinson because she’s a bitch… and you write for a site called CELE-BITCHY?
Yeah, that makes sense.
she used to be quite beautiful:
http://img225.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=50488_vogue_78_017_122_537lo.jpg
http://img151.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=50910_vogue_78_026_122_957lo.jpg
Kaiser, I probably would have said that, except that I never heard of her until just a couple years ago, so never knew what she did during the 70s. It was a great time to screw, though, pre-AIDS, pre-herpes panic, we all had a great time!
Whoah! That last pic scared the crap out of me!
She does have a horrible personality and it’s made worse by the fact that she thinks so highly of herself!
I really have to wonder what Janice would look like now if she’d just let nature take its course with her face. Surely she’d look better than this!
I appreciate her crazy antics, though.
She was actually gorgeous at one time. She may have been just as batshit crazy back then, but I doubt men cared. They put up with it for a little while, anyway.
Here’s a pic. Scroll down to the bottom of the page. She looked exactly like Phoebe Cates!
http://www.celebritybodygossip.com/2008/01/10/janice-dickinson-is-addicted-to-plastic-surgery/
I think she said she coined the term “Supermodel” and that is what made her the first supermodel.
Yeah, she was pretty, and yeah, she looked like Phoebe Cates but just because she made up the term “Supermodel” doesn’t make her one. She is delusional. Just like when Al Gore supposedly said he invented the Internet (did he really say that? I need to go look it up.)
she was very pretty when she first started, before everything shes done to her face
She was beautiful and is a mess now—inside and outside. But I think her anger is fueled by sexual abuse by her father, something her mother and sister witnessed…her mother never attempted to stop it or help her.
Never realised how smoking she used to be. Too bad.
I remember Janice on the cover of Vogue when I was in my early teens. She WAS gorgeous then, and her look was one we all wanted to copy, but I think it’s fair to say she has not aged gracefully. As Jaybird says, ugliness on the inside will out…
janice dickinson was not the first supermodel!!!it was gia!!!look it up people!!and she is not someone to look up to geez!!
What makes her ugly is because she is so ugly inside. Ewww, I hate her.
Why all this hate towards Janice? She had a hard life, shes a very strong woman! I think she looks good for her age actually! She has her opinions about things and everyone does! It doesnt make her a bad person!She was gorgeous and still is!!