Dry-humping, probably. Or getting stoned. Isn’t that how you picture Sparkles and K-Stew on New Year’s? Smoking a bong, then trying to kiss each other for a minute before K-Stew pushes Sparkles away saying “I’m numb, dude.” And Sparkles bites his lips and offers her some food. And K-Stew is all “No, I’m good.” Then she packs the bong again and settles in on the beanbag chair and flips on MTV.
Anyway, People Magazine confirms that they spent New Year’s together. Sparkles has been in England for a few weeks, I think, and Kristen spent Christmas with her family, and hanging out with friends. Friends like Garrett Hedlund. Then she flew to England to spend some time with her boyfriend, Sparkles, at the Isle of Wight. Do you think he had a word with her about Hedlund? I doubt it. He probably just had a few beers and acted pissy to Kristen and then wept into his pillow. He seems like the type.
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart celebrated the beginning of 2011 together in the U.K. The low-key Twilight pair were spotted several times at The Spyglass Inn in the town of Ventnor on the British Isle of Wight over the holiday weekend.
On Dec. 31, during the day, they were seen enjoying lunch there together and then returned that night to ring in 2011 by listening to live music with a group of friends.
The group of pals even returned to The Splyglass Inn for another get-together on New Year’s Day. Pattinson and Stewart kept a low profile, only to be recognized by several fans. The couple were seated side-by-side, both dressed in jeans and black jackets.
This is the second year in a row that Pattinson and Stewart have spent New Year’s Eve on the Isle of Wight, an island in the English Channel that is a popular vacation spot.
[From People]
Aw… that actually sounds kind of cute. I like that they did the same thing two years in a row. It’s their “thing.” I wonder how Kristen gets along with Sparkles’ family? Mothers of sons, help me out… if your boy brought home K-Stew, would you be happy about it? Maybe that’s why they don’t stay with his folks – he makes sure they go somewhere else.
But, yeah, they were totally baked.
Header courtesy of Vogue Italia, preview image of Sparkles’ shoot. Additional pics courtesy of WENN.
xmas 2009 — http://allieiswired.com/archives/2010/12/robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart-holiday-2009-photo/
may 2009 — http://www.popsugar.com/Robert-Pattinsons-23rd-Birthday-Party-Vancouver-Kristen-Stewart-3149929?page=0,0,13
Ha ha ha i think your take on sparkle-stew new year is probably spot on.
They’re both kind of unfortunate looking.. i don’t get the hype
I think they sound like age appropriate, cool down to earth young adults. No red carpet, high profile Las Vegas party pimping for them.
I can relate, I was probably pretty stoned on NYE when I was their age. 🙂
She could come home with my son; she doesn’t have a kid with another dude, she looks clean, and she doesn’t look like she smells. I can deal with the baking. Not a problem.
How sad, the reflection on our society that statement makes.
My friend is watching the third film in the Twilight trilogy right now, having never seen it I thought I would watch it with her, I can only explain it as of one of the most painful five minutes of viewing experiences I’ve ever had and I sat through 2 plus hours of Avatar. How is the film and this actor popular?
@girafe99,
It’s the writing, more than the acting. They are working with what they are given. Stephanie Meyer’s writing gives me constipation just reading it-trying to make that dialogue reasonable is beyond their acting skills. I personally believe it’s beyond Clint Eastwood and Meryl Streep’s skills.
I love them. i think they genuinely like one another’s company.
I dunno, I guess I am glad they are all happy but I dont get the hype on these two myself.
GossipCop says those Hendlund stories aren’t true and she wasn’t with him on Christmas at all.
‘Mothers of sons, help me out… if your boy brought home K-Stew, would you be happy about it?’
NO!
Sick of Twilight or not, at least they’re not whoring themselves out at Vegas or Hollywood parties.
It does genuinely seem they just want to be normal and left alone.
If my son brought home a girl who curses like a sailor, I would not be happy about it…at all.
These two. SO 2008!!!
Wait, give me a moment and I’ll try to care.
I heard somebody once say that shirtless Rob Pattinson looks like white Urkel and I haven’t been able to get that image out of my head since.
I do not get the hotness disconnect between “photo shoot Rob” and “real-life Rob.” The guy in top photo I want to do dirty, unspeakable things to but the stoner in the game show host outfit looks like someone who’d deliver my pizza and accept a bong hit as a tip.
Also, Kaiser’s description of their New Year’s made me guffaw.
He gets less hot all the time. Total mouth breather
You have this image of them that is totally strange. Why would Rob cry in his pillow? I think he would just break up with her. It’s very simple.
Anyway, Hedlund wasn’t even in LA. I wonder why the Hedlund fake news is making the rounds? Seems strange.
I also like that they spent New Years at the same place 2 years in a row. It’s cute.
Rob also looks dead sexy in that photo. Yummy!
you all need to grow up a little and leave them alone they are a good pair and I love the movies and the books .
Ah so they need to hype up the PR machine again, new movie must be coming. Bet these two will be so glad to drop this fake crap when the movies are over.
yes i would be fine if my son brought her home .
It’s so tiresome to me the whole ‘they’re doing it for PR’. I don’t see it.
They are in a temporarily strange fish bowl world right now that each other understand and seemingly have bonded over – regardless as friends or bf/gf.
I don’t see anything that shows them whoring themselves out. I usually ignore the comments. But after awhile, god, it’s sooo tiresome and lame.
Yeah, the PR thing is getting old. At which point in their lives can they do something romantic and it won’t be considered PR? None for some of you people because you don’t want to accept the blatantly obvious. Anyone who has been following this relationship since the beginning knows that it’s not PR. They have been like this since day one. It’s not like they just suddenly started. They used to be even more cuddly then because no one cared and harassed them.
I don’t understand why people talk about them all the time like “I bet they were stoned” or “they obviously took a bong hit” and stuff like that. It’s so patronizing. People smoke the doobie. It’s nothing new. Why must it be constantly brought up?
@emmy. Hey, Rob’s dad looks a lot like Brad Pitt’s dad. o_O
LOL @ Dingles; so true!
Funny, funny article Kaiser.
@Charmander (#25)- It’s just for fun, nothing serious. I always think they look high in their pictures.
I used to think it was a big PR thing, but I got over that when it went on for more than a year. So I’m convinced. And no, I don’t really get the ‘attraction’ so many people have to him. Then again, I’m so not into the Twilight craze. (Avoid it like the plague.)
He just looks so… scruffy and unkempt. And not at all in the good way, In the way that says “Yeah, I got high last night & slept fully clothed in my car’s backseat (in the mcdonald’s parking lot) after eating 12 cheeseburgers.”
Hot kid alert. Dayum, looks like James Dean.
Then some wanna be artsy loser with this great shot of a heart throb centers the photo on a chalk board with a two word faux philosophy? Why oh why. Fireable offense.
As for them as a couple, ever since someone mentioned “classic Lavendar couple” I cannot help but think that. It’s probably the real thing, but no way is K Stew totally straight. Of course, dating this incredible beauty she doesn’t have to be.
Cute couple, have never believed the PR thing. They are anti-Hollywood which I like, young and in love, what a way to be.
It’s the writing, more than the acting.
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I agree. The book was the worst thing I’ve ever read, in terms of writing. I didn’t read the other 3 because the first was so bad. The movies are slightly better. Slightly.
If my son brought KStew home, I’d quietly die inside. But then again, my son won’t be a brooding pothead introvert sparkly vampire. I hope.
Then again, she’s way better than a lot of the alternatives out there. She’s probably very good for him in the scheme of things.
The Summit studio paid for her trip there. A fan who was there said she was with girlfriends while he stayed with his buddies and they didn’t even kiss at midnight. But hey, that’s normal isnt’ it?
What matters is that you buy it.
Ted C. – LOL!