Thank God. Really. Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan called up TMZ and told them that she had dinner with Tom Hardy, and that the actor was now pretty much her sober mentor. It was just another in a strong of Lohan-friendly reports that TMZ had reported, and although Blohan wasn’t quoted directly, it totally came from her. She wants us to think that she’s still A-list, that she and Samantha Ronson are fine and that she (Lindsay) is not a cracked-out stalker. She wants us to think that she regularly has dinner with cusp-of-A-listers, and that they like her crack hustle so much, they want to be associated with it.
Well, Tom Hardy’s rep is shutting it down. Thank God.
Lindsay Lohan has been out of rehab for less than a week, and so far the troubled actress has managed to stay out of trouble. TMZ.com reports one reason may be “Inception” star Tom Hardy. They say Hardy, who sources tell FOX411 has been sober since 2003, met Lohan through mutual friends, and that he is acting as her “sober mentor.”
However, a rep for Hardy tells FOX411.com that the report is inaccurate, and that Hardy is not her “sober mentor.”
Regardless of whether Hardy is one or not, what exactly does a “sober mentor” do?
“A sober mentor helps recovering addicts get integrated into a sober lifestyle,” Rick Parrish, president of Sober Escorts Incorporated, tells FOX411.com. “For someone who is early in recovery, they may find that they have too much time on their hands. A sober mentor can help them get back in to hiking, biking, and swimming—doing things that release natural endorphins and showing them that being sober doesn’t have to be boring.”
[From Fox News 411]
Interesting. Or not. Is it surprising that Tom Hardy doesn’t want anything to do with Blohan? Not really. I think most people are avoiding her like a cracked-out plague.
By the way, these photos of Lindsay are from yesterday – she’s averaging paparazzi-friendly jaunts every other day, and her street-fashion in all of them has been pretty fug. But she also wants us to see her Birkin. Okay… I’m officially “over” Birkins. Only crackheads and famewhores are using them at this point.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
I said this yesterday. She is the princess of bullshit. Of course, she learned from the queen, White Oprah.
You know what is super funny. The fact that her paid PR team think it is good for her to put out ANY statements to the public. They must be stupid people because the world sees Lindsay and Dina as liars with NO credibility. So ANYTHING they say is taken as bullshit. If they want the public to take her seriously they need to shut her and family up, get the girl some help, and keep her OUT of trouble. She is the girl that cried wolf!!! Nobody believes her.
Good. That story sounded weird. Remember when she said she considered Gwyneth Paltrow a friend? And sources close to GOOP were like…..no. I think that’s what happened here. She and Tom may have met, he may have offered her well wishes, “call me if you need advice,” the stuff that any recovered addict would say to a newly sober person. Pleasantries. But not on Lohan’s crack-watch – that encounter is a ticket to more gossip coverage.
Tom doesn’t seem like an idiot. He knows he let his demons almost ruin his career the last time he was on the cusp of blowing up. He’s not gonna jeopardize his own sobriety by getting close to a notoriously in-denial addict. I’m sure he wishes her the best, like we all do. Get better, Lindsay, really. We mean it. Just don’t drag down our gorgeous man meat with you.
He’s not her “sober mentor” whatever that means, but he has fallen to her hustle.
“UPDATE 9:37 PT: Tom’s publicist just confirmed with TMZ that Tom and Lindsay do indeed know each other, have been friends in recovery and had dinner together. Although Tom is helping her, the publicist says he is not Lindsay’s sponsor.”
There are also pictures of Tom with beer at a recent Lakers game…
Can someone explain to me how this woman still has any money?
I saw that too. Here’s hoping that’s an odouls and not an actual beer. I know some former alkies drink near-beer cause they like the taste. Not I.
And ITA about birkins.
That pile of crack meat better stay away from my precious Tom Hardy. A man with those lips should never get herpes.
I like that black clothes/white jacket ensemble. You know who dressed like that? Audrey Hepburn. No wait, it was homeless people in the 80’s.
a Birkin to the gym….*clenching and unclenching of fists*
yesterday I was in the mood and watched MeanGirls again. God, that was her heights, wasnt it. She was so cute and natural.
Crack is bad for you kids, I mean, really really, REALLY bad.
Is THAT really the bag that people make such a fuss over? The emperor is clearly a fig leaf short.
Smart move…put the kabosh on that craziness.
Lindsay’s career is probably never going to come back to how it used to be. She’ll be lucky if she can make straight to DVD movies. And she’s brought this all upon herself.
She’s shown that she’s unreliable, won’t take responsibilty for her own actions, use excuses and lies to try to get out of a situation, is known to steal, acts like an entitled and spoiled brat who thinks the world revolves around her, and generally is rude and unpleasant, and even malicious towards people, especially if she feels they wronged her in any way.
Dina obviously doesn’t help the problem. She clearly enables Lindsay, all because she wants her 10% of LiLo’s paycheck. If she truly cared as a mother, she would step down from being Lindsay’s manager, move her family and Lindsay somewhere else so that Lindsay could fully try to get sober get her life together.
There has been no change in Lindsay’s ways. Pretty soon we’re going to see the water bottle, and see her stumbling out of clubs at 4 am.
Let the crack games commence!
@ Mshuffleupagus – LMFAO @ No wait, it was homeless people in the 80’s! Can’t. Catch. My. Breath! Tears are ROLLING DOWN MY FACE! Thank you for the laugh!
Huzzah! His alleged mentoring of that twat was giving me a heavy dose of sadface.
See? Anything that comes out of Lindseys mouth is bullshit. I saw those Laker pics and she looked high as a kite- is she having to do random drug tests? (Although knowing how Lindsey operates, she’s probably figured out a way to beat them.)
Ewewew! hehehe
I just saw on TMZ where it appears Michael Lohan has tried to get the rights to a really gross song about red rose petals as “His and Lindsay’s Song”. Creepy.
I’d rather have Witchay Woman, like Elaine.
Run, Thom, run! Before you are hypnotized into doing the Crackhustle! *Sound of Stevie Wonder in the background*
Whew! HUGE sigh of relief. Now I can out him back in his rightful place in the Spank Bank!
@Jane: It wouldn’t surprise me if Tom was still drinking. Yesterday I posted about how Nicolas Winding Refn, the director of Bronson, had reservations about casting Tom in it partly because of Tom’s drinking and Bronson was released in 2008, so these reports about Tom being sober since 2003 are BS.
Apparently x17 has an exclusive that they are more than friends. Doubt it’s true because Tom, in my head, has higher standards than that but LL is a virus that takes no prisoners and sometimes you really can’t fight a virus. Bitch needs to go in a hole and never come back.
Robbie’s Girl: “Can someone explain to me how this woman still has any money?”
id like to know, too! O.O
I didn’t believe this gossip when it was first reported. Thank god it really isn’t true.
I was never all that ‘crazy’ about Birkins to begin with. Then again, it takes more than a name brand for me to covet something >.<
Am I seeing this right? Does her Tshirt actually say “HI”? Is this some code to attract dealers and holders?
Oh lord, make this go away….far away! Hooking up? No way!
I really don’t see the allure of the Birkin. It is plain. And boring. If that bag cost $30 nobody would look at it twice. It’s only the “status” of the bag that people like. And liking something for status over style is just stupid imo.
Mshuffleupagus: When I look at Tom Hardy, I see a man who already has STDs. And I do not believe he is totally sober. He looks sweaty all the time! I see that he is good looking but I don’t get the allure of him either!
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Why soul not seen this position before? Rattling pleasant and informative.
A beam of light on the field at night the moon tries to outdo the sun but no one can catch the special bugs pillowing the glistening fields inside our eyes and so we clutch the special thing and hold the special thing and tell the world our special thing is bigger than South Africa, bigger than America, bigger than the distance between my secret location and your secret location and between us we shelter the magnitude of weather we cannot share with others.