Last night was the LA premiere of the fifth season of HBO’s Big Love. All of the stars were in attendance, including Chloe Sevigny, fresh from her Miami bikini-thon. As we saw from those Miami bikini photos, Chloe’s body is much better than many of us were expecting. But Chloe in all of her hipster fashion glory is quite another thing – the chick is a hot mess. Chloe wore Rodarte to last night’s premiere and… um, this is not a good look. It would be a difficult dress for someone like Halle Berry to pull off, but on Chloe… Jesus. Part of it is the way she’s posing for photos… and the lipstick. And her expression. I mean…she just doesn’t look right in the head, as we say in South.
I did love Ginnifer Goodwin’s pretty pink Valentino, though. She brought her fiancé Joey Kern too – so these are like the first photos of the couple since they announced their engagement. Like, a formal engagement photo shoot. They look really nice (although I still think he has serial killer eyes).
Here’s the cast photo. Not to be crude, but look at Bill Paxton’s crotch. Um… I did NOT know he was packin’.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
omg, SO TACKY. So is the back. Honey, did you even LOOK at what it’s doing to your sideboob/underarm area?? SO TACKY.
So does this mean Bill Paxton makes it to the dongfest of Hot Guy Friday?
OMG! i Love Chloe, but she looks awful!!!!
Bill is “packing” hahaha that is probably how he got three wives!
NOW I know why I’ve always loved Bill Paxton. And Chloe…no dear. Just. No.
Edit – @ brin – I said the SAME thing the other day. I think he looks a lot like Rupert Friend.
Where to begin?:
Ginnifer looks adorable. Her fiance kind of reminds me of Rupert Friend.
Almost missed Jeanne Triplehorn (is she mourning because it’s the last season of the show?)
Chloe looks terrible (especially those lips).
Bill is definitely packin. Big Love!
Wow does Chloe give off the Tranny vibe in these pictures or what?
Looks like someone trimmed Joey Kern’s eye brows with a weed-eater.
I’m more annoyed with Ginnifer’s puss-on
I love Ginnifer’s style. She always looks so cute and sophisticated at the same time.
If my lips looked like that I would never put red on them… yuck
The dress sucks unless on walking on a beach.. barefoot
Kaiser, love your comment about how southerners would say she just doesn’t look right in the head! Very funny!
But yeah, she dosn’t pull off the look. I don’t think she’s tall enough for that dress.
I don’t think the black belt works on the otherwise lovely Valentino.
Ugh, God… That dress is hideous. Not all cut-out designs are horrible, but this one sure as hell is.
Not only is it doing weird thing to her body lines & proportions… But she’s standing in a really odd position in the first pic. Took me a minute to figure out how it was anatomically possible.
Is it just me, or does she look like Chris Crocker’s (the “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!11!!!” guy) long lost twin?
Chloe’s face looks masculine. Actually, she looks like a tranny.
ugh whatever. that chick is a douchebag
What in tranny hell??
“Tacky” is too kind. This chick lost a fight with some drapes.
Chloe looks awful: tan + red lipstick + plus bizarre dress = not good.
Ginnifer has had better fashion moments. I prefer her with longer hair.
Chloe looks awful: tan + red lipstick + plus bizarre dress = not good.
Ginnifer has had better fashion moments. I prefer her with longer hair.
Detriotgirl, she DOES look like Chris Crocker! Nice call!
Ginnifer looks adorable. Chloe’s dress is not only ugly, but she needed to go up a size. Seriously, Hollywood women, there is no shame in going up a size. No one knows except you what number is on the tag, and it will be so much more flattering and comfortable to wear the correct size. Look to Chloe for a lesson: going up a size would have avoided the whole armpit/boob squishing thing that is going on, and would have prevented the fabric from cutting tightly across her stomach and giving the illusion that she has tummy rolls (which she doesn’t). Just go up a size! Trust.
I think Chloe looks effortlessly hip and chic. Pure darling. I think she is perfection in this look. Plus Chloe is really working the outfit and letting it showcase her stunning figure. You can tell she is having fun. I love it and her. Can’t wait for Big Love on Sunday.
@ DetRiotGirl – OMG…I will never see her the same way. Ever. Again. ROFL!
Chloe’s dress is like an Esther Williams nightmare.
Ginnifer’s fiance is the crackbaby of Natalie Portman & Christian Bale.
Also, yay for large dongs. They are awesome.
Isabel: She didn’t lose a fight with drapes, but my grandma is mighty ticked that Chloe did steal her drapes.LOL.
i would like those badass sandals, too please. already have mac lipstick in that shade though. 🙂
She always looks like a man to me. Maybe it’s the mustache…
The Sev’s shoes are to die. The rest of the look belongs in the garbage.
And I think she looks more like Johnny Weir than Chrissy Crocker. Johnny’s less attractive twin sister.
I have always loved Bill Paxton. Let’s see if Kaisers can hunt up some nekkid pics of him…
what is with this trend of wearing red with blue?
I can’t put my finger on it, but she really looks like a man in a dress to me. Maybe because the first picture highlights her eyebrow bone & makes her look like the caveman from the commercials?!?!
Yes, Chloe’s dress is ill-fitting but so are Paxton’s nut-huggers. My god, give the boys some room to breathe!
Everyone’s comments have caused me to hear the voice of ‘Ms Swan’ from Mad TV…
“She looka lika man!”
Seriously…she was born a man right?
In the group shot, where you have some sense of relative porportions, she looks great.
Chloe always does something a bit avante garde. Kudo’s for sticking with her own funky style.
I think Barb.. I mean Jeanne looks beautiful. She is so classy. And I like Chloe’s dress. And the red accents. It’s fun!
I always hate what Chloe’s wearing but I love her independence! HATE that lipstick color on her, hate the red shoes, weirdly like the dress, but in winter???? It looks very summery to me.
Rodarte looks great on the runway.
It looks crazy/sloppy in real life, even on celebrities on red carpets.
Natalie Portman ends up on a worst-dressed list every time she wears one of their frocks.
uh….HELL no!! Chloe is too young to go out like that–wow–all she nds is a pack of cigarettes and some jumbo rollers in her hair..WOW. she did not pull this one off.
she looks like an overdressed housewife that hasn’t been out in yrs (that chain smokes)
lord, that man looks anemic and spooky..
sure he’s a nice guy though.
Chloe has a guy’s face. With a crewcut and no makeup she could pass for a guy, neck up.
Chloe really, really reminds me of the character “Nell” from Little House on the Prarie.
Her hair looks like early-to-mid 90’s Gérard Depardieu.
I SO OFFENDED BY HER FUG. SERIOUSLY.
OMG! Why can’t this girl get her hair right? My grandma’s hair is more on trend/in-style than Chloe’s!! I mean for YEARS her hair has sucked. UGH! Dress: Horrible Shoes: Fantastic
…and for a minute there I thought, ‘hey, its great to see Snagglepus getting work again!’
Then I realized it was just Chloe So-heinous.
fug.
All Chloe needs now is a basket of fruit on her head.
And WTF is going on with the BACK of that dress? Looks like she came out of the ladies room with her skirt caught up in her pantyhose.
Going with the tranny vibe also.
This one has a face for radio.
Good heavens, I’m just trying to figure out why she is thrusting her pelvis at us like that.
she always dresses ridiculously
Ohmigod, that dress! It’s AWFUL. Actually, maybe if they switched dresses? Nope, they both suck. And I’m not sure what to think of her shoes. I like that they’re different and colorful/printed, but I also think they look cheap and uncomfortable. If I didn’t know any better, I’d have sworn this picture was taken in the 70’s.
That second picture of Chloe looks like LeAnn Rimes and that is NOT a good thing…
It’s a new year, and I have vowed to try to focus on the positive side of every situation, so here is my upbeat comment:
Chloe’s legs look very toned and attractive–not mannish at all– in the full body photos!
😉
Nope. Doesn’t do it for me. Love the shoes, though. The shoes themselves, not the shoes with the dress, which… no.
What an ugly, ugly woman. My god!!
Sevigny always looks like she’s a dude in drag. Why is Jeanne Triplehorn dressed like that? She’s beautiful, why is she hiding?
GG looks awesome.
Makes her look like she has a belly. The dress looks so cheap and shapeless.
Why did she feel the need to stand out in this particular dress and pattern? Weird.
The dress looks like something that would spin out of the mind of someone who just graduated from design school and decided to throw every trick they ever learned into that one piece.
It’s a halter dress, with a collar, with a peplum, with a cutout, with a flap from the cutout, with a slit up the front, with a major slit up the back, with a draped bodice in the back AND… it appears to be cut from chintz.
Yeah. It’s spectacular. No question.
Oh, and Ms. Goodwin looks stunning.
Red-orange lipstick bad!
@Bored (#34)- Chloe always does something a bit avante garde. Kudo’s for sticking with her own funky style.
I agree that it’s good to have an independent style, & not look cookie cutter… But you can do that while still making it flattering to your body.