The tabloids are still trying to make this Sandra Bullock-Scarlett Johansson-Ryan Reynolds thing into some huge scandal. I’m not buying it… but some of you must be, or else these stories wouldn’t keep happening. Here’s how I think the whole thing went down. Scarlett was the one to “dump” Ryan, because she was so young, and suddenly it hit her that she could be sleeping with many more dudes who weren’t so friggin’ gerbil-faced, etc. Maybe she was even cheating on Ryan, I don’t know. So Scarlett dumps Ryan and Ryan throws a little fit in the press, having his people whine about how immature Scarlett is, etc. Then he took his whiny baby act to Sandra Bullock, and she was like “Eh, why not? A rebound fling might be fun.” Meanwhile, Scarlett is on some alcohol-soaked orgy involving Justin Timberlake, Kevin Connolly and God knows who else. Scar is all “Ryan who now?” But whatever, that’s just my take. The Enquirer’s source feels differently. They’re trying to play it like Scar is going to bitch-fight with Sandra, because Saint Bullock is such a hussy.

“You’re a man-hungry tramp!” SCARLETT JOHANSSON exploded in rage when her pal SANDRA BULLOCK betrayed her by cozying up to estranged hubby RYAN REYNOLDS — before the ink on their divorce papers was even dry.

The blonde beauty, 26, wanted her bitter words to get back to Sandra “because she still has intense feelings for Ryan and feels Sandra isn’t respecting that at all,” revealed a friend.

Scarlett is having second thoughts about her recent split and has been holding out hope of reconciliation – -but now Sandy has captured Ryan’s attention and has even gone out on the town with him.

“Sandra may be known as ‘America’s Sweetheart,’ but she’s NO sweetheart to Scarlett,” declared the friend. “She feels Sandra is torpedoing any chances at a possible reconciliation – by jumping right in with him! It hurts her terribly that while she’s wrestling with these huge issues about ending her marriage, Sandra doesn’t appear to have any regard for her. She thought they were friends and that Sandra would keep a respectful distance, particularly after what she went through in her own messy breakup with Jesse James.”

“Scarlett is hearing how much Ryan loves helping Sandra with her adopted baby Louis. Now she feels there’s little chance to win him back.”

[From The National Enquirer, print and online edition]

Yeah, I just don’t think Scarlett cares. Does she seem like she cares? Nope. Maybe she’ll play around with this image a little bit for some sympathy, but I don’t really see any public pity parties in her future. It’s just not her style.

Here are a couple of Scarlett’s new ads for Moet. Does this look like a girl who is trying to slam Sandra Bullock as a tramp? Not so much.

Photos courtesy of Fame.