Denise Richards and Richie Sambora in Hawaii on 1/31/07. Credit: Reale/Bauergriffinonline.com
What do you do when your reality show tanks because everyone hates you? If you’re Denise Richards, you try to hook up with the one person on the planet who doesn’t think you’re a psychotic fame whore. Sources say Richards is desperate to get back together with her ex-boyfriend Richie Sambora- but the guitarist is definitely not interested.
“It’s Complicated” – but worse, it’s tanking!
DENISE RICHARDS’ highly touted E! reality TV show is (1) biting it ratings-wise; (2) ex-hubby CHARLIE SHEEN’s kicking her butt divorce court-wise; and (3) romance-wise, she’s gone crawling on her belly like a snake – desperately trying to worm her way back into ex-flame RICHIE SAMBORA’s life!
Now don’t drop dead from surprise, but the booze-challenged rocker won’t even take her calls.
Insiders say Denise started phoning and texting Richie nonstop, begging him to rekindle their romance, and he talked to her patiently at first – telling her he’s just not interested, and has a new relationship cooking.
Denise, refusing to take “NO!” for an answer, told pals she’s furious at Richie – yet won’t stop phone/text-stalking!
In the numerous, insane interviews Denise has given over the last few months to promote her show, she has repeatedly said that she still cares about Sambora and that he is a great guy. I guess she was trying to grease the skids with him, hoping he’d want to get back together with her. But when Sambora entered rehab to quit booze, it looks like he quit his Denise addiction, too. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Richie’s habit flared up after being involved with this harpie- I can’t watch five seconds of her show without needing a stiff drink.
MSat, spot on with your write up.
She seems to have a stalker quality to her, very needy and manipulative.
Run Richie, Run 😯
TBF; She does look good in those photos, from the neck down.
Why is it men can look like the men in these pictures but the women have to look like her?
Seriously!!
Just look at those blokes bodies but if you want those slobs to look at you, you have to put in the work (including going hungry) to look like her
It’s like perpetually having to live up to the catholic feminine ideal of virgin motherhood – set up for women to be always inferior !!
sorry for rambling post – it makes me soooo angry
Ouch! He looks like a lobster in these pix. 😯
I completely agree with MSat on this, “I can’t watch five seconds of her show without needing a stiff drink.”
I feel your pain. 😆
Her show did have that “I can’t seem to tear my eyes away from the horror of it all” quality to it. So, I’ll miss that a little bit.
Do you notice the orange on her stomach? I always find it funny when people ‘color’ their stomach to hide flaws and accentuate a shape that isn’t really there. It just draws more attention, especially when the shade she used is different from the rest of her tan. =/
That guy in the background with the beer bottle is sooo awesome.
Get back, AP, the beer drinker is MINE!
Richie is really – pink – isn’t he?
lol AP, just thinking that. Like some beer-drinkin’ Sea God. Him and the half-baked lobster to his right. How much hotness can one pic contain?
I love the dude in the background of the first pic!! He’s like.. “Hey, what??”
@ Daisy 424
She has nice hair too! You just have to put your thumb in front of her face.
I notice beer guy too. I wonder if he purposely “that guy-ed” it
I don’t get how someone this crazy and self involved can be allowed to keep her kids. I feel like the only leverage she had was that Charlie Sheen was a whole bag of crazy, but now he’s seeming to get himself together, and she is no longer the lesser of two evils.
Maybe Charlie was actually taking those drugs and drinking like she claims, but if I were his attorney I’d point at Sambora as proof that she drives people to self medicate.
Syko, you can keep Beer Guy but I’m having his shades. Super cool.
Just think, if she can get Richie back, she can keep that gravy train just a-rollin’.
she seems like a needy lunatic but she has gorgeous hair. bitch!
I think that beer bottle holder is my sister’s ex-husband who ran out on her 20 years ago. Lucky for her.:D
“Denise Richards trying to get Richie Sambora back”
Well, of course. Wouldn’t you?
Msat you are spot on!! Denise Richards is all kinds of crazy!! Her reailty show was the worse thing she ever did. It brought the crazyness into everyone’s homes!! Totally hope she falls off the radar sometime soon or looses her kids!!
She’s probably only doing it to try to boost the ratings on her show..imagine if she could record a phone call with him and sell it. Sad. She’s desperate.
she does have nice hair….other than that this girl is a nut. I feel very sorry for her kids. I am guessing her dad is the reason the kids ended up with her.
I think a wild dog would be a better mother.
Of course, denise needs a meal ticket. I ‘ll bet she doesn’t give up. Run Richie run! lol
I remember these pics. There’s one in the series where she’s snorting coke out of a vial. She’s a classy, classy lady.
Oh please people. She’s a nice looking girl w/a pretty face. Yes, she is a crazy narcissist but she has a nice face.
I can’t believe this guy was married to Heather Locklear!!
Then “stolen” by Denise Richards. And (now, supposedly) wanted back???
WHY???
Obviously he must have a great sense of humor.
Really? Him?
What did Heather see in him for so long?? At least she is dating a real nice looking decent guy now. Maybe Denise can march on over to Dina Lohan’s show and be her co-host or something. How boring would that be? I will always be TEAM CHARLIE!!! Denise has always seemed needy and always wanting something she could not have. She is sad and pitiful.
I agree, Victoria. I will take Jack Wagner over this bloated lobster any day.
To answer the OP’s question about the female ideal — simply put, we aren’t that shallow. We can love a man and find him sexy despite his flaws. Men, however, keep Hooters in business.
Oh, and I also regret all the times I used to defend this nutjob. I read her restraining order against Charlie and believed every word. Now… well, I only believe it’s half true. He’s still a creep, too. Kids don’t have a chance in hell.
The problem is not that all men require (or desire) women who look like her. The problem is that women do not look in the right places for the decent men. Most men would drop a high-maintenance goddess for a sweet-tempered girl with a pleasant face and a willingness to treat him well and behave as though she were interested in his feelings and desires. In a MOMENT.
If you’re looking to land a narcissist with a fat wallet from a famous band in a materialistic, image-driven industry…with impulse control problems, an ego the size of Greenland, and did I mention the fat wallet? Well…then, yeah, you better get yourself a trainer and a personal chef and whip yourself into something resembling Barbie.
If all you want is a nice, dependable man, though, all you have to do is choose carefully and take care of yourself to a reasonable degree.
Run Ritcie..she will call you a child molestor adn take you to court for the rest of your life..and I bet that is why he is NOT having anything to do with her.He has seen what she is and what she does, he needs to get on a plane and get outta town.
But – wait, you guys, weren’t we only just reading here a week or so ago that Sambora was calling Heather Locklear every single day whilst she was in her relaxing rehab, remember? So, that’s gotta be at least one good reason why Denise “Batsh*t-insane” Richards is pestering him by phone now, she’s nuts with needy jealousy. That bitch should never have hooked up with her then BFF’s ex in the first place. What kind of low, low, low low LOW woman does that to her best f**king FRIEND? Unforgiveable, that.
I bet Denise and Heather are a pair of baying, bleating bitches – me, me, me, blah de blah. They both look quite good, but then someone somewhere is having to put up with their shit.
I just have to say…from this pic of Richie. He looks like Alec Baldwin. As we age we cannot keep hitting the bottle because the telltale signs of alcoholism show up in the bloat a/40. Just saying.
vile woman
I find it quite amusing that the writer of this dreadful article is trying to portray this aging rocker as a Casanova. This beautiful woman is chasing after this fat, unappealing man…after he consistently told her he was not interested. This article is a bigger joke than the porn movies who star beautiful women who lust after men with small d&cks! LMAO! Remember to wake me up the day when pigs fly!
Don’t believe everything you read! I am not buying this story.