Hot Guy Bulgari: Gerard Butler, Jason Lewis & more at charity event

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Perhaps you can take this as a little appetizer to Hot Guy Friday, which we’ll be publishing in an hour or two. These are photos of all of the dudes at that Bugari-sponsored event for Artists for Peace and Justice – for the girls’ fashion shots, go here. This one is just about the dudes. Dudes like my beloved Gerard Butler, who seems to attempting to seduce the camera with his beautiful cauliflower head. His eyes say it all: “Scottish dong is best.”

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Speaking of Scottish dongs, Kevin McKidd! Scottish AND a ginger. He’s so erotic!

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Jason Lewis looks nice. I prefer him clean-cut, but I wouldn’t kick this out of bed.

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I always feel slightly ashamed for liking Josh Brolin and for being so attracted to him. I know he’s probably a massive douche in real life, but he’s a great actor, and he’s got the cocky-smug-handsome vibe that is my Kryptonite.

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Jon Tenney from The Closer! I love him. Fun fact: he was married to Teri Hatcher. They have a daughter together. As much as I love him, his suit is all kinds of wrong, though.

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Ricky Martin looks okay. He should try to reintroduce himself to his razor, though.

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I can smell Adrian Brody’s douche from here. Is that the face of a man who is boning Jennifer Aniston? You decide. Also: I’m going to say something that will change the way you look at Adrian Brody forever: Ralph Macchio.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. brin says:

    Yowser…that’s putting the bulge in Bulgari!

  2. Riley says:

    Oh my, Gerard’s suit is just a wee too tight (in all the right places).

  3. nnn says:

    Jason Lewis at breakfast and Josh Brolin at dinner.

    That’s it for me !

  4. Melissa says:

    Has Josh Brolin had work done? Looks like it, and it doesn’t look good.

  5. Praise St. Angie! says:

    yowza…nice bulge on The Butler! guess he’s taking a hint from The Hamm and went commando!

  6. gloaming says:

    Hahaaa! @ Ralph Macchio.

    So true!

  7. padiddle says:

    yay, Kevin McKidd!

  8. Hautie says:

    I still love Jason Lewis. And he knew I would be looking… so he shaved his neck for me. 🙂 I bet he smells good too.

    If only Gerry would shave that neck! I like facial hair but hate shaggy neck hair.

    It is okay to have shame for loving Josh. He is that bad boy who makes those midnight calls to come over… that you should ignore. But yet somehow you still open the door for.

  9. emine says:

    i have nothing to say but I AM WAITING FOR HGF

  10. Danielle says:

    Phew! I’m glad I’m not the only one mesmerized by the bulge. My eyes were instantly drawn there as if by some powerful dong magnet. I’m not ashamed to say this picture has given me a happy. lol

  11. jen34 says:

    I’m finally getting Gerard Butler. No offense, but he looked like a bloated drunk for so long that I found nothing attractive about him. Lately though, he’s looking great.

  12. RHONYC says:

    OMG! YOU READ MY (this morning’s wet dream btw) MIND ON GERARD BUTLER, KAISER!!!

    we must be psychically linked somehow, no kidding!

    in my dream he was awesome by the way. 😉

    in fact…i’d like to order the 1st 3 for my next m.w.d. Kevin McKidd WAS SO LUSTY in hbo’s Rome…i so wanted under that roman soldier skirt. and Jason Lewis had my at ‘Absolute Hunk’ 😈

    delish! 🙂

  13. Sophie says:

    ah! I LOVE Kevin McKidd! and Jason Lewis looks really hot. and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Gerard Butler actually looks kinda hot there.

  14. Solveig says:

    I don’t get the fascination with Brolin, he is so gross and dirty, not in a sexy way.
    But Adrien Brody is… aehm, beautiful…?

  15. I Choose Me says:

    @Kaiser. Is it wrong that I was attracted to Josh Brolin in True Grit even though his character was so dirty, stupid and mean? I think he’s such a good actor who’s good at inhabiting a role. Tell me I’m not sick.

    Oh and Kevin McKidd – Rowrr!

  16. I Choose Me says:

    Ralph Macchio? *scratches head* explain please?

  17. Chickie Baby says:

    Oh, Butler and McKidd for breakfast! Thank you, THANK YOU!

    Get your point about Josh Brolin, but his DAD was always the one I liked. My first crush when I was 4-years-old was James Brolin. (Yeah, seriously.)

    And I’m with I Choose Me–don’t get the Ralph Macchio connection.

  18. citysuede says:

    oh, good….everyone else noticed Gerry’s dong too…..does he go commando under his kilt? Oh, to see him in a kilt….

  19. sapphire says:

    Scottish dong on toast. And it’s all your fault I now need a moment about Lewis.

  20. orion70 says:

    Gerry is looking fiiiinnnnnne here. I think I need a moment alone.

    That girl with Jon Tenney is..um… unusual looking.

  21. the original bellaluna says:

    A-h-h-h-h, Gerard, Jason, and Jon. Love to look at them, and I wouldn’t kick any of those 3 out of MY bed!

  22. guesty says:

    U know….somehow today’s appetizer was as delish as the main course!

  23. Mshuffleupagus says:

    I met Josh Brolin and we talked for a bit once. He’s just arrogant enough to still be hot. Plus he was wearing the world’s fittest red t-shirt, so he could’ve been talking about strangling baby Pandas and I still would’ve been entranced.

    And Jason Lewis with a beard looks like a gay Pirate. Nothin wrong with that.

  24. Shy says:

    Oh Gerard Butler… How mighty have fallen.

    I first saw him on Phantom of the Opera. And liked that movie and him so much. And was so happy with success of 300…. And then his hotness slowly and painfully began dying. It was like 6 years since he filmed 300. I caught it recently on TV. And it was just sad to see hot Gerard and then remember how awful he aged. Everything is awful. The hair, the beard…

  25. chicie says:

    Kaiser Gerry soooooooooooooooooooooooo fabulously fiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnne. Phewwwww *stay calm my flutering little heart*

  26. paisleydog says:

    Does anyone else see a young Clint Eastwood in Jason Lewis? See it every time!

  27. Lia says:

    So Gerry is a rightie, eh? The photog couldn’t have captured him at a better angle….. Yow.