Say whatever you want about Tom Cruise. Say whatever about Katie Holmes. But there is no denying that Suri Cruise is pretty much the cutest celebrity kid ever. At least according to me. The family was out and about in Manhattan today after Tom picked Katie up from rehearsals for her upcoming play, All My Sons. Suri looked adorable with her blue eyes and bright red dress.
Suri is definitely the boss in the family, at least according to E! If what they say is true, she’s going to be an absolute torment in a few years.
Tommy and Suri’s mommy both, “often defer to what Suri wants and chooses,” the Awful Truth has exclusively learned.
“If Suri doesn’t like Katie’s shoes, she’ll take them off,” blabbed a babe who hangs right alongside the Beverly Hills brood belonging to Tom and wife-unit, Katie Holmes. “Tom, too. He does whatever Suri wants. He defers to her on everything.”
[From E!]
Some of these pictures have people swearing up and down that Katie really is pregnant again. Her fashion sense has definitely been unusual lately. Could that be a sign of pregnancy? Morning sickness, feeling emotional, and the need to wear your husband’s clothing bunched up in funny ways?
Here are Tom, Katie, and Suri today in New York City. Photographer: Anthony Dixon. Images thanks to WENN.
I see only a very little bit of Katie in Suri. I see no Tom. At moments I am like, ‘yeah! Suri is certainly Katie’s baby’. Then I just don’t see it at all.
I know I’m not alone in this but she is certainly precious.
Team Shiloh!
Suri is cute, no denying. But there is something cold about her eyes particularly when she is not smiling that I find . . . . odd. And offputting.
Aw, but SeVen, this is Suri’s little thread!
Suri Cruise is not, CANnot be the age she’s being passed off as. She’s at least three years old, isn’t she?
If she’s a wildly undisciplined little girl, it’s because the whack-job $cientologists believe the babies are born as little adults, or something, and that there oughtn’t be any interference in what they want to do. No guidance or discipline, NONE. This will not bode well for Suri’s mental development, not at all.
Neo, if you spent your days sucking barley water and learning about thetans youd be cranky too
She’s got Damien eyes. Actually the top picture is the first I’ve I’ve seen of her that I recognized any of Katie Holmes at all, but there’s really none of him.
And yeah, she looks much older than she’s supposed to be.
Brats are created not born so they created this monster tht rules the roost. I think the incubator is with robot as she keep wearing accesories that take the eye away from her belly.
Without a doubt, she’s one of the cutest celebrity kids I’ve ever seen. Letting her rule the roost isn’t too smart, but then again, nothing Tom or Katie have done in the last few years could be categorized as brilliant.
Side note – despite my distaste for his particular brand of wacky, Tom looks pretty good in these pics.
That new Star cover with “Shiloh vs. Suri” has them pitted in a side-by-side comparison. Even though they’re months apart (I think), I would easily assume Suri is 3 or even 4. I agree about the Damien eyes, Neeylo and with NeoCleo about her stare being cold and/or odd. Perhaps Rosemary’s Baby for the Scientologists if she’s really made from L.Ron sperm.
@ SeVen, LOL! This was great – ” Neo, if you spent your days sucking barley water and learning about thetans youd be cranky too ” 😆 I know, right?? Poor thing’s doomed out the starting gate.
All joking aside, I really think it’s incredibly mean of any of us to start comparing this wee little girl to Satan’s spawn or the Antichrist, I mean – it’s painful to read such cruel things said about only a very little girl. Even if – O.K. I won’t even go there.
She’s a cutie-pie, but she’s surrounded by insane people, so what do you expect her eyes to reflect? She’s a tiny sponge, soaking up all the lunacy that she’s forced to grow up amongst. And she probably senses every bit the sad and forlorn and robotic-vibe from her mother, how do you think that’s gonna affect a baby? Badly, I think. Poor Suri. 😥
sorry, call me mean if you must, but i think that the kid is not cute at all, she looks evil…..and if the rumors of her dominating ways are true, then that adds fuel to the fire……only a matter of time before the nanny jumps out the window with a noose around her neck: “Suri, this is all for you!!!”
I hate to prefer any celeb baby simply because one looks “cuter” than the other.
But seeing Suri stare in to my soul in that fifth thumbnail makes me feel uncomfortable. She’s cute and trendy, sure, but just seems preternaturally intense for a two-year-old (is that right?).
She is a really pretty little girl, no doubt. She looks like the china doll that sits on the “do not touch” shelf while the kids haul around their BFF ratty teddy bear.
Poor thing, I really hope they let her climb a tree or make mud pies at least once a year
I think she is a little Katie mini-me. Can’t get over the incredible resemblence. It’s also in very poor taste to be comparing the physical attributes of 2 little girls. I’d say “Only in America”, but sadly it’s the same the world over. It sucks to be valued only for how you look.
I’m usually not one to be a conspiracy theory believer but think about it …
Tom and Nic married for what.. 10 years? no baby.. Nicole married to another man = Baby… Yes, Katie was pregnant too, but as many of us believe it was by someone else / used a pillow. Suri looks older then shes made to be, doesnt resemble her parents in the least. So its possible that Kat(i)e’s womb is for rent.
Having said that – I’d give both my legs and my left arm for a Nicole Kidman tell all about Tommy Girl.
Suri is beautiful!
As for her emotionless eyes–I think she senses her mom is not a happy person (hence Katie’s dead eyes) and it affects her.
As for her being older–my daughter is 2 1/2, and could pass for a 3 or 4 yrs old. She is very tall and speaks very well for her age. You can tell she is younger only when you watch her play with older kids. Suri might just be a bigger looking kid–it happens.
ps–she doesn’t look like Tom to me.
I think she’s adorable…and at least 3 years old!
The pre-Tom Katie was so sweet and bubbly in interviews – I bet she would have been a really fun mom back then. I hope that side of her still comes out when she’s alone with her family, and Cold Kate is just a mask she puts on in public to appease the Scientologists. I hope.
she is so cute.
ok. She is cute, but trendy? I like kids in Baby Gap cute jeans and tshirts and sweaters. The sunday school dresses every single day of her life are just… odd. Every day looks like Easter or something. It’s just strange. Let the kid get dirty and let her wear some cute little tennis shoes. Geez. And, she really is cute, and I think the facial expression definately mimics Katie, she just has a blank stare so much of the time.
once upon a time, someone looked at Jeffrey Dahlmer and thought he was cute.
She is cute as hell but I would like to see her in something otherthan her dresses – this kid seriously has never worn pants….is that a religious thing? If they give into her every whim can you imagine how put out this spoilt princess will be if there is another baby on the scene stealing her thunder?
Agreed. Shi & Zee may be photographed with their mouths open alot, but ALL little kids do that. Except the China Doll…
Laughing my ass off at what Tammy said.. wearing these dresses everyday like it’s Easter is odd. And Pebbles, YES! Next thing Suri will do is grab her cousin’s hand in the woods and lower her voice and say “will you join me?” God that movie was freaky (the original not laughable remake).
A kid who gets her way all the time and wear couture before she can feed herself? Recipe for disaster.
Anyone else think that Suri gets such deference from them because some people are saying Suri is seen as being Scientology’s version of the Second Coming. There were some rumors she was conceived from L Ron’s frozen sperm but that’s a stretch. I think Tom and Katie think Suri has some special significance in their religion though… ugh.
Suri’s clothes are very formal — but I remember my sister dressed my niece in a similar way. They spent a lot of time in Europe at that time and had a little too much money, and my niece ALWAYS looked like a little portrait from the 1900s! All bon point and jacadi all the time. I chalked this up to her being the first child and being a girl and what my sister liked. By the time my nephew came along, my sister was bragging about how she mopped up his vomit with his t-shirt when stuck in traffic with no wipes . . . and her kids were dressed like children. I guess I am comparing Katy to – ack! – my own sister!
i feel for this kid
i can’t imagine spending weeks in a hotel room and airplanes all the time.
it just seems so boring for her age.
when does she get to play with other kids? or run around when she is being shlepped from city to city?
yeah she’s rich and can have anything but she won’t enjoy that till she’s older.
yeah, katie and tom are enjoying watching her but suri’s pissed bc she is bored out of her mind.
Suri is adorable, but I think the reason she looks so sullen is the paparazzi’s in her face 24/7… the flashing bulbs.. they scream her name to look at them, and when she does not respond, they scream at Katie. No wonder the child hides her face. There is nothing wrong with her, except the fact that she is scared of the camermen and all of the people that follow her parents. That is a big adjustment for a little one on the road alot. Even the Jolie-Pitt kids have a hard time Brad says.
From what I understand, its the scientology belief that all children are born with the knowledge and wisdom of past lives, and therefor are born knowing right from wrong. In that spirit, they feel it is traumatizing to the soul to actually tell a child no. She gets what she wants when she wants, if she points to something in a store, no mattter what it is or how expensive, she gets it.
She is adorable now, but she’s going to be a monster. She’s going to make those My Super Sweet 16 brats look like angels.
Apparently you can only be a scientologist if you’re rich, cuz not even in my dreams could I afford to buy my kids their every whim!
I think it all boils down to, try and buy their affection cuz their too dim witted to earn it!
Whole darn family is creepy. 😈
my kids know right from wrong and most certainly are well behaved, but i have to say that i most certainly indulged them at that age. i thought it most cute when my oldest girl told me what shoes i should wear or if she didnt like something i was wearing. more often than not I would change so long as it didnt interfere with our plans.
I think its just one more thing for the paps to be writing about quite honestly.
and no, i dont think TC is normal and I dislike $cientology and all that jazz but guys, really, leave the kids alone.
Team Zahara!!!!!
PS – Tom is still a tool.
You know, Tom’s just a pawn, and he’s literally owned and operated by David Miscarriage or whateverthefckk that weirdo’s name is. Tom Cruise is a hardcore cult victim, but I don’t feel an ounce of “aww, that’s sad” about the motherfkker because he’s dragged Katie Holmes into it and is now imposing his wicked cult upon his very own flesh and blood, not to mention what he’s already done to Isabella and Connor.
So, to hell with Tom Cruise, I loathe him for his weakness and his pathetic self-imposed insanity. But the cult that owns him? Words cannot suffice to express the hatred and disdain and absolute fury I harbour against that organisation, and ALL cults who do things like this to human beings. 👿 👿 :x:
I definately agree that it’s terrible to say ugly things about a small child. A child I seriously doubt anyone writing here has met or spent time with. Judging not only her present but her future character based on a few pictures? Really unfair and unkind, no matter how you feel about her parents or Scientology.
Also, I think this whole “Suri rules the house”-thing is being blown out of proportion. Changing your shoes because your cute little girl wants you to is something a lot of mothers would do out of amusement, and is the only concrete example of how they “defer to her”.
Remember, Tom has two other kids, so it’s not as if he has no parenting experience. His older children seem nice and normal (or, at least I have not heard or read that they aren’t). Why would anyone expect Suri to turn into a “monster”? Remember, he talks more about Scientology now, but it was always a part of his life, including when he was raising his kids with Nicole Kidman.
now.. i don’t want to sound like a conspiracy theorist..but that kid looks a lot older than two years old
not nice to say, but she’s losing her cute little baby face
Don’t even trip, JuicyJay, pretty much 90% of us have been on to the age-discrepancy-looking Suri since the Day One that the Cruises gave us. Yeah, Suri’s not an infant, she’s like probably about 8-10 months older than Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, for example. I’ve been around enough babies & toddlers in my life to not be able to have the “fooled-ya wool” to be dragged all over my eyes by lying liars who lie. For real!
The Cruises have Suri’s birthday listed as April 24, 2006. That makes Suri two and a half years old to date. Does she look 2 1/2 to you guys? ‘Cause to me, she looks more like almost 4. I mean, I don’t care HOW tall/big Suri is for “her age,” ain’t no way that child is less than three years old. NO way.
2 1/2? Really? Wow. Honestly, at first glance, she looks alot like my friend’s daughter who just turn 5.
But I don’t know much about little toddlies…
That’s what I’m SAYin’, Bodhi! Only 2 1/2! She’s not tha age, come on now, really, how can she be under three? Everybody goes on in these threads about how her eyes look, and I’ll say, the eyes (and body) age with the spirit; one will seldom if EVer see a two and a half-year-old sporting the eyes, stature, mannerisms and physical expressions of a four year old.
Suri reminds me of a four year old I loved and nannied a long time ago, a beautiful brunette child who looked much like Suri, I began caring for her when she was three and a half and Suri looks like she did then. Three, going on four. Certainly not two and a half.
I think she is a beautiful little girl and usually pretty happy and seems to have a caring mother who takes care of her.
I do agree she looks older than 2 but so does Shiloh, who seems at least 2.5 (and Suri is probably 3+).
I guess lying about the birth of your baby is the new thing for unwed mothers in Hollywood.
Both Katie and Agelina probably had reasons to hide the fact that they had given birth earlier
(plus they both seem pretty obsessed with losing weight- so I guess it also gives them more time to get thin before they are seen by the media as new mothers…).
I think Katie is like many other gold-digger wives who married for (more) fame and fortune and doesn’t love her husband, but she does seem to be a devoted mother that makes sure her child has stability and plenty of time spent with her.
Hmm, the heels on Tom’s shoes don’t seem that high. Then again Katie’s wearing uber-flats. 😛
@ DLR, yeah she’s been following the Amy Winehouse school of trendsetting these last few months, it seems. Disposable balerina flats, rolled-up man jeans, baggy Lindsay-esque cotton knit tops, jesus. And Katie was such an Armani clotheshorse there for a while.
I don’t think she’s preggers, either. I think she’s depressed and brain-exhausted from over three years of tireless cult programming and being denied access to her own parents/former friends/religion/life. The woman is deeply fukking depressed. Who wouldn’t be? Seriously??
Ethan, I’m not sure how to respond to what you said. I get a strangely – a strangely hateful vibe from you, which I can’t quite put my finger on right this minute but I’m sure it’ll come to me in some epiphanic mental light-burst of “a-HA!!” tomorrow, if I remember to come back to this thread by then. Seriously, no offense Ethan, but something with what you’ve said just sits funky on my monkey, if you get my drift. 😕
Ok, I have a three year old, who will be four in January and Suri is not that old. Holy conspiracy theory. Get off the subject already. She looks like a normal little girl who has a lot of hair, along with a haircut that makes her look older. She doesn’t have that long, fine hair that most Caucasian toddlers have.
Seriously, you guys, cut it out.
No, seriously, CC, don’t tell us to cut it out. This child does not look like a two and a half year old baby, not at all, and this is my opinion – which I am in every way entitled to share here, as are you entitled to share YOUR opinion, but don’t try to sit there and dictate to everyone who doesn’t agree with your perspective and shout at us all to “cut it out.” YOU cut it out.
I’m stunned at her being 2 1/2 years old!! Until I saw the birthdate, and because I don’t pay too much attention to celeb toddlers, I’d have guessed at least 3 1/2. Being tall for her age is one thing, but this is a little girl, as opposed to a toddler which is what a 2 1/2 year old is.
Never bought into the conspiracy stuff at the time but this child is most definitely older than 2 1/2.
I know, right? It threw me for a loop, too, when I googled her age prior to composing one of those above comments. I wanted to know exactly how old Suri was, anyway, so – by the Power of the Internet, I quickly googled et voila! the information was there. I really was taken aback to read that she’s being passed off to the general public as being only 2 1/2, born April of 2006, and why? For what? Why would the Cruises do this? So mysterious! 😉 indeed…
Seriously. This makes her one month older than Shiloh?! (damn, reluctant to bring Shiloh into it but can’t think of another comparable child of that age!) A 2 1/2 year old still has that baby pudginess and still looks like – is! – a baby. One month difference in age?? 😯
That’s what I’m SAYin’. It’s completely implausible. Ain’t no way those two girls are the same exact age. Suri’s the older girl. By, like, at least, at LEAST eight months. Remember all the pillow-tummy rumours which floated around when Katie was growing Suri in her womb, and how mysteriously Katie dropped out of the spotlight for a while and *poof!* suddenly we got gossip-news that Suri’d been born, the silent birth and all that? But $cientology and its masters and number one slaves are extremely well-adept at creating fabulous cover-stories and fabricating perfect media fronts to distract/appease the public with temporary info, this is what they do.
I don’t think Suri is Chris Klein’s daughter, but at the same time, I don’t think Tom made Suri with his wife the natural way, if you catch my drift. And i don’t even believe Tom Cruise is a homosexual, he never did set off my gaydar, but we all know he’s infertile. So, who – how did Suri get conceived, and why did they cover up her birthdate, and how come they continue with the subterfuge? It’s all so, so damn strange and creepy. No wonder Katie Holmes has forlorn, half-dead eyes.
wasnt Brooke Shield’s baby born the same day? Someone find a picture of her to compare…..
Oh, and P.S…. I think Katie is pregnant. She looks pregnant, unless she has just put on some weight and is covering it with the strange new wardrobe, but people that tall don’t usually get a tummy when they gain weight until it is pretty signifigant.
I don’t know, Tammy, I think maybe she’s just depressed and in some kinda “character” mode for this Broadway play she’s been working on. I’m not – I don’t get the sense she’s preggers, for some reason. Depressed? Oh, yeah. With child? Not so much. But, I could, of course, be wrong…
So Tom Cruise adopted children of colors, and has a cute bio-child before Brangelina, uh?
Interesting.
PS I know this is a hard-core Brangelina site.
she looks like a baby to me too. my kids are still young and i have one about 3 and a half and no way does Suri look like she’s 3½. She looks older for her age, but comparing her to my little one? no way.
I think its the haircut and the clothes.
I have a 2.5 year old and she looks about the same age as this little girl. Personally, I love the red dress. I also think she doesn’t smile because of the cameras. Who wants them stuck in your face? I’m sure it makes mom tense up when the cameras are on her girl and she feels that, so she tenses up, too.
But she’s definitely not 5. Those who think she’s older than three obviously aren’t around kids that often.
I agree that Suri does look older that her years.
It is her thick hair and cut that makes her look more mature. And with her ‘get back stare’ she looks stern most of the time. I rarely see a photo of her smiling, the paps must scare her.
My youngest son was born with a full head of dark hair like Suri. He always looked older than kids his age.
Shiloh has finer blonde hair, not as coarse as Suri’s, makes her look younger.
I do enjoy seeing little girls in dresses, agree with Tammy, she is dressed a bit formal. But, kids grow out of their clothes so fast, if she didn’t wear her designer duds, they would sit in her closet and Suri would outgrow them.
I wonder, are the pants that Tom has on the same pants that Kate has been using, they sure look like them. Suri is a beautiful little girl, but she hardly ever smiles. To me Violet is the most happiest celebrity child there is, she is always smiling.
Suri is an adorable baby. Yall are just jealous that your kids are not cute like her. I always dressed my daughter in dresses all of the time. By the way Suri looks like both of her parents.
yes: she is absolutely adorable.
Thanks Snowblood for making me laugh and spit my coffee. You need to work for E!
Suri is very adorable. I think she is the cutest kid I have seen. Right now she is very aware of the paparazzi and they are too many so she cannot grin like Violet.
That picture where she is entering a car shows that she is going to be a very beautiful woman when she grows no doubt.
Since we have not seen Katie wearing weird clothes or unmatching, I doubt Suri is so fashion savvy to know how tomatch clothes, that rumour can’t be true.
That child is the antichrist.
As for Suri being older or 3 years, that means she was born in August 2005 or before, meaning, Katie was heavily pregnant when she first made her debut with Tom. Now even the best conspiracy theorist cannot sell that one. It means when she appeared on Letterman in 2005, she was about 8 months pregnant. Now that is ridiculous.
Enough with the conspiracy theories. They are lame and not well thought out. Unless of course Katie is not her mother, which is crazy since she is a mini Katie. She also looks so much like Tom Cruise.
Lets not forget the weight Katie put on after giving birth and the stretch marks a pap bent over her blouse to expose.
Lord these theories are old and hatched up by 15 year olds.
Snowblood, I am not shouting and the fact you find it such a compelling argument that you are going to be rude based on you “opinion” is ridiculous. This little girl is already going to have enough problems, growing up in the shadow of Scientology and you want to be an advocate of the theories already swirling around her is awful.
Normally, I would nicely go back and forth over an opinion with someone, however you were way too rude. Until you show me proof that she is older than her parents say, I will choose to believe otherwise. If I am wrong, then I am wrong, but I refuse to play a part in the Suri Conspiracies. Her parents are fair game.
Snowblood, I am surprised that you think Suri is fairgame because you do not like her parents and yet you cannot bear anyone who says anything about Shiloh. She is an innocent child and calling her names and building conspiracies theories around her is very immature. I am very disappointed in you and Geronimo who purport to fight for kids when protecting Shiloh and yet you attack Suri and condone any attacks on her. She has never asked to have her parents as hers.
Do your research before you spread all these theories/ lame stories which do not even add up. My advice is, get a date you think Suri was born, thanks to the internet (as you have learned) you can find out Katie’s whereabouts and check whether or not she was pregnant before or after. It is that simple.
That is what most of us did before jumping onto the conspiracy theory bandwagons.
I don’t care how old she looks, fact is I can’t come up with another date on which she could have been born. Unless Katie is not the mother.
Laila, get a flipping grip. READ MY POST. The ONLY thing I’ve said here is that Suri looks older than 2 1/2. That’s not a criticism, that’s my opinion (shared, it seems, by snowblood and quite a few other people on here), and I’ve made no mention whatsoever of her parents etc. I have NEVER ragged on anyone’s kids. Do NOT accuse me of doing that, or condoning anyone else who does.
And btw, if Tom & co weren’t such complete nutjobs, this issue probably would never have arisen in the first place. We’ve seen the insanity. If you’re looking for someone to blame for the conspiracy theories and rumours, blame THEM not us.
Now please back off.
I agree that geronimo has never ragged on children. I just wanted to throw that out there. No matter the subject, G is usually front and center defending the cubs. 😉
I can’t believe that anyone would think that TinyTom and his KatIE would try to “stage” part of their lives; gee, remember the Oprah interview? it was just a nice normal everyday walk thru their home, right?????? so, why the surprise that Suri isn’t really the age they are saying ? Tom is NOT the father, it’s questionable if KatIE is the mom, the kid doesn’t really look like either of them and the lies go on and on and on….. and the Damien and the dead eyes… my thoughts exactly… L.Ron would be proud….
http://danasdirt.com/2008/08/16/suri-cruise-painted-fingernails-bottle-pics-tomkat/spl44432_001/#imageAnchor
Some people have mentioned how “old” she seems to behave…a lot of that is how she is treated and raised. It is also true that an only child will be more mature, faster, than one with siblings. We have friends who had their only daughter later in life and she was always treated (to some degree) like a small adult, and was, in some respects, “older” than other kids her age. (in fact, Suri reminds me of her, although my friends are both over 6-feet tall and their daughter was much bigger/taller than Suri at 2 yrs.)
Suri is, for all intents and purposes an only child (as her half-sister and brother are so much older, I doubt they really interact with her a great deal), which could explain her seemingly acting older.
I think most people, unless they spend a great deal of time around a lot of children or are, say, a doctor, could not reasonably tell the difference between a two and a three year old.
Kids grow at different rates, both in size and maturity.
Sorry to spoil the party I think this kid just looks dumb
Czarina, isn’t it funny that all of these people picking on Suri are Brangeloonies. Look it’s not their fault they look like a normal family(although they may not be.) It gets old picking on Scientology.
I agree with Cinpin. Most of you people havne’t been around child development and have no frame of reference other than your own kids.
I’ve had kids in classes who were slow and very mature like Suri, yet they were the same age.
Tom and Katie are out with her more, We saw Suri walking, when Shiloh was still being carried and hid away.
And CC is right. And Snowblood get your morning dose of Xanax, please. Most people agree Suri is beautiful so I guess some of you are jealous.
Suri is stunning. One hopes she’ll have a matching personality, though with all the pampering this doesn’t seem likely.
Ran out of editing time on my last post. Just read back through the earlier comments here and snowblood is ragging ONLY on her parents, and not on Suri. So again, Laila, read the comments as they’re written, and stop seeing what isn’t there.
@cc, thank you for that.
Laila, you have done your fair share of bashing yourself, I know how that goes. So please get off your high horse, have a drink and chill. 😉
Czarina has a great point. Katie is very tall.
Right on, czarina. My youngest son was born much later than the others and was raised as an only child. He spent so much time with his dad and I that he, too, seemed much more mature (and we’re tall people) than other kids his own age. He didn’t WANT to play much with kids his own age, he was getting much better treatment and attention from 2 doting adults.
One reason she probably doesnt have the “baby pudginess” is from all the barley water she’s been drinking. She’s being compared to other kids who eat things like milk and real food, both of which are fatty and good for development. So maybe the reason she doesn’t have a normal 2 1/2 year old body, is because she doesn’t eat like one.
Suri has never had any baby pudginess. Now I don’t know what they feed her on but even at 3 months, she was not pudgy in the VF pictures.
Geronimo, building conspiracy theories around a child (which might I add are far fetched) is making that child fair game. I bet you would have reacted that way if a cospiracy theory was build around a Jolie-Pitt child. Why, just on another thread I gave an example about the media using Pax Maddox and Zahara and was told off by Snowblood to leave kids out of this.
Snowblood in about four posts has endevoured to use Suri to get to her parents because her parents belong to a cult she hates. I therefore find it hypocritical that she balks when someone talks about the Jolie-Pitt kids but has no qualms about building conspiracy theories about Suri Cruise to get to her parents.
It boggles my mind why people would love to build all these theories even though there is proof all over the internet that Suri cannot possibly be 3 or 4 or 5. I have seen children who look older and act older than their age as I worked among kids for 4 years. Its no big deal.
I love a good conspiracy myself but this is too harebrained and unfortunatley, a child will suffer in the end.
Daisy, I wil chill 😉 but I was insulted too many times on some threads and unfortunately I got a bit vicious myself. I apologise.
It just amazes me how hypocritical some resident posters here are. If you think children are not fair game, then practice that all round and don’t use kids to get to their parents and jump at others’ throats when they do the same, thats all. I never said I am an Angel.
For the record, I agree with a lot of the recent points made here re how Katie’s height, Suri being an only child (as in, no other sibs at home), combined with devoted adult attention and supposedly getting her own way a lot WOULD make Suri more grown up and precocious than another child of comparable age. That, combined with her hair and how they dress her. So I’m down with that.
BUT, she still looks older than 2 1/2 years to me and that, combined with the madness of King Tom, makes conspiracy theories inevitable. Not saying I believe them, just saying I understand why they exist. Blame Tom.
And really, Laila, STOP telling me how I’d react in other circumstances. I don’t do it to you. It’s incredibly annoying and you have no basis whatsoever for your own particular theories about me.
Laila, La La La Laila.
A child will suffer in the end? WTF! Laila, this is a celebrity gossip blog. Don’t take it to heart. I wouldn’t believe anything that comes out of the Cruise camp. Remember, Tom & Nicole now have biological children…but when much younger they chose to adopt. Strange, no? The conspiracy theory here is quite interesting & feasible. I guess we should all learn how to choose our battles more wisely. Wait, no…these little tiffs are very entertaining at times.
Laila, believe me, when I am trying to get a point across to someone and they aren’t getting it, I feel like banging my forehead against a wall 🙄 mostly it is incorrect facts though, not opinions, that drive me to drink. I bet that most of the posters here would be fun to party with, others not……
Everyone has a right to their own opinion. Peace to all.
Damn it Nan, now I have that Kinks song in my head! LOL I think it is Lola though…..
My adorable nephew is just a couple of months older than Suri, and they’re about the same size. She has more hair than Nephew, but that could be genetic.
I think she’s adorable, and I kinda like the gold shoes and the dresses. Babies and toddlers are cute in just about anything, but it’s nice to see a little girl being girly.
Katie has been going to rehearsal by herself all this time. How convenient for Tommy Boy to suddenly decide go with her (he walked, but got in one of those black SUVs afterward, proving this was just a cynical photo op)…one day after the bad news about United Artists hitting the fan.
TOM CRUISE IS GAY!!!
For the record, I never said that she is 5. I said that she looks like my friend’s 5 year old. Emma was born with a ton of dark hair, too & has always been a pretty composed little kid.
As usual, I totally agree with Geronimo. I don’t think she is the child of L. Ron’s frozen swimmers & Kat(i)e, cast as Mia Farrow in Rosemary’s baby, but I understand why other might entertain the idea.
Grettm; That is not the first post of yours where you accuse a celeb of being gay. What is up your ass? 😕 . Excuse the pun. Maybe I just answered my own question………
(I can’t believe I’m back at CeleBitchy again after last night’s marathon posting. Nan, how right you are, this place is deliciously addicting!)
anyway.
@ Laila — ” Snowblood, I am surprised that you think Suri is fairgame because you do not like her parents and yet you cannot bear anyone who says anything about Shiloh. … you attack Suri and condone any attacks on her. ”
Laila. I was the first person in this thread to rise to Suri’s defense. I always, ALWAYS rise to the defense of ALL the babies and children who end up in the gossip columns, EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. You accuse me of attacking Suri and condoning attacks upon her? When I was the first one to CONDEMN attacks upon this little girl and CHASTISE the people around here who’ve been calling her the Antichrist and Damien, etcetera? You have definitely got it twisted, Lo – Laila.
And I DO like Katie Holmes, it is Tom Cruise whom I don’t care for. But, I have never said I hate the man just because he’s Tom Cruise. As I stated, “I loathe him for his weakness and his pathetic self-imposed insanity. ” I hate his malicious, evil cult. I’ve stated quite clearly here that I think he’s merely a pawn in the cult. If there’s any hate coming from me directed at Tom Cruise it’s for his unforgiveable crime of dragging Katie Holmes and his own baby daughter into the slavery of this destructive, evil cult.
And as far as you saying I “cannot bear anyone who says anything about Shiloh,” well – I cannot bear it when anyone says anything nasty about ANY BABY!!! But you and your “kind” seem to have no trouble at all creating malicious comments whenever you can about Shiloh and her brothers, sisters and parents. Can you not SEE how twisted you come across, Laila? Are you really THAT unaware of yourself? So sad…
And don’t be talkin’ sh*te about Geronimo, either. Where the hell do you get off calling us child-attackers?? When we are the very people who consistently DEFEND the children, ALL the children who come up in celebrity gossip? Just –
*sigh* Oh, it’s not worth it. I can’t even get properly furious with you, Laila, you’re just too silly. It’s like trying to argue with a roomful of drunk gnats. God. 🙄
If you had cameras going off in your face all the time, you might have a blank stare too. I see a kid, no damien or whatever, just a kid, maybe a kid that calls the shots but you can’t blame her for that. Isn’t she just about three? I thought she was born in ’05.
Leandra, you’re right. I just viewed a clip on TMZ of the three of them coming out of a building in the evening. It looked like the 4th of July with all of the camera flashes. The paps were all shouting ‘Tom’, ‘Suri’.
Suri put both her hands over her face, you could her her crying as they were climbing into their SUV 😥 She was obviously scared.
LMAO! I just love all these theories about the poor kid. She looks like she’s not their kid? She looks unhappy because mom is miserable? Huh?
We are judging based on a few snapshots. I have very happy toddlers about her age and it’s so hard to get them to smile for candids. C’mon, the Church of $cientology is total bunk, but I don’t believe there is anything weird going on with the kid.
And this is why celebrities should shield their kids from the public.
Damn, i dont check CB for a day and the highschool debate starts! I missed those days!
Anyways – I love me some angelina and the reason i do is because shes so open. We wouldnt NEED or WANT to build theories about Suri or the Katie-tron if they were honest and less… insane…Yeah i know Angie has done some crazy shit but at least she talks about it… Yeah im sure they all have secrets but who doesnt? What bugs me the most is that “cult” mentality they have. So hush hush Top secret and such.
I agree with many above that Kat(i)e is Trapped / Depressed / All of the Above. Some of it i think she brings on herself… hunching over, stooping to make him look taller… Morphing into him and such. I know all couples can eventually start dressing alike… but the hair, the way she looks at people… creepy stuff man ( and women)
Yea we’ve seen Suri in the public eye a lot more then Shiloh… how much of that was staged? Most of the time when you see the Jolie-Pitts they’re doing normal things, sometimes they got toys or snacks or going somewhere but they look “natural” … Suri always looks like a doll.
And my Mom who worked as a daycare nurse even said Suri looks older. But, in Suri’s defence, I was an only child and enjoyed spending time with my parents rather then other kids. So who the hell knows.
Some people gather in groups to re-create the Civil War or other events, We gather in groups to conspire about the age of Suri cruise. Each to their own? 😀
Tom’s the one in the red dress right ?
🙁 Suri appears to be the oddest little girl I have ever seen. She always seems so expressionless, cold.
I feel bad for her. Even though her parents are fincially sound, I don’t think Suri is enjoying her life.
Suri looks super cute and has all expressions as you can see.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2008&mon=08&evt=suri-manhattan&pic=suri-cruise-manhattan-01.jpg
I agree with Amy, she looks like an ordinary kid. Stop with the conspiracy theories already!
Suri is Chris Klein’s kid. no doubt. she has his eyes..
“We wouldnt NEED or WANT to build theories about Suri or the Katie-tron if they were honest and less… insane…”
Exactly, that’s where I was heading, seVen. Unfortunately I was much too busy fighting on the internet with strangers about a 2 1/2 year old child I don’t know and will never meet and who doesn’t even register on my radar outside of this thread, to expand on it! lol! And thanks, Bodhi: when you feel like you’re bashing your head against a brick wall, it’s nice to be reminded that you haven’t lost the plot completely and might even have a valid point. 😀
So just to clarify: Cruise is a bona fide 100% barking lunatic nutjob but the conspiracy theories are OUR fault? Gotcha. 😯
What the f–k?
95 posts… and it’s not even about the Brange.
Who am I kidding? Everything is Brange-tinted.
Laila – I was the one who jumped on you on the Sienna thread because you were attacking the Brange kids. And notice that this is my first post on this thread. And for the record, I think Suri is cutie who is closer to three years old.
But I do not wish her any harm. I do not spin wild theories about how Suri will be a drug addict and/or boozer. I do not make up “facts” to HaterTroll on the Cruise family, or any other. I do not wish this or any other little girl any harm just because I think her daddy’s a whackjob.
Is there anything left to say on this thread? Oh yeah, Team Snowblood. Team Geronimo. Team Bodhi.
BADettes 4 Eva.
Impress me w/snarky quips not personal attacks & defenses, ya’ll. OMG, I gotta get out of this house today.
:thumbsup: Geronimo! I got your back 😀
I have a Neice who was born 3 weeks after Suri…. and they are about the same height (I’m as tall as Katie), I think she’s the right age… as for everything else, she’s the child of 2 famous people that deal with the FLASHBULB NO LIFE JERKS as I like to call them… she’s a scared little girl… as for letting her make decisions, that’s a very very bad thing!!! They will regret that when she gets older… but Suri is still adorable…
No boundaries means little Suri is going to grow up VERY spoiled. She’s probably being raised to be the Empress of Xenu so maybe there’s a reason behind the madness!
Suri is so photogenic. She’s the complete opposite of her parents. Well, Katie used to be cute, but then she went all Stepford wife on us and sort of got anorexic looking (Winona Ryder’s sort of looking like her too). Tom looks like a jackal most of the time and totally scares me cause he looks like a mafioso Scientologist.
Have to agree with you. Suri blows all the others out of the water! She is so cute. And honestly I think that they are very good parents.
you guys,
none of these celebrities or their children will ever read these posts. how can they? there must be millions and millions of opinions about them circulating the internet. they can’t possibly read them all!
i’m sure even the most violent tom/katie/suri haters would never say anything negative if they met them in real life. even if you think suri is a demon child, if you saw this family on the street you would probably say to them “aww, your child is adorable”
@ What – ” none of these celebrities or their children will ever read these posts. ”
Are you absolutely confidant that what you just stated is true, and if so, how can you be so sure? Because I’M saying, trust & believe this: Many, many celebrities DO read these sites when their name comes up in the week’s tabloid news.
The majority of us here tend to think it’s just us, the “non-celebrities,” who exchange these conversations here, and that our gossipees take no interest in what we the public fans/haters have to say. But – either personally or through their PR person or personal assistant, a great many celebrities, major and minor, read what the world’s saying about their latest scandal or event. Maybe not Katie Holmes, ’cause she appears to me to be extraordinarily controlled by that cult, but then again, maybe so, maybe she DOES read what us bitches are saying about her on CeleBitchy. This is, after all, one of the more well respected celeb gossip websites out there.
I know if I happened to be “one of them,” a celebrity, I’d either check or have my assistant check how the public was responding to my latest leaked scandal, or what people thought about my new baby or little child.
I mean, think about it – If you were a celeb, wouldn’t you?
Brilliant logic.
Even those spreading stories and conspiravcy theories about Suri’s parentage know that she is Tom Cruise’s child. Look at the picture where she is in the car, she is a spitting image of him. She looks like Katie most of the time but her eyes and strong personality is Tom Cruise all through. Obviously they would rather keep the conspiracy theories for their own entertainment. Some people are that sad.
That said, Suri is one of the most beautiful children I have ever seen. Even if she was not a celeb child, I would think she is a really beautiful child that you stop and look at in a supermarket. I like looking at pictures of her on the internet. I never get enough of them. Definitely blows other celeb kids out of the water. No, make that kids, celeb and non celeb.
I can’t believe it, I take a weekend off and all this happens.
I think Suri is pretty, looks older, and I feel sorry for her. The thing that did it for me was that photo spread of Tom taking her to a playground, and it was shot after shot of her standing there looking around, wearing her $500 dress, not playing, just standing with Dad looking at the other kids as if they were in a zoo. I hope in private she gets to make mud pies and wear grubby jeans, because that’s necessary for a child’s development. 🙂
Let me just say it this way- If I were Chris Klein or Josh Hartnett or any other guy that Katie has been with 3- 2.5 years ago, I would ask for a paternity test.
I think Suri is a beatiful and very normal kid.
I do think Katie spends a lot of time with her and makes sure she has stability.
She is not too happy to see a bunch of strangers aiming at her with their cameras and that is understandable.
I don’t think people should portray Katie Holmes as being controlled by a cult.
She is a 30 years old women who made a free choice to be with Tom Cruise and change her religion.
She would not be the first gold-digger wife to choose an older man with more fame and fortune.
Stop portraying her as some kind of a victim.
She has more money than most woman who marry men they don’t love.
Her father is a lawyer and she can leave Tom had she wanted.
she chooses to stay for the same reasons she chose to be with him- she likes the elevated level of fame and fortune.
It’s a free country. She can do as she pleases.
Wait a cotton picking moment! Katie dated Josh? Really? Suri looks just like Josh. I wouldn’t be suprised if Tom thought ’cause Josh has the same coloring that he could pull this off. OMG! Katie was really dating Josh? If so…found the father!
And this why celebrities shouldn’t dress their kids up and parade them down the street.
Imagine the security around this kid.
Leave the poor child alone! So she wears designer dresses everyday. I have two daughters, ages six and three, and they LOVE to wear dresses ALL THE TIME! I buy them some of the same brands that Suri wears, and they are not the least bit inhibiting. My daughters ride bikes, rollerblade, play on the playground, do gymnastics, etc… in their dresses. Kids will be kids no matter what they are wearing. As for the “demon eyes,” give me a break. Could you possibly be a bit jealous? She is a beautiful little girl. I don’t care who you are, if someone is constantly snapping pictures of you, they are going to get some bad ones where you may look crazed, demonic or whatever. Also, children come in all different sizes & shapes. Mine happen to be exceptionally tall & bright, and therefore, people are ALWAYS surprised by their ages.