I’m trying to come up with the appropriate title for Christina Hendricks, something that doesn’t make her sound like her boobs are made of diamonds. Christina Hendricks: Diamond Boob-Smuggler. Christina Hendricks: Diamond Motorboat. Christina Hendricks: Cleavage worth nearly a $1 million. So, Page Six has this great story about Christina and her problem with a Chopard diamond bracelet, which she borrowed for the Golden Globes. The bracelet fell off during the red carpet or something, and then some other stuff happened, and Christina hid the bracelet IN HER CLEAVAGE for safe-keeping. Because her boobs are like Fort Knox.
Curvy “Mad Men” star Christina Hendricks lived through her own Golden Globes drama when she lost an $850,000 diamond bracelet on the red carpet. The voluptuous redhead was horrified to find out that after making it up the carpet Sunday at the Beverly Hilton, one of the two bracelets loaned by Chopard had slipped off. Inside the ballroom moments before the show started, the panicked actress asked us, “Have you seen a diamond bracelet? I’ve lost one that looks like this,” pointing at the one glittering bracelet left on her wrist.
As the stars were being urged to take their seats, Hendricks — wearing a figure-hugging red gown — then hurried out of the auditorium back onto the red carpet to look for the bauble.
Outside, an event worker had found it and handed it back to a relieved Hendricks. But once back at her table, she found she couldn’t get it back on due to a tricky clasp. So she decided to turn it over to her publicist, who was outside, for safekeeping.
But security blocked her as she tried to leave the auditorium, as no one is allowed in or out once the show starts. She begged, “Please let me out, I have to give my diamond bracelet to my publicist!” The guard watched wide-eyed as Hendricks pulled the bracelet out from her ample cleavage. He opened the door a crack and she passed the jewels through to her publicist outside.
A rep for Chopard confirmed Hendricks was wearing 200 carats of their diamonds at the show and a security guard was on hand to make sure nothing went missing. The jewels included a 49-carat emerald and Marquise-cut diamond bracelet set in platinum, and a 124-carat, pear-cut and fancy-shape diamond bracelet set in platinum.
The Chopard rep said the bracelet that fell off was the 124-carat one worth $850,000, and it was returned by her publicist. The rep added, “Whoever put it on her wrist may have not closed the safety clasp correctly. But both bracelets and her earrings were returned in perfect condition today.”
Hendricks’ rep didn’t get back to us.
[From Page Six]
I used to hide money in my bra when I would bar-crawl, alas, I no longer go out drinking like I did when I was 22. Big boobs can hide a lot – I think one time I even hid my house key down there. Never diamonds. Ah, to have a $850,000 diamond bracelet and to be able to rub it all over your boobs… must be nice.
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She’s a butterface…
I can hide more than keys in my boobs!
I am loving the pic of her back fat.
hooray, celebs aren’t perfect!!!
Lol. Even if this isn’t true, you have to give someone some credit for a good story.
I hide an old school money clip in mine, with the help of my bra. never worth more than 20 bucks though.
Ew. Back roll. Didn’t this girl have a boob job just like all other Hollywood plastics? Wasn’t this shown here:
http://www.examiner.com/celebrity-fitness-and-health-in-national/christina-hendricks-slams-38ddd-boob-job-rumors-playboy-photos-resurface
@Praise St. Angie!…No photoshopping there…lol!
have a friend who used to brag she could hide an entire soda can in her cleavage. yep – they were huge.
oh, to have nearly a million dollars worth of diamonds snuggled in the rack….will probably NEVER be able to say that myself…..
Christina’s clever cleavage Heimlich surprise.
That girl’s got some fangs on her! I don’t know if it’s her hair color, but she’s looking a little washed out?
I love the trim on the bottom of the dress.
@liz. i think all that is shown there is that she gained weight. boobs aren’t like fingers or toes, they get bigger if you gain weight
I like a good “guess what she hid in her cleavage” story! As a full-chested gal myself, you’d be surprised what I’ve stored in there (in the absence of a better option, of course). My husband lovingly refers to my cleavage as my “doggy bag,” since any food I eat when we go out inevitably drops into the abyss. Unless I’m wearing a turtle-neck or a high-neck top – which I generally do not.
heh, i stick money down my bra sometimes too! would be nice to find a diamond bracelet down there lol!
“any food I eat when we go out inevitably drops into the abyss”
lol…I have the same problem. and if I am wearing a high necked top, it lands right on the boob. which is why I wear so much black!
as my mother says, “such is the problem of having a big front porch”.
Big boobs totally rock for hiding stuff! My fellow well-endowed friends and I have shoved cans of Miller Lite in our cleavage to smuggle it into a concert… not as classy as a diamond bracelet. 😉
Ha! I think every large chested woman has stashed stuff in her bra. I used to smuggle joints into shows all the time & a friend of mine smuggles vodka into almost every event imaginable in those food saver bags.
IMO, she looks so cartoonish.
Having giant boobs is like having 5 extra pockets. I could put an iPhone, some money, my keys, and a tube of chapstick all in my bra at the same time and no one’d ever know!
I love that she has actual teeth and not just generic chiclets.
Love her. Not her best look, Prom dress and bed head.
How you can not feel $850,000 in diamonds just slip off your wrist is beyond me…I would SUPER GLUE that thing to my arm!
See, live and learn- I had no idea about magical sport billy boobs till you ladies had spoken! Wonderful!
I don’t get this chica at all! Everybody is like she is a beauty queen but all I see is some auntish figure and humongous boobs
Sounds like the security guard that was supposed to watch her diamonds might be looking for a new job soon… How do you fail at a simple task of making sure some chick’s bracelets don’t fall off for an hour?
Even accounting for weight gain, I still think this girl has a little bit of plastic under that bra. And I’m not talking about the collection of fancy credit cards she’s probably hiding in there along with the diamond bracelet!
That said, I think she looks really pretty in these pics. Red on a redhead is dangerous territory, but I think she pulled it off well.
I’d love to hide money in my bra when out clubbing. Alas in Canada you end up with your change being all loonies and toonies and I don’t think it’s sexy to have rolls of coins rolling out of your girls.
I used to cram money in my bra but I stopped when I realized it would give me these tiny, razor thin paper cuts on my boobs. I looked like I got sexually assaulted by a Lilliputian.
lmao @ “magical sport billy boobs”
@bodhi – i used to do the exact same thing – i was very popular amongst my friends! never got caught either, it was close one time when i bent down while waiting in line and my friend could see down my bra and warned me not to bend down again until we were through the line.
there are definite payoff’s to being well endowed!
I too have kept a housekey, cash, lipgloss, ID, bank card & my HTC hero cell in my bra – however I am a modest 34B cup & had no problems with my clever subterfuge. (the space between the girls is just as good for storing stuff as having ample bewbs) Not sure I could hide a can of beer though.
She looks fucking gorgeous and I LOVE that dress. Come on you bunch of bitter hags- when was the last time you looked this good? Just admit it; she’s pretty and well dressed. It’s not fatal.
I’ve hidden everything from hip flasks to telescopic truncheons (long story) in my bra; DDs have got to be good for something! I once won over $100 in a bet that I could not keep a pencil upright in my cleavage while walking from one end of a street to the other. WRONG, suckers. Good times.
I love her. I probably spend way too much time thinking of her boobs for straight woman though.
Is it just me or do her teeth exactly match Ricky Gervais’ teeth?
Also, why couldn’t she have hidden the bobble in her clutch? It’s not like they keep anything in there.
Oh, except Dame Angie who keeps a gallon of varnish to apply casually to in the middle of a LIVE awards show.
Sheesh.
@Roma
As a fellow Canadian I feel your pain!
I was reading all the posts wondering how do these gals keep money down their bras?? Get a little over heated and your stuck trying to peel out moist discs that have seemingly melted into your boobs! It’d be much easier with paper money! Roll a tube and slip it into your cleve–good to go! lol
Sorry for the triple post!
I carry my fags around in my boobs when I’m at parties and have no pockets. Handy.
I’m also one of those unco chicks who’s always dropping food down there. The worst is popcorn-anytime I go to the movies, I’ll be picking popcorn out of my top for the rest of the day.
@DetRiot, I tend to agree. “New” implants tend to look round an high. After a few years they settle and those with a little extra breast tissue to start with would never be suspected of having implants. That being said, real or enhanced, she looks great!
I would have liked her look at the GG so much more had her hair been up off her face. The hair style ruins the whole thing- too much going on up top.
“Ah, to have a $850,000 diamond bracelet and to be able to rub it all over your boobs…”
LOL. Only Kaiser…
Stop Hatin’! She’s effin’ hot…even her back fat is sexier than you. God, get over yourselves. She’s too fat, she’s too skinny. what evah!
ive never tried hiding anything in my cleavage although i could if i wanted to.
oooh… this is precious.
now, imagine the boatloads of myanmar refugees that badly need help. oh, if only Christina was an activist like Angelina…
She’s gorgeous and I adore her figure. And I’m not surprised she was able to hide stuff in her cleavage. Hopefully I won’t get the feds after me but…more than a few times I’ve hidden my perfume bottle in my boobs at the airport because it wouldn’t fit in my little baggie.
And I definitely put money, keys, my id and chapstick in my boobs when I go out and I don’t have pockets or my pockets are too small. High five to all my ladies who carry stuff in their boobs!
^wow, i never thought of using cleavage as a pocket… for everyday use…
LOL. Does anyone else see her fangs in the last picture?
Even I can’t help but want to try my hand at a nickname… “Boob-Sparkle McFang‘ ? xD
@TheHamm (#39)- I actually saw a fashion makeover show where a woman would keep the entire contents of a normal person’s purse in her boobs. She pulled out a wallet, lipstick, a checkbook, pad of paper and pen… makeup compact house keys & cell phone. It was insane!
I only do it when I don’t have an extra hand or don’t feel like putting it away (like some money I plan to use). Unfortunately sometimes people will notice, & it gives the entirely wrong impression. xD Dollars sticking out of your bra…
WTH did she do to her face? She was much more attractive when she was in Firefly (Mrs. Reynolds). And I will say, she was thinner then, but her tits were huge. They may be bigger now, but that’s probably proportional to the weight she appears to have put on since then.
I love how now the whole world knows they’re fake.