– Avril’s ‘Too Sexy’ for Malaysia. Not sure how that can be, but I guess we all have our own definition of sexy [PopEater]
– According to his spokesman, Dan Radcliffe does have dyspraxia. This is something he has never hidden. Thankfully his condition is very mild and at worst manifests itself in an inability to tie his shoelaces and bad handwriting.” This was seriously a cause for major worry all over the internet today [Dlisted]
– Madonna celebrated 50 in London this weekend at an all night party organized by Guy Ritchie – supposedly – where he publicly declared his adoration for his wife and apparently presented her with a love letter reaffirming his commitment to their marriage [Lainey Gossip]
– Kim Kardashian Wrestles Carmen Electra for Tragically Unfunny Arousal [Fafarazzi]
– Mary J. Blige flaunted her little bikini body while vacationing with husband Kendu in Saint Tropez recently [Bossip]
– “Vicky Cristina Barcelona” review [Pajiba]
– Mary Kate Olsen Hopes You Don’t Notice Her Boyfriend’s Hat [Defamer]
– Rihanna supposedly only has $20,000 in the bank. She was so shocked when she found out that she accused her business manager, Patricia Williams, of stealing from her and fired her [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Britney Spears spent her Sunday making her way around LA in two different looks but with her same new favorite bag and necklace. Rumor has it that she stopped by the recording studio earlier in the day to work on that new album she was talking about last week, before letting her hair down for a party in Hollywood. She is really starting to look good again [PopSugar]
– Wait, this is supposed to be Gisele Bundchen looking hot? I’m confused, I thought she was a model, not The Count from Sesame Street [Celebslam]
– Some criminals actually tried to mug Danny Bonaduce [Websters is my Bitch]
– So, Who Attended Playboy’s “Midsummer Night’s Dream” Party? [The Bastardly]
– Kate Beckinsale wore a bikini. Thank goodness, because we definitely don’t have enough celebs doing that [The Blemish]
– Gavin Rossdale & Kingston Play @ The Park [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Isla Fisher does cartwheels on the beach (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Tori Spelling’s Fake Boobs Are Melting. Seriously, this does NOT look good [Yeeeah!]
– Audrina Patridge hosted an evening at Christian Audigier’s night club in Vegas this weekend, and brought along her new flame, BMX-er Corey Bohan, and then proceeded to molest him in front of the cameras all night [Evil Beet]
– John McCain Freaks Us Out – Those massive chipmunk cheeks and single row of yellow teeth. We don’t know if we can make it to November [CityRag]
– Kate Moss talks about kissing Frank Sinatra. Am I the only one made slightly uncomfortable by this story? [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Paris Hilton’s Cleavage is Convincing [Hollywood Rag]
– Suri Cruise is such a doll! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Anne Hathaway says “I have a finely tuned bulls*** detector and I’m not the sort of person who trusts very easily.” [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Madonna: Annoying as Hell for Half a Century [Agent Bedhead]
– Adrian Grenier brought out his guitar as he sat on the beach in Malibu this weekend – and we apologize if we ever gave anyone the impression he couldn’t be anymore of a douche than the already was [WWTDD]
– Jaime Pressly Goes To The Cheesecake Factory [The Skinny]
– Hayden Panettiere is One Flat Chested Beauty [Derek Hail]
– 8 Rides They Should Build At The Roman Disneyland [Best Week Ever]
– Too much time has passed since Heidi Montag’s latest assault on music, and luckily for us the “singer” decided to release a new single just in time for tonight’s season premiere of The Hills [Mollygood]
– Size Zero Models Welcome At London Fashion Week [Jezebel]
– Dita von Teese is getting ready to launch her brand new sexy collection of Wonderbras [Popbytes]
– Serving 3 Brands: Burger King, Google and Seth MacFarlane [ShowHype]