After a whirlwind romance of only five months (that we know of), Jesse James and Kat von D are now engaged. We should be happy, right? Two douche losers are off the market, and they are both so gross that maybe now we won’t have to deal with their public crap anymore? Not so fast! Radar reports that Jesse and Kat are considering getting hitched as soon as next month. Yeah… I think Kat is pregnant.
Jesse James and Kat Von D’s engagement came as a shock to most everyone, and now RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting that the inked couple plans on tying the knot within the next month.
“Jesse and Kat don’t see any reason why they should wait to trade vows,” a source close to the couple explained. “They are madly in love with each other and want to make everything official.”
According to the source, Jesse and Kat have already started planning their wedding, which will be small and happen outside of California. Don’t expect an over-the-top Hollywood wedding for the motorcycle man and his L.A. Ink fiancée. The couple is planning to take a non-traditional route, which should come as no surprise considering their whirlwind relationship.
As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the two officially stepped out as a couple in September, shortly after Jesse’s highly-publicized divorce from Sandra Bullock.
The divorce between The West Coast Choppers star and his Oscar winning wife, actress Sandra Bullock, became official last June after he was caught cheating on Sandra with several women — most noteably Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. James then relocated to Austin, Texas, where Bullock has a home.
This will be for the fourth marriage for Jesse — who has three children from previous wives Karla and Janine Lindemulder — and the second marriage for Kat, who divorced fellow tattoo artist Oliver Peck in 2007.
[From Radar]
I believe this report. I think the wedding will happen fast and it will be a “nontraditional” ceremony. I also think that if Kat isn’t pregnant already, she will be soon, and then Jesse will have another kid he can screw up, because apparently he has the worst taste in baby-mamas, with one glaring exception. Speaking of, don’t cry for Sandra Bullock – she’s not asking for your tears, and she’s doing just fine, thank you very much.
Ugh, one more story – hours after the engagement announcement, Jesse tweeted: “Epic day comes to an end. Closing my eyes to dream about [Kat].” Then he posted a black & white photo of Kat wearing her new ring. Then one of his followers asked: “Isn’t she the most beautiful girl in the world?” His reply: “Yes she is.” Gross. I didn’t even realize it yesterday, but we do have some shots of Kat’s ring, if you’re interested (another closeup is here). I find it kind of gaudy, but everybody’s got different taste.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Please let this happen so we don’t have to read about them anymore until they divorce. And what’s up with Kat’s thumb?
I was going to say something about her hands – she has really ugly hands. Gross.
Well, Sandra is too classy to do it publicly, but I am sure she will have the last laugh over this when this tanks.
In hindsight though, he did her a huge favor. Sandra is way out of this douchebag’s league.
He has followers on twitter?!
The ring is hideous. Perfect.
Rebound. Definitely. And he will screw around on her almost immediately. Once a cheater, always a cheater. Once a snake, always a snake.
When you’re intent on driving over a cliff, you don’t slow down …
Well, that’s one marriage that’s not going to self-destruct at all.
*eyeroll*
I hope she’s not pregnant, I know she has said for a long time that she wouldn’t have kids. I give this a year, tops.
I’ll be willing to bet bombshell mcgee will try to ruin this ‘engagement’ somehow.
UGH… Whatever you do, do not look up this d-bag’s twitter page. I just did, and I nearly threw up reading it! He has the nerve to quote Chuck Yeager and Gandhi… Yes, GANDHI! Like this dick is some kind of maverick martyr! Someone please explain to me how this loser has over 12,000 followers?!?
God, his twitter is so infuriating I can’t even make jokes about it! I have nothing but contempt for this man. I hope he and Kat get married, give each other lots of sexually transmitted diseases and live out their rest of their lives at the free clinic in obscurity.
Pregnant.
That will last a couple minutes at best!
Like I said in the last post about him: those creepy, small, beady eyes FREAK me out! I can’t look at him to long…it’s like he’s trying to eat my soul. Eeeew. And those stupid tats on her face make her look like she has scales or something.
They are both cringe worthy!
i thought there was the whole situation where they had to edit him out of her reality show… and now they’re engaged?
Can’t we just skip to the break-up part when they start the mud-slinging? I can’t wait the 6 months.
Did she not very publicly dump him recently to go back to her ex-bf. I am wondering if I dreamt that as no-one is mentioning it.
I am hoping people are following him on Twitter with the sole purpose of watching the inevitable meltdown. I can’t believe anyone really believes his childlike, narcississtic martyr complex crap. *shudder* Ick. I need a loofah….quick.
Think the kid will come out all tatted up?
I like the ring a lot. It looks a lot like the wedding ring my dad gave to my mom which i now own. Only our ring is gold with diamonds.
i will wish them the best-because hey that’ hat you do. but i will also see i see the inevitable doom coming soon.
She’s got man-hands.
Yeah…good luck with that.
Beady eyes, strange torso, Megan fox thumbs, their kid will really be a looker.
This pairing is a good example of symbiotic dysfunction as these two narcissts both have issues that feed the other. That is until one decides they are not as damaged as the other. Thats when this crazy train comes of the tracks and the restraining orders fly.
@anti, leni: I thought so too, that they had broken up. And I am quite disgusted with myself for knowing that much about these losers.
Oh you know this breakup is gonna be awesome! I might actually watch Kat’s show when it happens just to hear all the drama!
And the ring… Yeah, it’s ugly, but I can hardly see it because of her stupid ink… It’s got ugly camouflage!
The ring goes so amazingly well with the spider and all seeing eye tattoo. Gack.
Pregnant.
Pregnant. and Ewwww
The baby is gonna come out looking like Cousin IT.
ring? looks like a busted up nail I tried to pry out the wall.
maybe a tattooed baby is on the way
Ring looks like she got it at Walmart in the 9.99 rack.
Sometime in the first seasons of LA Ink Kat said that she had her tubes tied. So much for the pregnancy rumors. *yawn*
His over-the-top pronouncements of love towards Tramp Stamp seem like an intentional middle finger to Sandra B.
I actually think this pairing could last a decent amount of time since they seem to be cut from the same tatted up cloth. I think he is gonna cheat on her, but seeing how she looks just like the chicks he cheated on Sandra with, maybe he’ll refrain for a while. Normally I would worry about their age difference, but he’s so immature it’s probably perfect.
lol, Bill Hicks is God…. you took the words right out of my mouth.
What a skeevy couple.
I always wonder about people who feel the need to rush into serious relationship decisions like this. What are they afraid will happen if they wait a little longer? These two stink of relationship insecurity.
Her hand is so gaudy that I barely noticed the ring on it.
She was probably lying about the tubes being tied, or maybe had a reversal. I definitely think she is preggers.
Think of it this way: What possible way can these 2 douche bags ensure they are in the media for the next year? Bring a baby into this world. She probably never wanted kids, but look up the term narcissitic. It’s all about THEM…
I think I just puked in my mouth.
I wonder how she layers on her thick, too-white face makeup without obscuring her facial tattoos. Seems like it’d be a pain in the arse.
Wonderwoman21: I think she just does a spray on tan with a bag over her head. Must be the only way she can get laid too 😉
uggg, such a dumb b*tch. I’d feel bad for her if she wasn’t so annoying and pathetic and annoying for being so pathetic.
Any woman to get married to a notorious cheater is stupid enough, but to marry a guy that is so intent on hiding his true intentions with women that he has to proclaim to every stranger that such a love has never existed before? Any woman with half of a brain cell would spot that twitter bullsh*t a million miles away.
She should give us her vagina back.
Kat broke up with Jesse and went back to her ex boyfriend and now she is engaged to Jesse? If she is pregnant does she know who the father is? This seems really rushed
My eyes, my eyes!!! Make it go away!
Jeez…I cannot keep up today!!
Um…I’m pretty sure I just got an STD from reading this. I agree this seems rushed. Why the hurry? If you’re THAT in love with her (rinses vomit from mouth), then don’t you think she’ll still be around in the next year or so? It’s pathetic. And by “it,” I mean “they.” That’s really all I’ve got.
She can’t do her own nails worth shit either. God, she’s useless.
While these people are completely ridiculous, lets not drag tattoos into all of this. They are gross & stupid & they have tattoos, not because they have tattoos.
Thank you, that is all, carry on… 😀
I think they’re rushing for publicity. Her show is probably tanking and he needs to get back in the business. I dont recall if his show is still on or not but I’ll bet this is more of a business marriage…all for the ratings.
I wonder what Nikki Sixx thinks about this?
I don’t understand why he’d get married again when he can’t stay commited to one woman.
I think I like her ring, but I really can’t tell because there’s just way too much going on with all the tats!
Geez he’s had four marriages and he’s only around 41? I’ve heard Kat says they’re “soul mates”. I think there is video of her saying that about her last two boyfriends also. Love is strange.
I thought she was preggers at the end of the first season of her reality show? I must have been dreaming it! He is LOWBROW. I would love to hear what Donald Trump has to say to him now….he probably only got that gig because of Sandra.
Ha, she has toe-thumbs!
perfect for each other…2 peas in a pod…;)
Someone please elucidate Sami on what a douchebag is? I’m pressed for time, I have to explain “man-child” and “cock-knocker” at 9pm EST.
Okay them hands is gone look raght purdy in twenty-five years …
Kaiser, I’m with you on this one…I think she’s pregnant.
I used to really like her when she first started on TV, but now…fergit it.
Kat has Megan Fox thumbs. Gross.
She stated for years that she didn’t want kids, because Nikki Sixx had a vascetomy.
Now she’s probably pregnant and happy because that’s what Jesse wants.
I feel sorry for her skank ass. She needs to be validated by a man. And she’s had that ring for awhile, it’s Victorian (or Victorian inspired) and she’s had it on before now, but post-Nikki.
So when does the reality show start filming?
Love how he says she was there for him when the world turned its back. He’s a narcissistic douche. Kat, hope this works out for you.
They match, both skeevy tattoed cheaters. He never deserved Sandra Bullock. I see rehab in their future.
Does anyone with half a brain really think that Jesse and Kat have not been having sex from the first day they met YEARS ago and during the whole time he was married to Sandra? He has already cheated on Kat because he was with all the other Tat Cats while he was married to Sandra and doing Kat. Kat is beyond stupid!!!!!!!!!!!
Given his history with women, she should make it a very long engagement.
@DetRiotGirl (#10)- ITA. Seriously.
@Leni (#16)- Did she not very publicly dump him recently to go back to her ex-bf. I am wondering if I dreamt that as no-one is mentioning it.
…I know! I was wondering when the hell they got back together after the big ‘goes back to ex, forces producers to completely remove footage of James from her show’… This seems out of left field.
Definitely pregnant, with the “MUST BE MARRIED BEFORE THE BUMP SHOWS” mentality. Unfortunately his being ‘married’ does nothing to ‘take him off the market’.
@Westcoaster@(39)- If she is pregnant does she know who the father is?
She probably doesn’t. I’m interested to see if that will become an issue after the baby is born, & Jesse is looking for a way out of the marriage. Could possibly even call for ‘annulment’ if the baby turns out not to be his.
@Bodhi@(41)- You’re absolutely right. These 2 are gross, & would be with or without tattoos.
People like Kat get tons of impulsive ‘nonsense‘ tattoos everywhere… then claims they have ‘deep personal meaning‘, something they thought up *after* they’ve had them permanently etched on their body, usually after waking up from an evening of drinking or getting high.
She should NOT be compared to people who put time, effort, & real thought into their tattoos. I’ve never liked the look where someone is really covered in them… especially when their designs have no sense of ‘balance’ & unity. (An good example of unity in someone covered in tattoos would be the Japanese yakuza… Their meanings aren’t exactly positive in subject matter, but the artwork is always beautiful & unified.)
I don’t know about anyone else but I do not believe that he wrote that announcement himself. It has all the earmarks of an insecure, vindictive, jealous woman’s touch. Meow, Kat!
Could another in your face slap at Sandra Bullock, America’s Sweetheart, be a possible Valentine’s Day Wedding so that Kat can be his American Sweetheart? Hmmm?
@Just Me@63 – It’d be sad if they’re basing any of their actions off of an attempt at a ‘slap in Sandra’s face’… I can’t imagine she gives a damn what Jesse (and by extension, Kat) do…period.
They should just go about their business, have the child Kat is inevitably pregnant with, so Jesse can screw around on her with equally skanky-STD-ridden-hos, she can find out about it, and they can have a huge publicity-filled-tabloid divorce.
Then Kat can release a tell-all book about her ‘nightmare’ of a marriage’ to an abusive-racist-cheater… And somewhere, possibly standing in a grocery store check-out line surrounded by tabloids… Sandra will smile.
Ugh.
Also, when did Jesse turn into a mushy mouthed romantic? Yuck. He never seemed that way before. Is this his way of trying to change his public image? If so it isn’t working. Such a slime ball. And to think I used to love him and Sandra as a couple. 🙁
On a brighter note I bet all of this engagement news pissed off ‘Bombshell’ to no end, I bet she had hoped to be the new Mrs James 😆 .
They both are cheaters, so this is perfect. I hope she’s not pregnant, and doesn’t become so, because neither of them seems like they’d be good parents, imo. (Due to the way they act, not the fact they have tattoos.) She is a very talented artist, but needs to grow up a bit, in addition to picking another potential baby-daddy.
Something I forgot to say in my previous post (64)… I saw one of those gossip shows today, I think it was ‘The Dish’ on Style network (Just LOVE Danielle Fishel!)
But anyway, she brought up J&K being engaged, and said
“Wow. Just think how skanky the woman he cheats on her with will have to be…”