Just a little over a year ago, Lindsay Lohan dusted off her acting skills and wandered around a yacht in St. Bart, all while hysterically fake-crying for the paparazzi. We had some ideas as to WHY Lindsay (and Ali) were fake-crying on a yacht for no apparent reason, but Lindsay helped us out a day later when she released a statement claiming that her friend Pootie had stolen from her. First, yes, Pootie. His real name is Patrick Aufdenkamp, and he and Lindsay were friendly in a crackhead way for a while until their falling out last January. It seems that Pootie had “stolen” some designs Lindsay had done for her leggings line. Pootie disagreed, and basically called Lindsay a crack thief. Anyway, Pootie and Crackhead are now reunited – these photos are from the weekend, and that’s Pootie in the white t-shirt.
In other crack news, Michael Lohan is now attempting to take the fall for the attempted bribery of Dawn Chapman, the Betty Ford employee that Lindsay assaulted. I don’t feel like summarizing the whole thing, but if you want to know more, go to Radar.
One last thing – I’m not saying Lindsay has a bad body now, because I’m honestly glad to see that she’s gained some weight. But I will say that I really don’t think the acid-washed cut-offs are a good look, especially with the cheap-looking boots. She looks like she got dressed in a very dark crack den.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
omg, his eyebrows!
Just a shame about her face really!! Can cope with the healthier body, just not the plastic fake 50 year old face
Oh and surely a recovering addict shouldn’t be associating with her ‘cracked out druggie days’ pals??!!
Charming and classy as always. If she was serious about her recovery she’d be living a very different life-away from LA, no calling the papps to catch her walking down the street, hanging out with people who will encourage her in her sobriety. This just seems like a gradual slide back to the night clubs and drinking/drugs.
ITA with above posters, she hasn’t learned a thing in rehab, you don’t go back to your druggie pals.
not a good look, linz. hey, i need a job…hire me as your stylist 😉
First of all, I don’t like her blonde ‘cuz she seems like yelling “I’m a good-for-nothing-slut”. Yes she really is like that, but blonde is even worse.
And put some color on your face crackqueen! That nude lipstick is horrible.
What do you expect, his name is Pootie??? His hair, eybrows…ewww. WTF, LL already looks like a mess without the extra weirdo baggage hangin’ around. And I wasn’t talking about her face. She is looking horrid
@happymom
She isn’t allowed to leave LA at all because of her supervised probation.
*sigh* the red hair was better on her, but she looks soooooooooo much better with some wight on her. she’s starting to look healthyish for a change!
What in the hell does she have on?
ahahaahah pootie
all i cant think about is pootie tang aka the worst movie alive
Leggings . . . DESIGNS? How does one design leggings? They’re leggings.
Those boots so don’t go with daisy duke cutoffs.
I didn’t know Daffy Duck dyed his feathers blonde.
Oh, pardon me, that’s just Lindsay Lohan.
just saw some pictures of her on lainey’s site. did she get cheek implants? i’ve been wondering that since those pics came out of her wandering around being papped a couple of days ago. she has a round face, and we round face girls never really have that high of cheekbones. plus, she’s been gaining weight so her facial structure should be more hidden, not defined. also, she’s been looking a little cat faced a la kim kardashian. ugh, she’s gross.
Pics:
http://laineygossip.com/Lindsay_Lohan_and_her_family_keep_talking_about_Oscars_20jan11.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=99
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http://laineygossip.com/Lindsay_Lohan_deal_with_Betty_Ford_worker_for_pap_21jan11.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=99
Were the terms that Lindsey would let Pootie back in her life, but only if he always walks 5 steps behind her like a lady in waiting?
I watched mean girls last night. She used to be so pretty. But I think the other members of the cast made the movie as great as it is. Lilo was very two dimensional. When will she fade into aaron carter and haylie diff territory?
She’s starting to remind me of someone in these pho-tos….a britney spears?? The clothing is so Brit brit!
Ratty, fuzzy extensions! Who’s the shitty hairdresser she goes to? Should be fired!
She’s starting to look like Jessica Simpson.
Is Brittney Spears her new stylist? All she needs is a big stain across her shirt and she’s there. Also- it sounds to me like Lindsey and White Oprah made a cracky deal with Michael Lohan that if he takes the fall, they’ll let him hang out sometime. Or at the very least, stop saying how much they hate him.
Extensions are all about how you maintain them. You can have the most virgin hair and best hair stylist but if you don’t follow certain steps it will look all frizzy.
@ Jesus Christ Superstar – good links! She is so plastic now as she completely ruined her face with all the drugs so that plastic surgery is the only way she can look less than 50 again! Shame as she used to have such natural beauty, but that is long gone!
Is that a crack-baby dangling from her key chain??
*say something nice; say something nice* I like her nail colour. There, I said something nice.
Quack.
Where’s her sister? What’s White Oprah doing to her?
Didn’t she “design” the leggings that Jessica Simpson was seen wearing in Aspen?
@salina
thank you for that.. i have long thought that but i got sick of being shouted down by the “oh she had such talent”.. i never saw that talent. lindsay does “nice kid/teen” and “bratty kid/teen” and that’s it.
further.. her characters often just languidly react, not take initiative.
(well you could say one of her characters in I Know Who Killed Me took initiative.. and we saw how that movie fared)
Mean Girls was an ensemble piece. it would have worked just as well with someone else in lindsay’s part.
Why don’t celebrities ever grow their own hair?
@Bellaluna “*say something nice; say something nice* I like her nail colour. There, I said something nice.”
Lies don’t count, Bellaluna, say something true and also nice. 😉 😀
re cheek implants, i think nope, just lots and lots of blusher!
She’s got the big flappy old woman duck lips already. Is there a shortage of mirrors in LA?
@Normades (13)- “Those boots so don’t go with daisy duke cutoffs.”
Nothing goes with daisy duke cutoffs.
@Jesus Christ Superstar (15)- I’m having trouble figuring out if she’s using a bronzer to ‘contour’, to make it look more dramatic, or if she’s really done something to it (like injections to make her cheekbones look more pronounced.) She hasn’t had time to have ‘surgery’ yet.
@CB Rawks (30) – Lies don’t count, Bellaluna, say something true and also nice.
But nothing true would be nice. xD You pretty much have to pick one.
@ CB Rawks – Damn! You caught me. Okay, how ’bout this: She fits right in with that dude in the picture with her. Is that better? 😀
If she weren’t wearing the boots, her legs would look much nicer. Boots like that cut your legs off at an odd angle and make them look shorter and stumpier. Other than that, I think she looks really good! I know she’s still getting those nasty lip injections, but her hair is pretty (except for the color) and is it just me or does she look ever so slightly less orange. Appearance wise, she seems to be getting her shit together (if she’d only dye her hair back red! Or even just a darker blond. But alas, that dead horse has been beaten). But probably, she’s headed back for another Deathly Crack Spiral of Doom. Especially if she’s hanging out with “Pootie.” Really? Pootie? Who answers to that?
day-um.