Simon Baker, 41, may look like a really hot cherub, but I have a feeling he’s one of those pretty men who swears like a sailor and is into all sorts of the kinkiest things Kaiser can imagine.

He is one of Cosmo magazine’s Fun Fearless Males. Russell Brand is the top male, but his interview is mostly about how wonderful marriage to Katy Perry is. Simon’s is juicier. Imagine him answering these questions in his real Australian accent and not the fake (but still good) one he does for The Mentalist.

What would you never want to hear a woman say?

I like a foulmouthed woman, so….

How did you know your wife was The One?

You know how after a certain period of time, you feel comfortable around someone? That didn’t happen with her. She’s always kept me on my toes. I still feel like I’m trying to pick her up.

What scares the hell out of you?

Power-walking women with big coffee mugs in their hands. They’re owning that sh-t and so caffeinated out of their brains, it’s not even funny.

Describe the most fearless thing you’ve done.

I’ve done a lot of things that make me think, Why the f–k did I do that? — like surfing naked in the middle of the night. But the most fearless was having my first kid. I was unemployed, and my wife and I were just kids ourselves.

[Cosmo, print edition, February 2011]

Simon and his wife Rebecca, 43, (presumably the lucky foulmouthed woman he likes), have three children together and have been married 12 years.

Maybe we should start a petition to make Simon this year’s Sexiest Man Alive? I think there are sexier men, but People will never put Viggo Mortensen or Gael Garcia Bernal on the cover, so I can get behind Simon for SMA.

Simon and Rebecca are shown on 1/22/11 and at the beach in June, 2010. Credit: WENN.com