– Congrats to Alessandra Ambrosio. The hottie Victoria’s Secret model gave birth to her first child, daughter Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur, on Sunday in Brazil [Evil Beet]
– Drugs, Sure, But No Sex Charges for Andy Dick [PopEater]
– Kim Kardashian was rushed to the hospital last night after she sliced her foot open on a glass coffee table in her NYC hotel room. A source told TMZ that there was “so much blood, it looked like a murder scene.” The doctors sutured it with surgical glue. Oh the drama [Dlisted]
– Even Naomi Watts comes when Donald Trump calls. What a creepy amount of power [Lainey Gossip]
– Paula Abdul “Concerned” About Fourth Idol Judge [Fafarazzi]
– A cop pulled a gun on rap mogul Sean (Diddy) Combs during a routine traffic stop in Los Angeles, authorities said Sunday. That sounds like one of the worst ideas I’ve heard in a looooong time [Bossip]
– “The Longshots” review [Pajiba]
– How the Writer of ‘Showgirls’ and ‘Basic Instinct’ Found God. Ironically his movies made a lot of other people lose faith in God, but whatever [Defamer]
– Wyclef Jean Dedicates Song To Venus Williams [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Are the Stars of The Hills Overpaid? If they’re given anything more than a Quiznos sandwich, I’m going to have to go with “yes.” [PopSugar]
– Ivanka Trump at the “Trump Hotel & Tower Dubai” launch party held at The Tar Estate in Beverly Hills [Celebslam]
– Shauna Sand Brought Her Daughter To Work in Miami Beach. You know, there really isn’t enough acquirlic footwear these days [The Bastardly]
– Vanessa Hudgens is flashy. Because that’s the best way to get the paps to care [The Blemish]
– Tom Cruise leaves his Manhattan apartment on Monday and heads to the heliport with his 2-year-old daughter, Suri, and an arm full of stuffed animals [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– I’m sorry but I just have to do a few more pictures: Shauna Sand and Her Whore Heels (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Work the wonk! A deliciously craptastic picture of Paris Hilton rocking her wonky-eye and man-hands like there’s no tomorrow [CityRag]
– Paris Hilton to duet with Benji Madden? What a horrifying, awful, upsetting, terrible, traumatizing thought [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– 5 out of 5 Scientists Agree: Dane Cook Is A Douche [Agent Bedhead]
– Some of the scarier random celeb photos in recent memory [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Marcia Cross is a man. Maybe. Probably [WWTDD]
– And here is some celebrity fitness inspiration for the day… Sophie Monk was spotted heading to a yoga class at Yoga Works in Los Angeles on Saturday. [The Skinny]
– No Lady Can Hold Chris Kattan Down. The rumors were true [Derek Hail]
– Behold, The Uncut Version Of Norm MacDonald At The Bob Saget Roast In All Its Audience-Silencing Glory. Let’s assume it’s NSFW [Best Week Ever]
– Sean Connery Releases Patriotic Tome [Mollygood]
– The Unconventional Conventionaire: Getting The Party Started In Denver [Jezebel]
– Photos from the Beijing Olympics closing ceremony [Popbytes]
– Dolly Parton rep says singer alive and well. Who’d heard otherwise? [ShowHype]