It’s already looking like a crazy slow day, and I was looking through our photo agencies, I noticed that there were lots of runway photos from Paris Fashion Week. Yesterday was the Elie Saab Spring/Summer runway show, and I became enchanted with these gowns. Not that I would wear any of them (Prince Harry still hasn’t called me for a date!), but I’m wondering if several of these gowns might end up on some of the nominees and presenters at the Oscars. These dresses could also end up at the SAG Awards this weekend, although that might cutting it close, fittings-wise. So let’s go through some of my favorite Elie Saab looks! This is a special treat, isn’t it? So, the dress in the header – I love this dress. I love the cut, I love the sleeves, I love the skirt, I love the color. It’s sack-y enough for someone like Angelina Jolie, although she would never wear this pink color. I see it on someone small-chested too – like Olivia Wilde.

Another pink-pink dress, although I don’t like this one as much. It’s too frilly and fussy, when most girls like “clean”. I could see this on a non-pregnant Kate Hudson, or even Jennifer Lopez.

This black, one-shouldered gown is something Rachel Zoe would put on Anne Hathaway. And it would be a mistake on her! I’d like to see an over-40 actress like nominee Annette Bening, or even Susan Sarandon wear this.

Another frilly pink dress, only this one I LOVE. Back in the day, Nicole Kidman would have claimed it. These days, she won’t touch it. I could see it on a non-pregnant Natalie Portman, or even on the younger nominees, like Best Supporting Actress nominee Hailee Steinfeld or Best Actress nominee Jennifer Lawrence. It might be too grown-up for Hailee, though. Or it might be perfect.

This is gorgeous, although yellow-green is HARD. It’s really difficult to pull off. I want to say Amy Adams, but this color might make her look like a corpse. Perhaps on a blonde, like nominee Michelle Williams.

THIS is what Anne Hathaway should be wearing. Sexy, adult, slinky, high-fashion. Plus, Anne has the boobs for it.

This is the kind of hot mess that Cameron Diaz loves.

I love this dress too – Elie Saab is doing great stuff with black this year! It could go matronly, depending on the hair and accessories. Annette could end up in something like this, but I suspect it would end up on Michelle Williams.

Ugh, I hate this one, mostly because I suspect bitches will be fighting over it. I can see so many women becoming a fashion disaster in this one, from Anne Hathaway to Nicole Kidman. That detailing at the hips is hideous!

And finally, the wedding look – HATE IT. Looks like a cat barfed up some cotton balls.

Photos courtesy of WENN.