Charlie Sheen was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Hospital this morning, TMZ is reporting. Apparently, he threw some huge party last night, and then this morning, someone called 911 at 6:35 a.m. (PST). Cocaine? Alcohol poisoning? Did a hooker shoot him? Or is it just another “ear infection”? Ugh.

Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital this morning, TMZ has learned. We’re told Charlie was taken out of his home on a stretcher and loaded into an ambulance at 7 AM.

Two young women exited the house at the same time Charlie was taken out with a towel partially over his face.

Charlie was transported to Cedars-Sinai Hospital in L.A. The 911 call was placed at 6:35 AM.

Sources say Charlie was having severe abdominal pains which triggered the 911 call. Stan Rosenfield, Charlie’s publicist, tells TMZ Charlie was in the emergency room this morning — sleeping.

We’re told Charlie’s father, Martin Sheen, and his mom, Janet Templeton, are at the hospital.

UPDATE: Neighbors tell TMZ Charlie threw some sort of party last night. They heard women inside Charlie’s house singing Red Hot Chili Peppers songs throughout the evening. The party went on — loudly — well into the wee hours.

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I mean, I’m not wishing death on the guy, I’m really not. I hope that he’s fine, and whatever happened to him, it serves as a wake-up call to get his life together. But I suspect it won’t. I suspect one of two things is about to happen: either Charlie really did something really horrible to himself, and it’s life-threatening, OR Charlie did something really horrible to himself, and his team will cover it up and Charlie will be allowed to continue as is, a trainwreck.

Speaking of Option #2, Charlie’s rep tells Us Weekly: “He was having severe abdominal pains and went to the hospital.” Us Weekly also notes that Charlie’s sober coach “has not heard from Charlie since he told him not to start [drinking] New Year’s day.” So… yeah.

UPDATE #1: I’m sure we’ll have a million updates on this, so this is just the first! TMZ spoke to someone at the hospital who said “It’s serious.” Also, TMZ says that at last night’s party at Charlie’s house, he had five girls.

UPDATE #2: So TMZ is now reporting that Charlie had a “briefcase full of cocaine” -delivered to his home hours before last night’s big party, and that Charlie was partaking heavily. Oh, and the cocaine was in “bricks” if that makes a difference. So, the theory is now “cocaine overdose”. But Charlie’s PR team is still on the offensive! His rep tells TMZ: “I can’t comment because I have no idea if it’s true. You choose to believe your source. I don’t.”

UPDATE #3: TMZ reports that Charlie is suffering from a “hiatal hernia in his stomach” and that “the condition causes acid and food to back up into the esophagus causing extreme pain.” It’s actually more serious than TMZ’s crack team of doctors claims – they’re making it sound like a bad case of acid reflux. Of course, I’m still not buying this as the real reason why Charlie was rushed to the hospital.

UPDATE #4: (By CB) In case you’d like to know what Charlie Sheen’s house looks like while he’s on a bender, one of the porn stars (of a rumored five) that he was partying with tweeted a pic from inside his house. It features her barely covered hairless vag in the foreground, and a table covered with drug store supplies in the background like mouthwash, lube, rubbing alcohol, disinfectant wipes and intimate lotions. (Hope there were condoms there.) This is why people have a hard time believing the hernia storia. The porn star who tweeted that has since hired a lawyer. Oh and the people who called 911 on Charlie’s behalf were none other than Charlie’s neighbors, Adrienne Maloof-Nassif of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and her plastic surgeon husband, Paul. Hopefully he’s doing ok whatever the case. Extra reports that his first words from the hospital were “I’m not dying.

Photos courtesy of WENN.