– A Lohan, sweet? This was easily the hardest I’ve laughed in weeks [Dlisted]
– Michael Phelps might be reaching the point of media over saturation [Lainey Gossip]
– Hillary Duff’s dad gets 10 days in jail to think about what he’s done [Fafarazzi]
– I think think this is supposed to be a photo of Naomi Campbell kissing… though it looks a hell of a lot more like something a snork would do [Bossip]
– Marion ‘Suge’ Knight accused of beating up his girlfriend [PopEater]
– “Ronin” review [Pajiba]
– What kind of guy would drive his car into the gates of the Payboy Mansion… twice? Stupid drunken rabbits [Defamer]
– Josh Hartnett ls currently starring in a theater’ production of ‘Rain Man.’ I wonder just how badly that sucks [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Michael Phelps will host SNL. This could be awesome or really, really terrible [PopSugar]
– Alicia Keys bikini pics from Barbados [The Daily Bikini]
– If only she had a green hat… who knew J-Lo could look so much like a strawberry? [Websters is my Bitch]
– Stacy Keibler looking cute at Verizon’s Blackberry 8330 Pink Curve Party [The Bastardly]
– Julia Roberts and her kids all looking cute in the pool [The Blemish]
– Little Matilda Ledger is growing up super fast… and making mom Michelle Williams run super fast [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Who else would appreciate it if Madonna retired the fishnets? (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Jennifer Love Hewitt looks about the same as ever – not that there’s anything wrong with that [Yeeeah!]
– Does anyone else think Hannah Montana’s concert candy is pretty… unusual looking? [Evil Beet]
– New Yorkers love debating “best foods”, but when it comes to the best hot dog there’s no debate, it’s Grey’s Papaya, hands down. Thank you blogosphere, for distracting me with hot dog thoughts for the rest of the day [CityRag]
– Madonna on the business end of a $400,000 lawsuit. Yay! [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Ashlee Simpson Buys 6 Pairs of Size 0 Jeans. Motivation? [Hollywood Rag]
– This is easily the smartest look Heidi Montag has had on her face all year [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Topiary Beatles. What’s left? [Agent Bedhead]
– American Idol Ruben Studdard owes the government $200,000 in back taxes. Damn. [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Ashley Tisdale supposedly looks better. I think she just looks older [WWTDD]
– Damn. Tara Reid just looks worse and worse lately [The Skinny]
– The 30 Porniest American Apparel ads. Congrats [Best Week Ever]
– Interesting thought: What a Plastic Surgery-Free Michael Jackson Might Look Like [Gawker]
– Diane Farr gives birth to twin daughters [ShowHype]
I feel sorry for the poor kid, and she’s only 14 – that’s the only reason why this is one of the rare moments I apply “if you’ve got nothing nice to say…”.
Pretty hard, though!
Zip, Zip…Zipparoo!
Well she certainly couldn’t LOOK any sweeter! What a charmer.
I foresee a breakdown, suicide attempts, no education, and no future. Dreadful family, but she’s not a nice kid at all.
LOVED the picture of Michelle Williams chasing after Matilda Ledger!!! Every Mom has been there!
“Sweetheart?” 😆 Really? And what the hell is she doing on the cover of a magazine entitled “Supermodels?” She looks like an experienced man-eater here. I can hear her sexual growl through the screen of my computer, that I-VANT-to-SUCK-your-DEECK look is incredibly disconcerting. I mean, Ali Lohan is just 15, for christ sake, and she is NOT a freakin’ supermodel, NOR is she a “sweetheart.” I mean for god’s sake, if they were gonna call her that, they could at least have dressed her up to look the part. 🙄
This photo has nasty all over it. The entrapped, choked look. The “pearl necklace”. The dead eyes. At least wait until she’s legal age for goodness sakes! Mom? Dad? Aunts or uncles? Any Lohans want to step in here and do some parenting?
Awful. The parents should be burned at the stake. I’ll even volunteer to sell tickets.
I just looked at that great shot of Michelle chasing Matilda. That is awesome! I’ve still got a few months of relaxation before my little guy is doing the same thing to me. I’ll try to savor it.
Thanks, JayBird, for the link to that interesting Suge Knight story. I wish he would get thrown in jail for life for all the evil things he has done and continues to do. He is foul to me. I believe he had a lot to do with Tupac Shakur’s death. HATE Suge Knight, HATE that disgusting individual.
Trillion, Czarina, you’re right! Awesome photograph of Matilda & Michelle, that is like a perfect picture! That’s one Michelle should have a copy of so she can frame it & keep it, you know? Classic!! 😆
OMG – That Miley Cyrus candy is hilarious!!!! Gross too!
@Snowblood – “I-VANT-to-SUCK-your-DEECK”
Your comment is hilarious 😉
I feel I must speak for America – ahem (clearing throat and speaking clearly):
ALI LOHAN IS NOT OUR NEW SWEETHEART!!! NOT NOW – – NOR WILL SHE EVER BE OUR NATION’S SWEETHEART.
Thanks, RAN! You know, I kinda feel bad for this poor kid, because she isn’t anything naturally special like her older sister is, yet she’s still cursed with those two parents. And look what they’re encouraging her to do! Next they’ll be sancioning nude photo shoots for her, like they did for Lindsay.
I’m throughly grossed out.
JayBird, MSat & CeleBitchy – did you guys know that the Jerry Seinfeld story thread isn’t working for commenting? Something’s wrong with the page, it is missing its comment-post box, so we can’t make a post.
Is her nose made of silly putty in this picture? Her nose looks totally weird here! And I agree, this is not a pic that screams “America’s sweetheart.” Take a cute, carefree pic of her if you want to put that tagline next to her!
Jinxy – why do you say she’s not a nice kid? How do you know this? I’m not being snarky, just curious. I understand where you’re coming from with the other comments about breakdowns, suicide attempts, (ala Britney), but she still may be a perfectly nice girl, in spite of her family. Definitely not America’s sweetheart, though. How the hell did they come up with that one?
Yeah, Jinxy, I’m gonna follow OrangeJulius & ask you the same thing – where do you get that Ali lohan is not a nice girl? You’ve dealt with her personally? She seems like a perfectly nice girl to ME, albeit very impressionable as most young teen girls are, and too eager to try and be a star just like her sister, but that doesn’t make her “not a nice kid at all,” as you state. Poor Ali! 😕 That’s mean, you know – unless your statemenrt’s based upon first-hand experience, and if so, then share!
Didn’t you link that Hannah Montana candy eons ago???
I was surprised and stoked to see the review of “Ronin”!!! The movie is old and I love DeNiro in it. My husband and I have already decided that if we ever have a boy that’s gonna be his name… Ronin.
Oh, and Daisy… I just saw your response asking how my trip was on a week old post! My trip was wonderful! I love it there and I miss my husband sooooo bad now that I’m back. Oh, and no, we weren’t successful, but I’m trying hard to keep the faith. 😕
Diva, The fun is in the trying 😉 I’m lighting a candle for you at my St. Angelina fertility shrine 🙂
Welcome back, we missed you.
Oh, man, I SOOOOO wanna see that shrine!!!!
I may build one myself. I’m going back in January, so I will have lit ALOT of candles.
And thank you! I missed (most of) you, too, lol!
Agree with you Snowblood and Trillion!!!! A superModel OF WHAT ???? I almost could not finish the article without laughing my patooty off. Who IS in charge of her? IT isn’t mommy dearest!! She is only after $$$$$$$$$ !! She has probably drained Lindsay’s account’s dry, ( or lindsay grew wise ) so now she is working on little sister to keep her in her lavish botox, tummy tuck, breast implanted lifestyle. OH< OH<, I forgot, lip plumping, ( she admitted ) and facials at Elizabeth Arden ( X-17 online ) and her many trade-in high priced cars. ( hummer was the last) ( jag current ) Her daughters are great for pimping her out. What do you think SNOWBLOOD ??? I read all this online by the way on different sites.. TRILLION ????
I think it’s really sad, seriously. That Ali girl doesn’t have a chance. She’s SO doomed, especially as she doesn’t seem particularly intelligent or naturally strong, and very obviously lacks actual talent or charisma. I think it’s horrible what Dina Lohan is doing with her daughter, the Lohan parents are absolutely loathsome, just disgusting.
Agree Snowblood !!! I just saw the post on Ruben Studdard and was typing it when my laptop died, and had to re-boot. Hope I do not post twice. Clay Aiken as we know came in second and has come a long way, doing broadway and becoming a father. He even has a Christmas album due out this winter. What happened to poor Ruben? Now he owes the goverment a chunk and he just got married. I read a few months ago, he was behind payments for a house he bought for his mother. And he does NOT have another album due out any time soon. People make fun of Clay, but he has done alot for someone Simon said who looked liked a ” pencil salesman”. By the way SNOWBLOOD I always enjoy your and TRILLION posts. AND others.. I post ALOT on JUST JARED.COM under the same name of course, and it gets pretty hairy there. Especially on the Katie Holmes Board ( or Suri or Tom Holmes Board ) Sometimes it gets down-right mean. You may want to join us sometime you guys… Use your names here so I will recognize you. You will not hurt my feelings AT ALL, BUT I’M one of the ones that LOVE Katie, SURI and TOM. I guess it is 50-50 over there. Most bash Suri calling her ” creepy, satanic looking, needing therapy” , ” afraid of daddy”. You get the drift. Katie is the robotic-wife. All fights are around scientology including if the Holmes smile or frown, or what they wear. It is FUN. Please join us one day SNOWBLOOD or others. You DO NOT have to side with ME. JUST leave your OPINION !!! See ya later guys …
Well, I love Suri and Sad Katie, but I cannot stand Tom Cruise or the cult he’s in. And thanks for the invite, Vicoria! but I never comment on any other celebrity gossip blog except for this one. I can’t abide the overwhelming crassness and the glut of downright cruel stupidity on most other celeb sites, it’s just too much for me. I just like it here, for commentary participation. 😀
SHENANIGANS !!
Um mm…..I live in America, and that girl is not MY sweetheart! Even though I laughed while reading that article, I feel bad for this poor girl, who is obviously not the captain of her own ship. Who at 14 is? I’m really angry at the Lohan parents now; apparently MLo is too busy doing his new gf and talking too much to the press about Lindsay to pay any attention to his other daughter. This is a sad, sad situation for her. Unfortunately, we can all see where she’s headed except for Ali herself & Mommie Dearest.
@diva; welcome back–I wish you luck in January!!
@ vdantev: HAHAHA!! 😆
this is one of the worst cover photos i’ve ever seen. she’s only 14, people, not 25! seriously, could they have made her look any worse? she looks dirty, slutty, old and mean. i’m sure dina was directing the whole thing, barking in her long island voice: “make ha sexiuh! moh black eyelinah!”
Just wait until a BJ vid of her gets leaked out – she wont be a “sweetheart” anymore.