Madonna’s unappealing brother worked very hard in his new autobiography to drop as many famous names as possible, just in case his sister’s wasn’t enough to sell books. But this anecdote didn’t make it into the book.
Please tell me you saved something juicy that didn’t make it into the book specifically for Out readers.
There are certain stories that don’t end the way that they end in the book. It’s not really family stuff. It’s more like — well there’s a bit in the book about Demi Moore and I dancing on the bar —And the paparazzi got a picture of you —
Yeah — and she’s dancing up on me and humping me from behind. The one part that’s not in the book is that she was lactating at the time and she was squirting breast milk at my lesbian friends. My friend Michelle called me the next morning and asked me, “How do I get breast milk out of my black dress?” and I said “How the f*#% would I know? Call Demi.” It was hysterical. There are no pictures of it but it actually happened. The lawyers didn’t think it was wise for me to print that — so there’s your juicy tidbit.
Now, I can tell you on good authority (if you call Kate Beckinsale a good authority) that you can definitely squirt breast milk a fair distance. Although I have never been to a party where women have squirted breast milk at someone, and I’ve been to some raucous Mommy and Me sessions. Even a woman who posed nude on the cover of Vanity Fair would probably still hesitate to expose her lactating breast in a club and squirt people.
I’m calling BS on this one. Christopher goes to the effort of pointing out there are no pictures – can you tell me if you saw Demi Moore, at the height of her fame, pull a breast out of her top and squirt some lesbians, you wouldn’t take a photo? It’s just one of those moments that needs to be captured on film to be believed. Not to mention papparazzi got pictures of the bar dancing, but missed the exposure?
Christopher left this out of the book for legal reasons, but I guess he’s not too concerned about being sued for verbal comments. Maybe the book just hasn’t sold enough and he’s desperate to keep it being talked about – it’s at my local chain store on the sale rack already.
Christopher Ciccone is shown in the header signing copies of his book at Book Soup in West Hollywood on 7/30/08. Credit: Dimitri Halkidis / WENN. Demi Moore is shown at San Sebastian Film Festival on 9/30/08. Credit: Solarpix / PRPhotos
I’m trying to care but its really not working.
I still have that issue of VF, racy for it’s time, she did a couple interesting covers for them.
As far as the breast milk, been there done that, it’s possible.
Shoot, I’d do it too. I bet he even opened his mouth.
I wouldn’t be too pleased with this if I were Demi whether it’s true or not.
It’s not too surprising he’d say something like this, after all, he’s Madge’s brother, isn’t he? Vulgarity, crassness and attention-whoring seem to run in the family.
Even *if* she did it, what an absolute loser he is to make money from blowing up stone age old stories about people who wouldn’t have taken even a second look at him if it wasn’t for his famous sister.
I think it’s true. My BFF dated Bruce Willis’ brother when he was alive and witnessed Demi do this at a family gathering. So yeah, it’s believable!
lol, Cindy K! I’ve now got a really vivid pic of an army of fatigue-clad fierce, fiesty women, left breast exposed, left hand poised and ready for battle!
Nothing surprises me anymore 🙄
And we care about what this dumbass has to say because….. 🙄
I don’t know if this story is true or not, but I find it haliorious! 😛
lol If it’s true, that just makes Demi seem more human, and one to let loose a bit.
If she sues him over the statements, though, it’ll seem petty. Who cares if she did it or not? Not I… Let his 15 minutes be over sooner, rather than later.
He is quite the tool.
It’s possible. I used to squirt my husband from across the room when I was breast feeding our daughter. The look on the recipients face is totally priceless.
I believe it. I think Demi has a sense of humor. It makes me like her more, think she’s silly and fun to be with.
I have read the book and I must say. I was really disappointment. It makes him look so bad in so many ways. So what is she is self-centred you would be to if you had grabbing hands grabbing from you everyday. However regarding Christopher he just sound like a drug addict, having one in the family it is so easy to spot the attitude towards the drugs and how he constantly talks in the book about it. We all know people in high power position have access to everything and anything. We all are aware that we can buy and do anything when you are super star. I find it distasteful and let’s face it. It is only his point of view. (She said he Said) There are always 3 sides to the story. His/hers and the true. He sounds like he is a spoiled little child that wants everything his sister gets. Not to mention the jealousy of him not to exist in the spotlight. What was his motive for this book? His sister did not want to give some money for a condo or something like that. So he got his revenge by writhing a book about it. Nevertheless. I have found the book a good entertaining read like a trash magazine but longer. Christopher, if I was you I would just accept the fact that you are not your sister and never will be. You should love her for what she is and if you can then leave her along and go separate ways. Oh I forgot you got use to be pamper by everyone. The envy and the spotlight that you have for your sister is reflecting on your own ego. We all like gossip and good entertainment, but leave the private life to her. How would you like if someone wrote a book about you and most everything in it was over the top or not even true. Ooops I forgot you probably would like being in the spotlight. Just like you said in your book being on the front page of a trash magazine made you feel important. It is kind of sad that coming from someone that have study Kabbalah that being on a trash Magazine would make you feel important. Don’t you ant to be recognised for something you have accomplished in your life, or do you just want to be a Paris Hilton with no goals in life.