– Lindsay Lohan says Bristol Palin’s pregnancy is “distracting.” Because Lohan has never distracted us from doing anything. Ever. She’s all about the issues [Fafarazzi]
– Speaking of Bristol Palin, a lot of unfortunate pictures are quickly making their way onto the internet [Bossip]
– Christina Aguilera’s son is normal and cute looking. It’s a miracle [Dlisted]
– Here’s Natalie Portman at the Venice Film Festival, looking absolutely perfect as usual [Lainey Gossip]
– Supposedly David Duchovny is just addicted to porn. If that requires treatment I know about a billion guys who need help [PopEater]
– “Traitor” review [Pajiba]
– This is easily the most excited Al Pacino has ever looked. Ever. [Defamer]
– Cute pics of Brad Pitt out with Zahara in Cannes [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Cameron Diaz turned 36 this weekend, and from the looks of these pictures it’s time to start using some retinol around her joker lines [PopSugar]
– Speaking of David Duchovny, here are some crazy hot pics of him sans pants [Celebslam]
– Ashlee Simpson used her legendary verbal skills to fire back at fat rumors [Websters is my Bitch]
– We’re confused about whether or not Megan Fox is still dating Brian Austin Green [The Bastardly]
– Of all the hot chicks in bikini pictures this summer, Pink’s was never among them [The Blemish]
– Tiger Woods & Wife Elin are expecting their second child [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Just when you thought that face couldn’t get any worse… new pics of Kirsten Dunst (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
– Joan Rivers thinks Angelina Jolie is stupid. Isn’t that sort of a compliment coming from her? [Evil Beet]
– I can’t decide if Keanu Reeves is aging well or not [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– It seems that Sienna Miller and ex Rhys Ifans really were perfect for each other: they were equally disgusting [Hollywood Rag]
– Who knew Jimmy Kimmel and Lauren Conrad are such BFFs? With video of course [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Diane Kruger has been cast in Quentin Tarantino’s “Inglorious Bastards” [Agent Bedhead]
– Random celeb photos [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Keira Knightly looks a tiny bit less scary skinny [The Skinny]
– Every time I see a picture of Bai Ling, I think “Oh well, at least there’s nowhere to go but up from here.” Then I see another one [Derek Hail]
– Daniel Radcliffe magazine covers make me feel creepy [Best Week Ever]
– Spencer Pratt can teach you a lot about romance [Mollygood]
– Not the hottest pic of Jessica Biel… but we’ll take it [Jezebel]
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