The evidence is really mounting that Eva Longoria Parker is pregnant. First, there are the incessant internet rumors. Which I’m fairly certain can be so powerful that they can actually impregnate you. So keep that in mind when you’re thinking pregnancy thoughts. Second, there’s the bit of weight Longoria has put on in the past few months. Supposedly it’s just because her character on Desperate Housewives has gotten fat… but more often than not when a show does that it’s to disguise a pregnancy. Few starlets will get chubby for the sake of such a mediocre role, and Longoria just doesn’t seem the type to me.

But now there is additional evidence that is about as clear-cut as peeing on a stick: Longoria did not eat any sushi or drink any alcohol this weekend. And we all know that can only be explained by the growing of a tiny person inside your womb.

Eva Longoria Parker certainly knows how to keep the gossips guessing.

On Friday, the actress hit Las Vegas clad in an Empire-waist babydoll dress. She snacked on edamame instead of sushi or anything else raw at the grand opening of Yellowtail Sushi Restaurant and drank only nonalcoholic bevvies.

Later that evening, at Pure nightclub, the Desperate Housewives star sipped Fiji water as Wilmer Valderrama and the Hilton sisters did shots of Patrón.

While she did recently cop to putting on pounds for her character’s storyline, all these signs seem to indicate Eva might be expecting.

Her rep didn’t return a request for comment—so let the bumpwatch continue!

[From E! News]

If I added up all the days I spent not eating raw fish or drinking alcohol I could have given birth to about twenty kids by now. I realize it’s a little unusual, but it’s not an obviously telling combination. There are tons of other legit reasons. I’m guessing she probably is pregnant, but more because of the show suddenly making her character fat. Lack of spicy tuna roll consumption has little to do with it.

Here’s Eva and husband Tony Parker leaving her restaurant Beso on August 19th. Images thanks to WENN.