As we learned over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan’s crack thieving ways could land her in jail, for real. TMZ’s sources have been squawking for days about how Lindsay is definitely going to be charged with felony grand theft for the $2500 necklace she stole a few weeks ago. Now TMZ claims that it’s definitely happening today, and now it’s just a matter of whether Lindsay gets cuffed and taken in by police or whether she’s allowed to turn herself in. Somewhere, Mother Crackhead is plotting a Thelma & Louise-style escape to Mexico with nothing but Ali, Lindsay and a brick of cocaine stolen from Charlie Sheen’s house.

Lindsay Lohan could be getting a very unwanted TV role as early as today — accused felon in handcuffs, paraded before scores of cameras.

TMZ broke the story … Lindsay will be charged with felony grand theft as early as today.

An LAPD source tells TMZ … no decision has been made on whether an arrest warrant will be issued — which would then allow cops to find Lindsay, put her in cuffs, and walk her into the station in front of a gaggle of reporters.

There are other options. Authorities could make arrangements for Lindsay to voluntarily surrender at a location and in a manner that would avoid the cameras.

And there’s another possibility … The D.A. could allow Lindsay to surrender in court, at her arraignment. A perp walk in a shoplifting case is unusual, but not unheard of. It would certainly send a message.

[From TMZ]

Also – a “source close to Lindsay” (Mother Crackhead) told Radar that Lindsay thinks the prosecutor, Danette Meyers, is “out to get her” and is using all of these legal (crack) shenanigans to “get elected”. Meyers spoke to Radar about the cracked-out claims, saying: “The D.A.’s Office has been fair and compassionate in prosecuting Ms. Lohan on her DUI. The same fairness and justice will be applied in determining whether or not to file charges in the present manner. I think her lawyer would agree with this statement. I believe justice was administered fairly and equitably.”

Also – remember how Lindsay knew that the cops had gotten a search warrant and everything? Well, Radar has another story now, and it’s like a “Behind the Scenes At Crack Central”. Apparently, Lindsay is a cracked-out liar, even to her inner circle. I know, that’s SO SHOCKING. A source tells Radar: “Lindsay read Radar’s story about the necklace and freaked out. She couldn’t believe that cops had obtained a search warrant for her house. She told advisers close to her that she was never in Kamofie & Company, the jewelry store that she allegedly stole the necklace from. When it was pointed out to Lindsay that there was surveillance video of her in the store, the denials stopped. People in Lindsay’s inner circle say she lies all of the time. Some people believe one of the reasons she does is because Lindsay is trying to be a people pleaser.” Do believe that Lindsay is a crackhead liar because she’s a people-pleaser? I don’t. I think she’s always lying about stuff because she’s cracked out of her skull and she’s always on the crack hustle, on the grift, and she’s always working some angle.

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