Hot Guy Oscars luncheon: Jeremy Renner, James Franco & more

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Well, I’ve already covered the fashion porn from the Oscars luncheon, which was held yesterday, so it seems only fair that I should do a little Hot Guy Oscars Luncheon action. I like this because most of the guys really tried to look nice and they wore good suits and they shaved and everything. James Franco especially looks very handsome – I forgot how nice-looking he is when he shaves off that hipster junk. So, here we go – Hot Guy Oscars Luncheon!

Some of you think Mark Wahlberg is a tool. I kind of like the guy, even though his “Big Man of Hollywood” attitude grates a little. To be fair to him, he is a big deal in Hollywood these days. And he always looks nice in a suit.

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John Hawkes, who is a Best Supporting Actor nominee for Winter’s Bone. I just looked him up because I wanted to know how old he is – my guess was mid-thirties. He’s 51 years old!!! And he and I have the same birthday. A Virgo who looks 15 years younger than his actual age? It’s like looking in a mirror!

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Colin Firth is looking slightly jowly in these photos (especially compared to John Hawkes, who is one year older!!!) but he’s still cute as hell. I love a man who looks like he eats carbs.

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Geoffrey Rush – I would hit it. I would hit it because he’s so incredibly talented, I would hit it because he’s so funny and personable and cool, and mostly I would hit it because of that marvelous hat.

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Jeff Bridges – he looks so distinguished! He really is such a handsome man – and he’s aging so beautifully. Did anyone else watch his PBS “American Masters” special? It was wonderful!

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Jesse Eisenberg – you’re talented, BUT CHANGE YOUR HAIR. For the love of God.

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Javi, oh my Javi. I love you. I know you’re probably a surly jag, but I still love you.

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Much like Franco, Jeremy Renner looks worlds better when he shaves. He’s so cute! My little pocket boyfriend.

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I adore Mark Ruffalo. I was trying to convince CB to watch Zodiac because she wants to see more of his (good) films. He’s so goofy and sexy!

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. KLO says:

    Thank you!

    Thanks you for reminding me why I used to find James Franco hot.

  2. brin says:

    Thanks for the Tuesday matinee edition of HGF!

  3. Isabel says:

    All I needed was James Franco and Mark Wahlberg, and I was set. Ahhhh. 🙂

  4. QUEST says:

    Thank you for the Hot Guys since I did not get my usual friday fix….lol

  5. the original bellaluna says:

    Yes to both Marks and both Geoff & Jeff (OMG!! drool); Colin; and Javi!

    Dude. I used to not like Mark Wahlberg, but the fact that he loves his wife and kids multiplies the sexy by a thousand-fold. Same goes for Clive, Timothy Olyphant (did you even know he’s been married for like 20 years?), Matt, and Ben.

    NOTHING SEXIER THAN A DEVOTED FAMILY MAN. And that’s why my hubby wins!

  6. Solveig says:

    Colin Firth, I’m overdosing with his movies this days, I’m even watching the crappiest ones. I love this man.

  7. merry says:

    Love Geoffrey and Jeff, adorable.
    Jesse always had a problem with his hair it would seem, but he’s cute anyways.

  8. Ashley says:

    YAY!
    I love mid-week HG posts.

    And seriously, it’s so easy to slip back into love with James Franco when his face is clean.

    The dirt-lip combined with his try-too-hard hipster endeavors was really turning me off.

  9. Sophie says:

    WOAH, I would have had no idea that was John Hawkes if you hadn’t said who it was, he looks so young! Although I actually kinda prefer the way he looked in Winter’s Bone (Teardrop FTW!)

    And all the others look lovely

  10. devilgirl says:

    Would I love to be sandwiched in between Wahlberg and Renner!

  11. Ari says:

    would.hump.jeremy.
    -lol @ pocket boyfriend

  12. sapphire says:

    Firth for when I am feeling civilized, Wahlberg for down-and-dirty. I am sooo ashamed to admit that I thought he was mega hot in his Marky Mark period.

  13. EdithP says:

    John Hawkes was very cute in Deadwood, too. Of course I love all things (and people) Deadwood.

  14. the original bellaluna says:

    Oh, Kaiser! Dennis Farina for HGF?!? PLEASE? I’ve loved him since the
    80’s…

  15. win-win says:

    I’ve been a Mark Walberg fan since Lovely Bones..not that long, but he moved way up in my book….

    Every one looks dashing…and Kaiser, Zodiac was so scary (but great performances by Mark and RDJ)!!! Tell CB to watch it with someone…I couldn’t sleep for 2 nights after seeing it…it could be because I live in the Bay Area, so yea…scary. 🙂

  16. devilgirl says:

    @EdithP- I MISS DEADWOOD SOOOOOOO MUCH. Best. Show. Ever!!!!!!!

  17. Nanea says:

    I like Hot Guys any day of the week, thanks!

    My favs here are Colin, Javi, Jeremy.

    Geoff and Jeff – the antiques!

    I’d like to think Colin is jowly because he doesn’t mind eating pasta.

    What I don’t get though are Geoff’s hats.

  18. SRM says:

    Lately, I keep coming across “Against All Odds” on Starz. I think back in those days, shirtless Jeff Bridges would have been on your HGF every week.

  19. Anoni Mus says:

    These men look fantastic in their suits. None of them are my forevers, but Colin looks so dashing and I love Javi and Jeremy’s intenseness.

    Thanks for the pics, I’m actually getting excited for the Oscars!

  20. Bam Bam says:

    Liked Mark R in Shutter Island!

  21. esblondie says:

    Good Christ, Wahlberg looks better and better every day.

  22. Gal says:

    I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE John Hawkes. Always have, always will!

  23. Stephanie says:

    Jesse Eisenberg’s hair looks like he has just been birthed!!!! Ugh!!!!

  24. Matt says:

    MARK RUFFALO YES YES YES.

  25. Arianna says:

    @ Ari
    i like you first for your name
    and second for your taste for renner meowrrrr

    but i need a side of franco ahhhh!

  26. Racheal says:

    The thermometer outside reads -2 F, but viewing this post started a fire. Hot men to heat up a cold, cold day. MMMM, good! Who needs soup with Jeremy Renner and James Franco around to create a perfect manwich?

  27. Katie says:

    I find Renner to be sexy on film. However I read a little short interview he did with Cosmo and he said he couldn’t date a girl who didn’t have nice luggage and I thought that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

  28. Ezsole says:

    James Franco is so hot he should be illegal