– Katie Holmes goes shopping and looks pretty happy and non-brainwashed for once. Maybe she really can act. [Hot Momma Drama]
– What the hell is going on in this questionable picture? (sorta NSWF, but I dunno) [El Manaba]
– Kelly Clarkson got plastered and played air guitar on stage [Glitterati]
– Samuel L. Jackson on “The Daily Show”: “Snakes on a Plane” opens Friday [Popoholic]
– Penelope Cruz nip slip [PopSugar]
– Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger still pissed off at the world, or maybe just the paparrazi [Celebrity-Moms]
– Ace Ventura: Pet Detective 3 featuring Ace’s son is coming out. Yes it is. [Pajiba]
– Panty creamer of the day: Channing Tatum [DListed]
– Play in a celebrity fantasy league at Fafarazzi and bet on gossip. Warning: it’s addictive! [Fafarazzi]
– Brandon Davis is still drunk, still beating the “Firecrotch” dead horse [IDLYITW]
– Uma Thurman and her ginormous natural rack at the beach [Bastardly]
– Jessica Simpson fires her agent when she should have just fired her dad. [Socialite’s Life]
– Britney tells K-Fed to get rid of his pet sharks [Mollygood]
– Kate Bosworth vs. Nicole Richie for most skeletal pseudo-celebrity [I’m not obsessed]
– Owen Wilson is licking Kate Hudson’s butt. [yeeeah]
– We’re not the only ones who think Jennifer Garner is pregnant again [CityRag]
– David Hasselhoff gets charged $7 to visit his old Baywatch set [Agent Bedhead]