Heather Mills may have had a gag order attached to that $33 million she weaseled out of Paul McCartney in their divorce settlement, but that doesn’t block her from writing a book of “fiction.” which just happens to parallel her warped perception of her own bitter life to date. Mills is said to be penning a novel about a “model” who marries a “rock star” and is somehow coincidentally wronged by every single person she comes into contact with. I made that last part up, but I bet that’s how she portrays it, as it’s invariably how she characterizes her life. Mills is said to be seeking $1.75 million USD or £ 1 million advance.
She has spent the past few months writing a treatment for a novel about a model who falls for a world-famous rock star and marries him before the relationship turns sour.
The book is to be touted around publishing houses with Miss Mills asking for an advance of some £1 million to complete it.
While she will be adamant when promoting the book that it is fiction, the storyline and some of the main characters might appear rather familiar to those who have followed the curious twists and turns of her years with the former Beatle…
‘It chronicles all the model’s trials and tribulations with the rock legend.
‘It’s a rags-to-riches tale taking in her tough childhood, how she struggled to make it as a model and then how this famous rock star met her at an awards ceremony and how they fell in love.
‘She has incorporated all sorts of other characters.
‘There is a hard-nosed professional woman who is part of the rock star’s team who sides against the model and tries to make her life difficult – that will inevitably be seen to be Paul’s divorce lawyer Fiona Shackleton.
‘The rock star’s first wife had passed away and his children can never get over that fact, so they gang up against the model, who they see as moneygrabbing and an opportunist.
‘Those characters will inevitably seen to be based on McCartney’s children Stella, Mary and James.
‘The pair start rowing and the fights often end violently. The rock star is painted as a deeply flawed character whose mind has been warped by years of being treated like a god.
‘He finds solace in drinking and smoking cannabis which gives him mood swings.’
[From The Daily Mail]
It’s likely that someone is going to pay this sociopath for her book despite the fact that she’s pretty much been discredited by everyone. Yesterday her former PR Manager detailed the ways in which Mills freeloaded from her, lied repeatedly and tried to manipulate the media, and then turned around and refused to pay her for all her help. This is a last-ditch effort for some kind of lasting fame by Mills, but she’ll only be remembered as a punch line and a cautionary tale, even after she’s long gone.
Heather Mills is shown on 8/16/08 receiving “the Animal Activist Award” at the Animal Rights Hall of Fame in Alexandria, Virginia – 16.08.08
Credit : Carrie Devorah / WENN
I wonder does this woman ever give one thought to her daughter in her frenzied, revenge-seeking bid to have the last word?
She’s 100 times crazier than Britney. From the looks of that awful outfit, she’s been taking a summer beginner sewing class.
go. away. you stupid blathering cow!
Won’t the fiction-jig be up when, in the novel, the townspeople steal a character’s leg and beat her with it?
Too real for fiction.
Does she not understand how hated she is? What a vile cow.
Am I the only one who is team Mills? I can’t stand that McCartney, he seems like a pompous ass, as does his darling Stella. Plus, give the woman some credit, many of us are so vain, we’d kill ourselves at the loss of a pinkey, let alone a limb.
I personally don’t care for Stella McCartney at all. I think she is a spoiled brat daddy’s girl. I think she would be upset and jealous about any woman that her Dad married. This is just not very adult behavior. My Dad remarried when I was 28 years old, and I didn’t pout or throw tantrums. I accepted it.
Memoirs are essentially heavily fictionalized *edit* meaning, long on perceived recollection, short on verifiable fact. That’s how the author can get away with talking a lot of smack without getting sued as would be the case in an autobiography. She’s crafty, if nothing else.
Anyone remember A Million Little Pieces by James Frey? A prime example of the leeway for bogus information in a memoir.
I can definitely go along with some of us being so vain, but what’s that got to do with her being a sociopath?
Stella may be a spoiled Daddy’s girl, but she also saw right through Mills act, didn’t she? How do we know Paul’s kids might not have welcomed a normal, non-crazy, non-psychopathic new step-mom. We don’t.
I feel endless amounts of compassion for this woman’s daughter.
@Baholicious – that was very different though, an extremely interesting read, not negated imo at all by the fact it wasn’t true.
Heather, on the other hand, is hell-bent on revenge, and is likely to more than overstep the mark in her ‘fictional’ account of her ‘characters’ marriage. I doubt, apart from names, there would be the slightest difference between her ‘factual’ account and this supposed work of fiction. Both would be nothing but attempts to smear and would be filled with exactly the same type of bile, delusion and venom.
I don’t think she’ll get away with this. I’m sure there are T&Cs in her settlement that will prevent her from doing this.
Cara: As a matter of fact, I think you really ARE the only one on Heather’s team. And just for the record, if I lost a limb, I believe, like most people, I’d deal with it and do my best to resume my life. While I’m not discounting Heather’s difficulties as an amputee, I AM questioning your assertion that she’s stronger than most. In fact, it’s clear that she’s weaker than most: In mind, spirit, values, heart … you get the idea.
Who cares!? she’s so freaken annoying.
She’s a one-legged wackadoo.
I just can’t stand Paul McCartney….so she may be a c*nt, but my disdain for him certainly makes me feel for her. I can’t stand him, his music, his face, the way he tries to act all cool and dress like a young hipster, nothing…I just can’t stand him. Now I love Lennon as a person and his solo stuff, LOVE the Traveling Wilburys, liked Linda, it’s just him, McCartney. Yuck. Thank you for letting me have my say.
Cara;’….his music, his face, the way he tries to act all cool and dress like a young hipster, nothing’.
You described how I feel about Madonna…..
I hope this breaks the court order and Paul gets every cent back and takes that kid from her.
It would have to be dressed up as fiction because the reality and truth of her life wouldn’t endear her to anyone. She’s a phony and a kook! She should take her payoff money and p*ss off!