Johnny Depp’s weird faux-carpenter pants: hideous or he’s still lovely?

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Johnny Depp has looked like this for too long, I think. When I’m looking through photos of Johnny and the first thing that I notice is that he’s still accessorizing his outfits with a dong sheath/hankie that was all over the place during The Tourist’s promotion, you know he needs to change up his look. Maybe Johnny is like so many of those former pretty-boys, still trying to screw up his appearance so people will focus on the work rather than the pretty. But isn’t Johnny far enough from his pretty-boy past? Isn’t this current dirty, dong-hankie incarnation just his style at this point?

Also: those pants are as bad as Christina Hendricks’ faux-maternitywear. Is Johnny wearing OshKoshB’gosh?

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Anyway, these are photos of Johnny yesterday, at the premiere of Rango. Johnny is currently promoting his voice work, as the lead “Rango”. Who is some kind of desert lizard, I think. When CB and I went to see True Grit, we saw the trailer for Rango, and I’ll admit, it did look cute.

I like how the lizard kind of looks like Johnny… and like Hunter S. Thompson…?

Oh, and I guess Isla Fisher is in it too. Why is there so much too-bright turquoise/cerulean lately?

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. spinner says:

    Johnny deserves reverence forever. He is getting older & I can’t fault him for that. It happens to us all.

  2. dorothy says:

    I would take him if he had a duck costume on. He’s always handsome.

  3. Arianna says:

    osh kosh b’gosh ahahahaha killed me!
    i will always love these two, ah shucks

  4. sasa says:

    I know I’m in minority but I just don’t care about him privately, his dressing style included. As an actor I find him wonderful but beyond acting not so much.

  5. Quest says:

    I really don’t care what he wears at this point…Johnny will always be my dirty little crush and can wear his tidy-whities to a premier for all I care (he has to do something to ward off the chicas).

    Still luv this man. Love his versitility

  6. Riley says:

    I hate how he dresses. I wish he dressed more like Matt Damon when Matt doesn’t have his stylists. You know how sometimes he is all jeans, teeshirts, clunky shoes and baseball caps. And other times he looks kind of like a frumpy Classics professor with glasses, tweed, grey around the timples. But it looks so good on Matt and takes little effort to pull off. I think Johnny could pull it off easily and it wouldn’t make him look to polished or beefcake or like he was trying too hard.

  7. Rita says:

    Johnny is just steady state cool but when @JohnnyDepp’sGirl shows up, that lizard will lose its shirt.

  8. Nadya says:

    haha these pants looks very familiar, my boyfriend wears them all the time. they are made by Carhartt and this model (“double knee”) is very sought after..
    I don’t mind the pants so much, but he could get rid og his grandpa jacket!

  9. bagladey says:

    I like everything that Johnny is wearing.

  10. Glyrics says:

    I look deep into those brown eyes and I forget he’s probably worn those clothes for a day or two. Or three.

    Love him whatever. He is the original hipster.

  11. Newbie says:

    There’s some weird story floating around that Johnny, when asked about Justin Beiber, said he was “a belieber”. Between that and The Tourist, Johnny is losing some cred with me. I still love him though.

  12. noirod says:

    who cares what he wears…he’s hot!!!!

  13. Jane says:

    Can anyone even name the last GOOD movie that Johnny Depp has been in? None of the Pirates. The Tourist was crap. Public Enemies blew. God you have to go back to like 2001 and “Blow” to find anything worthy.

  14. serena says:

    Johnny will always be handsome, even if he were to wear a sack.

    Isla is lovely.

  15. Gabrielle says:

    @Nadya are you trying to say these pants cost like $40?

  16. Deven says:

    Johnny is getting to an age where he needs to re-arrange himself. He needs to cut his hair, dress more appropriately, and change this look he’s had for what seems like 20 years. He’s hiding a very good-looking man inside a homeless person!

  17. anti says:

    they’re almost mom jeans, almost.

  18. Praise St. Angie! says:

    Quest, I’m not saying this to be a bitch, especially because your “typo” was an apt one and made me laugh.

    But it’s “tighty” whities…though if he’s wearing them on a red carpet, they’d better be tidy!

  19. womanfromthenorth says:

    he’s still lovely?

    YES.. he is

  20. Solveig says:

    The jacket is something to worry about, the pants are ok.
    He can do no wrong to me, minus when he says dumb “paraculo” things about a dwarf director with paedophile tendencies.

  21. carrie says:

    Depp always had an awful taste on clothes

  22. Marie says:

    Only way I could drool over him more, was if he was standing there naked. Yummy.

  23. Leticia says:

    @Solveig, agree totally with you. How he could express sympathy for that director blows my mind.

    He seems charming, but I do not think that he is aging well appearance-wise. Sorry.

  24. NayNay says:

    He looks hot in everything he wears.

  25. Quest says:

    @ Praise St. Angie!:
    OMFG…thanks…lol but I would hope they are “tidy”…lmao

  26. Raven Sparrow says:

    I’m just wondering: what does “age appropriate” really mean?

    Alot of people say this and not just about Johnny Depp but other celebs as well. So is there a guideline somewhere that says from this age to that age you can wear a mini skirt then from that age to that age you need to add so and so inches, you can’t wear clothes too tight, you need to cut your hair by this age, you shouldn’t wear a bikini anymore….etc,etc, etc.

    I thought that once an adult you could wear whatever you please, and that it’s all based on personal choice. How you want to look, what image you want to project. So why does Johnny need to cut his hair or need to dress differently? Maybe he is comfortable that way. Just like why should Ivana have to wear a one piece and not a bikini? For me, as long as they are not walking around naked, or using good meat as clothing, they’re fine.

  27. spinner says:

    I think Johnny has over-exposed himself. He has become commercial. His air of mystique is no more. He needs to pick his projects with more discernment & do less movies. It’s so funny…this all seems to have started with The Tourist. hmmmmm…

    I still love him.

  28. Brittany says:

    I love how Johnny and HBC and Tim Burton are in their own little quirky crew in Hollywood.

    Isla looks like a goddess.

  29. eja102 says:

    I want everything he’s wearing, hat too.
    I love a good hat.

  30. Lynda says:

    who care? I ould take him any way I can.

  31. poppy says:

    enough with the oompa-loompa orange face paint, enough.

  32. nanster says:

    @sasa – I don’t understand everyone’s love affair with Johnny, either.

  33. insidescoop says:

    he could wear a biohazard suit and still look smokin’

  34. Nadya says:

    @ Gabrielle
    I don’t know about the US, but in Europe carhartt has this cool image (http://www.carhartt-wip.com/) and is worn by cool guys, I guess that’s what Johnny’s after 😉

  35. Dannie says:

    He can’t dress and hasn’t in 12 years now. Always looks (and sounds) nearly drunk and like a 7 year old dressed him. VERY, VERY much over-accessorizes. Sign of neurosis..lol.

  36. Camille says:

    Oh Johnny you crazy b*stard 😆 . Gotta love him 😀 .

    Isla looks gorgeous. She looks great in that dress.

  37. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    OMG!!!! I am throwing my panties at this computer! I loooove the way he looks. I love him naked, clothed, half clothed, in make up, hell, he could wear women’s clothes and I’m there.

    @Rita, You’re right, I would tear that damn lizard apart just to be that close…. hmmmmm

  38. Moreaces says:

    Johnny can do no wrong

  39. Anon says:

    Johnny Depp is a sweet man and adorable.

  40. Anon says:

    PS…Yup, Carhartt is a famous brand, used to be worn by farmers, carpenters, outdoor workers for warmth…now for the fashion coolness. Ask the guys.

  41. Stephanie says:

    “dong sheath” “dong hankie” LMAO!!!!!

  42. viper says:

    I disagree I love those jeans I wanna know what brand they are.

  43. photo jojo says:

    @Kaiser – I said the exact same thing to my husband about the lizard looking like Depp’s portrayal of Hunter S. Thompson! I’m so glad someone else sees it!

  44. lucy2 says:

    On anyone else it’d be ridiculous, but on JD it’s fine because that’s just him. Much like HBC, you expect a quirky ensemble.

    Isla Fisher is so pretty, and she seems sweet.

  45. Stella says:

    I think “He can do no wrong.” says it best.

  46. theresa says:

    Good actor, greact actor in the right roles. However, too many decades spent fighting looking hot so that people will take him seriously. Now that he’s pushing 50 and his artistry is firmly established, I think that it’s tme that he dropped the tedious boho style. Needs shave, decent haircut and nice suit, esp. when he’s doing promo/red carpet. Boho no more no more in public.

  47. Crash2GO2 says:

    Ah Carhartts. I’ve owned a few pieces of their work wear back in my hoof trimming days, but never a pair of their jeans. I have to say, those look pretty nifty on Johnny.

    http://www.constructiongear.com/carharttb73.html

  48. telesma says:

    He needs to shave that mess off his lip and chin, take a shower, and quit getting his clothes from Ringling Bros.

  49. Juicy says:

    “Johnny Depp can do now wrong.” Whatever. I call it, something is psychologically wrong with him. He only excels in roles where he hides behind makeup and costume, and he pretty much lives his everyday life the same way, like he’s in custume. My son actually thinks he doesn’t shower. He used to think he was the sh_t, but he’s lost interest. I’ve never been into his “yeah, I’m a proud weirdo” look and “yeah, I’m uber cool” persona. It’s offputting and bull****.

  50. folly says:

    i am sorry,i just dont see the hype,may be because im not his fans,though i love the pirates movies but depp dont just seems that attractive to me

  51. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Alright Haters, if you dont see the appeal and loveliness of the Johnny Dong, I say you are blind.

    He is magnificint in his uniqueness. Try looking harder and just maybe with your narrow minded eyes will you see the brillance of this man.

    That is all I have to say.

  52. Lucy says:

    Love Johnny in anything (or nothing, even better) but I would love to see him really dolled up. Haircut, shaved, tux…just because I think his hotness level would be off the charts…Don’t fight it Johnny…embrace the sexiness…

  53. Eve says:

    LOVE HIM! Love, love, love, love him. He’s perfect just the way he is.

  54. chloe13 says:

    Who cares what he wears, he has his own style, why should he conform, he’s a bit of a chameleon, he seems to be able to change to suit his roles. He has more than everyday good looks he has the sort of bone structure that will ensure that he will always look good even as he ages. I am a big fan and always will be, I think a bit of grunge is interesting, anyway everyone knows he scrubs up beautifully.

  55. chloe13 says:

    Johnny could wear a grow bag and still look gorgeous, it’s all part of his individuality, that he can look scruffy and bearded and then suddenly appear clean shaven and scrubbed up. It is the same with his films, he can play a convincing 25 year old and just as convincing older character, clean or dirty, i’ll always be a fan.

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