Last Thursday, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson went clubbing and then went home together. Both of them were likely cracked-out of their skulls. Anyway, we know Lindsay spent the night with Samantha, because Sam tweeted about it in the morning, ahead of Dina Lohan’s Good Morning America appearance, in which Mother Crackhead reiterated that Lindsay is taking her sobriety seriously, and that she’s just a “little girl”. Many were abuzz with Lindsay’s reentry to the cracked-out club scene, and there were plenty of stories about how the old Lindsay is back. Well, Lindsay got on her Twitter feed and huffed and puffed about it:
Lindsay Lohan is firing back at reports that she could be falling off the wagon after she was spotted at a Los Angeles nightclub Thursday night.
The recently-rehabbed actress took to her Twitter to set the record straight: “The reports i was at teddys are inaccurate…I was just at roosevelt to meet Samantha and say happy birthday to a friend.”
The starlet’s partying days are over, she claims.
“i take my sobriety seriously. please dont believe this accusations. i know the rules and i wouldnt risk probation. xoxo L”
Reports surfaced today that Lohan was spotted driving her rented black Porsche to Teddy’s nightclub at the popular star-studded hotel at around 1:45 am before leaving as a passenger in Ronson’s black BMW around 45 minutes later.
[From Radar]
Yeah… she takes her sobriety seriously. BECAUSE SHE WOULDN’T RISK HER PROBATION. That’s the kicker. Like it’s so beyond the realm of possibility that Lindsay Lohan would do anything to risk her probationary status, right? Like the whole past year of cracked-out shenanigans hasn’t been one long, crackheaded escapade to see just how fall she can fall while still being “on probation”. Like she hasn’t been wandering around Cannes, being a coked-out mess and “losing her passport” when it comes time for a court date, and she hasn’t been swilling vodka at the MTV Awards while she’s wearing a SCRAM bracelet and she hasn’t being doing lines of coke, also while wearing the SCRAM, also on probation. Lindsay thinks we all have cracked-out minds too, and that our memories of her shenanigans are faint.
Meanwhile, just one night after the Ronson thing, Lindsay set out to crack hustle her way into another party on Friday. Her cracked-out ass was turned away at the door though:
Lindsay Lohan was turned away from a private party in Hollywood late Friday night, RadarOnline.com can report.
The troubled starlet may not be drinking but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t want to be out partying with pals and Friday night was no different.
Except this time she was denied entrance at the door, an eyewitness tells us.
The bash was at the Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood, which advertises itself as the place to “indulge your inner celebrity.”
Unless your name is Lindsay Lohan, apparently. Lohan was cool about the brush off though and avoided making a scene although the situation was clearly embarrassing, the source says. She left immediately through the garage.
[From Radar]
Yes, she’s taking this all so seriously. Trying to hustle her way into a private party at the Sunset Marquis, doing lines at the Roosevelt, having drinks with Sam at Teddy’s. She’s so sober and nun-like. Ugh, Lindsay is like the crackhead version of Groundhog Day.
My favorite photos of Lindsay, courtesy of WENN.
Sheesh…she must have had earplugs in the whole time she was in Betty Ford.
You know, when she doesn’t use fake tan and has her natural red hair colour, Lilo’s freckles look cute. With the blond hair and fake bake: not at all. And as for the hot messes that are her face, her makeup, her clothes… good heavens! Does she realise that she looks like a 48 year-old prostitute? Maybe that’s the look she’s going for.
According to Ted C (Awful Truth), Samantha Ronson is actually a good influence on Lilo and tries to keep her clean. I dunno; she always just seems like a famewhore to me but maybe she’s actually steering Lindsay in the right direction…? It’s possible that Lilo could be clean and acting like this anyway – I truly believe that she has mental health problems so could act like a crackwhore bc she’s nuts, even if she were sober.
You know, even giving her the benefit of the doubt that she’s not currently drinking or drugging-her behavior is the same: she’s hanging in the same places with the same people. And her only “motivation” for staying sober is that she doesn’t want to violate her probation and go back to jail. This is not the behavior of someone who will be sober long term. And SamRo-wtf?! Her family and friends who all loathe Lilo must be so pissed.
I can’t believe she gets away with it, a total laugh to the justice system.
The only way she’ll get sober is when she runs out of money, gets no more Hollywwod job offers, sells all her valuables (aka stolen items) and ends up working at Walmart
I think Lindsay deserves credir for not failing any drug tests before September (because she stayed in Cannes) and still managing to get the DWIs dimissed.
@happymom
I agree that is what she means.
She isn’t drinking or taking drugs because she will go to jail and Shawn won’t be able to do anything about it.
Holy Shit that top picture is scary!!!
Lindsay is California’s version of Amy Winehouse. I guess every major location has to have one of those, it might even be part of our charter. Just throw a cocaine-filled peanut at her and hope she doesn’t bite you or your kids.
I want to give her the benefit of the doubt since she hasn’t had any failed tests since leaving rehab. She’s still a mess (stealing that necklace) but she hasn’t failed any drug tests. I believe I read that she is testing everyday so she has to be keeping off the bad shit. It’s most likely because she’s got her next probation review this week and the felony case but staying off that crap is great no matter the reason. Perhaps the longer she is off it she’ll want to stay off it for good.
All that being said, she is still acting like an entitled bitch and should be locked up (and for a long time) to show that you can keep bucking the system. Lock her mother and father up too. It should be criminal what they’ve done to their daughter.
You know, in the header pic, Lohan looks suspiciously like Sean Conner with that raised eyebrow.
Or more like the SNL version of Connery.
#7-Dawning Red: I can definitely see the Winehouse parallels, but I think Winehouse actually has some talent, unlike our little Lohan^.^
I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s on something like Ativan, Ambien and Norco. All with “legitimate” doctors’ prescriptions, so no consequences on the drug tests.
So fresh and so clean…
She is taking drug tests regularly and is passing them. At this point she’s doing what is expected of her, although I don’t think it’s very smart to be seen in places like this, during this delicate stage before the trial with charges of probation violation and grand theft.
Why is it so hard for her to lay low and only go out for the necessary occasions like doing groceries?
Why is she still trying to fit in and get in with the old crowd when her situation has totally changed?
It seems from this story that, except SamRo, most of them have moved on and whatever the outcome of the trial, she will have to watch her step for years to come. If she doesn’t go to jail, her probation will be elevated, so she’d better wake up and smell the coffee.
Doesn’t she live right next door to Sam? Seems to me it would be easier to wait for her at home. Lying skank.
“Baby Jane, don’t keep me hangin’ on the line. Go your own way; don’t think twice about me…”
Sorry. It just springs to mind whenever I see these pix. 😉
Why doesn’t she have to wear a SCRAM anklet anymore?
I’m thinking Lindsay is like this generations Corey Haim. Both were very successful at a young age, but their careers crumbled because of drugs & partying.
Always love to see Kaiser’s favorite photos of Lindsay!
i wonder if Crackie was stalking Sam on Thursday night. seems like Sam had to leave her DJ’ing job to take LL home.
She needs to draw a distinction among jeopardizing her sobriety, jeopardizing her probation, and jeopardizing her career. Going back to Teddy’s and not being able to drive her own car back home (what sober person wouldn’t just follow Sam?) tells us that her sobriety is at risk. She has problems with probation even when she’s not drinking/drugging, so there’s that one. Finally, who will take her seriously for real work when she’s right back out at the clubs like it’s Groundhog Day? It’s like she doesn’t know she exists until someone else spots her and takes a photo or calls a tabloid.
I didn’t post this in the Dina thread, but many of us have wondered where Lindsay’s getting her money. Here’s a question: Where is Dina getting her money? How is she paying for things? Because there are still people out there who will invite Lindsay to things and give her freebies, but Dina couldn’t score a free Cookie Puss even in better days. Lindsay needs to tell Mom to get off GMA and start checking out the want ads because the Bank of Lindsay is closed for bidness.
@Innocent: Let me get this straight. You think she deserves credit for not failing any drug tests before September and still managing to get DWI’s dismissed???
I note a couple of things. Didn’t fail any drug tests before September, and DWIs — that would be plural. Don’t you know that most people don’t even have one DWI? How about if she had NO DWI’s and didn’t have to take ANY drug tests? That, I could get behind and give tons of credit. And we aren’t even talking about chasing her ex assitant’s mother all over CA either!
She is just going through the motions, hanging out in the same places with the same people and biding her time until her probationary period is up.
Silly, silly crackhead.
Can’t believe she’s barely 25. All that youth and good looks gone by 20s is just sad.
I just noticed her finger nail polish in that pic where she is blowing kisses… hilarious!
her skin looks so damaged. for only being 24. but the blonde hair definitely does not help it
Ew. She looks like my drunkard mother in that last picture. Same facial expression.
Those photos never fail to terrify me.
If she were truly taking her sobriety seriously, she wouldn’t be hanging out in clubs and bars, and she wouldn’t be right back with the same people too. She needs a complete lifestyle change – trying to stay sober in her old lifestyle has repeatedly not worked for her.
LOL Dawning Red.
Looking at the above pictures (ESPECIALLY the top one), I still can’t wrap my head around that frikkin’ Dina calling her “A little girl”. UGH, Puhleeeeeeze, bitch.
barely 25? is that true!?
She’s our little monkey, keeping us entertained.
I find it interesting that lilo drove to “see” sam and sam did not want lilo to drive herself home.
My guess is our lilo was a mess and sam was just trying to protect the other drivers on the road. Much as i’d love to see lilo get caught with another dui….she’d be risking the safety of more than just herself.
Thanks, Sam. But maybe report it to the cops next time? Cuz this here is actually called “enabling”
Then again of I had america’s crackie living next door and cameras aimed at me i’d try to play nice too. Crackie can make things miserable and somehow skates past consequences.
Ok btw…before the “lilo sleeping next to me” tweet sam asked if it was carjacking if she didn’t keep the car, just the idiot from driving. I don’t know if it’s connected to the lilo tweet but it wouldn’t surprise me.
I can’t even muster up an AHAHAHAHAHA any more over the ridiculousness of her lies.
*sigh*
If this is chick is dead before she’s 25, the fault will be two-fold…hers (naturally) and the CA ‘justice system’ which seems to hold two different sets of rules for criminals…one for the everyday joes and one for Crackheads with Money.
Seriously. If the judge and the prosecution did their respective jobs, she’d already be doing at least 1-2 years in prison.
The only thing that’s gonna ever be a wake-up call to her is hard time. No question.
Could she not still be drinking (she’s not wearing a SCRAM bracelet, right?) and, therefore, passing her piss tests, and just not doing the other drugs? Do the piss tests test for alcohol as well?
Yes, and I take my clipped toe nails seriously
Geez kaiser…I get that you write that lindsay lohan is crackhead, Ok there is a history here But go easy on sam ronson here will you? The girl has not done anything to deserve you labelling her like that just because she associated with lohan.i admit i am biased, i met ronson a couple of times and she was extremly polite and struck me as a cool, normal girl. And here’s the thing
Lindsay has 5 rehabs, multiple dui’s and jail stays> been fired from jobs because of her lateness and bad conduct and is generally considered to be unemployable.. Ronson has a clean sheet and a thriving Dj career and command 60 k upwards for her gigs. I think it pretty disgraceful of you to call her a crackhead when i haven’t seen a shred or evidence that she is. She even seems composed and sober in the videos that has a wasted lindsay screaming at her. As henriette said i have only heard that she has tried to help Lohan who is by all accounts extremely troubled and should be treated with some kindness even by gossipera like you. If you actually bother to ask around bit most people hold sam as a good influence but will say that lindsay is surrounded by some really sketchy friend and a mental family
Kaiser – totally agree with your content but consistently using those pictures is just mean. lol
@paul
I agree Ronson has done nothing to deserve being called cracked out, I strongly disagree with lindsay deserving kindness. Kindness and pity are what has kept her from the full brunt of the natural consequences of her bad actions.
Lindsay has taken a big smelly dump on each chance she’s been given. She still refuses to accept the blame for her own choices.
And her treatment of Samantha was dysfunctional to the point of possibly abusive. Public fights to broken windows to wild accusations, lindsay treated Ronson terribly yet Samantha’s still there.
“I still think what I thunk before” lindsay needs jail and Samantha needs a quiet, padded cell with lots of therapy. No sane person would invite the crazy back in their lives. Tho Michael K says it better 🙂
Ugh.
This bitch…