As I’ve mentioned before, there are few fashion houses that I think more highly of than Burberry. I absolutely love with Christopher Bailey has done with the label, but all great men have an Achilles’ heel. Bailey’s problem is that every talentless toothpick wants to wear Burberry, and they want to come to the shows too. I give a pass when it’s someone like Sarah Jessica Parker – for all of SJP’s faults, she loves fashion, and she knows a lot about it. But when the biggest “name” you’ve got at a Burberry show is KATE BOSWORTH, there are problems. Significant problems. Huge problems. Anyway, these photos are from outside of today’s Burberry show in London (it’s currently London Fashion Week). The Bos is wearing Burberry, of course, on her slouchy, emaciated body. And I don’t care that so many of you disagreed with me last Friday – I still think the bitch is jacking her lips, Lohan-style.
And if Kate Bosworth wasn’t enough of a completely useless, self-styled fashion girl-slash-famewhore, Burberry got a special deal: two boring girls for the price of one. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Rachel Bilson was there too.
Finally, you know it’s a sad day when I have to write this: Alexa Chung looked the best out of all of the useless girls. She completes The Trinity of Useless Famewhores.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I agree that C Bailey has been great for Burberry and I generally really like his designs. That outfit on the Bos is too much, tho. Either the top or the bottom with a more subtle piece would work, but together it just looks too…matchy?
Love Burberry shoes, too.
Bilson looks ridic in that coat.
MEOW.
Her HAIR. Ew. Slick and greasy and lifeless. Wash it with a volumizing conditioner please. It looks like you’ve been cleaning your pots and pans with your head.
The outfit itself is TOO MUCH, which in a way is very fitting for Bosworth. Too much try, too much cream, too many trends at once and too much material. She looks hot and stuffy, and like she makes that awful pleather noise when she moves.
She looks like she’s wearing something that would be on the runway – like a concept car. All the looks tossed on one model to show everything. But that doesn’t work in real life. She looks silly.
what about lilly D in red?that was amazing!!
I couldn’t agree more with you, Kaiser. Three fame w*hores!! Is Kate losing hair?
Alexa: The only thing I see is the purse…and I didn’t have to see that.
Rachel: I really like the coat but the rest is yawn.
Kate: It would be a hoot watching kate trying to sit up right on one of those metal folding chairs along the runway. She could ride a horse across country and not wear out the bottom of that dress (can’t say the same for the saddle though).
Uh, she’s had those lips since she was a teenager on that WB show like 10 years ago. But anyway, whatever, that skirt is f’n fabulous.
I had no idea that was Burberry draped over the Bosworth corpse. It’s too much from the jacket to the skirt. The boots…I want her to stop showing off her pencil legs in kid boots. They don’t work on you, bish! Realize this please for all of our sakes!
She had pretty lips before, but I swear she’s Lohan’d them.
http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Kate_Bosworth%20-%201%20-%20Superman_Returns.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/superman_returns/_group_photos/orlando_bloom80.jpg
That woman in the background (first pic) looks like Jennifer Aniston.. lol
The item about Diana Agron and Alex Pettyfer links to Tom Cruise.
And your link about Bosworth’s lips gets a 403Forbidden error.
I can’t stand her, just really can’t stand her. What he hell does she do except hang off her boyfriend and go to fashion shows? Is that it?
And I’m with you Kaiser. I think she’s done her lips too. The top one has no definition.
who’s the fella in the last kate photo with my grandmum’s hair?
he looks like he’s over it.
Um, these are Kate’s real lips.
http://www.allmoviephoto.com/photo/2002_blue_crush_007_big.html
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…boring. Her outfit might look cuter on someone with curves and a personality. She doesn’t have the pazazz to pull it off
EEEEKKKKK!!! I didn’t realize she has two different eye colors. she can’t afford contacts to even them out. The outfit is profane as well are her lips. Get the hook for her.
I’m with Kaiser. She does have naturally full lips with little definition, but they do look like they have had a modest, nicely done plumping. They were flattish in profile before, and they definitely are not now.
And I agree the outfits here are horrible, and I’ve always thought that Sienna Miller was the only woman with legs good enough to pull off the booties with a skirt look.
@Lynda: Why would she want to even out her eye color?
I cannot believe how much better she looked in Blue Crush :O Starvation is certainly not doing her much good!
I’m a bit meh about her outfit. It wears her – on someone else it might look a lot better. The shoes are nice but don’t go with the outfit so all in all a fail IMO. Also her hair looks flat and greasy – why not scrub up for the event?
Burberry looks best on classy women and these 3 are not. God that Emma Watson spread for Burberry was how you’re suppose to wear It an who is supposed to wear it. Bitches need to step down. Bosworth is up first.
To quote Deacon from The King of Queens:
“It’s ass ugly, girl.”
I dont get the appeal of looking like a damn hat rack or why men find that attractive. Her outfit … is atrocious. Her hair… greasy and flat.. kinda like her personality.
The outfit is Tragic. Horrible is a better description. It’s to much. The shirt should be shorter on her or something. The coat is fine but I do not like it with that skirt.
I love Burberry bags & fragrance. However, since Kate is currently holding my ASkars hostage, I’mma say she’s a NO in that outfit. On Constitutional grounds, of course, not based on the fact that I’m green with envy.
I give it six more months before Alex breaks up with her. That outfit is atrocious.
Rachel Bilson, WTF was she thinking with that coat?
Bilson. Coat. WTF?
Bosworth’s colouring is just wrong for that amazing outfit. It needs an olive skinned brunette IMHO.
I know who Rachel Bilson is.
I won’t even pretend to know Alexa Chung.
But what IS Kate Bosworth? She’s someone’s girlfriend, right? I see her name in certain places but no one ever says what she DOES. Is she like a Kardashian or something? Kind of a professional girlfriend?
gee_gee Bosworth is an skinny ass chick who manages to get her hooks into hot men with some unknown reason. I’m guessing she gives great head. You know she’s used to sticking things down her throat & she’s got that gag reflex covered. Also, she sometimes tries to be an actress. I say try because she can’t act.
Orlando Bloom, James Rousseau, Alexander Skarsgard…it’s got to be good head. Right?
“Kind of a professional girlfriend? ” Lol
I wish I had 2 different eye colors. That seems neat to me.
Lips are protruding but not as duckish as Liho.
I do have to say that skirt is AMAZING but not so great on her. She should have paired it with a simple screw (typo & it’s staying) neck black sweater or t-shirt with a black jacket. And she should have picked black booties or pumps. Those boots cut off her legs in all the wrong spots. That skirt needs no other adornments, it’s a statement. You’d want it to stand out.
Had I been dressing Bosworth for this event this http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=28536423 is what I would have put her in. All that beige washes her out and makes her hair look nasty.
I like Kate’s outfit but her face and hair just ruins the entire look. She tried to go for that sexy and alluring look but ended up looking kind of messed up and disheveled. I had to laugh looking at her pictures because that hair was perfect on NY fashion week but now it’s just meh.
BTW, all the serious actresses were at the Mulberry show.
That outfit is like a beige Mad Max trying to pass himself off as chic. Awful.
Why does this woman always pose as if she is a marionette with no one holding the strings?
that skirt looks like my scrubber on my sink. well it looks like a glorified scrubber.
Lips and cheeks.
@ Lynda: Who said you have to fix any flaws on yourself? I have 12 fingers and they all function but why should I removed them? Her eyes make her stand out.
kate, the outfit does not fit you. you sag in some places, do you think you look pretty?
I like the two different eye colours too. Doesn’t Mila Kunis have the same Siberian Husky thing going on?
Are all three of them at the same place? They range from try-too-hard to no-try-at-all!
Yes, Mila Kunis and Jane Seymour also have different colored eyes. It’s beautiful.
I used to work as an RN for a plastic surgeon, and I would say Kate’s definitely had some sort of enhancement. Her lips have never been tiny, mind you, but compare a pic of her from 2000 or 2002 to pics of her from the Calvin Klein show last week. Her lips are so full they have a puffy, sausage-like appearance–all the little lines and creases are stretched out– and what little cupid’s bow she had before is now gone.
Her outfit’s fug, too. She tries way too hard.
The outfit is utterly ridiculous. Too much everything. As usual, she looks a hot mess. And I agree with Kaiser, she’s definitely jacked her face, and more then just her lips, too.
The outfit is hot but it looks horrible on her. It would be rockin’ on someone with a little meat on her bones.
She doesn’t have 2 different colored eyes, she has 2 blue eyes, one has a brown defect in it.
No way to correct it, but no point in glorifying it either. A quirk like having a blue eye and a green eye is cute (as long as they’re otherwise full colored eyes), this looks weird.
That beige outfit is hideous. First the bedazzled skirt that actually looks painful to sit. Then the jacket – the large buttons in addition to the off-centered zipper, on top of the quilted sleeves, on top of the buckle at the throat, on top of the zippers at the wrists. Didn’t the designer ever hear the term “less is more”? And then to pair the over-done beige skirt and jacket with quilted beige shoes? Yikes.
I love the outfit but skirt could have been much better if it was with less metal things. As to her lips I still do not think she has had injections – maybe she is using those lipsticks that can make your lips look fuller just for a few of hours. I am not sure though as she has always had full lips and it will be stupid on her hand to do anything to them.
And Kate is a smart girl in fact. She was in National Honor Society while in school and participates a lot in many charities. The fact that we see her often in the fashion shows, does not mean that she is doing nothing. She loves fashion and journalists will take pictures of whoever goes there. She is beautiful so the journalists will go after her to take pictures. Read more about her, the girl is quite smart.
“talentless toothpick”, lol
I know it breaks your last nerve, but the fashion press loves these girls. They’re really models who occasionally act/present TV shows. I have a fondness for Bilson and Chung as self-stylists, and don’t shoot me, but I really don’t find them pretentious. IMO, they enjoy what they have and don’t rub it in anyone’s face. I said, don’t shoot me!
I can’t help thinking that Bosworth’s bony booty must have gotten very sore sitting on those studs.
I can’t get past her hair – awful!
I think her outfit is cute. Rachel Bilson’s not so much. She should have ditched the coat. And Alexa Chung’s is safe and boring.
Bosworth is just a beautiful girl. She was pretty and looked fit and healthy. But she still a stunning woman
As someone follicularly challenged I feel her pain. There’s only so much you can do, but still, she could do better. The rest? Blech. Although I still think her lips are fab. Please send me dr info asap. Thnx.
I love the outfit. But I hate boring Bosworth. So they cancel each other out
I love Kate’s jacket and her shoes. As separates the pieces are great but all of those tan/cream? colours together as a whole outfit wash her out. I don’t like anything Rachel Bilson is wearing but Alexa does look best in her outfit with the exception of that pale turquoise bag.
bosworth needs to eat something – she is seriously looking like a skull. a skull who is losing her hair due to malnutrition.
Kate’s upper lip looks extra full to me with no definition, but that’s the least of her worries in this pic. Whatever it would take to pull off this look, she doesn’t have it. Way too much busy beige and the hair’s back to stringy.
Kate needs to eat a damn cheeseburger! Big ole ginormous head and little stick body. Not a good look.
Bosworth’s outfit is as odd, ice cold, and leathery-looking as she is.
I am presuming Burberry’s point in its selection of these talentless women is that they sell to self-absorbed mean rich-bi%&*es who have someone else’s money to burn.
dude! bosworth looks nearly bald! what is up!?
Hmmmm, I hate useless celebrities, but Bosworth looks pretty classy to me here. A little overwrought certainly, but it works.
the outfit is AWFUL, and Rachels coat…
talk about bin bags used as outerwear, must be the latest craze!