Kim Zolciak, 32 (ha), reveals her six-month baby bump in a bikini

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If I was Natalie Portman, I would be completely pissed that Life & Style put me on the same cover as RHOA’s Kim Zolciak. And that Kim goes first in the lineup! Goodness. But Life & Style got an exclusive with Kim, including this bikini photo with Kim showing off her six month bump (?). That’s what she’s claiming, anyway. I looked it up – Kim announced her pregnancy to L&S back on November 22, and she showed off her bump then too, claiming that she was three months pregnant at the time. So… at six months, she doesn’t even look that much bigger than when she was three months. Whatever, I’m not going to overanalyze it. I will say that I got a chuckle out of Kim’s continued insistence that she’s 32 years old, though.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta is all about the drama. But these days, Housewife Kim Zolciak is drama-free, six months pregnant and happier than ever! At an exclusive bump-revealing photo shoot with Life & Style on Feb. 20, Kim opens up about her belly, her man — Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann, whom she’s been dating since May — and the possibility of another baby in their future!

“I’ll be 33 when I have this baby, and I’m more in touch with my body now,” Kim tells Life & Style. The reality star, who already has two daughters, Brielle, 13, and Ariana, 9, from a previous marriage, says she’s gained about 20 pounds so far. “I’m definitely eating a lot more now than I did with my girls.”

Not that she — or her man Kroy — minds a little extra weight. “Kroy loves me pregnant. I don’t remember my ex-husband being that into it, but Kroy loves it. He tells me I’m so beautiful.”

Together for nearly 10 months, Kim reveals to Life & Style that she and Kroy are finally shacking up together in Atlanta, just in time for their newborn’s June arrival!

“We’ll be moved in before the baby is born,” she says. So could a ring be far off?

“Kroy’s perfect for me, but we’re not engaged,” Kim tells Life & Style. “If we get married, Kroy would like to have one more child, and I want one too!”

[From Life & Style]

My goodness. Well, I’m glad she seems so happy and content. This Kroy guy seems like a meathead, but hey, some guys just like trashy women. Maybe Kim is just really, really good in bed. Maybe Kroy likes her wigs. Maybe, maybe, maybe.

Here was the November photo of Kim and Kroy:

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Images courtesy of Life & Style.

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  1. Riley says:

    Ugh, Doctor my eyes!

  2. Liana says:

    what has been seen can never be unseen.

  3. normades says:

    I have no idea who this woman is but that top photo is super tacky. And her face is scaring me in the second.

  4. YAY says:

    she is NOT three months younger than me. NO WAY.

  5. Melanie says:

    NeNe claims to be only 40. Delusional.

  6. Melissa says:

    As my Mom would say – she’s a handsome woman.

    And what’s with her skin tone in the bikini photo – couldn’t they fix it up a bit with photoshop? It’s how my skin use to look under the lighting in gym class – it shows all your veins and stuff!

  7. NayNay says:

    There is no way in hell that this woman is younger than me…. No way!!!

  8. Gabriela says:

    No way in hell this bitch is 32. At least, 15 years older. I mean, even Nicole Kidman’s jacked face looks younger than hers.

  9. krissy says:

    She’s always had a bit of a pot belly, so you know not all of that is baby!

  10. Dizzybenny says:

    even her baby bump is made of silicone.
    baby will come out and look like he\she is 10 years old 🙂

  11. Quest says:

    32?????/

    Riiiigggggghhhhttt, I’m older than this chic and she looks like my mother’s age

  12. im awful says:

    some people dont age well…

    she could be a very old looking 32. im 28 and i get mistaken for 20. my mom is 52 and people think shes her sisters daughter sometimes…

    who cares if she says shes 32, she still looks like shes 42.

  13. Bailey says:

    barbies have better hairdos.
    32? whatever she is doing, its all wrong

  14. Sarah says:

    32? Really? There’s no way this woman is only 2 years older than me. She looks a good 10 years older than me.

  15. Isabel says:

    It’s very clear that a lot of that belly is straight up flab. They didn’t even bother to go crazy with the photoshopping.

    Has anyone pulled up birth records, etc. on her? I WANT TO KNOW HER AGE.

    **I would also like to point out that while Kim is a self-proclaimed 32, Alyssa Milano…who looks 10 years her junior…is 38. Discuss.**

  16. Rita says:

    I’m sorry but this is not attractive or interesting to me. In fact, I’m a little grossed out. I’d rather see a flesh colored pillow-bump. (“Her” right arm has to be her husband’s and attached with photoshop).

  17. flotus says:

    She is so nasty! I feel so bad for her two daughters, and now she is bringing another child into the world. Pathetic!

    Better save those pennies Kim, ALL your children will need therapy!!!

  18. lilred says:

    If that’s what 32 is supposed to look like I must be 25.

  19. Sassy says:

    If she’s 32, so am I.

  20. seVen says:

    Bitch please! My 50 year old momma look better then this trick.

  21. original kate says:

    no way is this hot mess 10 years younger than me. but then again until she got pregnant i doubted she was a woman.

  22. TeeTee says:

    I hope she doesn’t pass down her wigs to her daughters.

  23. B*tch please! if this woman is 32, I am 17. I try to not pass judgment but I cannot stand this money hungry slut and I think is wrong that bravo gave this mistress a job. When did it became acceptable to have no morals? why are we rewarding this skank with fame and money? we are so messed up

  24. L says:

    There is no way that woman and I are the same age. No freaking way.

  25. Kerri says:

    So, is this the only way to pose when you are pregnant?

    And if she is 32 and Chelsea Handler is 35 then at my age….i’ll be about 16.

  26. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    her belly doesnt look that much bigger than when she showed it at 3 months..

    Wassup with that???

  27. motheroftheyear says:

    I had a hard time believing her age until I saw her high school yearbook photos (complete with the “correct” year, etc) were posted on dlisted about two years ago. It’s true…she is 32.

    Meanwhile, people actually believe Beyonce is 29?

    The mind is boggled.

  28. Missy says:

    I actually think that she’s telling the truth. If you watch the show, you know that she is a somewhat heavy drinker, smoker, and tanner, all three of which will wreak havoc on your skin. She’s also lazy; by her own admission she’d rather spend thousands on fat-burning machines than tens on a gym membership. I think that laziness and carelessness is reflected in her skincare regimen.

    With that said, she’d be better off claiming she were 50 so people could say, “Oh, she looks pretty good for her age.”

  29. bc says:

    Er…umm…at least they didn’t airbrush the hell out of the first photo?

  30. RHONYC says:

    gross, blotchy skin. ew. 🙁

  31. Jack Ketch says:

    Holy ton of plastic surgery, Batman !!

  32. Julia says:

    I was feeling kind of hungry and then I saw this picture. I think I found a new diet! Awesome!!

  33. Cat says:

    32?? I’m 35 & look younger than that!!!
    The bikini? Meh, looks like some cheap lingerie. Especially the banding on the bottom. -Can’t say much on the belly difference as I ate to my hearts content & only gained 8lbs with my 2nd child & I was 31. 8.5yrs after the first, I expected to gain at least 30 like I did the first time. Can never tell what the body will do.

  34. tapioca says:

    6 months pregnant and dating since May? That is some Kate Hudson sh*t right there!! I think maybe they had to get a move on because she’s clearly over 40.

  35. Brittney says:

    Oh wow, I thought that last picture was Speidi. I was momentarily HORRIFIED at the thought of a Speidi spawn… but now I realize it’s probably very high on their list of famewhore plans.

  36. jujuwee says:

    If she is 32, I am 10

  37. Alix says:

    Yes, somebody please get on the case and find her birth record! No way she’s 32. Hell, her underwear looks older than that.

  38. devilgirl says:

    She is a disgusting piece of white trash!

  39. Cha Cha Loca says:

    32?! Maybe in dog years.

  40. Sumodo1 says:

    I agree with the alcohol, cigarettes and bad eating habits making her look well into her 40s. Just wait until she has a few sleepless nights with a colicky baby–that’ll really put her looks out to pasture. (Fans know she’ll be screaming: “Ohhhhh, Sweetie! Sweetie”–for her assistant to shove a bottle at her spawn)

  41. Jayna says:

    She’s telling the truth. Because by now, throughout three seasons on The Housewives, someone would have called her out on lying about her age that went to school with her. No one ever has all this time, so I guess she really is. She looks far older.

  42. Lola7 says:

    She looks like his mother.

  43. Jane says:

    Why does she keep posing for preggie pictures? Does she think no one knows what a pregnant belly looks like? And that lingerie looks like she got it at a discount store.

  44. kelbear says:

    Enough with the wigs. Is she that damn lazy that she can’t do her own hair. Geesh I just can not stand her!

  45. nanster says:

    @tapioca – that was exactly what I thought! She sure didn’t waste any time…

  46. Blondie says:

    She didn’t waste any time getting pregnant because she wants to be Bethany (sp) and have a spin off show about her new life as mom and wife. And she will probably get it too. Poor stupid Kroy was just a pawn in her game and fell for the okey-doke.

  47. jc126 says:

    She was listed on Wikipedia before as being 48. And rumored to be faking a pregnancy, which obviously she’s not.

  48. Blaze says:

    Why do so many ppl on here care what her age is? SOME PEOPLE DO NOT AGE WELL.

    and even if she is lying, still don’t know what is so interesting about that that it needs to be rehashed over and over and over…

    *sigh* I guess it’s just that I’m a fan of RHOA, and when I saw the 40 comments or so on here I was hoping that at least some would just be about what a hot mess she is in general. I know I could go to the bravo blogs, but the posters there tend to take the shows and the women on them too seriously.

    I wish as many people on celebitchy cared about RHOA as much as they did RHOBH. Oh, well

  49. aenflex says:

    I am 31 and look 15 years younger than her. yech.

  50. anonymous says:

    That top pic looks like a personal pic shot for her own personal collection b4 retouch..the pic on People mag cover is obviously a professional shoot and photoshopped for a mag cover like the one with her boyfriend.

    Forget the cosmetic or superficial part of the story..she spends alot of time on herself thats obvious for commercial reasons being a housewife and all i mean its not like she has a desk job and who cares how old she is, if she can’t cop to it just means shes insecure, she just annoys me with all the chain smoking and drinking around her kids and that one photo of her smoking while pregnant which she denied, it’s like cmon honey you keep saying you’re a nurse and then you chain smoke around your young kids in the house in every scene? n chain smoking will age you, the atlanta HW show is only 3 seasons old but if you see her old scenes from 3 seasons ago its amazing how she looks 10 years younger like a different person almost so she prob is in her early 30’s, i thought wow thats all that smoke and non stop drinking and if you have fair skin its more obvious, shes super fair and the wig is Over-kill time to just wear your natural hair but i guess she has a wig line coming out so.

  51. neelyo says:

    This is the third pregnant man, right?

  52. Eleonor says:

    You mean 42 right?

  53. Matt says:

    How can her baby bump be exactly the same size at three and six months?!

    And she is still trying to pass herself off as 32?! Lunatic.

  54. TQB says:

    I know I’m preaching to the choir, but it just CHAFES me to no end when she insists she’s 32.

    Better to say she’s 48 and have people marvel at how young she looks.

  55. Az says:

    I cannot stand this woman. Everything about her is disgusting: her face her wigs, her attitude, the mouth on her… The way she ran around calling everyone “love” this season. She is just grotesque.

  56. skilo says:

    Poor child doomed from conception.

  57. Camille says:

    Wow she is fug. Poor thing. And I don’t know why but I think bikinis should never look like lingerie. That’s just…weird.

  58. Eden says:

    I remember someone finding her high school yearbook photo and the year she graduated checked out with the age she claims to be. I think she really is a hard 32.
    Yes, cigs, booze and a bad diet all can cause premature aging but I think the major reason she looks so old is because of the massive amounts of fillers and botox she has in her face. It’s just like what Heidi Montag did to herself.
    Young women that get too much done on their faces wind up looking 50.
    I agree with “anonymous”, she did look 10 years younger before she started filling and freezing her face to the extreme.
    I think she’s really funny to watch on the show.

  59. Sam says:

    I get it, you’re pregnant. Put your clothes back on.

  60. Isa says:

    She should’ve gotten a bathing suit with a lot more coverage.

  61. echolocate says:

    Whenever Andy shows a flashback to season 1 and then the camera returns to the present to catch her reaction, it’s really amazing how much worse her face looks now. I thought she looked old back then, but she was as fresh as a daisy compared to now. I agree it’s the habits, plus the plastic surgery/fillers. The lips are the primary culprit. She contorts them in weird ways when confronted on anything shady she’s done, and they go all akimbo. It’s nutty.

    My primary issue with her is smoking right on top of the kids (even though they tried to get her to quit by pitching her cigs). Now she lets Sweetie do the same! Two people, one who is hired help, smoking all over the damn kids. I wonder if Kroy will allow Kim and Sweetie to smoke around his kid. I predict they’ll be sneaking smokes while standing around the baby’s crib and giggling about how what Kroy doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

    Kim’s also famous for driving with a glass of white wine (with ice!), and she also said her kids’ dinners are usually fast food. That seemed ridiculous to me coming from a woman who spares no expense on herself. Fancy and healthier places will give you takeout, too. I have no issue with occasional fast food, but to make that the staple of the kids’ diet is pretty wrong considering how many options she has. Laziest person in America.

    Kroy might be a few bricks shy of a load. I’m convinced Kim is a fantastic con artist whose victims are either 1) stupid, 2) horny, or 3) too nice. Kandi was 3, Big Papa was 2, and this poor devil might be the trifecta.

  62. Wresa says:

    For all the reasons ya’ll hate her, I love her!! Say what you want, she is her own person who doesn’t care what anyone thinks about her. I love her cigarette-sucking potty mouth and that she is a shameless gold digger! Congrats on all your success Kim!!

    That said, I am so over the naked or semi-naked pregnant photos. Its not daring any more, totally played out.

  63. Seriously, check out the size of her HANDS!!! She is with an NFL defensive lineman, and her hands are bigger!!!

    Upon further inspection…..looks like a few other body parts are, well, quite a bit bigger than his….jaw, nose, grill, and the quite obvious ‘belly’…..makes me wonder about the some other parts….and if she is really actually pregnant.

    Cause she may not have the prerequisite equipment for the job, and if she does…..is surely outdated….its called MENOPAUSE!!!

  64. JQ says:

    If she is telling the truth about her age, then she’s 2 years younger than me and looks about 10 years OLDER than me. Far be it from me to deny a woman to lie about her age…the only thing that made the adults in my family laugh after my mother had passed away when I was 9 was when I read the obituary. In it, the obit said my mother was 42. I started getting upset because my mother had always said she was 29 and I believed her. She certainly looked good enough to be 29. Kim however does not look 32. Sure, maybe she smokes and drinks a lot. I smoked (up until I got pregnant) and previously drank a ton and did drugs and most people don’t even think I’ve turned 30 yet.

    I wonder if she’ll put a tacky wig on the baby too.

  65. Megatrona says:

    I think “Kroy” and this woman should not be reproducing, that poor kid is gonna be one unfortunate looking human…..

  66. Maud says:

    If she got that beak fixed she might pass for 42. Also, why do pregnant woman pose like that, holding their bellies like the damn baby is about the fall out?

  67. Ruffian9 says:

    Kroy? Kroy?
    WHAT?

    Also..32…ya right

    ETA: That is one boatload of makeup

  68. Val says:

    She really is 32. He really is stupid. The RHOA really is getting stupid and boring.

  69. CB Rawks says:

    If you look that haggard at 33, wouldn’t you want to stay quiet about it? It just shows you have some tragic premature-aging disorder.
    Is she looking for sympathy perhaps? Because hey sweety, I do feel bad for you.