Kellan Lutz wants attention. We should all be focused on Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz is epic. Kellan Lutz is talented. Kellan Lutz has a great body. Kellan Lutz’s body is Kellan Lutz’s talent. Kellan Lutz knows that everybody needs some Kellan Lutz photos to make their day complete. Kellan Lutz says “You’re welcome.”
Kellan Lutz goes to the gym all of the time. Kellan Lutz calls the paparazzi to let them know when Kellan Lutz is going to the gym, so the paparazzi can get the best shots of Kellan Lutz’s magnificent body. Kellan Lutz has been working on Kellan Lutz’s arms in particular, because as you can see, Kellan Lutz’s legs are rather tiny and girlish. Kellan Lutz only cares about the waist up. Besides, Kellan Lutz’s arms need to be big. Because Kellan Lutz is so much bigger than The Anti-Kellan Lutz, Robert “Not Kellan Lutz” Pattinson.
Would you like more Kellan Lutz? Here is more Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz has dogs. Kellan Lutz makes sure that Kellan Lutz’s dogs won‘t pull too much focus, because Kellan Lutz must be the center of everything. Plus, Kellan Lutz knows that the ladies like a man with a dog. But most of all, Kellan Lutz knows that the ladies love Kellan Lutz.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Not bad, but I like Jeremy Renner’s arms better. Love JR’s GQ pics.
Is he fingering the dog’s ass?
Nice socks and shoes. Freak
He’s in great shape, but he just doesn’t do it for me.
too bad, he looks like a gremlin: http://phasezero.ca/img/gremlin.jpg
His chihuahua’s angry face is cuter than Kellan.
Quest – Kellan Lutz knows that Kellan Lutz’s dog needs to be finger-banged.
@ Kaiser – LMFAO
On the “poor taste” side, he’s auditioning for HGF. On the cool side, the world knows HGF is the place to be.
Michael K @ dlisted says Lutz is always going to the gym or leaving the gym. And, yes–girly legs–snicker, snicker.
MY GOD, there is just nothing worse than a guy who does all that to his upper body and completely ignores the lower…ugh chicken legs…
nice socks, asshole.
no likey
Still can’t get over the dog’s face – priceless. PETA needs to see this
@kaiser
“finger banged” I just got a hernia.
Big arms, meat head, little peen
KsGirl doesnt mind Kellan Lutz’s arms, not at all, but KsGirl’s thoughts on Kellan Lutz have been raised by looking at photos of Kellan Lutz and Kellan Lutz’s cute doggies.
@ Normades… My thoughts exactly
At least we know Tatum Channing doesnt suffer the same fate (little peen)
Kellan Lutz wears glow-in-the-dark Nike shoes?
I don’t ever see him getting a huge career, unless it’s to play a serial killer. That guy looks like a creep.
I’d hit it then make him do the walk of shame.
He’s a bit TOO buffed. I mean, he looks huge.
It totally looks like he is boning the dog with his fingers Quest, LMAO
Good one Quest
Kaiser, you are so f-cking hilarious. I just wanted to tell you that. I laughed throughout the entire article. My roommate thought I was choking, hahaha
@#2 – had to scroll up and look at that picture you referred to. Funny!
I was cracking up the entire time reading this. Thanks for the laugh 🙂
Why is he dressed like Shoeless Joe jackson?
Johnny Bravo.
Dude…*shakes head*
I gotta get out more, I have no idea who he is.
Kaiser – I think Quest really brought out your funny bone on the finger-bang theory. LOL
Who exactly is Kellan Lutz?
God – I am getting too old
@Rita: @kaiser “finger banged” I just got a hernia.
Well the dog got a hemorrhoid.
Hell, when your shorts are that long and your socks are that high why don’t you just wear pants?
Whosoever, started this KL finger shit business had me laughing so hard I farted.
was gonna say something mean until I realized one of his dogs looks like a rescue.. so good for him 🙂
I am glad I read this post even though I have no freaking clue who Kellen Lutz is. LOLOL! I guess I know now!
He looks like he’d be a douche and selfish in bed.
i really find his body unattractive, id rather his top half be like his legs, slim with a bit of muscle is far better
Yes, look at his arms to distract from the Cinderella legs. -Probably wouldn’t look so bad, but the socks?!?!? & black at that makes his legs look like spindles!
Kellan Lutz SMASH.
Has anyone ever noticed his initials are K. Lutz? As in klutz?? God I need a life.
I really want to think the best of him based on small glimpses of interview I’ve seen him in – but, I have to say, he does come across like a tool a lot of times in pics such as these.
It is such a turn-OFF for a guy to spend this much time on himself. I don’t even think he looks attractive. He looks freaky. For all the time he is spending to look like this and I don’t even find it attractive.
“K.Lutz’s body is K. Lutz’s talent”
hahaha…
Kaiser, answering your question: No, I do not want more K. Lutz. It’s was enough for the whole day and weekend. I vote him off HGF! hahaha
Nothing remotely attractive about him. Not to mention he is a bad actor.
The third-person talk from these posts ALWAYS cracks me up! 😀
These Kellan Lutz posts are my happy place. Sorry, they are monsley’s happy place.
Reading this article kinda got me a bit cross-eyed. XD
OMFG Kellan Lutz is masculine perfection!
All the comments on this posting are hilarious thank you
Kaiser, you make my day with Kellan Lutz posts!
You just know Kellan Lutz scours the internet for pics, posts, and comments about Kellan Lutz.
My all-time fave pic is the one where he is reading a book up in a tree. Anybody remember that one? He is so ridiculous!
His shoulders are clearly pumped up with Synthol.
Ah, Kellan, Kellan Lutz. You just know he has mobile alerts for any mentions on the Interwebs, and that this site confuses him. He be sitting there reading it, going- “Yes, all this is true! Why do people laugh when they read about Kellan Lutz?”