Kellan Lutz wants you to pay attention to Kellan Lutz’s magnificent arms

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Kellan Lutz wants attention. We should all be focused on Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz is epic. Kellan Lutz is talented. Kellan Lutz has a great body. Kellan Lutz’s body is Kellan Lutz’s talent. Kellan Lutz knows that everybody needs some Kellan Lutz photos to make their day complete. Kellan Lutz says “You’re welcome.”

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Kellan Lutz goes to the gym all of the time. Kellan Lutz calls the paparazzi to let them know when Kellan Lutz is going to the gym, so the paparazzi can get the best shots of Kellan Lutz’s magnificent body. Kellan Lutz has been working on Kellan Lutz’s arms in particular, because as you can see, Kellan Lutz’s legs are rather tiny and girlish. Kellan Lutz only cares about the waist up. Besides, Kellan Lutz’s arms need to be big. Because Kellan Lutz is so much bigger than The Anti-Kellan Lutz, Robert “Not Kellan Lutz” Pattinson.

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Would you like more Kellan Lutz? Here is more Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz has dogs. Kellan Lutz makes sure that Kellan Lutz’s dogs won‘t pull too much focus, because Kellan Lutz must be the center of everything. Plus, Kellan Lutz knows that the ladies like a man with a dog. But most of all, Kellan Lutz knows that the ladies love Kellan Lutz.

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  1. Racheal says:

    Not bad, but I like Jeremy Renner’s arms better. Love JR’s GQ pics.

  2. Quest says:

    Is he fingering the dog’s ass?

  3. David says:

    Nice socks and shoes. Freak

  4. Katie says:

    He’s in great shape, but he just doesn’t do it for me.

  5. malachais says:

    too bad, he looks like a gremlin: http://phasezero.ca/img/gremlin.jpg

    His chihuahua’s angry face is cuter than Kellan.

  6. Kaiser says:

    Quest – Kellan Lutz knows that Kellan Lutz’s dog needs to be finger-banged.

  7. Quest says:

    @ Kaiser – LMFAO

  8. Rita says:

    On the “poor taste” side, he’s auditioning for HGF. On the cool side, the world knows HGF is the place to be.

  9. Ellen says:

    Michael K @ dlisted says Lutz is always going to the gym or leaving the gym. And, yes–girly legs–snicker, snicker.

  10. anon33 says:

    MY GOD, there is just nothing worse than a guy who does all that to his upper body and completely ignores the lower…ugh chicken legs…

  11. Liana says:

    nice socks, asshole.

  12. bunkins says:

    no likey

  13. Quest says:

    Still can’t get over the dog’s face – priceless. PETA needs to see this

  14. Rita says:

    @kaiser

    “finger banged” I just got a hernia.

  15. normades says:

    Big arms, meat head, little peen

  16. KsGirl says:

    KsGirl doesnt mind Kellan Lutz’s arms, not at all, but KsGirl’s thoughts on Kellan Lutz have been raised by looking at photos of Kellan Lutz and Kellan Lutz’s cute doggies.

  17. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    @ Normades… My thoughts exactly

    At least we know Tatum Channing doesnt suffer the same fate (little peen)

  18. Cherry Rose says:

    Kellan Lutz wears glow-in-the-dark Nike shoes?

    I don’t ever see him getting a huge career, unless it’s to play a serial killer. That guy looks like a creep.

  19. seVen says:

    I’d hit it then make him do the walk of shame.

  20. GG says:

    He’s a bit TOO buffed. I mean, he looks huge.

  21. Pam says:

    It totally looks like he is boning the dog with his fingers Quest, LMAO

  22. Heatherrr says:

    Good one Quest

  23. Blaster says:

    Kaiser, you are so f-cking hilarious. I just wanted to tell you that. I laughed throughout the entire article. My roommate thought I was choking, hahaha

  24. Rave says:

    @#2 – had to scroll up and look at that picture you referred to. Funny!

  25. Jen says:

    I was cracking up the entire time reading this. Thanks for the laugh 🙂

  26. jen says:

    Why is he dressed like Shoeless Joe jackson?

  27. Dingles says:

    Johnny Bravo.

  28. brin says:

    Dude…*shakes head*

  29. Diane says:

    I gotta get out more, I have no idea who he is.

  30. angela says:

    Kaiser – I think Quest really brought out your funny bone on the finger-bang theory. LOL

  31. Karin says:

    Who exactly is Kellan Lutz?

    God – I am getting too old

  32. lilred says:

    @Rita: @kaiser “finger banged” I just got a hernia.

    Well the dog got a hemorrhoid.

  33. lilred says:

    Hell, when your shorts are that long and your socks are that high why don’t you just wear pants?

  34. Grego says:

    Whosoever, started this KL finger shit business had me laughing so hard I farted.

  35. rissa says:

    was gonna say something mean until I realized one of his dogs looks like a rescue.. so good for him 🙂

  36. Melanie says:

    I am glad I read this post even though I have no freaking clue who Kellen Lutz is. LOLOL! I guess I know now!

  37. Caitlin says:

    He looks like he’d be a douche and selfish in bed.

  38. latam says:

    i really find his body unattractive, id rather his top half be like his legs, slim with a bit of muscle is far better

  39. Cat says:

    Yes, look at his arms to distract from the Cinderella legs. -Probably wouldn’t look so bad, but the socks?!?!? & black at that makes his legs look like spindles!

  40. EdithP says:

    Kellan Lutz SMASH.

  41. kayls says:

    Has anyone ever noticed his initials are K. Lutz? As in klutz?? God I need a life.

  42. hairball says:

    I really want to think the best of him based on small glimpses of interview I’ve seen him in – but, I have to say, he does come across like a tool a lot of times in pics such as these.

    It is such a turn-OFF for a guy to spend this much time on himself. I don’t even think he looks attractive. He looks freaky. For all the time he is spending to look like this and I don’t even find it attractive.

  43. Lucy says:

    “K.Lutz’s body is K. Lutz’s talent”

    hahaha…

    Kaiser, answering your question: No, I do not want more K. Lutz. It’s was enough for the whole day and weekend. I vote him off HGF! hahaha

  44. StrawberryGirl says:

    Nothing remotely attractive about him. Not to mention he is a bad actor.

  45. jemshoes says:

    The third-person talk from these posts ALWAYS cracks me up! 😀

  46. monsley says:

    These Kellan Lutz posts are my happy place. Sorry, they are monsley’s happy place.

  47. foobie says:

    Reading this article kinda got me a bit cross-eyed. XD

  48. BamaGuy says:

    OMFG Kellan Lutz is masculine perfection!

  49. Ari says:

    All the comments on this posting are hilarious thank you

  50. Beck says:

    Kaiser, you make my day with Kellan Lutz posts!

    You just know Kellan Lutz scours the internet for pics, posts, and comments about Kellan Lutz.

    My all-time fave pic is the one where he is reading a book up in a tree. Anybody remember that one? He is so ridiculous!

  51. Frank says:

    His shoulders are clearly pumped up with Synthol.

  52. helen says:

    Ah, Kellan, Kellan Lutz. You just know he has mobile alerts for any mentions on the Interwebs, and that this site confuses him. He be sitting there reading it, going- “Yes, all this is true! Why do people laugh when they read about Kellan Lutz?”