Jenna Jameson has just confirmed my theory that the more times you have sex in one night, the more babies you can get pregnant with. Everyone knows that’s how you get multiples. Actually, if that were true, Jenna should be pregnant with a hell of a lot of kids. But I’m going to start that rumor anyway so that anyone having quadruplets or above can feel slightly embarrassed. Or proud, depending on how you roll.
Jameson has confirmed that she and boyfriend Tito Oritz are expecting twins.
Yes everyone, I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins! I had my second ultrasound today and was greeted by two big healthy babies with pounding hearts. I can’t even express the extreme serenity that came over me once I saw my children inside me. It has been my dream to have children for an exremely long time, and I truly feel like finally… the time is right and god has blessed me. I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.
Tito is happier than I have ever seen him, it is so fulfilling to see him so proud. He looked me in the eye today after our doctors appointmet and said “I’m the luckiest man on earth… thank you for having my babies”. I cried.
i have been spending my days on bedrest, not because it is doctor ordered… but because, I am so incredibly fatigued and nauseous. Its hard to drag myself out of bed some mornings, which is hard for me… since I am always so active! I have officially gained 7 pounds so far, and am planning on a lot more. I crave fruit by the gallon… ornages and pineapple are at the top of my list. Cereal at 3 am suits me every night!
[From Jenna’s Myspace via Dlisted]
Thank God Jenna got pregnant on a night when she only had sex twice. Can you imagine what could have happened if she got pregnant when she was still a porn star? That could easily be 30 babies right there. And they’d all come out different and confused.
Speaking of confused, can you imagine what it’d be like to have Jenna Jameson as your mom? She’s probably the most famous porn star in the world. And at some point you’re going to reach an age where you realize that. I’m sure a lot of kids wished their parents were famous. But for that?
Here’s Jenna and Tito at the opening of CatHouse Restaurant and Lounge at the Luxor Hotel on December 29th, thanks to PRPhotos.
I don’t know much about this person, but someone ought to let her know that the same 5 pounds of make-up required in the porn industry is not flattering in any context. More makeup does not result in more pretty. Ugh.
Ho boy… ooops I mean Oh boy! 🙄
It’ll be interesting to see if she continues to slut it up when she’s a mom (ala Pamela Anderson), or if parenthood calms her down a bit. On the plus side, I have a distant memory of her pre-plastic surgery face being very attractive, so the babies should be cute. Although Tito’s kinda funky looking, but I’ll just stop …
Ew. Well, she won’t have to push much. Hotdog meet hallway.
I hope none of them is a boy. It can’t be fun when they start buying porn movies and they realise their mom is the star doing weird things.
Whats with the twin craze?
I thought she had been pregnant with twins for years. Now she’s having a baby too!?
It’s gonna be hard to explain her unusual past to say the least. 😳 I read somewhere she suffered a lot of abuse and had a pretty awful childhood. Wasn’t she supposed to have tried to conceive but had trouble? Maybe she’ll try that much harder to give them the childhood she never had.
Hopefully it will be healing for her as well.
I’m Team Jenna too. I heard about her background too, and I hope that she’s found some peace. Becoming a mother is a gift, and I think she recognizes it, so congrats to her and Huey and let’s hope she never finds her self back in porn!!
You said it Lola- What’s with the twin craze….she’s what, the ninth celeb to have twins in the past year or two?
**EDIT**
Ok, since 2004 these celebs have had twins
1.Julia Roberts
2.Marcia Gay Harden
3.Martie Maguire
4.Geena Davis
5.Patrick Dempsey
6.Marcia Cross
7.Garcelle Beauvais-Nilon
8.Dennis Quaid
9.Nancy Grace
10.Jenifer Lopez
11.Angelina Jolie
yeahbaby.com has a complete list, but it doesn’t have dates on them or I’d add more…still seems like a lot…
Congrats! She sounds very happy and content…that’s always nice to see 🙂
And I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating: Her choice in careers in no way indicates what kind of mother she’ll be. She’s made enough money at 34 to be able to stay home with those babies until they go off to college. More power to her…and Tito.
Well, congrats to the happy couple. I wonder what those kiddos will look like…
I think there MUST be fertility drugs in the water. This is crazy!
Can you imagine those poor kids at school? Your mom’s a porn star, your mom’s a porn star! How does one react to this? They’d better start a psychotherapy account for the twins right now.
It’s not a ‘twins craze’, it’s visits to a fertility clinic. These women’s bodies are laced with chemicals from the plastic surgeries, the smoggy LA air, the nasty California water and trendy nutritionally void food they consume- not to mention the 14 hour days spent partying, shopping and working. Unsuitable to become pregnant in the end.
Jess’ “hotdog meet hallway” just allowed me to personally demonstrate that one can laugh and retch simultaneously.
Jenna needs a Silkwood-style shower, stat.
i live in california and i dont think our water is nasty…
She’s gonna totally ruin that vag rejuvenation surgery she had…No, wait. I see a scheduled C-section in her future.
Well since Jenna’s a porn star veteran she should have no trouble delivering those twins vaginally. They may have to do a c-section though if her vag is determined to be a biological hazard. I can’t imagine a skankier looking pregnant mother though. How can you even see if she has a healthy pregnancy glow thru all the damn fake tan and pancake makeup. Sorry guys, she’s just gross!!
Not everyone who lives in California is a walking piece of molded plastic. And as for the water, that’s why we have Arrowhead silly!
But anyways, congrats to her and her bobo man. Despite people’s mistakes in the past, everyone deserves the happiness that comes from having a happy healthy baby.
Twins are the new black. To quote a fellow blogger on this site: “Twin it or bin it”.
She used to be so pretty! She has really ruined her face. What a pity.
Holy crap!! Those poor doomed children and the barrage of major psychological damage thats waiting for them in the years to come!
Thank God Jenna got pregnant on a night when she only had sex twice. Can you imagine what could have happened if she got pregnant when she was still a porn star? That could easily be 30 babies right there. And they’d all come out different and confused
You’re kidding me right. You do realise that twins are the result of a split egg/embryo, not having sex twice and that even if she got pregnant after having sex with 30 men in one night she can only get pregnant by one of those men resulting in one baby unless the embryo splits and results in a multiple birth. Tell me this is a joke please.
lmao… pinkiepie? You’re new here, huh?
Pinkiepie, meet celebitchy writer Jaybird… she’s all wit, humor and sarcasm! You’ll pick it up.
On topic – Maybe I’m just a jealous, bitter person, but as hard as I’m trying to be happy for Jameson, I’m not. 😳
Those babies will come out with some artifacts that were left in that tunnel of LOVE…hopefully nothing belonging to Ron Jeremy….yuck
YOUR THEORY is STUPIDITY…she took fertility drugs you moron, she has had multiply miscarriages and she is taking hormones just to keep pregnant…and it still might not work…
She gives new meaning to rode hard and put away wet….