“Penelope Cruz one-ups Robert Pattinson’s gator” links

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Penelope Cruz one-ups Sparkles‘ VF cover: “I got a lamb, bitches!” [A Socialite Life]
Adele!! I love Adele. She‘s amazing. [LaineyGossip]
The ten most-paused movie moments. Sadly, no one pauses dongs. Damn! [Pajiba]
Did Courteney Cox get new boobs for her jumpoff? Discuss. [Dlisted]
Kylie Bisutti in FHM – she looks Rosie Huntington-ish. [Yeeeah]
Lady Gaga is a model now. She fancy. [PopBytes]
Someone slapped Gwyneth Paltrow, thank God. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Anne Hathaway‘s boyfriend looks like the budget Gosdong. [Pop Sugar]
That full Armani commercial starring Megan Fox. It‘s so boring! [Celebuzz]
Kate Moss gets ‘Shopped for Dior. [Agent Bedhead]
Charlie Sheen‘s crazy is so powerful, no one else is getting any attention. [PopEater]
Andy Dick snorts cocaine. Makes sense. [Radar]
Newt Gingrich & Rick Frothy-Anal-Leak might be running for Prez. [Gawker]
Amanda Seyfried wears heels, doesn‘t bust ass. [The Blemish]
Some Alessandro Ambrosio tittay pics. [IDLITW]
I think Jessica Szohr is so pretty, but this dress is hideous. [Go Fug Yourself]
Rihanna‘s insane legs, no pants. [Evil Beet]

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  1. Cherry Rose says:

    I like lambs a lot better than I do alligators, so Penelope wins.

  2. brin says:

    “Cracked-out Daily” has Charlie Sheen and a dead rat on it’s next cover.

  3. DetRiotgirl says:

    The way the ear on that sheep is positioned, for a split second I thought it was some kind of weird fuzzy unicorn. I was all set to say “unicorn sheep trumps your standard issue alligator everytime!” when I realized my mistake.

  4. Relli says:

    “Anne Hathaway‘s boyfriend looks like the budget Gosdong.”

    That’s funny because Anne and Ryan (and me) all have the same birthday!

  5. jane16 says:

    Good grief that looks lame. Yesterday, Michael K had a hilarious line about the Pattinson gator pic, he said he looked like an Amish Paul Hogan.

  6. Alarmjaguar says:

    Re Jessica Szohr’s dress: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, can we just stop with this lace peek-a-boo thing.

  7. TQB says:

    @DetRiotgirl, how can we make the unicorn sheep cover happen???

  8. No-Sensei says:

    I really hope this starts a ‘celeb with random animal’ magazine cover trend.

  9. No-Sensei says:

    Oo oo oo! Lohan with a skunk! Britney with a bald headed eagle? Paris with a tapeworm?

  10. Yael says:

    Darn she looks like sara martin…ew! if this thing can be a model, then anyone can and look WAY better than her…gee!!!!!!!! what’s the world come up to?????!!!!!!!!!

  11. Beth says:

    Rob’s crocodile could eat Penelope’s stupid lamb.

  12. Newbie says:

    Uh…is that gator alive? Or is it dead? Or is it drugged? Or is it fake? All sorts of confused.

  13. Newbie says:

    Penelope Cruz is one of the most beautiful women alive. Has she ever had any surgery that we know of?

  14. JuJuBee says:

    Is that an old Pene photo? She looks like she did when she was doing print ads for Ralph Lauren ages ago. Anyhoo, Adele is a goddess. Listen to anything by Adele and you realized just what a joke that Kardashian crap is.

  15. maria says:

    This reminds me of when Cameron Diaz says Penelope looks like a moth in Vanilla Sky. I can see the moth face in this cover. Now I wil say something nice – Penelope was awesome in both Volver and Vicki Christina Barcelona.

  16. latvian lady says:

    Courtney Cox definitely got a boob job. She was always small on Friends.