Penelope Cruz one-ups Sparkles‘ VF cover: “I got a lamb, bitches!” [A Socialite Life]
Adele!! I love Adele. She‘s amazing. [LaineyGossip]
The ten most-paused movie moments. Sadly, no one pauses dongs. Damn! [Pajiba]
Did Courteney Cox get new boobs for her jumpoff? Discuss. [Dlisted]
Kylie Bisutti in FHM – she looks Rosie Huntington-ish. [Yeeeah]
Lady Gaga is a model now. She fancy. [PopBytes]
Someone slapped Gwyneth Paltrow, thank God. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Anne Hathaway‘s boyfriend looks like the budget Gosdong. [Pop Sugar]
That full Armani commercial starring Megan Fox. It‘s so boring! [Celebuzz]
Kate Moss gets ‘Shopped for Dior. [Agent Bedhead]
Charlie Sheen‘s crazy is so powerful, no one else is getting any attention. [PopEater]
Andy Dick snorts cocaine. Makes sense. [Radar]
Newt Gingrich & Rick Frothy-Anal-Leak might be running for Prez. [Gawker]
Amanda Seyfried wears heels, doesn‘t bust ass. [The Blemish]
Some Alessandro Ambrosio tittay pics. [IDLITW]
I think Jessica Szohr is so pretty, but this dress is hideous. [Go Fug Yourself]
Rihanna‘s insane legs, no pants. [Evil Beet]
I like lambs a lot better than I do alligators, so Penelope wins.
“Cracked-out Daily” has Charlie Sheen and a dead rat on it’s next cover.
The way the ear on that sheep is positioned, for a split second I thought it was some kind of weird fuzzy unicorn. I was all set to say “unicorn sheep trumps your standard issue alligator everytime!” when I realized my mistake.
“Anne Hathaway‘s boyfriend looks like the budget Gosdong.”
That’s funny because Anne and Ryan (and me) all have the same birthday!
Good grief that looks lame. Yesterday, Michael K had a hilarious line about the Pattinson gator pic, he said he looked like an Amish Paul Hogan.
Re Jessica Szohr’s dress: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, can we just stop with this lace peek-a-boo thing.
@DetRiotgirl, how can we make the unicorn sheep cover happen???
I really hope this starts a ‘celeb with random animal’ magazine cover trend.
Oo oo oo! Lohan with a skunk! Britney with a bald headed eagle? Paris with a tapeworm?
Darn she looks like sara martin…ew! if this thing can be a model, then anyone can and look WAY better than her…gee!!!!!!!! what’s the world come up to?????!!!!!!!!!
Rob’s crocodile could eat Penelope’s stupid lamb.
Uh…is that gator alive? Or is it dead? Or is it drugged? Or is it fake? All sorts of confused.
Penelope Cruz is one of the most beautiful women alive. Has she ever had any surgery that we know of?
Is that an old Pene photo? She looks like she did when she was doing print ads for Ralph Lauren ages ago. Anyhoo, Adele is a goddess. Listen to anything by Adele and you realized just what a joke that Kardashian crap is.
This reminds me of when Cameron Diaz says Penelope looks like a moth in Vanilla Sky. I can see the moth face in this cover. Now I wil say something nice – Penelope was awesome in both Volver and Vicki Christina Barcelona.
Courtney Cox definitely got a boob job. She was always small on Friends.