Amy Winehouse continues to find a seemingly impossible amount of new ways to be utterly revolting. You might think that after the all night benders, the scaly impetigo skin, or the rats nest of hair that’s probably home to a plethora of beetles, Amy wouldn’t go out of her way to find new, inventive means to be disgusting. But you’d be wrong. Because Amy Winehouse lives in a world far, far displaced from the normal rules and morays of society. It’s a place where it’s totally acceptable to borrow $50,000 worth of dresses from a top-notch designer, and then return them stained with vomit.

We’ve heard of some sick stunts in our time – but Amy Winehouse’s latest escapade beats the lot. She’s landed herself with a massive £25,000 bill after borrowing posh designer frocks – and returning them with her own unique calling card… splattered with vomit. Even worse, when the Back To Black singer finally returned the puke-stained outfits, her little deposits had green, furry mould growing on them. Revolting!

Unsurprisingly, 25-year-old Amy has now been blacklisted by furious fashion PRs and shouldn’t expect any loans or freebies for a while. Our insider reveals: “Harvey Nichols loaned Amy £25k’s worth of silk and satin dresses. Unfortunately, while wearing one of the frocks, she went on an all-night bender. She ended up in the loos, where she was violently sick. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty.”

If Amy had, er, cleaned up her act (and the outfit) there would have been no problem. But it seems she forgot that dress wasn’t hers to mess up. We hear: “She eventually couriered them back on Monday, but didn’t wrap them separately. So sick had gone on all the clothes. Even worse, green, furry mould had developed on some gowns, making them unwearable.

“The store publicists weren’t best pleased. They send stuff out to celebs all the time, but it never gets into such a state. I doubt Amy will be sent any more designer gear for a while and the store has now asked for its £25k back.”

[From the Mirror]

That is utterly disgusting. There are some things you expect of Amy Winehouse, but there are other things that are so disgusting you don’t expect them of anyone. If nothing else, I’d assume Amy has an assistant or some sort of handler that takes care of her errands, and that person would have prevented vomit and mold-ridden dresses from being returned to the generous store. It’s just gotten to the point where it’s sort of a “what will she do next?” situation. And no matter what you think Amy’s capable of, it’s always something worse.

Here is Amy on Sept. 11. There’s also a photo of a paparazzi van decorated for her birthday outside her house on Sept. 14. Credit: WENN