The times they are a changing at the Playboy mansion. All the kids have to leave the nest eventually, and while Hef’s blondes aren’t exactly kids, they’re sure young enough to be his children. According to website What Would Tyler Durden Do, some major shiz has gone down at the mansion, and some big changes are ahead. Hef is breaking up with both Kendra and Bridgett. He’s staying with Holly, but the phrase “for now” makes you wonder. And the show will end after the sixth season.

– The sixth season will be the last for Girls Next Door. Hef has made the decision to end the show and his relationship with Kendra and Bridgett. He and Holly are still together, for now. Season 5 will be the last with the three original girlfriends. Season 6 will focus on finding replacements, maybe two, maybe three.
– The search is already underway. Two new girls, one 19 and one 22, were at the Playboy mansion this past weekend as possible replacements. They are not current Playboy or professional models, both have regular jobs.
– Miss October 2008 Kelly Carrington may be on the short list to become one of the new girlfriends.
– Dasha is not on the list to replace Kendra or anyone else. That story was put out by her people. There is no validity to it.
– Kendra is absolutely engaged to Hank Baskett. She has to deny it publicly for the sake of the show but in reality Hef knows and is fine with it.
– Bridgett really has not had sex in three years. She is dating someone but they have not slept together. It’s not clear why, maybe a lingering sense of loyalty to Hef. He would not care if she did. Hef adores Bridgett and wants the best for her, including a happy relationship, as long as its kept quiet for a few more months.
– Hef is with Holly, Holly is with Hef. For now. They have made no decision about their future. He can’t marry her but they have tried to have kids, so far unsuccessfully. She is not sleeping with Criss Angel. She does like spending time with Criss, but she also like spending time with Dave LaChapelle and other flamboyant gay guys. Feel free to reread that last sentence and draw your own conclusions.

[From What Would Tyler Durden Do]

Wow. Three years? Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend hasn’t had sex in three years. That was jaw dropping info to me. I’m sorry, but if I looked like Bridgett I’d be sleeping with every hot guy I could. Every moral I think I have would quickly be revealed to be a load of garbage based solely on my self esteem issues. I would be an absolute skank. Hef should dump her – for being so dumb.

And I hate to say it, but he should dump Holly for being dumb too. Anyone that voluntarily spends time with Criss Angel should be committed. They actually bring the guy in to play prison events as a form of inmate punishment. When prisoners are given the option of x hours in solitary or x hours watching Criss Angel do his act, 9 out of 10 choose the former.

I do not even want to imagine what the audition process must be like for this show. I mean you’re auditioning for a show and to be an old horny guy’s girlfriend. And yet it seems there are plenty of women who are more than interested in the job. So to speak.

Here’s Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner, Bridget Marquardt, and Kendra Wilkinson at the Reality Awards in Los Angeles yesterday. Photographer: Fayes Vision. Images thanks to WENN.