Gisele Bundchen brings long-haired Tom Brady to party at Rio’s Carnival

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Gisele Bundchen brought her husband Tom Brady down to Brazil for a little Carnival action. Gisele is cracking me up in all of these photos – she’s so hyped up for everything, and I’m kind of thinking that she’s probably pretty wasted in the balcony photos. Gis also got to be some kind of queen on one of the floats – that the gold outfit. And Tom gamely watched her ride by from the sidelines. You can see it here:

Ugh, his hair. Tragic. Does anyone else wonder if that “hair transplant” story was true and Tom is just growing out his new hair in an attempt to convince everyone that it’s real and natural? Just a theory. Whatever is going on with it, he should stop parting it down the middle and tucking it behind his ears. It’s a bad look for an adult man.

As for what the trip says about them as a couple and all of that – well, I think it’s cute that Tom came to Brazil with Gisele, and that he was making an effort to celebrate her country and everything. That being said, I still think the guy is a dolt. I’ve never understood the fuss over him. Or Gis, for that matter.

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  1. brin says:

    He seems to be a dim bulb and the hair is awful.

  2. sarah says:

    How are we not talking about his dancing? That will be my new go to video when I need a laugh.

  3. Iggles says:

    Wow. The man grew a ponytail just to hide is bald spot. He looks terrible!

  4. hatsumomo says:

    One of these days, in the next few years, Im going to Carnival in Rio. I may just get hitched there too.

  5. Ari says:

    She looks like she is checking to see if she still has boobs in that one pic.

  6. Relli says:

    Tom looks like that quasi-dirty hot barista at the local coffee shop in the 90’s who would take you back to his studio and read you bad poetry.

  7. JuJuBee says:

    Giselle has an insane body, but her face is really masculine and not pretty at all. As for Tom, that hair is a big NO! Nice product placement on those two.

  8. hstl1 says:

    I couldn’t care less about him but I think she is fabulous. I would kill for that body.

  9. Praise St. Angie! says:

    he TOTALLY has a bald spot.

    someone who got famous for not only being a good QB but a “hot” good QB is going to care about that, and so would his supermodel wife.

    when I first saw these pics, I seriously thought it was this guy before I enlarged them.

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4078016256/nm0685856

    I don’t care for Brady because he’s a sore loser who acts like he can’t believe it when he actually doesn’t win…talk about a sense of entitlement…sheesh.

  10. jennipurrr says:

    The hair is dirty fo sho, but I’m with JuJuBee re: the product placement. Seriously SO tacky.

  11. Dana M says:

    LOL at the dancing too, Sarah!!!!

    Her body is insane. His hair, not so much.

  12. Paulina says:

    She looks like a tranny, too skinny. His hair is bad.

  13. erin says:

    Did she have something done? Lips look different.

  14. DetRiotgirl says:

    YES! Lol at his dancing too!

  15. spinner says:

    Giselle is amazing!! So interesting to look at. What happened to Tom? He lost his looks overnight. It looks like he has aged 10 years.

  16. fi says:

    He’s the best quarterback in the league and she’s the richest supermodel on the planet, what’s not fascinating about this couple? Also, yeah, her body is amazing.

  17. Leticia says:

    This is the prettiest that I have ever seen her. His hair looks terrible. Maybe she talked him into the bad hairdo in order to repel other chicks.

  18. malame says:

    he reminds me of frankenstien

  19. Venus says:

    Well, I can see what all the fuss is about re: Gisele — her body is sick. Her face is a tad masculine & I definitely like her better with darker hair, but all in all she is amazingly, breath-takingly gorgeous.

    Tom looks like a dweeb, though I hear he is a pretty good football player — I don’t follow football, but even I had heard of him before he got with Gisele because he’s taken his team to the Superbowl a few times & won, so for people who are into football there is a reason for the fuss over him.

  20. Leah says:

    They are insanely gorgeous and i love them.

  21. grace says:

    I don’t even get why she was invited for that.
    She is not beautiful according to Brazilian standards;
    She doesn’t have the body people want to see in carnaval, because according to our culture, “men like meat, dogs like bones” (I’m very skinny and I’ve always been resentful about this saying);
    But, most of all, she CAN’T dance samba, at all!

  22. MsCatra says:

    Sigh. He used to be so hot. I was proud that he was a Michigan quarterback (Go Blue!). Not so much now.

  23. Mshuffleupagus says:

    She doesn’t really have much of a waist. I think its that and her face that makes me think she looks masculine. And its his hair and pouty face that makes me think Tom Brady looks like a little bitch.

  24. Jillian says:

    Did Tom say Gis made him wear his hair that way?

  25. scout says:

    I think she has a great body but looks like a man in drag sometimes.

  26. TQB says:

    My god the hair! It looks like all those dudes in college who decided to grow out their hair and thus also never had it trimmed or even washed it, just slapped on a white baseball cap. God those dudes sucked.

  27. whitedaisy says:

    Seems pretty clear who wears the pants in the family.
    His hair situation is nothing less than tragic. I never understood the supermodel status of her or Kate Moss; Gisele has the face and jawline of a man.

  28. Leek says:

    He looks like shit.

  29. Delta Juliet says:

    Oh God, Tom. Please. Get a damn haircut!

  30. mrsezc says:

    OMG .. LOL … the hair is bad but not as bad as his dancing!!! Did he learn those moves from Ben or Jack???? LOL!!

  31. meg says:

    Ugh. She looks like a tranny who went to a plastic surgeon with a pic of Cat Lady Wildstein and said “Make me look like THIS!” Both are gross.

  32. esblondie says:

    Dear Tom,

    Goddammitsomuch, you’re starting to look like Matthew Sweet with that dumb hair. I just HATE longer hair on men. At the very least, if you’re gonna go long, go balls-to-the-wall long like Shooter Jennings or something. That midlength-bob thing is just stupid and makes me want to hit you.

    Sincerely,
    esblondie

  33. TXCinderella says:

    Giselle has beautiful hair and a banging body, but her face is “meh”. I just don’t think she is that pretty. Tom, please get that hair cut. It is not very becoming of you and you are a good looking guy!

  34. DGO says:

    Her body is odd. She has a straight up and down waist, and kind of looks like a boy with implants. However, that’s got nothing on Brady’s sissy hair and bad dancing! Thanks, Celebitchy. Hilarious clips like that are why I come to this site. 🙂

  35. EdithP says:

    He looks mentally challenged.

  36. Madison says:

    Tom needs to get a hair cut and stop listening to giselle, I think she said in some interview she wanted him to grow his hair. Viggo, jon bon jovi, look good with long hair, tom brady looks like a tool.

  37. fabgrrl says:

    Why does everyone slam Gisele for her masculine face? Lots of body models have “man face” – angular planes, strong jawline. I don’t like Gisele, but she definitely has the right look for her profession.

  38. eternalcanadian says:

    Long hair is not a good look for Tom. On the other hand Gisele looks nice in her gold carnival costume.

  39. Kayla says:

    The dancing.. oh the dancing. I like when he realizes the camera’s on him, and puts his hands up and tries harder.

  40. Tiffany says:

    He is a panty dropper. Really? Him?

  41. Majosha says:

    @EdithP: I thought the same thing.

  42. brin says:

    If you want a good laugh, TMZ has a pic of Tom side by side with one of the girls on Full House….they look the same! (Tom Brady is Kimmie Gebler).

  43. francesca says:

    There is absolutely NOTHING attractive about that man.

  44. Katalina76 says:

    I’ve never understood the fuss about him either. Something about his beady little eyes. Maybe they’re too far apart? I dunno. And for years my brother has been saying all Gisele is missing is an Adam’s apple, and damn is he dead on.

    Also – am I the only one who noticed that these two never seem to be wearing their wedding bands? Whatsup with that?

  45. bagladey says:

    After reading all the stories and seeing all the photos I absolutely believe “that hair transplant story” and a cover-up is the only way his current hair style makes any sense.

  46. SteveGrogan says:

    Brady hasn’t won squat ever since he started letting HIS WIFE “style” his increasingly embarrassing hair. He looks like a girl. She needs a few solid meals, too.

  47. ragdoll says:

    ITA w/ #46. Nowadays Tom’s play on the field is as sloppy as his hygiene. I don’t know what looks more stupid, his granny bun ponytail or his headband. Are these hair accessories from the UGGS collection? YUCK!!!!

  48. GIA says:

    ah, God the Coffee barista comment did me in in. homerun!

  49. Teri says:

    I use to think Tom was hot but now I see he is his womens bitch

  50. lucy2 says:

    OMG! At one point he was cute, but now he looks so stupid. Amazing what really bad hair can do to someone!
    They look like walking billboards in that top photo.

  51. ragdoll says:

    Tell me again why Bridget is still pining over that grenade?

  52. a says:

    gisele is getting paid to go to carnival. she is pantene girl in brazil. dont kid yourselfs

  53. Susan says:

    Oh my, where did the shirtless Tom Brady go who was my screensaver all those years ago? And I’m a Giants fan. Ah, this guy:
    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1012/shirtless.si.covers/content.6.html

  54. Smiley says:

    She looks “plastic pretty” in those gold dress pics – just another bland, blonde barbie doll babe. Age is starting to catch up with her.

  55. munchies says:

    ive seen other pics of this where Giselle is having a milk drink and so many shots Brad is lovingly looking at her while shes having fun.

  56. iona says:

    you should see the pic of Tom wearing a headband in the balcony…painful ugghhh…. seriously! CB post the pic please!!!

  57. Aurelia says:

    He looks munted and haggard because he has a new baby in the house. They suck your bloom man! As for Gize, I think for the first time ever I thought she looked very pretty in these picks. AS in not butch. Agreed though, shes too skinny boy now and she has no waist etc. Love her blonder hair, it softens her and her make- up is gorge.

  58. Crash2GO2 says:

    “She doesn’t really have much of a waist.”

    You’d have to have hips to have a waist. Which she doesn’t have. Personally, I think her body is smoking, but it IS on the lean/boyish side.

  59. Gabriela says:

    Eh, whatever, she is still hotter then 99% of the girls here. And I’m being generous.

  60. Isa says:

    His hair is gross. It doesn’t go well with his caveman brow-bone.

    She looks really pretty in the pictures where she is wearing the gold top.

  61. Lizz says:

    She has the biggest neck I have ever seen in a human being.

  62. Sugar says:

    I can’t stand either of them. I think it mostly bothers me that my family is German, and I have only ever heard “Gisele” pronounced “Ghee-Sa-La”, but what do I know, I’m not Brazilian.

    But Tom shouldn’t be out partying like that, doesn’t he know midterms are this week?

  63. tapioca says:

    “Eh, whatever, she is still hotter then 99% of the girls here. And I’m being generous.”

    It depends what you mean by “hot”. Men are genetically driven towards a curvy waist and a good-sized ass, and she’s got neither!

  64. bellyache says:

    Seriously ?? Cut her some slack. She’s a beautiful woman.

  65. Jo says:

    You people saying one of th emost gorgeous supermodels of all time is “boyish” or her face is “masculine” have been checking out little boys and men’s faces way too long if you’re guys… and girls saying it just sound jealous. Strong, exotic German jaws like hers are insanely beautiful and interesting; much better than plain faces and weak chins like Amy Adams’ or Marilyn Monroe’s (both of whom dont have a fraction of Gisele’s NATURAL beauty and no need of makeup too, I might add).

    I have also NEVER seen a human being without hips… how else would we walk, again? o_O Who gives a crap if she isn’t curvy? Why does that MATTER so much? It sounds so insecure when people say about a female star “OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BOY SHE HAS NO HIPS OR CURVES REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES && ARE A SIZE 20!1!11!1ONE!!!!!”. she is toned, athletic, has perfect T&A, long-legged, exotic-faced and doesn tneed makeup… I’d like to see how perfect you all look if THAT is ugly, masculine, and boyish =]