We have ONE new photo of my lover, Michael Fassbender, in New York. Is it now a rule that I must write about The Fassdong whenever there are new photos? Perhaps. I wrote about last week when we got those lovely photos of him, strutting his tight ass around New York, filming Shame. And this ONE photo is from a screening of Jane Eyre last night in NYC. As you may remember, Fassbender is playing the sexiest Victorian ever, Mr. Rochester. Nevermind that Rachester was supposed to be dark and brooding and English and all let’s-hide-my-crazy-wife-in-the-attic, and Michael is ginger, Irish, sunny and all let’s-bring-my-young-American-girlfriend-to-the-screening. Yes, Michael’s girlfriend Zoe Kravitz was at the screening, and she didn’t really have her game face on. And they didn’t even pose together!

And here is Fassbender’s Jane Eyre, little Mia Wasikowska. Mia is the one who “outed” Fassbender as the object of his horse’s desire.

Also at the screening – Glenn Close and her wonky hairline. I love Glenn and everything, but what is that?

There are new Fassbender interviews too! Here’s one that he did with Salon, and oh, here’s a video of Fassbinder & Mia talking about the movie – sweet, sweet Irish dong.

Photos courtesy of WENN.