I read a little something about this earlier this week, and oddly enough, it didn’t depress me. Usually when I hear about Gerard Butler rubbing his glorious stank on some girl, I get out my rage shank and count to ten. Why am I not depressed about this one? Because allegedly, Gerard was rubbing on model Selita Ebanks. Selita is his type – leggy, slender, dark. And it sounds like if there’s something there, it’s not much:
Gerard Butler had model Selita Ebanks on his [arm] at Madonna’s Oscars afterparty on Feb. 27.
“They’ve been hooking up,” an insider tells us. “But it’s nothing serious.”
[FromLife & Style, print edition, March 21, 2011]
Selita was last rumored to be dating Kanye West, although I haven’t seen or heard anything about Kanye and Selita together recently, so maybe that fizzled too. However, Gerard’s rep went to Gossip Cop and denied it, saying that the rumors of a hookup are completely “not true.” Gerard really is trying to make sure I continue to love him, isn’t he? That’s what this is all about – he’s making sure that I’m not too overcome with Fassbender lust, and that I always remember that he’s saving himself for me. Ha… I couldn’t even type that without laughing!
Oh, and for all of you saying that Gerard is going to be Jessica Biel’s new boyfriend… ah, no. They are scheduled to work together on that movie where she plays a soccer mom and he plays a soccer coach, but that doesn’t mean he’ll bone her. He really, truly has a type, and Biel isn’t it. Selita is, though. I’ll buy Gerry with Selita before I would ever buy him with Biel.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Is anyone else noticing the disgusting amount of dandruff on Gerard’s shoulders?? Yuck-o!
I thought Gerard’s type was under forty and breathing. Or seriously just breathing. I have no pride though, I’d still hit it.
Nooo. I thought his type was blonde…he is such a man slut! I hope this is just a Scottish fling and he better not go near Biel!
YES!!! I couldnt even read anything.. I was just too shock to see the dandruff
That is not dandruff on Butler’s shoulders, the photo was taken at the BATA’s & it was raining. That is rain reflecting from the lights on the red carpet. He didn’t use an umbrella.
Don’t worry about Jessica Biel — Lainey suggested she’ll try to be linked to “a dude who might, once in a while, fly around saving the world in a cape” because apparently she’s at the top of the list for the role of “girlfriend”. Not sure, but it sounds like that Superman movie…perhaps?
But I must confess that it would be funny to watch Biel trying to cling on “allergic to commitment” Butler.
I thought Gerard’s type was under forty and breathing.
@ Curmudgeon:
ROTFL!!!
This I believe this before Biel, too.
Let me clarify, I don’t think he’ll actually DATE Biel (ITAWY, not his usual “type”), but they are RIPE for the rumor to blossom (both single, she’s all vulnerable and crap, and who better to rebound with than THE Gerard Butt-tickler?, etc). Her publicist would love it.
Her chasing him would be the theme (and with that Daily Mail article out there of how she showed up at Timberdouche’s house when he didn’t call her at first, they’ll use that as some sort of “proof” of her tenacity = desperation).
You guys really need to start fact-checking. Took me 2 min to find out that they’re not hooking up.
http://www.gossipcop.com/gerard-butler-selita-ebanks-hooking-up-dating/
THE Gerard Butt-tickler
@ Sigh:
LOL! You guys are killing me today.
Please. This man has no type. Wishful thinking there. He has boned blonds, brunettes and I am sure his share of gingers. His type is “vagina”.
I like this. It’s surprising but I can dig it. He’s such an upgrade from Kanye.
Eliza – You need to work on reading comprehension. I included the Gossip Cop denial in the post.
Selita is entirely too pretty for Kayne or Butler. She could do so much better.
But sadly, I can see Biel chasing after Butler. She will need a high profile hookup.
Because it will take all of a week before Timberlake is out there with a new 22 year old. Since he has no ability to be without a girlfriend.
Then Biel can have her very own Diaz breakdown when she runs into him with the new jumpoff. 🙂
And I know somewhere right now.. Diaz is secretly pleased about Biel getting dump. Knowing that movie Diaz did with Timberlake, is getting released soon.
Which means them being out doing the PR together.
Please. This man has no type. Wishful thinking there. He has boned blonds, brunettes and I am sure his share of gingers. His type is “vagina”.
@ Melissa
LOL so true
i would dig this coupling, given i am partial to any white guy + gorgeous black woman combos ; -)
@ Curmudgeon and Melissa —
HA! =D But not “wishful thinking,” on my part at least.
I agree he’s attracted to “estrogen,” I guess I meant I don’t think he’ll DATE her, as in have an on-going relationship. So he’d hit and quit with utmost urgency, at most.
I have no delusions. The jump-offs have varied greatly, the “girlfriends” all had the same “profile,” that’s all.
But hey, he could have a taste for vanilla to break up the chocolate and mocha…Why-the-hell-not?
I don’t really care about who he’s hooking up with, I just want him to make a good movie.
You idiots; that’s not dandruff – it was raining that night in London and it’s raindrops on his suit!
dang!!
that dandruff messes up his sexiness!
ahh, they gotta kick you when you’re down! LOL
LOL at the thought a man like Gerard “truly” has a type unless type = willing, fresh, and something he hasn’t done before or enough.
Wishful thinking, but if it gets you through the night. No one wants to see him and Biel hooking up but his hormones are not overly predictable.
They’d look hot together I won’t lie. They both get around so this coupling was bound to happen….
You dandruff dolts! It was raining, those were rain drops on his suit, as anyone else who followed the shots and the event knew! Gads…
selita? meh, whatever, just a link in a chain if you ask me
hello obnd and manny just looking around
Kaiser you slay me. 🙂
Gonzo try again…
yeah i’m on, i feel so so so…, loved, thanks kaiser and manny for the recommendation…..let’s hope more follow
sick of the spiteful hateful trolls and socks on other sites
🙂
ITAWY wtf? The moniker stealing is out of hand. Has robbed the fun from that site. 🙁
Loving the piccies of Gerry on his new bike. I hope he doesn’t kill himself on that silly thing. 🙂
@ Manny & wtf?
Hi Ladies! Apparently Sam rode the bike over to Gerry’s place today (Saturday). No pics of GB, just ones of Sam and the bike in front of Gerry’s house.
He has dated black women before, but Selita is smart, and I don’t think she would date him because he’s such a ho.
Oh, and whoever is pretending that Selita isn’t beautiful needs to get their eyes checked. There’s something disturbing about average women online calling beautiful celebrity women plain or “meh.” Let’s just get real.
@ kaiser : LOL with the JRM crazy eye photo you used!!! Your post cracked me up so much, I woke up my baby (Opps, and it’s 3:42 am- hello time change).
Cora – can you post a link of Sam delivering the bike?
DiMi – ITAWY. Selita is a very beautiful woman.
anyone know why my name is all scribbily at the side?
anyway wondering if KH will be involved in the Mavericks, and Jared Leto since we have seen him chatting to him….he is a surfer,and very young looking???
not sure how i feel about PTF
cross fingers and hope i guess
good to see some people walking away from name stealers and trolls to a better place :))
@wtf?
Your moniker looks fine to me.
PTF has all the signs of a stinker to me too.
Jared Leto would be an interesting choice. The kid has had some good acting performances. Requiem for a Dream comes to mind.
Kevin Spacey… jury is still out for me. He is an acclaimed actor but hasn’t had much to show lately IMO. But I guess work is work. 🙂
Kaiser and company…
Here is some more news… http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/03/13/gerard-butler-alcove-cafe-stop/
We are looking for a safe place to discuss and enjoy the banter of Butler news. If you post it we will come. JJ has become a viper pit and we are looking for a new home. 🙂
yes kaiser you build it, we will come!
Who the hell trusts “Gossip Cop” anyway? It’s ridiculous. They don’t have any more information than any other site. Sometimes a celebrity’s publicist calls them (and since when are they anything but liars, anyway?), and most of the time they have anonymous “sources” like anyone else.
well manny we tried, sigh
think i will take a break form blogging for awhile. take care fellow sister nightengale
Hang around girlie. It’s nice to know there is someone out there that understands the trenches. 😉
Can’t blame you for JJ crap. I wish peeps would contact admins for registration. That is why I love it here. 🙂
This Celebitchy blog about Gerard is funny as hell! good job! I’m sure if we were in Gerard’s position we’d all have some dating faux paws, but I agree the pap catch him with his fingers in the pudding all the time… I hope that at some point he will find a woman and settle down, but it’s his life. As long as he makes great films, and doesn’t make his life a complete train wreck I’m happy…. Gerard Call me…lol
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