Heads up, New Yorkers: Linnocent is on the ground

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Heads up, New York bitches! Lindsay Lohan is in your vicinity. These are photos of Lindsay touching down at JFK last night. So…seriously, keep your guard up. You may run into her. And by “run into her” I mean “Lindsay will crash her car into you, get out of the car and begin punching you in the face while crack wailing.” According to Radar, Lindsay “got permission” from the court to travel, which she needed considering she’s still on probation, and she has all of these crack heist cases piling up. Mother Crackhead told Radar: “We are all excited that the family gets to all be together in New York.” I wonder what’s so important that Lindsay has to be in New York right now? Besides drugs and paparazzi and shopping. Lindsay has until March 25 to take the plea deal being offered by the prosecution, which it seems like… she’s not going to take any plea. So, technically, she doesn’t have to be back in LA until April. That’s a lot of time for shopping and drug-taking in New York.

Also: TMZ has this sad little Team Creakhead story about how Lindsay “quit smoking” because she’s “continuing on the path to a healthier life”. Yeah, we’ll see. We heard the same kind of pro-crackhead stories just before Linday heisted the necklace too.

Oh, and Crachead and Mother Crackhead look the same now. The same age, the same cheap blonde hair, the same leathery skin. Ugh.

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  1. S says:

    on her way to court the other day, she was smoking out the window of the SUV and then threw her cigarette out the window. stay classy, crackhead.

  2. mln76 says:

    Blech, I think I am going to try to get out of the state for the next couple of weeks.

  3. That girl says:

    Why does she think that hand / fingers near or in her mouth is sexy?!

  4. brin says:

    Good thing New York is on high alert for incoming terrorists. Keep a safe distance from Family Crackhead.

  5. Rita says:

    @Thatgirl

    The hand near the mouth is important so you can see Lelo’s wedding ring. She and Dina are on their honeymoon. Lindi love.

  6. serena says:

    Why? The only good thing about her was the ginger hair.

  7. heb says:

    go back to red hair dummy!

  8. Quest says:

    Warning, warning LL and her mom are in NY…please keep all children, pets and pricy merchandise under secured lock down.

    LL’s suspicious activities includes claims of innocence and carefully timed tears during court sessions while wearing outlandish/inappropriate outfits. Known for crack-head behaviour and stalking tendencies

  9. lrm says:

    to paraphrase…’she coulda been someone; she coulda been a contender’….
    you know?
    how sad she just looks like her NJ trashy mom….at 24 years old!
    she could have had a different life altogether….
    choices….choices….choices….

  10. Bella Mosley says:

    In the pic w/LL’s thumb up she looks toothless. I guess from that angle with the duck lips it looks like her mouth is sink in due to no teeth. Pity

  11. Lila says:

    Well, obviously we have a SHOPLIFTER out here in NYC. She’s climbing over your counters and snatching your jewelry up trying to take ’em, so you need to hide your Minks, hide your jewelry, and hide your daughters cause she taking everything out here.
    http://thebertshow.com/lindsay-lohan-has-a-list-of-stolen-items/

  12. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Rough, rough, rough crackie!

    So the court has given her permission to have a snort and drink meet with queen crackie….great move!

    Sure the ring finger over her face is to court more media attention as to is she back with SR….sad and desperate

  13. Bella Mosley says:

    In the pic with LL’s thumb up in the air she looks toothless.
    Maybe the angle coupled with the duck lips her face looks sunk in due to no teeth. So pitiful.

  14. Rianic says:

    She needs a good chemical peel and dermabrasion.

  15. Marjalane says:

    If our suspicions that Lindsey is a “working crack ‘ho” are accurate, how do you suppose she explains her new found cash to White Oprah? Hard to believe any mother- even W.O. could be O.K. with that. (and I seriously think she is selling herself out to foreign johns- where the hell else is she getting money?)

  16. Marie says:

    I am guessing she is filing a lawsuit over something.

  17. Roma says:

    Cocaine takes about 4 days to leave your system, I believe. So you know she’s in NYC to go on a bender (and not get tested) before she heads back to jail.

    What are the chances she headed east to stalk young Mr. Franco?

    Edited to add: Lindsay touching her lips is her signature high move. I beyond bet that she’s using.

  18. lucy2 says:

    Marjalane, I sadly think White Oprah would be OK with anything that keeps the money and the crack coming.

    Why on earth did they let her travel? I somehow think if you or I were on probation and facing all these new charges and said we wanted to go across the country, the court would say NO. Maybe they just wanted her out of California for a while to clear the skank out of the air.

  19. Madisyn says:

    Kaiser, quick question: Is it safe to assume that there will be no random drug and alcohol testing for the next several weeks? If so, how is that possible?

  20. piedlourde says:

    (That puffy cortison face and the horrible lips: it’s Lara Flynn Boyle in these pictures, right?)

    How sweet, a Lohan family reunion! I bet they’re all going out for some Carvel ice cream!

  21. Praise St. Angie! says:

    Marjalane, I agree with lucy2 that the Queen Crackie would absolutely be OK with Lindz prostituting herself.

    in her severely demented mind, “you never know…you might meet up with a producer and get a role that way”.

  22. Devon says:

    Anyone else notice that Birkins are no longer as exclusive as they once were? Heidi Montag has one, Kim Kardashian has one (so do a few other KKs) and now Dina has one. Good going Hermes! Way to kill off your brand by letting these trash bags own one. Times to invest your money in something that doesn’t put you in the same league as famewhores.

  23. Penguen says:

    Thank god I live in Buffalo.

    I think she does that stupid thing with her fingers and her lips because Marilyn Monroe used to do that kind of thing. Linnocent has a kinda unhealthy obsession with Marilyn. Her legging line is named after her, too (it’s Marilyn’s birth date).

  24. Toto says:

    it’s St. Patrick’s Day on Thursday and NYC is famous for its huge parties, I’ll bet that’s why she’s there. Has she got a gammy eye? God she’s disgusting. Also, those pouch necklace things she and Dina are always wearing, I know they’re meant to keep a scripture in but there is no doubt in my mind that’s where they carry their drugs on them. They wear them all the time and we all know the Lohans ain’t God-fearing pillars of the community.

  25. Estella says:

    What’s up with the wonk eye in that last photo? Is Linz already high? Also, my man Avan Jogia is in New York right now. If this walking STD lays a spray-tanned hand on his sweet, Nickeodeon-paid ass, I may have to get my shank out. She has had sex with everybody. The East doesn’t want your stank, Hohan!

  26. Emily says:

    She seriously needs to go back to red hair. That’s the most pressing issue here. She’s always crazier when she’s a blonde mini-Dina.

  27. Magsy says:

    Can you imagne all the shit Lindsay has done that she hasn’t got caught at?