Oh, Katie. Just say no, girl. These are photos of our beloved robot, Katie Holmes, looking zonked out, staring at the pavement like it holds the secret to Xenu. Katie’s wearing these pleather leggings that seem to be everywhere these days. I recently saw Kim Kardashian in a strikingly similar pair, which were being stretched beyond their man-made capabalities. Now, Katie isn’t “thick” like Kim, but her legs are definitely not her strongest feature. I’m not saying that to be cruel or anything – my legs aren’t my best feature either, and Katie’s legs are in better shape than mine. This is just not a flattering look for her, though.
I think Katie’s most consistent styling problem is that in her own mind, she’s a trendsetter, and a follower of whatever is hip or current in fashion right now. Add to that the little fact of Katie not realizing that she doesn’t have the figure to pull off every trend (no one does), and you’ve got Katie’s train wreck style. I wish I could talk to Katie and tell her what to wear. Like, “Emphasize the length of your legs, but don’t focus on the shape of your legs. Straight-cut and boot-cut trousers for you, or skirts cut just above the knee, with high heels. And no leggings, for the love of God.”
Two more things: first, I LOVE that Katie is in New York, with Suri, doing her own thing away from Tom. Tom is God knows where, I think maybe Canada? Filming Mission Impossible? Probably. Also: Suri does not have her own personal assistant. Just FYI.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
I think Katie is Suri’s personal assistant.
maybe it’s what she’s wearing WITH the leggings that’s a huge part of the problem? It’s one thing to do a long, sheer tunic-type thing like Demi Moore wore with her (also ill-advised) latex leggings….but this weird PTA mom sweater and icky Lands End-looking suede jacket thing are a major genre clash!
Wear them while you can!
Latex leggings – gives legs very alluring gloss finish but nope, just no.
There is always a need to enhance and highlight your best assets ladies but not your ass and legs. Maybe a nice long top would have played this off nicely.
My advice: Let the style fit you don’t try to fit into the style
she can’t dress for shit. She’s not fat per se, but has horrible tree trunk legs.
very astute! but of all the things Katie should rethink, the pants are should be very low on the list 🙂
I hate to even post this link because he’s so much different now (I think at least), but I saw it when I clicked on the ‘go fug yourself’ link and it is hilarious:
http://gofugyourself.com/twifug1-10-2008
Lether/pleather should not be worn unless you have stick thin thighs. I do have pretty decent legs and you still could not pay me to wear those leggings.
Please Katie. Just give the leggings back to Steven Tyler and let it be.
LOL @ Roma You are so right! That being said, I’m taller than her, but i wouldn’t mind having her legs. I just wouldn’t wear those.
I think the pants look fine just not with those shoes or jacket – she could have gone with a nice pair of leather motorcycle boots or something similar (maybe more styled) and a longer coat and it probably wouldnt have looked so Soccer Mom meets Dom Mom
Her legs are terrible and she has cankles.
I don’t like the leggings simply because they’re shiny but i don’t think they look bad on her, or worse than they would on someone else.
I love sausages!!!
rod stewart used to look good in those, remember…she’s no rod stewart
The leggings look horrible. I don’t think she actually does have cankles she is just wearing pants that only look good on women who have twigs for legs. The worst part is that little grin she has like she thinks she is setting the world on fire. I do like those shoes though but are they navy??? If so that’s a basic fashion no no.
soccer mom up top and hooker down below – a confusing look, to say the least.
Heatheradair, I totally agree. Its what she wore with the leggings that is problematic.
Oh, Katie, honey, pls, throw those pants away! The same applies to those shoes and jacket. BURN THEM PLS!!
EVERYONE should rethink latex leggings. Those things are tacky as hell and look like something only hookers should wear.
LOL @ brin. Too true!
What’s with the Sarah Palin hair? In all fairness we’ve seen her look much, much worse. The leggings aren’t terrible on her but those shoes – uh, no. Ugly. Some high boots would have looked better. Maybe.
I’ve tried the latex leggings and it was not cute, but if you’re gonna do it, you pair it with a nice fancy top. It looks horrible with two sweaters.
Her legs are FAR from ‘tree trunk’ legs. The commenter who wrote that might want to seek therapy.
She looks just fine, she has lovely legs,I don’t think women have to have stick thin legs to look good in leather pants. I just wish she would stop doing the smirky smiles she does, it does make her look robotic.
Katie’s upper legs are fine, her lower legs are the issue; she should just avoid anything that clings or attracts attention to her lower legs.
she always looks high and wonky..
she is on something, so I overlook her clothing choices..
God, seriously? Her legs are fine. I think shiny latex/pleather/whatever leggings should be banned, but if they were jeggings or normal leggings, she’d look fine. Well, the coat is all wrong, but I’m focusing on legs.
seriously, cankles? tree trunks? You do realize that’s a SHADOW behind her legs, right?
And I love the shoes.
EDIT: There’s just so much otherwise wrong with KH and her choices, I can’t believe you’d pick on her leg shape.
I think the leggings on her are just fine; as mentioned, it is the rest of the outfit that could, since we do this, be critiqued. Just let her rething Suri sucking on a binky at this age.
It’s not the leggin’s, folks, the problem is her sad men’s-aisle-Target sweater/shirt and white something underneath. WTF is this please?
Are those from the “Lady Heather” collection?
Katie looks a little “special” in these pics. She’s a cute girl but she always looks so worn out and she slouches. Straighten up dammit!
That’s a yeast infection waiting to happen.
EdithP that is soooo funny
Katie, girl, no for real, seriously… burn em.
Let’s establish from the start that I can’t stand the woman (And her child scares me. Blame Scientology.) but I think the reason she’s always looking down is to avoid camera flash.
That would drive me nuts. I could see how she’d avoid it.
And the pants are hideous.
“which were being stretched beyond their man-made capabalities”
rotfl.. the hubby always wants to know what I am laughing about.
Thank you!
Those things are hideous-I think all of them should be thrown to the back of the closet, never to return.
On a side note, did anyone see the blind item about the young child who hates her mom and completely disrespects the mom, but the mom does whatever the little child wants? Totally this whackjob family-Suri is being raised to be a god-awful little brat.
And she’s called a Fashion Icon!
Don’t see it – nothing original or exciting about her.
Wait–I thought these things were over last year, already?
If she thinks she’s a trendsetter she’s way behind
Those things make me nauseated.
This woman has sacks of money and yet no style. Sad.
And yes, she does have thick legs.
Hey, if they are calling Kate Mids a style icon then maybe katie H can fly too?
I have a philosophy. “Friends do not let friends wear pleather pants”
Unless you are sticky vicky. I still think katies only friends are suri and her mother.
she looks mega-high (again).
I am just going to go ahead and say it…
THIS GIRL HAD HORRIBLE LEGS!!!!!
Does she girl have no friends!?!?!
wait till you see her legs in short shorts. hers is just weird elephant legs.
Appalling…and WHY does she ALWAYS look like she is smirking??
SHE LOOKS FINE. and yes, i yelled.
@Nana, her cooch is yelling also, you just can’t hear it’s pitious cries under all that suffocating pleather.
Perhaps a Catwoman audition or playing dress-up with the kid. Maybe she’s sweating out toxins. Otherwise, crazy ugly and wear them in private!!!
Am I the only person who think she looks good? she hasn’t got thick legs…
I really don’t think anyone should wear pleather, unless you are 16 and bought them at hot topic to go with your saftey pin earings, then it’s kind of cute.
I would rather her take risks & make mistakes like a normal young woman than look like a matron. “They” already made Suri look like a Stepford Wife and she’s a baby.
She has NOT a CLUE! She’s actually a worse dresser than Britney (who’s too drugged up to care).
Katie thinks she is avant garde and uber stylish but she doesn’t understand clothes at all and has no appreciation of what works. She thinks if they are high end fashion and expensive and on trend that she’ll be able to wear them. She probably thinks she works it like Kate Moss.
totally agree with @aenflex and @Roma
FUG.
I’m more disturbed about her polka dot shoes.